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Corporate Anthems Go Corporate

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the telecommuters-can-just-hum dept.

Peter Judge writes: "Corporate Anthems are once again online at ZDNet UK. Last year, the Corporate Anthems page exposed a big bunch of amusing songs composed for corporate promotion. However, the music files had to go offline due to bandwidth limits. Now, ZDnet UK has stepped in, to host the anthems in all their glory. We hope to flush out and publicise new ones, and will be updating the chart in the coming weeks, according to the 'popularity' of different tracks. We have included more lyrics -- transcribed with some effort (and several lines which surely can't be for real)."

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  1. It's late and no one will notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. editors, do not divulge my IP addy to anyone that may call. Please.

    MS Theme song (learn it, love it, live it)

    1
    We build the future piece by piece
    The world depends on us
    Never can our endurance cease
    In our products they must trust

    Refrain:
    We dream our dream of dominance
    Microsoft, we lead and the world follows
    We put the computer on every desktop
    And each one runs Windows

    2
    Our battle is arduous
    And our enemies are fierce
    But the battle belongs to us
    Only we can persevere

    Refrain

    3
    With eagle eyes we see for years
    With cheetah speed we race
    Our code is Business' gears
    And Windows is its face

    Refrain

    From BASIC to DOS to Windows
    Our empire grows ever strong
    Microsoft will take the blows
    And return them right along

    Refrain 2x