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Carnivore Update

A reader writes: "Yahoo has a news item about the continued use of DCS-1000 AKA Carnivore. Looks like it's being used more than ever, and some privacy groups are still fighting in court for more disclosure about its use."

201 comments

  1. first post? by delphin42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    carnivores suck... I'm a vegitarian

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  2. 11. by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1

    A word now against Kant as a moralist. A virtue must be our invention; it must spring out of our personal need and defence. In every other case it is a source of danger. That which does not belong to our life menaces it; a virtue which has its roots in mere respect for the concept of "virtue," as Kant would have it, is pernicious. "Virtue," "duty," "good for its own sake," goodness grounded upon impersonality or a notion of universal validity--these are all chimeras, and in them one finds only an expression of the decay, the last collapse of life, the Chinese spirit of Konigsberg. Quite the contrary is demanded by the most profound laws of self-preservation and of growth: to wit, that every man find hisown virtue, his own categorical imperative. A nation goes to pieces when it confounds its duty with the general concept of duty. Nothing works a more complete and penetrating disaster than every "impersonal" duty, every sacrifice before the Moloch of abstraction.--To think that no one has thought of Kant's categorical imperative as dangerous to life!...The theological instinct alone took it under protection !--An action prompted by the life-instinct proves that it is a right action by the amount of pleasure that goes with it: and yet that Nihilist, with his bowels of Christian dogmatism, regarded pleasure as an objection . . . What destroys a man more quickly than to work, think and feel without inner necessity, without any deep personal desire, without pleasure--as a mere automaton of duty? That is the recipe for decadence, and no less for idiocy. . . Kant became an idiot.--And such a man was the contemporary of Goethe! This calamitous spinner of cobwebs passed for the German philosopher--still passes today! . . . I forbid myself to say what I think of the Germans. . . . Didn't Kant see in the French Revolution the transformation of the state from the inorganic form to the organic? Didn't he ask himself if there was a single event that could be explained save on the assumption of a moral faculty in man, so that on the basis of it, "the tendency of mankind toward the good" could be explained, once and for all time? Kant's answer: "That is revolution." Instinct at fault in everything and anything, instinct as a revolt against nature, German decadence as a philosophy--that is Kant!----

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  3. My nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Smell like old cheese and have more hair than a monkey!

    1. Re:My nuts by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      the AC's are back. Damn you all to hell.

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  4. Huh? by sllort · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Carnivore is not deployed on our network," Shaw said. "We certainly do comply with law enforcement, but we do so in a way that does not compromise our users' privacy."

    How does that work, exactly? Does Earthlink force you to use military-grade encryption prior to subscribing?

    1. Re:Huh? by knulleke · · Score: 3, Funny

      > How does that work, exactly? Does Earthlink force you to use military-grade encryption prior to subscribing?

      Yes. Earthlink will assess if your computer can do 100Mhz push-ups.

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    2. Re:Huh? by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1

      ....100Mhz push-ups.

      MORON!

    3. Re:Huh? by billcopc · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Carnivore is not deployed on our network,"

      Actually, we just have an FBI agent sitting at a desk looking for kiddie pr0n 10 hours a day. It turns out the coffee and donuts cost less than a bunch of hard drives changed weekly. Who would have guessed?!

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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      In this post-Columbine, post-9/11 era, I sure wish I had that job. Just imagine looking at little penises and tiny vaginas all day. It'd be heaven!

      Your Pal,
      Jon Katz

    5. Re:Huh? by October_30th · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Jon, I thought Malda had told you to lie low for a while and avoid public exposure like this? You can still keep e-mailing Junis, if you wish.

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not technically a lie. You see "Carnivore" isn't deployed on their systems. But DCS-1000 (Disguised Carnivore System 1000) is. Complying with law enforcement means you and I have no privacy if anything about us is in the control of a 3rd party (such as Earthlink). That's just the way the laws are written and work. No one has enough time or money to take it up to the Supreme Court (which would probably reject it), even though serious Constitutional questions arise from the use of such 'fishing expedition'-type surveillance of private communications.

    7. Re:Huh? by BlueJay465 · · Score: 2

      No but they might offer you discounted E-meter auditing sessions so you can get rid of those nasty thetans that would have you do evil and attract the government's attention.

    8. Re:Huh? by Snover · · Score: 1

      Military-grade encryption has its weaknesses, too. Especially considering it uses "only" 80-bit keys. And ooh dose pesky cwackews!

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  5. why not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdork was to busy with April fools to pick up this story yesterday.

    Slashdot should commit suicide before it is taken
    over by The Beast of Redmond.

  6. The goatse effect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The goatse effect is the aftermath of seeing the goatse.cx anus picture. Here is the effect of posting the picture to some one known as "gull 13"

  7. It's so reassuring by purplebear · · Score: 1

    To see that Earthlink is concerned about their subscribers privacy. Complete and total privacy, right?
    Well, at least privacy from any outside organisation, even a law-enforcement office. What they do internally concerning privacy of their subscribers must be their own private business.

    1. Re:It's so reassuring by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > To see that Earthlink is concerned about their subscribers privacy. Complete and total privacy, right? Well, at least privacy from any outside organisation, even a law-enforcement office. What they do internally concerning privacy of their subscribers must be their own private business.

      Given the choice between entrusting my data to the FBI, or to employees who may be $cientologists, I'll take the FBI any day.

      (The only distressing part about this article is that it implies the FBI trusts the clams. If I were the FBI, I sure as hell wouldn't.)

  8. Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Fuck Wit !!! Only Klerck has the ability to page widen

  9. Just in case Yahoo gets slashdotted... by BoBaBrain · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Whatever Happened to Carnivore?

    Mon Apr 1, 2:45 PM ET

    Jay Lyman, www.NewsFactor.com

    Its name may have changed from Carnivore to DCS-1000, but the controversial cybersnooping software used by the Federal Bureau of Investigation is still on the hunt for information, and likely is scouring vast amounts of Internet communication.

    In fact, Carnivore probably is chomping on more data than ever as a result of the
    September 11th terrorist attacks in the United States. Following those events, it was
    widely reported that the FBI (news - web sites) installed its e-mail snooping program
    on several Internet service provider (ISP) networks around the nation.

    But a recent court order may mean that more information will be revealed about how
    Carnivore works and what it is being used for, according to privacy advocates.

    After all, while a majority of people may now be more willing to come under government scrutiny in the name of security, civil libertarians say their concerns that the snooping software threatens privacy have actually heightened since September 11th.

    Guarded by Government

    Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC) general counsel David Sobel told NewsFactor that acquiring information about the e-mail sifting software has been a long struggle. On March 25th, Washington D.C.-based EPIC won a round in that battle when U.S. District Court
    Judge James Robertson approved a further search of FBI records on Carnivore.

    "It looked like something was imminent, then again nothing happened," Sobel said in reference to last year's review of the snooping software by U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (news - web sites).

    Sobel added that despite a law passed last year requiring the FBI to report on Carnivore's use, Ashcroft's dismissal of disclosures and discussions was still another letdown in privacy groups' continuing efforts to learn about the software program.

    Digging Deeper

    However, Sobel said, EPIC and other organizations are keeping pressure on the U.S. Department of Justice (news - web sites) and the FBI to disclose exactly what law enforcement officials are doing with Carnivore and how the software, which is reportedly capable of
    "filtering" e-mail, works.

    "We're still criticizing, and we're still pursuing our Freedom of Information Act request," Sobel said. "The judge agreed the initial search was not complete, and the FBI has been sent back to do more searching. Now there's a likelihood that our lawsuit will generate more disclosure. I'm hopeful we'll learn more."

    The FBI has until May 24th to conduct deeper information searches on Carnivore data, including searches in the bureau's offices of General Counsel and Congressional and Public Affairs, Judge Robertson ordered.

    Willing To Be Watched

    Still, SecurityFocus incident analyst Ryan Russell said the events of September 11th changed many citizens' minds.

    "I think there is a lot less concern from the majority of people that they're going to be monitored," Russell told NewsFactor.

    Sobel argued, conversely, that people know the FBI already had significant abilities -- both legal and technical -- to monitor communication before the attacks.

    "As time goes on, people are going to realize these agencies had significant powers before September 11th, and it didn't prevent what happened," he said.

    Let Off Leash?

    Regardless of whether people approved of its decision, the FBI deployed Carnivore on ISPs across the country after September 11th, according to numerous reports.

    While EarthLink had resisted Carnivore deployment on its network prior to the attacks, an EarthLink spokesperson told NewsFactor shortly afterward that he assumed every large ISP in the country had been contacted by the FBI and that all of them were cooperating.

    More recently, however, EarthLink spokesperson Carla Shaw told NewsFactor that the company's cooperation with law enforcement does not mean that Carnivore is scanning the EarthLink network.

    "Carnivore is not deployed on our network," Shaw said. "We certainly do comply with law
    enforcement, but we do so in a way that does not compromise our users' privacy."

