Carnivore Update

A reader writes: "Yahoo has a news item about the continued use of DCS-1000 AKA Carnivore. Looks like it's being used more than ever, and some privacy groups are still fighting in court for more disclosure about its use."

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My nuts

[Anonymous Coward]

Smell like old cheese and have more hair than a monkey!

Good day to all.

[Anonymous Coward]

Keywords: Stoners, Gay Sex, Scientology

Session Start: Thu Mar 28 01:14:41 2002
Session Ident: #smokedot

*** Now talking in #smokedot

*** Topic is 'http://www.theonion.com/onion3811/drugs_now_legal . tml'

*** Set by toolj23 on Thu Mar 28 00:14:06

*** revchildoa is now known as revchildoa|sleepies

emadisgay: HELLO DRUGS
emadisgay: A QUESTION FOR MEN, HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN SO HIGH WITH ANOTHER MAN THAT YOU STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HIM AND SUCKING HIS DICK? IF NO, ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST FORGET IT?
obso: hahahahahahaha
emadisgay: MARIJUANA HAS BEEN PROVEN IN CLINICAL LABS TO ACTIVATE THE RECESSIVE "GAY GENE". IF YOU HAVE SMOKED POT WITH OTHER MEN AND EVER HAD A BLACKOUT WHERE YOU DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR TO BE TESTED FOR HIV AND HEPATITIS B. YOU MAY HAVE CONTRACTED ONE OF THESE FROM HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
obso: n
obso: (stoned)
emadisgay: SMOKING POT MAKES YOU FUCK OTHER MEN.
emadisgay: YOUR PENIS, OR "DICK" WILL BECOME ERECT, AND YOU WILL STICK IT IN HIS ANUS, OR "POOP CHUTE"
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
obso: n
obso: User sent EOF
obso: ^D
emadisgay: YOUR DICK IS THE THING BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEGS WHICH LOOKS LIKE A CARROT STICK AND TWO MARBLES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CARROT STICK IS?
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emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
emadisgay: THE PRACTICE OF SCIENTOLOGY HAS BEEN PROVEN FOR OVER 50 YEARS TO CURE DRUG USE AND HOMOSEXUAL PERVERSIONS. THIS IS DONE WITHOUT THE USE OF MEDICATION OR "PSYCHOTHERAPY", BUT ONLY USING THE MIND-SCIENCES DEVELOPED BY L. RON HUBBARD. TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY, VISIT WWW.SCIENTOLOGY.COM.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: more exciting than a fat girl in a sports car?
emadisgay: IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY, PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR U.S. ZIP CODE AND I CAN GIVE YOU THE LOCATION AND PHONE NUMBER OF THE CHURCH CLOSEST TO YOU. ALTERNATELY, YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR ADDRESS AND THEY WILL CONTACT YOU.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
im_so_focused: tchort: that's mor elike disappointing
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tchort: i spend 2 hours cleaning my car the other day
tchort: and i spilt a whole glass of ice tea in that bitch
tchort: err cup
emadisgay: Simple and effective Scientology courses, available in missions and churches of Scientology around the world, teach one how to provide practical help-help for life's trials and those daily catastrophes-big and small. You can help. You can be competent, effective and confident in your ability to help. And you can learn to help yourself, too.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: n\
tchort: n
obso: uh
obso: Scentology?
emadisgay: The subconscious, unconscious or reactive mind underlies and enslaves man. It's the source of your stress, anxiety, upset and insecurity.
tchort: if i become a scietologist
tchort: do i get to touch jon travolta's chin?
tchort: i believe that between that cleft there is anti-matter
tchort: we must research this material and exploit it's energy
emadisgay: At the heart of Scientology lie its axioms that precisely define the fundamental laws and truths of life, including who we are, what we are capable of, and most importantly, how we might realize our native spiritual abilities.
tchort: HIS CHIN MUST BE SACRAFICED
emadisgay: These axioms form the foundation of a vast body of wisdom that applies to the entirety of all life.
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im_so_focused: scinetology is just an excuse for los angeles being such a godless shithole
tchort: yeah
tchort: i agree
emadisgay: From this wisdom has come a great number of fundamental principles people can use to improve their immediate lives, as well as to achieve spiritual immortality.
