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Chase the Rabbits
So, it's Friday night, and as usual, we need some sort of entertainment. Tonight's theme: fitness. Here's what happens when a computer geek meets a Navy SEAL for PT. It's not pretty. But does he learn? Oh no.
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Try this one instead.
A lot of problems similar to his are typically caused by the usage of an inferior sack or satchel within which one transports what we call in German "die Nüsse".
Perhaps, instead of making due with the sack provided him by his parents, he should have considered upgrading to a military-grade solution. Perhaps one similar to the one discussed here.
By all means, this is not a requirement, though it would go a long way towards increasing one's stamina and endurance. In addition, it would have the effect of bolstering the national economy during these tough times.
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I am a highly intelligent squirrel
Scientists and Engineers use human meat as tools and pawn-like resources.
Why?
Because they can.
The less mentally equipped pump gas, dig ditches, join the Navy as enlisted men, and police our streets.
We need to stop this cultural idolation of menial task work that tries to put a false value upon carreers such as firemen and soldiers.
Young women do not understand why their abusive thuglike low wage earning husband does not seem as good a life partner as they appear in movies and pop culture.
Geeks, nerds, dweebs, mathboys, these people graduate high school and usually college to become the people that populated 95% of the fotune 500 list of richest men in 1998.
I am repulsed by this calisthenic SEAL traning 495 course.
He should have learned to code or learned to code better and he would have been happier and more empowered the rest of his life.
Instead he became indoctinated into being a jar head loser.
I am glad I am a fat genius with a thick wallet.
People who shoot the guns are the people responsible for war.
I know it's a slow night and all, but Jesus Christ, do we have to post this shit?
Maybe you think it's funny, and I see the Foot so I must be humor, but this is kind of sickening. Really, how many people (innocents, no less) have been killed by all these uptight, anti-homosexual, redneck, blood-thirsty automatons.
Seriously, Slashdot is supposed to be about freedom and helping people. Not about killing afgahni civilians or watching while the Isralies slaughter the Palestines. Wonderful. Thank you slashdot.
It's funny, laugh. Right...
And the return on your investment is great! The GI Bill, Feddie health care, and, with all the extraneous wars we fight, you'll only need to wait 6 months to bayonet your first baby! Join the army today!
I read this article all the way through and all i have to say is wow i dont think i could do that i mean it is hard , i would like to do it but i am too lazy and dont have enough self-esteem and willpower to do it .. i give you alot of congrats .. cause i know how hard it would be to do something like that .. and i say . good job . and i really admire you ! I really do .. good luck with your life and i just have to say , keep trying i think everyone has issues with if they look fat and stuff like that . I think i look fat for my size .. but my dr says i am at the perfect weight for my age and also i am beginning to be able to see muscles in my arms and i am getting a 6-pack instead of a flabby gut and this is a person who sits on his butt all day and programs... (C++ , Delphi) but about 2 months ago i started to lift weights and run and do pushups/situps every day (20 of each) and run 1 lap around our school track .. and it is slowly getting me in shape i said earlier that i couldnt do that i KNOW i couldnt .. but i know i can and will do what i have been doing and try to at least stay in shape .. i hope i havnt bored you with my rambling but i thought i should show everyone who cared to look my little ramblings !
Yours Truly, Wes -- Owner
While the Military-grade cybernetic sack sounds like an ideal nut transportation device, is it still suitable for teabagging?
Would it cause abrasions on the teabaggee's forehead or tongue?
Would the moist environment of say, a mouth, have any effect on the performance of the sack,
such as causing it to short out and shock the teabaggee, or worse, the sack's owner?
C-X C-S
You've brought up some good points
And sometimes, every once in a while, I wish they'd call in airstrikes on idiot hippies like you.
That wasn't one of them. What a despicable thing to say.
My problem with the military doesn't really have to do with them, but with the cultural climate today, where nobody's allowed to even criticize things they do.
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Uniform Code of Military Justice
If the DoD doesn't sweep everything under the rug. Yes, there are plenty of cases where soldiers were punished for illegal actions during wartime; but there are also plenty of cases where everything was hushed up.
While one side attempts to negotiate in good faith, the other side is setting of suicide bombs in public places. Who's the good guy to you?
Neither of them are the "good guy". First of all, the current Israeli government isn't trying to negotiate in good faith; the only reason they're negotiating at all is because of international pressure.
Don't be stupid. Palestineans aren't a "race", therefore, he can't be a racist.
Palestineans are a culture. Its a culture of breeding and complaining and turning their local area into a DMZ.
So please turn your "race" card into the local poker game. Maybe they'll take it seriously, moron.