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    1. Re:Just in case Yahoo gets slashdotted... by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know... just to let ya know... yahoo gets more traffic in one hour than slashdot gets in a day. I wouldn't be too concerned about the /. effect on freakin YAHOO!. :-)

  10. This may mean nothing but... by linuxrunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm heading an OpenSource project thats grown to a fair size...
    Therefore I have people send me files, etc to my e-mail address often.

    I'm using AT&T Broadband internet (http://www.attbi.com), Some one sends me a .tar.gz file... or a .zip file. I, later on, get an e-mail asking if I got the file... I hadn't. He re-sends. I soon get both in my e-mail later that day.

    Now I'm not much of a conspiracy person, but... since when do we get e-mails sent second, first?
    Why are e-mails with attachments taking so much longer to get to me, then e-mails without attachments? Anyone else notice this?

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    1. Re:This may mean nothing but... by visualight · · Score: 1

      Emails that are sent to me from or sent by me thru MSN Hotmail also sometimes take a day to arrive.

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    2. Re:This may mean nothing but... by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are e-mails with attachments taking so much longer to get to me, then e-mails without attachments? Anyone else notice this?

      Well, it could be the government snooping in on you and trying to steal all your code so they can use it to kill us all....

      -OR-

      It could simply be their batch filing is messed up on their servers. MSN/Hotmail have always had problems with this and I wouldn't be suprised to see AT&T a little messed up. There's a million reasons why this could happen.. another one that comes to mind is what if one of their severs went down.. the one which was supposed to send your mail? Then when it comes back up it sends it. i dunno.. pick your reason.

    3. Re:This may mean nothing but... by fabiolrs · · Score: 1

      I dont know the size of that tar.gz file but usualy larger files are queued on the server so it can send them all on a time where trafic is not that big.

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    4. Re:This may mean nothing but... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I'm using AT&T Broadband internet (http://www.attbi.com), Some one sends me a .tar.gz file... or a .zip file. I, later on, get an e-mail asking if I got the file... I hadn't. He re-sends. I soon get both in my e-mail later that day.

      Now I'm not much of a conspiracy person, but... since when do we get e-mails sent second, first?
      Why are e-mails with attachments taking so much longer to get to me, then e-mails without attachments? Anyone else notice this?


      Dude, do you not remember that AT&T consolidated its mediaone.net and attbroadband.com email systems under attbi.com only two weeks ago? I'm surprised so many people are getting their email at all.

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    5. Re:This may mean nothing but... by sphealey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Now I'm not much of a conspiracy person, but... since when do we get e-mails sent second, first?
      I used to have this discussion all the time when e-mail systems were new to the general office population. It is called e-MAIL, not e-INSTANTDELIVERY. The model for e-mail is the physical postal service. E-mail is not a guaranteed-delivery-time system.

      In the early days of semi-widespread Net use, with uucp providing mail services, delivery times of 1-2 days were common. Today we have gotten used to e-mail delivery around the globe in 30 seconds or less, but there is nothing in the definition of e-mail service that says this has to be the case.

      sPh

    6. Re:This may mean nothing but... by mosch · · Score: 0, Troll
      Two comments that may lend some insight into your problem:
      1. Your message is offtopic.
      2. You are a fucking retard.
      Hope this helps!
  11. September 11th used to justify everything. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yup. I feel much safer knowing that the gov is in the process of locking down the country. What I would like to know is: What rights are actually inalienable?

    Carnivore is not here to 'keep us safe'. It's here to keep us quiet. Thank you John Asscroft, for making sure no one speaks out without repercussions.

    BTW: The terrorists have already won...the election.

    1. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Up yours, you pinko!

    2. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by mrgaribaldi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree completely.

      Our country is in a sad state when our elected officials and their apointees take advantadge of a terrible tragedy to expand their power and take away the freedoms that made this country great.

    3. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by October_30th · · Score: -1, Flamebait
      John Asscroft doesn't want you quiet.

      He wants us singing the hideous song he wrote, hunting down cats and hiding art that exposes too much of the human body which God created.

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    4. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      nice to hear from you again, Mr McCarthy.

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    5. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Are you, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

    6. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Thank you John Asscroft, for making sure no one speaks out without repercussions.

      . . .because Gods forbid citizens should be held responsible for abusing their free-speech rights.

      If you write anything that leaves your computer for something on the Internet, presume someone else will read it, and respond with encryption or other countermeasures as you see fit. But don't complain that your privacy is invaded--you chose to transmit information that's going to bounce in-between at least three different computers; and in any case, you have the responsibility to account for the words you choose to express.

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    7. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by arkanes · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Theres a big difference between "Someone might see this, if they happen to be looking", and "We, the government, are going to actively inspect EVERYTHING". Kinda like how you might not worry about having the blinds drawn all the time, but you'd still get pissed off if the police sat outside with binoculars.

      There is also an amazingly large leap from "taking responsibility for the words you write" to "it's okay for the government to inspect everything I write for possible subversive content".

    8. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      That "amazingly large leap" is directly proportional to the leap between "subversive" and illegal. I don't hesitate to sound the alarm when Big Brother goes too far for my comfort. . . but this privacy you're trying to claim in regards to E-mail doesn't exist.

      If police sat outside my home with binoculars, **shrugs** fine by me. Really. They'd learn that I don't leave my house much; that I have landscapers mow my lawn about once a month; they'd learn what I do for a living by virtue of what I wear to work. I don't consider any of this "private."

      If the police asked to come inside my house to conduct a search, I would ask for a warrant--because that is when they're infringing on my privacy. Likewise if I were (still) operating a BBS from my home PC and they asked to search through E-mails going back and forth there.

      I think a better analogy here is, if I'm talking to my fiancé in the mall and a salesperson happens to overhear our conversation and interrupt. It's incredibly rude, but there's no violation of privacy involved.

      What everyone who's whining about privacy here needs to understand is this: it doesn't exist by default in public places, and the internet is a very public place. If you want privacy, find a way to make your communication private--in the Real World it's called "getting a room." Online, it's called encryption.

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    9. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me,

      What is your credit card number?
      Who are you banging right now?
      How many time a day do you masterbate (when not on Slashdot)?

      What's that, none of my business? But any words you send over the internet you should be held accountable for. Show me all of your personal correspondances, because you have no right to privacy.

      You are probably one of those people who don't have much to lose anyway, because your life is uneventful, and most anyone would demand $30/hour to read it's mind-nummingly dull content. Well, you have a surefire advantage here, because no one would give half a shit what you were up to.

      Either that, or you are just another citizen who likes it up the ass by "We the People".

    10. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by arkanes · · Score: 2
      I don't understand why you don't think theres an expectation of (rasonable) privacy in your email - admitedly, it's stupid to rely on it, but theres no way to see someone elses mail without intentionally viewing the information. The fact that it's possible for anyone with access to any of the routers it goes through to view it does not mean you should assume they will, nor does it mean it's in public view - someone has to look at it. Since it takes special effort to view it, that (to me) implies an expectation of reasonable privacy (gentlemen do not read each others mail, and all that), and, thus, that there should be a warrant before police can access that information.

      For what it's worth, you actually DO have a right to privacy in your own home, even with the blinds open. Check up on peeping tom laws sometime.

      You know, I was going to make more reasoned arguments, but I just re-read your post and I'm just too pissed off by the way people always dismiss these sort of concerns as "whining". Just because YOU are comfortable with people reading all your communications and watching in your windows, doesn't mean that everyone should be, nor that it should be considered a normal thing. Just because you are a sheep doesn't mean that I need to be.

    11. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      So whatever standards you decide to apply to your own life must also apply to ours...simply on your say-so?

      What you consider to be private is of absolutely no value when applied to the standards of others. Unless, of course, you're egotistical enough to claim otherwise.

      Max

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    12. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you have a surefire advantage here, because no one would give half a shit what you were up to.

      Exactly, and the same goes for you.

    13. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you worry so much about government reading your email unless you have something malicious to hide? Go ahead, read through my email, see that i'm not a terrorist. Be thankful you are being watched after, and stop watching CNN/other alphabet networks that are anti-american (I was not born in this country, btw, and support current actions of US government).

    14. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 3, Informative
      For what it's worth, you actually DO have a right to privacy in your own home, even with the blinds open. Check up on peeping tom laws sometime.

      Not quite. The relevant case law is contained mainly in the landmark case Katz vs. United States. In it, the Nine Old Farts of the Potomac said that trespass is not a relevant issue in Fourth Amendment law. Rather, the relevant question is whether or not a person has a "reasonable expectation of privacy" in a certain place or item. (Remember the words in quotes: They're at the very heart of all search and seizure law in the US)

      So, do you have a reasonable expectation of privacy in your own living room? That depends. Can the inside of your house be seen from the outside?

      Remember, a cop can legally act on anything he sees, so long as he is in a place in which he is legally able to be when he sees it. And he can use binoculars, if he can demonstrate to the court that he would have been able to see what he saw from a closer position which he has a legal right to be in, and used the binoculars only to avoid detection.

      Where it gets interesting is when you deal with new surveillance technology. "Extraordinary technical means" typically are closer to being a "search" within the meaning of the Fourth Amendment, requiring a warrant or other justification. There was a case a year or so ago in which an indoor marijuana grow was located using a thermal imager, and the images (and the search that followed) were suppressed, since the use of TI technology was a "search" within the meaning of the amendment.