emadisgay: In fact, there is NO aspect of life that cannot be improved through the application of Scientology principles.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: no
tchort: i don't
tchort: please
tchort: explain
emadisgay: The primary means by which the basic truths of Scientology are applied to the rehabilitation of the human spirit is called auditing. It is the central practice of Scientology, and it is delivered by an auditor, from the Latin audire, "one who listens."
emadisgay: An auditor does not engage in some vague form of mental exploration, nor does an auditor offer solutions, advice or evaluation. One of the fundamental principles of the Scientology faith is the truism that an individual can improve his conditions only if he is allowed to find his own answers to life's problems.
tchort: what about females
emadisgay: Scientology auditors help individuals to accomplish this goal by guiding them to examine their existence through a carefully structured series of steps that Mr. Hubbard developed.
tchort: can we still beat and suppress them?
Caelum: the nullsoft tiny visualization thingy is really cool
Caelum: n winamp
emadisgay: Auditing, then, is not something that is done to a person. Its benefits can be achieved only through active participation and good communication.
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: and anal sex
tchort: yes
Caelum: lol
tchort: we understand
tchort: anal sex aka auditiing achieves enlightenment
Caelum: what does scientology say about weed?
emadisgay: GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THE ADDRESS OF THE NEAREST CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY TO YOUR LOCATION, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROVIDE YOUR ADDRESS TO RECEIVE MORE INFORMATION VIA MAIL?
xepsilon: hey guys * xepsilon awakens
Caelum: yo
xepsilon: potbot: stats
potbot: Since Wed Mar 20 23:12:36 2002, there have been 272 modifications and 162 questions. I have been awake for 6 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes, 2 seconds this session, and currently reference 15779 factoids. Addressing is in optional mode. * Caelum does a google for "winamp plugins for stoners" and doesn't find anything
xepsilon: lol
tchort: YES
tchort: PLEASE
tchort: SEND ME INFORMATION
tchort: 2200 Guadalupe
tchort: Austin, TX 78705
tchort: Tel: 512-474-6631
potbot: -6593
Caelum: lol
Caelum: what was that
emadisgay: Yes, that is the address of our Austin mission. Is this church near you?
tchort: haha
tchort: you actually looked it up
tchort: how gay
Caelum: lol
toolj23: like your dad
tchort: like i said
tchort: jon travolta chin
tchort: or i'm not joining
tchort: that's my conditions
tchort: take it or leave it
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: do you understand
obso: emadisgay: hi.
obso: emadisgay: /mode emadisgay -z
obso: emadisgay: type that.
obso: thx, cheif!
emadisgay: We would be happy to send you a free copy of our pamphlet, The Way to Happiness. Not only is this a good introduction to the Church of Scientology, it offers some life tips which anyone can use.
tchort: i told you motherfucker
tchort: jon travolta's chin
tchort: or i'm not joining
tchort: up front
tchort: chinage
tchort: NOW
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: no
emadisgay: To comprehend Scientology as a religion, one must look past the parameters one might be familiar with, such as those of the Judeo-Christian tradition, and view the East. For instance, although, like the Judeo-Christian religions Scientology affirms the existence of a Supreme Being and places the Supreme Being at the apex of its cosmology, like many Eastern religions, salvation in Scientology is attained through personal spiritual enlightenment.
tchort: i don't want salvation
tchort: i just want the chin
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
tchort: can i just pay for that
tchort: or do i gotta thru the courses an shit
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trexx: n
emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)

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Session Close: Thu Mar 28 01:51:44 2002

Mirror

[Alan_Thicke]

Here is a mirror.

Is that a joke?!

[Bakajin]

Yahoo? Get slashdotted? uhhh..... i'm dumbfounded you could even say that. I guess haveing users post entire articles is a semi-legal way for slashdot to flat out rip people off.

Re:This may mean nothing but...

[mosch]

Two comments that may lend some insight into your problem:

1. Your message is offtopic.
2. You are a fucking retard.

Hope this helps!