      In the specific case here...legally, any person with legal custody of a record is allowed to hand it over to police. If Earthlink violates their own privacy policy and decides to make nice with the FBI, you probably (IANAL) have a civil claim against them. However, whatever they gave the Feebs will probably be admissible in criminal court.

      Also, Carnivore, as I understand it, can be used two ways. Either it can give the full content of email, or it can merely report the headers. The latter setting is basically analogous to a "mail cover," in which the information on the outside of a First-Class envelope is recorded. As of yet, there is no Federal case law on whether a mail cover constitutes a search requiring legal justification. My own guess is that the USSC will rule that it isn't, but it'll be a close decision. An email cover would be a lot like a pen register, which the USSC also doesn't consider to be a search requiring warrant.

      Also, bear one other thing in mind: In mail that enters the United States from abroad, there is no legal bar to it being opened and inspected. That's for customs purposes, mostly, and I don't know if that reasoning will be extended to email or not. This is a new enough area of case law that there's still a lot of fumbling. Never mind our dual-sovereignty system here in the US, which makes things more complicated. Pen registers ARE considered to be searches by Colorado state courts, and I'm guessing that they'll do the same with mail covers. Likewise, the Federal courts have said that anybody with legal access to records can turn them over to police and have them be admissible, but the Colorado courts have said otherwise, but were a little vague about it.

      So, if any of our overseas brethren are not yet thoroughly confused, follow up to this and I'll give a discourse on Colorado forfeiture law ;-)

    15. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by arkanes · · Score: 2
      Thats an interesting point about overseas mail, I hadn't thought of that- I believe that the power to open overseas mail is restricted to Customs however, and "normal" law enforcement can't do it (without a warrant, anyway). That raises all kinds of interesting questions about at which point email becomes overseas (If I mail from CA to NY but it goes via routers in Canada, is that overseas mail?)

      And yes, I'm very familiar with the "reasonable expectaion of privacy" idea, I'm just in disagreement about what that really means. There is precedent that if people EXPECT it to be private, then it legally is, even if it's technically trivial to get that information - phone taps, for example. In the case of email, yes, it's sent in the clear, but I'd say it has rather more expectation of privacy than a postcard (the most common comparison) - it never crosses human hands, and there is no reason whatsoever for anything to read and log the content of the message, other than for privacy violation. Aside from that, most people FEEL that email is private, whether it is or not.

    16. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >But don't complain that your privacy is invaded--you >chose to transmit information that's going to bounce >in-between at least three different computers

      So by this rational, it should be legal to open someone elses mail too, since it is information that is going to bounce in between at least three different PEOPLE. E-mail, like regular mail, is, or should be, garded under federal protection of privacy acts. It take many people and many computers to diliver mail in all its forms (electronic or otherwise), but just because you are alowed to handle it does'nt make it legaly or moraly right to open it and see what's inside. Please use your brain before commenting again.

    17. Re:September 11th used to justify everything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      theres no way to see someone elses mail without intentionally viewing the information.


      My firewall has a moniter on it that displays the contents of any packets going in and out, and I CAN see the text of my outgoing mail, as long as there isn't much other traffic.

  12. remember... by sdflkgfljdqshgjkqsfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when computers were not hooked up to one another, let alone to a wall socket? Back in those days, 'snooping' was limited to a select half doen people around the globe and necessitated the keys to get to the actual computer.
    Nowadays, creating software (napster, IE, Kazaa, Blizzard games...), let alone using it, is an issue that often ends up in the courts...
    Technology sure is'nt the fun it used to be.

    --
    how does one change his /. id?
  13. Greetings and Felicitations,Children of Technology by ringbarer · · Score: -1

    Drool dripping out my tongue hanging south saliva flowing free
    my eyes full of lust my balls gonna bust give yourself to me
    thirst I can't quench c'mere you wench there's something that I need

    Carnivore
    I'm a meat eater
    Carnivore
    I'd like to meet ya
    Carnivore
    I know I'll reach ya

    The hunger I feel makes you a meal oh girl you sure taste sweet
    by my hair pull me there guide me to your treat
    spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep

    Chorus

    Lick me she begged she pulled down my head I love to eat pussy
    a taste so fine like sweet april wine I won't trade for any money
    did you cum I eat and run I live for sodomy

    --
    "Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
  14. data quality by Toshito · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wonder what they will do with all the april fool jokes polluting their data?

    --
    Try it! Library of Babel
  15. bomb plot kill drugs conspiracy by Bakajin · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    government lucifer cult hijacking money laundering sex scandal nuclear biological weapon arms revolution revolt uprising battle war underground kill murder maim harm homicide genecide koran jew christian dogs poison anthrax liberal communist ultra right wing president govenor congressman senator council member school board columbine

    ...gee... think that might register a few keywords?

    1. Re:bomb plot kill drugs conspiracy by Bakajin · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      modded as off topic! Fuck you! get your head out of your ass. Obviously the point is that if we flood our email, posts, etc with key words, it makes it harder to use said key as a criteria for filtering email or other communication!

      From article: "Carnivore and how the software, which is reportedly capable of 'filtering' e-mail"

    2. Re:bomb plot kill drugs conspiracy by Bakajin · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      ooops. meant to reply that to the original post, which was modded as off topic (obviously). And consisted of "bomb plot kill drugs conspiracy
      government lucifer cult hijacking money laundering sex scandal nuclear biological weapon arms revolution revolt uprising battle war underground kill murder maim harm homicide genecide koran jew christian dogs poison anthrax liberal communist ultra right wing president govenor congressman senator council member school board columbine ...gee... think that might register a few keywords? "

    3. Re:bomb plot kill drugs conspiracy by Inexile2002 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to beat something like Carnivor by /. it, ie - including the above post in our sigs. Let them read millions of dull technical open source rant emails a day. If that doesn't let my 'vive la resistance' emails through....

  16. my packets by tutash · · Score: 2

    Speaking of Carnivore: for 3 months, just after September 11th. I noticed that all of my traffic was being routed through Arlington VA. This stopped about two months ago. Now my packets travel normally, (no Arlington node in every traceorute). Was that Carnivore? If it was, doesn't that violate Free Speech?

    1. Re:my packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would help us to know the following: your location, packet destination, your ISP, destination ISP.

    2. Re:my packets by BoBaBrain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it was [Carnivore], doesn't that violate Free Speech?

      Free Speech isn't violated whenever somebody chooses to listen. It also isn't violated whenever someone chooses to act on what you have said.

      Free Speech is only violated if you are forced not to speak.

      --
      I am a Karma Library.
    3. Re:my packets by sphealey · · Score: 5, Informative
      Speaking of Carnivore: for 3 months, just after September 11th. I noticed that all of my traffic was being routed through Arlington VA. This stopped about two months ago. Now my packets travel normally, (no Arlington node in every traceorute). Was that Carnivore?
      Its possible, and something you might want to think about.

      OTOH, a large percentage of the East Coast's Internet infrastructure was located in and around WTC, and much was destroyed and/or shut down. Different routes were certainly used while this stuff was under repair.

      sPh

    4. Re:my packets by DEATH+AND+HATRED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a violation of free speach. Free speach is inseperable from free thought. If I am not free to say 'I like/hate politician X', then my 'rights' to free thought are violated. Take the a country that oppreses politacal disidents (with this spelling I should be a /. editor!). If Mr. X was caught saying 'I disagree with the goverment' and is tortured for it, next time he will be less likely express his political views. In this case, just by being monitored, his free speach is being violated. Im not aware of anyone being tortured over carnivore eaves droppings yet, this is just an example. I believe the supreme court (sorry, no references to back myself up) has upheld that free speach protects and is insperable from free thought for the same reason I just cited.

    5. Re:my packets by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2

      Us too. I live and work in Colorado, and was astonished to find that (at least for October and November) packets between work and home were being routed through Arlington. Slowed everything down: instead of ~100ms latency (already pretty slow, through town) I was experiencing more like 400ms.

      Of course, now they know that I know. uh oh.

    6. Re:my packets by jc42 · · Score: 2

      > I noticed that all of my traffic was being routed through Arlington VA. This stopped about two months ago.

      That was when they finally got their filter software installed at your ISP, and they no longer needed to route the traffic through their overloaded central site.

      Ya gotta realize that they have a tremendous logistical problem. You can't install software in every router overnight. If you have millions of sites on your watch list, you first need to hit the routing tables to redirect those sites' traffic to one of your (big and fast) sites. Then you can take the time to put in the local filters.

      Also, the NSA and FBI don't have millions of people on staff to do this. They've been paying lots of overtime in the past six months, and they're still way behind in the work.

      Why don't you send them a resume?

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    7. Re:my packets by eam · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is a violation of free speech unless they actually try to stop you from talking. Merely eavesdropping doesn't count. However, it *does* violate your privacy.

    8. Re:my packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm... I think you are mixing two things: free
      speech and privacy.

      Carnivore will not affect your free speech unless
      such speech is censored or acted upon in order to
      force to autocensure (torture, for example).

      Carnivore affects privacy ALWAYS. There is no
      reason anyone should be able to see/read/hear
      what you write/say even if you don't want them to.

    9. Re:my packets by sugrshack · · Score: 1
      Why don't you send them a resume?

      now that's sure way to get on their watch list.

      --
      I can't believe it's not lard!
    10. Re:my packets by DEATH+AND+HATRED · · Score: 1

      Let me reiterate. Free speech/free thought are inseperable. Lets try a real world example. John does not trust the federal U.S. goverment, and is scared of it. He wants to send an email to his friend stating that he disagrees with the human rights violations the U.S. is commiting against jailed Al Quada prisoners. John fears that if the U.S. finds out he disagrees with the treatment will retaliate against him in some fashion, tax audit, arrest for a crime where they plant evidence, whatever. John does not send the email because of carnivore. This is fabricated example, but it should ilistrate how eavesdropping on email can violate free speech.

    11. Re:my packets by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Speaking of Carnivore: for 3 months, just after September 11th. I noticed that all of my traffic was being routed through Arlington VA. This stopped about two months ago. Now my packets travel normally, (no Arlington node in every traceorute).

      A lot of fiber went dark on 9/11 when the towers fell. There's a lot of bandwidth in VA.

      The internet doesn't just interpret censorship as damage and route around it -- it also interprets damage as damage and routes around it :-)

      Was that Carnivore? If it was, doesn't that violate Free Speech?

      Nope. It's easy enough to sniff for packets without betraying your presence. Anyone with the hardware and capability of sniffing on a such a large scale is going to be smart enough not to have the sniffing detectable.

      (And whether sniffed or not, your packets made it to their ultimate destination, regardless of whose routers they went through. I fail to see how your right to speak was infringed.)

    12. Re:my packets by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Also, the NSA and FBI don't have millions of people on staff to do this. They've been paying lots of overtime in the past six months, and they're still way behind in the work.
      >
      > Why don't you send them a resume?

      "The NSA is now funding research not only in cryptography, but in all areas of advanced mathematics. If you'd like a circular describing these new research opportunities, just pick up your phone, call your mother, and ask for one."

      - Seen in a .sig on USENET ;-)

    13. Re:my packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free speech is limited in its scope, it always has been. You cannot yell fire in a crowded movie theater or use speech in any creation of imminent danger.

    14. Re:my packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't virgina the only state that does DNA testing of all people picked up for a felony, not just people who are convicted?

      Odd coincidence.

  17. Oh yeah? by O2n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even with the recent evolution in factoring, there's no match for a properly set-up pgp/gpg.

    Why bother to rely on their niceness when you can easily be rather sure nobody reads your important mails?

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by MJArrison · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily so. Check out a recent bugtraq posting that claims that keys up to and including 1024 bit are easily crackable by government types.

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by O2n · · Score: 1

      I just said "properly configured": use 2048 or 3072 bit keys and you're safe for the next 2 years...

  18. Carnivore by CrazyDuke · · Score: 4, Informative
    I don't have the link anymore. But, I would like to point out, assuming I remember correctly, that after 9/11 the FBI was actually bragging that carnivore keyword sniffs all traffic. This is despite all their pre-9/11 vehminent denials that the device did this. It was only supposed to pick up on email sent to and from people they where specifically watching.

    I guess everyone is under investigation for possible crimes then, huh? :P

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
    1. Re:Carnivore by UM_Maverick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Right, carnivore (in my understanding at least) does sniff all traffic, and stores it for a set period of time. However (and it's a big however), if the FBI wants to go in and read anything that's been sniffed, it needs to get a warrant. And the warrant doesn't say "we want to open the box"...it says "we want to open the box, and read only emails to person X from date y to date z"

      And if you think it's easy to just hop in and get a warrant, I suggest you go read 'Black Mass' - it will shed some light on your misconceptions.

    2. Re:Carnivore by andrewski · · Score: 1

      The sad fact is that warrants aren't even really necessary if you have access to the machine. Aside from the access issue, the Carnivore system has yet to be audited by an independant group, so we don't know if it scans the mails for flags and then spits out warrant requests or what it does.

      And if you think it's difficult to get a warrant in America today, I suggest you go read 'The USA Partiot Act' - it will disabuse you of ANY notion that warrants are more than trivial to get ahold of nowadays.

    3. Re:Carnivore by mencik · · Score: 1

      Carnivore sniffs all traffic that passes on the link it is connected to. However, it only stores the data that meets the search criteria that is setup in advance. That search criteria is supposed to match what is contained in the warrant. However, if you read the report that IITRI wrote on Carniovre (of which I am co-author), there is no guarantee that the search criteria is setup correctly. There is no accountability for who setup the search. There is also no chain of custody to prove that the captured data has not been tampered with.

  19. Don't trust 'em by visualight · · Score: 4, Funny

    "While EarthLink had resisted Carnivore deployment on its network prior to the attacks, an EarthLink spokesperson told NewsFactor shortly afterward that he assumed every large ISP in the country had been contacted by the FBI and that all of them were cooperating."

    "Carnivore is not deployed on our network," Shaw said. "We certainly do comply with law enforcement, but we do so in a way that does not compromise our users' privacy."

    I have to wonder if "cooperating" with law enforcement means not only allowing access to the FBI and Carnivore but also making the public statement "Carnivore is not deployed on our network".

    I wouldn't make any assumptions of privacy no matter what ISP you use.

    --
    Samsung took back my unlocked bootloader because Google wants me to rent movies. They're both evil.
    1. Re:Don't trust 'em by hrieke · · Score: 2

      I can help but to be a cynic here when it comes to Scientology. I have to wonder if the real reason why they don't want Carnivore on their network is they don't want their dirty secretes being found out.

      --
      III.IIVIVIXIIVIVIIIVVIIIIXVIIIXIIIIIIIIVIIIIVVIIIV IIVIIIIIIVIII...
  20. hello! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Every day penguins are sexually abused by Linux users, yet animal rights groups like PETA don't care. In this submission, I will reveal the the horrors of being a penguin trapped by a Linux user, and the history of this depraved phenomenon.

    A little over 10 years ago, I met a man named Linus Torvalds. Linus was still straight at that point. (I know that will suprise most of you.) He had just created an operating system which would eventually be called Linux. Linus asked me to be the mascot for this new OS, and I agreed. If I knew then what I know now, I never would have agreed.

    Linus went downhill as a result of using GCC. He became a homosexual shortly afterwards and released his OS under the GPL. This was the creation of the homosexual Linux culture.

    At that point, I knew I should have left, but I didn't. As a result, I was caged by Linus and trapped. He tried to get me drunk many times to have anal sex with me. I am proud to say Linus was never sucessful. This led to Linus getting other Linux homos to dress up as a penguin to engage in disgusting homosexual sex acts.

    This goes on for a few years. Some Linux homos abducted penguins from zoos. You probably heard about the mysterious zoo break ins where only the penguins were missing. Linux users were behind it.

    Then the dotcom boom happened. With newly formed Linux companies like VA Resea^H^H^H^Linu^H^H^H^Software having more capital than they deserved, expeditions were sent to Anarctica to abduct more penguins. The dotcom boom made life worse for penguins all over the world.

    A few years later the dotcoms crashed. With no money to pay for their AIDS medications, many Linux homos died of AIDS. Many penguins were able to free themselves. Even though Linus isn't dead he left my cage open one night after a heavy session of "debugging his not so monolithic kernel". I saw the opportunity and escaped. Linus sent out a bunch of Linux users after me, but half died of AIDS on their attempt to capture me, and I escaped from them in the ensuing chaos.

    Now that I am free, I work to free other penguins.

  21. testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    testing 1...2...3...

    1. Re:testing by 21st_Century · · Score: 1

      Test received

  22. Mostly Harmless by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Speaking of Carnivore: for 3 months, just after September 11th. I noticed that all of my traffic was being routed through Arlington VA. This stopped about two months ago. Now my packets travel normally, (no Arlington node in every traceorute). Was that Carnivore? If it was, doesn't that violate Free Speech?

    It was probably the NSA, until they put you into the category of "Mostly Harmless"

    Which is what I think they did with most the geek community.

    Classify it as "Mostly Harmless"

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Mostly Harmless by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Hehe, considering all of the bomb jokes I was sending after 9/11 this post will probably be analyzed for coded messages to my terrorist cell!
      LOL! So just in case, I wouldn't want to disappoint them:

      shpx lbh tbirazrag ovgpurf!

      Kintanon

      --
      Check out JoshJitsu.info for Brazilian Ji
    2. Re:Mostly Harmless by PeeOnYou2 · · Score: 1

      I would have to disagree. There are a lot of geeks out here with their own brains. They don't seem to follow the leader very well. That's probably the exact kind of thing carnivore is protecting the government from...

      :)

    3. Re:Mostly Harmless by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      I would have to disagree. There are a lot of geeks out here with their own brains. They don't seem to follow the leader very well. That's probably the exact kind of thing carnivore is protecting the government from...

      Given the tendency to argue with each other, indulge in flame wars, etc. and in general be over individualistic, this tends to limit the scalability of genius and talent.

      It's the old adage of in a war between a well organised army of morons vs a few genius types, bet on the army of morons.

      Stupidity is much more scalable than genius. Guess which wins in the long run?

      --
      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  23. check your facts please.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Still, SecurityFocus incident analyst Ryan Russell said the events of September 11th changed many citizens' minds.

    "I think there is a lot less concern from the majority of people that they're going to be monitored," Russell told NewsFactor."

    OK, now prove it. No one likes their communications being monitored. Has anyone actually gone out and ASKED people if they mind being monitored? Or is this more of the well, they don't seem to mind because they aren't bitching about it type of logic?

    This cop-out crap about 9-11 changing the way everyone thinks of privacy is beginning to get extremely old. 9-11 was a national tragedy. Don't use it to slam dunk crap legislation down our throats...once you have gathered the wraith of enough people, then maybe you will listen. Most Americans are UN-EDUCATED on these matters. They also probably think that in order to be caught up in this, you need to be some militia-type with a bunch of ammo and automatic weapons to be investigated. Sad, really....

    --
    Sent from your iPad.
    1. Re:check your facts please.... by visualight · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think that should "wraiths" of enough people.

      --
      Samsung took back my unlocked bootloader because Google wants me to rent movies. They're both evil.
    2. Re:check your facts please.... by visualight · · Score: 0

      BEE

      dammit

      --
      Samsung took back my unlocked bootloader because Google wants me to rent movies. They're both evil.
    3. Re:check your facts please.... by dgb2n · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, now prove it. No one likes their communications being monitored.

      Ironic that to argue against the author's generalization, you make another one in return.

      He is likely basing his conclusion on the national resolve following 9/11 to combat terrorism. One byproduct of that resolve as reported in the media is a perceived willingness to give up some privacy in exchange for increased security.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. Go ahead. Read my email. You'll be bored and I'm no worst for wear. I use encryption for anything to do with banking which is the only thing I put on the net that's sensitive. The government isn't out to get me and unless you're either a terrorist or paranoid, they're not out to get you either.

      Encrypt what's sensitive to you. You can bet the terrorists are too.

    4. Re:check your facts please.... by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, now prove it. No one likes their communications being monitored. Has anyone actually gone out and ASKED people if they mind being monitored? Or is this more of the well, they don't seem to mind because they aren't bitching about it type of logic?

      I thought that in countless studies when the bill of rights was presented to people as a set of proposed laws at least a plurality if not a majority of those asked were opposed to them.

      Look at other trends in personal privacy, like urine testing. It has almost no bearing on how well you're actually doing your job, and there's no testing for alcohol -- the most widely abused drug. But if you asked most people if they were in favor of it they'd say they are in favor of it. Its now widespread and considered "normal" to piss in a cup before you can get hired and often *after* on a periodic basis. If you're not using drugs, you don't have anything to worry about, right? And the only people opposed to it are people who do use drugs, right?

      It does not and will not surprise me that most people are in favor of fairly intrusive security measures as long as they perceive that there is a threat and that the security measures are a direct impact on "someone else". They only try to escape them when they become a burden on them. Most people have logically concluded that the extensive airport security requirements are a ridiculous burden for frequent business travelers (aka First Class passengers).

    5. Re:check your facts please.... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. The lesson to be learned from 9/11 is "Lock the fscking cockpit door".

    6. Re:check your facts please.... by Bearpaw · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The government isn't out to get me and unless you're either a terrorist or paranoid, they're not out to get you either.

      Important correction: unless they think you or I might be a terrorist ... or unless it's in their benefit to portray you or me as one. I don't see it as paranoid to expect that people in the government may well do what some of their predecessors have done in the past.

      Ashcroft and other members of the administration have pretty much said that anyone that opposes their supposedly anti-terrorist policies is actively aiding terrorists, which means that if I do that loudly enough, I'm fair game.

    7. Re:check your facts please.... by mosch · · Score: 2
      grep your mailspool for your credit card number. really, go try it.

      oh, and btw, alcohol is illegal as of tomorrow, punishment for possession of a case of beer is life in prison. Do you really want to send that message about going out for beers with your friends unencrypted?

    8. Re:check your facts please.... by dgb2n · · Score: 2

      Yes. I'd send the message about going out for beers unencrypted.

      First off, I have no illusions of grandeur that would lead me to believe that the government is that interested in me or my misdemeanor crimes. I refuse to even entertain the thought that possesion of beer would result in life in prison. Even during prohibition, personal use was ignored. Distribution was the only thing that was prosecuted.

      Lets use a more appropriate example. Would I transmit a message to my friends that I was going to snort up some coke? I'd have the good sense to phrase it differently but sure I'd send it. Why? The government doesn't have time or the means to prosecute type of crime to the extent that you envision.

      Will they prosecute when it smacks them in the face? Sure. Will they monitor everyone's email to do it. No chance.

    9. Re:check your facts please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a hypothetical situation where you did transmit the coke message to your friend, and carnivore was nice enough to handle the dirty work of investigation, judge, and jury. You are now a on the run felon because of an automated choice carnivore made. Sound funny, hope not...

    10. Re:check your facts please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds far fetched. Less sci-fi for you.

    11. Re:check your facts please.... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Your standards for privacy are only of value to yourself. They're garbage when applied to anyone else, of absolutely no value whatsoever. If others demand higher privacy in regards to their own business, you've no reason to comment on that at all - it isn't your concern.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  24. Carnivore is doomed.... by twoslice · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just use ROT13 to encrypt your messages and your messages will be safe from prying eyes...

    --

    From excellent karma to terible karma with a single +5 funny post...
    1. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Maran · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Just use ROT13 to encrypt your messages and your messages will be safe from prying eyes..."

      Here's a (potentially dumb-ass) thought: If you did that, could you sue the FBI for breaking your encryption, under the DMCA?

      Watching the secret-paranoid-government and the corporate-money-government going at each other sounds like fun ^_^

      Maran

    2. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carnivore may be doomed by ROT13, but you had better watch out for its replacement, Pneaviber!

    3. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes you could.

      Muahahaa.

    4. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by sugrshack · · Score: 1

      or even better.... DOUBLE rot-13 encrypt it.

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      I can't believe it's not lard!
    5. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by sedimentary_rock · · Score: 1

      The government isn't THAT stupid. Maybe if you use PGP it will slow them down by a week.

    6. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, no, you can't. Law enforcement is specificially exempted from the DMCA.

    7. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Unfortunately, no, you can't. Law enforcement is specificially exempted from the DMCA.

      If CBDTPA has a similar exemption, that sounds like the beginning of a great recruitment campaign for the FBI!

      "Were you good with computers? Remember how much fun it was to have a real computer on your desk? Want to use a computer again? The FBI is recruiting people who were good with computers. The pay ain't great, but the fringe benefits are great. Imagine having a real computer on your desk again. No other organization can offer that! Send your resume today!"

    8. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by glitch! · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, no, you can't. Law enforcement is specificially exempted from the DMCA.

      In that case, perhaps a sympathetic judge or sheriff could deputise some prominent developers and users. I recall that some "cannabis club" workers in Oakland, CA were deputised as a formality so that they would be protected from legal harrassment in their marijuana dispensing duties.

      --
      A dingo ate my sig...
    9. Re:Carnivore is doomed.... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Just use ROT13 to encrypt your messages

      I know this was meant as a joke, but it would most likely defeat Carnivore. Cornivore just does a basic keyword search and logs E-mails with a match. If you ROT13 you'll never get a keyword match, your mail won't be logged, and it will never be inspected.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  25. snail mail by Toshito · · Score: 1

    If you want to send a secret message to someone, you can use ordinary mail. It's a crime to open mail (or is it? since 9/11 they may hav changed this?)

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    Try it! Library of Babel
    1. Re:snail mail by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      If you want to send a secret message to someone, you can use ordinary mail. It's a crime to open mail (or is it? since 9/11 they may hav changed this?)

      Heh. It's a crime for us to open someone else's mail. When I was in the army I worked with some very sensitive information and it became quite obvious that our mail was being opened. Who's gonna prosecute the feds when they open your mail? The ones doing the opening are also in charge of prosecuting the crime of opening mail...

      quo custodiet ipsos custodies

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    2. Re:snail mail by sedimentary_rock · · Score: 1

      I recently sent a letter to my congressman complaining that the ATF--and the letter never arrived. A month later, I had to fax him a copy. Is my name, which was on the return address, on some kind of watch list?

    3. Re:snail mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every post office nation-wide routinely opens a "random" selection of private mail. They do not deny this. This has been practiced for a long time now. The situation hs been ugly and is still ugly...

  26. Good day to all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Keywords: Stoners, Gay Sex, Scientology

    Session Start: Thu Mar 28 01:14:41 2002
    Session Ident: #smokedot

    *** Now talking in #smokedot

    *** Topic is 'http://www.theonion.com/onion3811/drugs_now_legal . tml'

    *** Set by toolj23 on Thu Mar 28 00:14:06

    *** revchildoa is now known as revchildoa|sleepies

    emadisgay: HELLO DRUGS
    emadisgay: A QUESTION FOR MEN, HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN SO HIGH WITH ANOTHER MAN THAT YOU STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HIM AND SUCKING HIS DICK? IF NO, ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST FORGET IT?
    obso: hahahahahahaha
    emadisgay: MARIJUANA HAS BEEN PROVEN IN CLINICAL LABS TO ACTIVATE THE RECESSIVE "GAY GENE". IF YOU HAVE SMOKED POT WITH OTHER MEN AND EVER HAD A BLACKOUT WHERE YOU DO NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, PLEASE VISIT A DOCTOR TO BE TESTED FOR HIV AND HEPATITIS B. YOU MAY HAVE CONTRACTED ONE OF THESE FROM HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    obso: n
    obso: (stoned)
    emadisgay: SMOKING POT MAKES YOU FUCK OTHER MEN.
    emadisgay: YOUR PENIS, OR "DICK" WILL BECOME ERECT, AND YOU WILL STICK IT IN HIS ANUS, OR "POOP CHUTE"
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    obso: n
    obso: User sent EOF
    obso: ^D
    emadisgay: YOUR DICK IS THE THING BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEGS WHICH LOOKS LIKE A CARROT STICK AND TWO MARBLES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CARROT STICK IS?
    *** Billy_Mumphrey has joined #smokedot
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    emadisgay: THE PRACTICE OF SCIENTOLOGY HAS BEEN PROVEN FOR OVER 50 YEARS TO CURE DRUG USE AND HOMOSEXUAL PERVERSIONS. THIS IS DONE WITHOUT THE USE OF MEDICATION OR "PSYCHOTHERAPY", BUT ONLY USING THE MIND-SCIENCES DEVELOPED BY L. RON HUBBARD. TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY, VISIT WWW.SCIENTOLOGY.COM.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: more exciting than a fat girl in a sports car?
    emadisgay: IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY, PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR U.S. ZIP CODE AND I CAN GIVE YOU THE LOCATION AND PHONE NUMBER OF THE CHURCH CLOSEST TO YOU. ALTERNATELY, YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR ADDRESS AND THEY WILL CONTACT YOU.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    im_so_focused: tchort: that's mor elike disappointing
    *** Cobain- has left #Smokedot
    tchort: i spend 2 hours cleaning my car the other day
    tchort: and i spilt a whole glass of ice tea in that bitch
    tchort: err cup
    emadisgay: Simple and effective Scientology courses, available in missions and churches of Scientology around the world, teach one how to provide practical help-help for life's trials and those daily catastrophes-big and small. You can help. You can be competent, effective and confident in your ability to help. And you can learn to help yourself, too.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: n\
    tchort: n
    obso: uh
    obso: Scentology?
    emadisgay: The subconscious, unconscious or reactive mind underlies and enslaves man. It's the source of your stress, anxiety, upset and insecurity.
    tchort: if i become a scietologist
    tchort: do i get to touch jon travolta's chin?
    tchort: i believe that between that cleft there is anti-matter
    tchort: we must research this material and exploit it's energy
    emadisgay: At the heart of Scientology lie its axioms that precisely define the fundamental laws and truths of life, including who we are, what we are capable of, and most importantly, how we might realize our native spiritual abilities.
    tchort: HIS CHIN MUST BE SACRAFICED
    emadisgay: These axioms form the foundation of a vast body of wisdom that applies to the entirety of all life.
    *** trexx has joined #smokedot
    im_so_focused: scinetology is just an excuse for los angeles being such a godless shithole
    tchort: yeah
    tchort: i agree
    emadisgay: From this wisdom has come a great number of fundamental principles people can use to improve their immediate lives, as well as to achieve spiritual immortality.
    emadisgay: In fact, there is NO aspect of life that cannot be improved through the application of Scientology principles.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: no
    tchort: i don't
    tchort: please
    tchort: explain
    emadisgay: The primary means by which the basic truths of Scientology are applied to the rehabilitation of the human spirit is called auditing. It is the central practice of Scientology, and it is delivered by an auditor, from the Latin audire, "one who listens."
    emadisgay: An auditor does not engage in some vague form of mental exploration, nor does an auditor offer solutions, advice or evaluation. One of the fundamental principles of the Scientology faith is the truism that an individual can improve his conditions only if he is allowed to find his own answers to life's problems.
    tchort: what about females
    emadisgay: Scientology auditors help individuals to accomplish this goal by guiding them to examine their existence through a carefully structured series of steps that Mr. Hubbard developed.
    tchort: can we still beat and suppress them?
    Caelum: the nullsoft tiny visualization thingy is really cool
    Caelum: n winamp
    emadisgay: Auditing, then, is not something that is done to a person. Its benefits can be achieved only through active participation and good communication.
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: and anal sex
    tchort: yes
    Caelum: lol
    tchort: we understand
    tchort: anal sex aka auditiing achieves enlightenment
    Caelum: what does scientology say about weed?
    emadisgay: GOOD. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THE ADDRESS OF THE NEAREST CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY TO YOUR LOCATION, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROVIDE YOUR ADDRESS TO RECEIVE MORE INFORMATION VIA MAIL?
    xepsilon: hey guys * xepsilon awakens
    Caelum: yo
    xepsilon: potbot: stats
    potbot: Since Wed Mar 20 23:12:36 2002, there have been 272 modifications and 162 questions. I have been awake for 6 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes, 2 seconds this session, and currently reference 15779 factoids. Addressing is in optional mode. * Caelum does a google for "winamp plugins for stoners" and doesn't find anything
    xepsilon: lol
    tchort: YES
    tchort: PLEASE
    tchort: SEND ME INFORMATION
    tchort: 2200 Guadalupe
    tchort: Austin, TX 78705
    tchort: Tel: 512-474-6631
    potbot: -6593
    Caelum: lol
    Caelum: what was that
    emadisgay: Yes, that is the address of our Austin mission. Is this church near you?
    tchort: haha
    tchort: you actually looked it up
    tchort: how gay
    Caelum: lol
    toolj23: like your dad
    tchort: like i said
    tchort: jon travolta chin
    tchort: or i'm not joining
    tchort: that's my conditions
    tchort: take it or leave it
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: do you understand
    obso: emadisgay: hi.
    obso: emadisgay: /mode emadisgay -z
    obso: emadisgay: type that.
    obso: thx, cheif!
    emadisgay: We would be happy to send you a free copy of our pamphlet, The Way to Happiness. Not only is this a good introduction to the Church of Scientology, it offers some life tips which anyone can use.
    tchort: i told you motherfucker
    tchort: jon travolta's chin
    tchort: or i'm not joining
    tchort: up front
    tchort: chinage
    tchort: NOW
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: no
    emadisgay: To comprehend Scientology as a religion, one must look past the parameters one might be familiar with, such as those of the Judeo-Christian tradition, and view the East. For instance, although, like the Judeo-Christian religions Scientology affirms the existence of a Supreme Being and places the Supreme Being at the apex of its cosmology, like many Eastern religions, salvation in Scientology is attained through personal spiritual enlightenment.
    tchort: i don't want salvation
    tchort: i just want the chin
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)
    tchort: can i just pay for that
    tchort: or do i gotta thru the courses an shit
    *** Caelum has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
    trexx: n
    emadisgay: do you understand? (y/n)

    *** Disconnected
    Session Close: Thu Mar 28 01:51:44 2002

  27. Another brick in the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until an agregious violation comes along and slams the consumers big bright and public, and at the same time doesn't hurt the interests of the major news outlets parent companies. It's all moot, didn't one of our founding fathers advocate revolution from time to time just to keep things on the up and up. Revolt, march, walk in the streets, but take a cue from the civil rights movement. Non violent, public, and when the cause is done walk away as average citizens otherwise you become part of the problem you sought to fight.

  28. Keywords by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 5, Funny

    FBI Headquarters, Director's Office, Present:

    DATA ANALYST: Good Afternoon, Sir. Here is the latest report from Carnivore.

    FBI DIRECTOR: Who the fuck is this Bernard Shifman?

    DATA ANALYST: He's a moron spammer, sir. We're trying to get his e-mails excluded as we speak.

    1. Re:Keywords by jezreel · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHA, this reminds me of the great fun I had reading through Shifmans' bullshit :-)))

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      0 001 11 1
    2. Re:Keywords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know, you did bring up a valid point: with all this spam going on, wouldn't this overload any monitoring? I mean, maybe spam is HELPING us keep our privacy by increasing the noise out there.

  29. http://S /la /shd /ott /ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://Whatever /Happened /to /Carnivore

    http://Its /name /may /have /changed /from /Carniv ore /to /DCS /1000 /but /the /controversial /cyber snooping /software /used /by /the /Federal /Bureau / of /Investigation /is /still /on /the /hunt /for / information /and /likely /is /scouring /vast /amou nts /of /Internet /communication /In /fact /Carniv ore /probably /is /chomping /on /more /data /than / ever /as /a /result /of /the /September /11th /ter rorist /attacks /in /the /United /States /Followin g /those /events /it /was /widely /reported /that / the /FBI /installed /its /email /snooping /program / on /several /Internet /service /provider /ISP /net works /around /the /nation /But /a /recent /court / order /may /mean /that /more /information /will /b e /revealed /about /how /Carnivore /works /and /wh at /it /is /being /used /for /according /to /priva cy /advocates

  30. Does it really matter? by bloodletting · · Score: 1
    Why do people care if the FBI can snoop what they do on-line? Are folks paranoid the FBI will find out they illegally download MP3s, software, and movies? Invasion of privacy? Bah. I could care less if the FBI sees me buy a movie from amazon.com or read the latest hockey news on nhl.com. If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.

    Need to know? I seriously doubt 99.99% of the population is doing anything of importance towards national security over the open Internet. If they are, you would most likely be working with the agencies that are doing the snooping in the first place.

    BFD. Let 'em snoop.

    1. Re:Does it really matter? by vena · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.

      Awesome. Since you feel that way, how about i come over and watch your wife shower through an open window?

    2. Re:Does it really matter? by bloodletting · · Score: 1
      What does one have to do with another? Snooping by law enforcement agencies and snooping by the general public are two very distinct groups of people. I support the former.

      Either way, you can argue that you can use good PGP to secure your e-mail if you want to mask what you are sending.

      In this case, she'll draw the blinds.

    3. Re:Does it really matter? by kevinT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You said "If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it. "

      As Ben Franklin said ->"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

      Perhaps this will help you understand why it is important to stop this now.

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing -- when you let the small evils pass, larger ones follow." Edmund Burke.

      "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Nietzsche

      Or try this on for size

      "First they came for the Communists,
      and I didn't speak up,
      because I wasn't a Communist.
      Then they came for the Jews,
      and I didn't speak up,
      because I wasn't a Jew.
      Then they came for the Catholics,
      and I didn't speak up,
      because I was a Protestant.
      Then they came for me,
      and by that time there was no one
      left to speak up for me."

      by Rev. Martin Niemoeller, 1945

    4. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If you're into the Heavies, I guess. I've seen his wife. She makes a Brahman Bull look like a newbown calf.

    5. Re:Does it really matter? by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Why do people care if the FBI can snoop what they do on-line? Are folks paranoid the FBI will find out they illegally download MP3s, software, and movies? Invasion of privacy? Bah. I could care less if the FBI sees me buy a movie from amazon.com or read the latest hockey news on nhl.com. If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.

      Maybe all you do is check hockey scores, but some of us do real work on the Internet. Think about this, for example: What if I wanted John Ashcroft's job, and I was using email on the Internet to plan my campaign strategy. Maybe we can trust John Ashcroft not to take advantage of his position to protect his own interests, but what about the rest of the people in his organization? Do you want to bet your democracy on it? As a rule, in the US, we don't grant this level of inherent trust to our elected officials; we've found it unnecessary because we've created a government based on a set of checks and balances. A lot of people made a lot of sacrifices to bring you the democracy your enjoy today. You disrespect their memory to abandon what they've built just to make your own ass a bit safer for a while.

      Carnivore allows one branch to "snoop" on the other two (and every citizen as well). Carnivore is root access to the email system.

      Maybe we can trust John Ashcroft, but ask yourself this: Why is this administration demanding the ability to look at the inner workings of all other organizations (Carnivore), and simultaneously blocking requests by other organixations to find out about the administrations inner workings (energy policy scandal)?

      --

      The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

    6. Re:Does it really matter? by bloodletting · · Score: 1
      I understand what you are saying, but answer me this:

      How is what Carnivore is doing any different than the in-depth searches they are performing at airports, government facilities, staduims, etc? Nobody seems to be complaing about that. Sure it might hold them up a few extra minutes or even hours, but most of the folks understand the need.

    7. Re:Does it really matter? by bloodletting · · Score: 1
      You know, that is the first intelligent argument I've heard against Carniovore.

      Not that it matters, but I do real work on the Internet as well. Anyway...

      I do agree that Carnivore should not be used against the other two branches of our government. Can/Will this happen? Everyone can speculate.

      I do think that monitoring of activity of suspected terroristscriminals/whatever is needed, and if this includes the mere scanning of data hitting on keywords (or the like) of regualr schmucks...well...you know my thoughts on this.

      I know it's hard to have one without the other, and I doubt anyone will truly be happy with any solution, but something has to be done.

      Who knows what the hell that is?

    8. Re:Does it really matter? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      If you think no one's complaining about airport 'security' measures, you're not really competant to judge what poeple are complaining about.

      I don't mean that in a bad way, but, seriously, you're simply not paying any attention what-so-ever if you think no one's complaining.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    9. Re:Does it really matter? by Kintanon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.

      I'm gonna let you in on a little secret here, Law enforcement is not here to 'protect' you. Law enforcement is here to clean up the mess after someone sprays your brains all over your apartment. They are trying to safeguard their jobs and government officials. For the same reason they don't give a flying fuck about what you write in your e-mail, they don't give a flying fuck if some militant islamist strolls into your house and kills you. They'll investigate afterwards, but they're more likely to just bug your house to get the killing on tape, THEN arrest the guy to make sure they get a conviction. They aren't interested in protecting you, and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be. Protect yourself, stop whining for other people to do it for you.

      Kintanon

      --
      Check out JoshJitsu.info for Brazilian Ji
    10. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are folks paranoid the FBI will find out they illegally download MP3s, software, and movies?


      Well, pirating copyright material is a Federal felony. Mr. Average Joe may have nothing to worry about, but unpopular political activists may find themselves set up for a sting.

      Also note that police have a long history of spying on peaceful political organizations. Take this recent example of the Denver police compiling files on members of many organizations, including Amnesty International.
    11. Re:Does it really matter? by Cheffo+Jeffo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am sitting here shaking my Canadian head in complete disbelief that my American neighbours can't seem to remember that same stupidity that gives rise to [blood]'s commentary ruined the lives of countless good and patriotic Americans during the McCarthy nonsense ... I only studied one year of detailed American history (lived in Chicago for a year) and even my (2-year old) kids can see that [blood] is obviously an idiot with no sense of history and absolutely no understanding of where his "freedom" comes from. Don't give in to the fear -- you will surrender more than you can possible gain.

    12. Re:Does it really matter? by Coppit · · Score: 1
      Why do people care if the FBI can snoop what they do on-line? Are folks paranoid the FBI will find out they illegally download MP3s, software, and movies? Invasion of privacy? Bah. I could care less if the FBI sees me buy a movie from amazon.com or read the latest hockey news on nhl.com. If this is what it takes in this modern day and age for the law enforcement agencies to protect us, so be it.
      This sort of thing gets easily abused. Let's say you're an unpopular professor, and the administration wants you out. You have tenure, so they dig around and find out that your daughter used the school's cell phone when she had an emergency. The administration then gets you kicked out for abusing school equipment.

      Or let's say that you're surfing, and get sucked into a porn popup trap. Your company pokes around on your computer and finds the porn, then gets you forced out.

      Both of these are very possible---they are examples of incidents I've heard of. Can you really say that you haven't ever done something a little wrong? Or that you don't have anything that could be misinterpreted?

    13. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there's not much difference, and both are intrusive. You need to bathe in Liberty my sad friend. You just don't get it, do you??--probably becasue you are a god-fearing sheep!!!

  31. Hello! It's the same historically as a mail cover by shpoffo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mail covers have been used by law enforcement for quite a while - it's a practice that allows them to scan/look at the front of an envelope to determine where it has been addressed to and from. Grabbing email headers is no different, and even the subject line may fall under this jurisdiction.
    now i know that carnivore is no doubt being used to dig into message body and such, but please be aware that there is a precedent for certain functions of this system

    -shpoffo

  32. Mirror by Alan_Thicke · · Score: -1, Troll
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    My Slashdot ads say "
  33. typical email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    God, it would be boring to read all those emails. My emails are so boring that it would put any agent to sleep.

    How much you wanna bet that EarthLink is lying and they have Carnivore on their system and saw that their business went down after they announced it was on their system?

    Liars, liars.

    Ashcroft is worthy of the Kremlin. He needs to read some of Jefferson's writings about liberty and how it is more important than security. Jefferson, were he still alive, would say that it is BAD to go crazy over security at the expense of privacy after Sept. 11. The kind of death he saw in the name of liberty was way more than at Sept. 11. Americans are soft war fearing babies. We are not worthy of our Constitution.

    Freedom is ALWAYS more important than security. Ashcroft resembles Stalin, not Washington.

    1. Re:typical email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you compare John Ashcroft to a tyrannical, murderous despot?

    2. Re:typical email by volsung · · Score: 1

      Because if he compared John Ashcroft to Hitler, we would have to invoke Godwin's law and terminate this discussion.

    3. Re:typical email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty interesting. I'd never heard of that before!
      Godwin's Law

    4. Re:typical email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! Drat! You just had to go and mention nazis and Hitler. I hereby invoke Godwin's Law. This thread is over. Yes, I am a Nazi. Thanks. Buh-bye.

    5. Re:typical email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i see you are another typical stupid democrat.

      this piece of cr1234ap software was made under and use by janet reno. that means clinton. it is always amazing to see so called liberal democrats being the first ones to use illegal software. plus steping other's freedoms.

      it is a joke. the fbi uses this software on a isp because the target doesnt use the isp email for commucation. therefore attachs this illegal software on to the backbone. remote controls it. and scans for key words or files.

      we all know people use web base emails for commucations instead. that is where the crimes are taking place. but yahoo is not a isp so the fbi is not surpose to be using it on thier system. cough cough. that is the target i would hit instead.

      just get a ecryption that only you and your emails targets too that use it. dont use any type that you have to get a key at the companies website.

      then use random librarys and their computers. dont use the same name when signing on. dont use your real name either. never make nor access that web base email account from your own system.

      or use a one time temp cellphone (the throw away ones) wireless connection.

      never pay for your isp account with check ot credit card.

      back on the subject of terrorist. this software is not going to check them. period. hint hint they dont use american isp accounts.

  34. The people who care.... by Carmody · · Score: 4, Insightful


    The thing I don't understand is this - it seems the people who get angriest about Carnivore are people like me, who have absolutely nothing to hide. I am not involved in any sort of criminal activity, and my "secrets" wouldn't earn an R rating if they were made into a movie. Yet this story makes me furious.

    The people I know who DO have things to hide, who actually deal with sensitive corporate stuff, who do drugs and have affairs, these people tend to be very blase about privacy issues.

    Why?

    --
    God is real unless declared integer
    1. Re:The people who care.... by JMZero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting isn't it..

      I for one have always thought of my e-mail as being essentially public information. I guess the problem is that most people don't understand how insecure e-mail is.

      I think the worst thing about Carnivore is that they seem to have some expectation that it will work.

      Who meets the following criteria:

      1. Has something to communicate that would be interesting to the feds.
      2. Is stupid enough to talk about it in a plain text e-mail, especially when Carnivore is fairly well talked about.

      I don't think anyone does, and I'm sure the feds realize this. I'm guessing that what Carnivore really does is track the sending of encrypted e-mails - and the better the encryption the more the attention.

      --
      Let's not stir that bag of worms...
  35. You're right...it means nothing. by Surak · · Score: 5, Informative

    You may not be familiar with SMTP servers like sendmail, postfix, etc. Mails that are sent from clients go into a queue. In the case of larger ISPs with many many users, the mail servers handle quite a bit of mail, so messages may sit in queue for longer.

    The order that they are sent out of the queue in is determined by settings set by the administrator. Some SMTP servers are actually setup so that small-sized messages get priority over bigger messages. Since most e-mails are small, your larger messages with attachments may sit in the queue longer, waiting for a bunch of smaller messages to be sent.

    This queueing depends on the mostly on the *senders* mail server. The receivers mail server will generally put messages from the receive queue into the users mailboxes in the order they came in, but not always.

    Have your mail client display all headers...these show where the mail was along its route and typically have date/time stamps on them. This will help you determine where the hold up is (on the sender's mail server, on your mail server, etc.) Look for the length of time between timestamps. If one is unusually longer than the rest, that's where the hold up is. I'm not saying it's not Carnivore, but what you describe is a fairly common occurrence.

  36. travesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

  37. Is that a joke?! by Bakajin · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yahoo? Get slashdotted? uhhh..... i'm dumbfounded you could even say that. I guess haveing users post entire articles is a semi-legal way for slashdot to flat out rip people off.

  38. Let's go back to yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Good thing yesterday was April Fool's Day, because if today is any indication, the news was a non-event.

    I mean really:An interview with has-been game designers?

    A report on what OS a web site uses?

    An article on an installer?

    This is news? Please. Let's see some more fake stories. At least they inspired interesting responses.

  39. An Utter Load Of Bullshit by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Honestly, who cares? does it really matter? If they didn't have Carnivor (or whatever its called) then they would sure as hell have something else which they probably wouldn't tell anyone about (which they probably do). Encryption is not outlawed (well not yet), and even if it was (which they couldn't do anyway) i don't think anyone would give a crap and would carry on using it anyway, and claim they were sending "random data", or just use stenography. Governments are always going to spy on people, but i suppose this is not about that issue - its about the fact that people want to be able to send plain-text without havng to bother encrypting it (something which many email clients can do automatically for you) possibly because they are lazy. Even if the government doesn't spy on your network traffic, i'm sure there are some voyeuristic admins at your ISP/school/uni/workplace/router who have nothing better to do than browse your mail-box (see BOFH).

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  40. So... by WilWheaton008 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...which stories were real?

  41. we never had privacy by fabiolrs · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since the 70s both US and former USSR used to monitor all of our phone calls... Im not surprised that US is now trying to monitor our e-mails... :))

    Im really starting to believe that those pigeons used on India are the best sollution for our privacy needs!!!

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  42. Re:Greetings and Felicitations,Children of Technol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Worst. Song. Ever.

    Sorry.

  43. Re:Hello! It's the same historically as a mail cov by RatOmeter · · Score: 1

    Yep. Yesterday on NPR they were talking about that. The freaky thing about mail covers is that they don't need a warrant to do them. Let's say your cousin was on the lam, wanted by the fuzz. The feds tell the post office to put a mail cover on *you*, just in case your errant relative sends you a letter from Tahiti. My understanding is that it's all pretty automatic these days. Both sides of all your incoming and outgoing mail get scanned, stored and forwarded to the interested part. The folks interviewed on NPR are trying to get the USPS and/or others to reveal just how often mail covers are being used, but so far the info is sketchy.

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  44. It's good to see everyone's getting back to normal by DohDamit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ahhhh...it's comforting to see the usual self-important paranoids coming out of the woodwork. Yes, someone in the world gives two shits about how much porn you download or how many mp3's you download. Well....actually, they do care, if its kid porn(sicko bastards) or if you're pulling down things you can't legally have(DMCA-style fu). Blah. It's good to see everyone thinking that the only good reason THE MAN is watching THEM(yeah, you...and you too!) is so the rights of the people can be trampled. Hmm. I'd love to join in this happy return to self-absorption and gleefully naive elitism, but there's something wrong about this.

    Perhaps I'm not so likely to jump back on the bandwagon because the situations that existed before 9/11 that brought about the events of 9/11 are for the most part unchanged.
    • There's a good deal of moneyed hate for all that is Western culture. Don't think those in the EU get a pass. It's only a matter of irrational fortune that the London Stock Exchange or the Eiffel Tower didn't get nailed. What was the plan...50 airplanes all over the world? Something along those lines.
    • Theocratic warfare is still quite prevalent in the middle east. Theocratic states don't play along national lines or rules. If God says it, screw your Geneva Convention, buddy.
    • We haven't disproved the efficiency of non-state based warfare. In fact, all we've done is hope it goes away before something else happens. Of course, EVERYONE is worried about the unstated concern that the international organizations are really just fronts for foreign governments. It doesn't take a genius to figure out a half dozen methods for causing billions of dollars worth of damage in ANY major metropolitan area around the world with no possibility of being stopped.
    • We don't know what was planned to go off, where it was planned to go off, and with whom it is to go off. If the terrorists had any forethought at all, they would've allowed for the possibility of a communications crackdown after the first strike. Carnivore is based on the hope that the terrorists weren't this prepared. Given that the people who carried out the hijackings were in the U.S. for years, this isn't something to count on. Then again, Richard Reid was so butt-loving stupid(he missed his first flight for crying out loud!) we may yet snap up the idiot in the enemy ranks.
    To sum up: we don't know who the enemy exactly is, but we do know that the enemy does exist. To pretend the enemy doesn't exist is insanely moronic and, in the end, suicidal. Get over the concept that any inconvenience is a victory for the enemy, and at least allow for the possibility that the government may just be trying to save your pampered ass.
  45. P2P Mail?? by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't someone come out with a good peer-to-peer mail system yet?

    It would appear to me that this would be the best solution to the carnivore problem, and the mail could be encrypted at the same time.

    Plus the added benefit of doing the handshake between the two clients could negotiate a new key everytime there was a new mail sent.

    Then run a local mail server on the client, and voila, all of the current email clients are supported and its seamless. When you want to send a mail ... back to the local mail server, and it will startup a P2P session to the party that you want to send a mail to ...

    Failing sending the mail P2P, it COULD default to 'normal' mail ...

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    1. Re:P2P Mail?? by george399 · · Score: 1
      Fido Net.
      International email for the masses before the WWW came along and made everybody wanted to use "the Internet".

      http://www.fidonet.org

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    2. Re:P2P Mail?? by Artifex · · Score: 1
      First off, the fairly good thing about current mail is that with SMTP, my server connects to your server. There are no intermediary servers in the middle.


      Even this is not precisely true. Unless you have someone's mail server IP listed as a local override in your mail server, your mail server will go down the list of MX records for them until it finds a live host to hand off to. If their server is offline temporarily (or they are set up for ETRN or something), you'll end up getting a secondary server that will forward the mail to them, later.

      And that's just one legitimate way for a third party to become involved... if you use Earthlink, for example, you're forced to pass through their mail servers, as they block port 25 upstream... what do you want to bet that the "compliance" with law enforcement has to do partly with that requirement?
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  46. They Are Coming To get Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This ought to get their attention!

    terrorist.
    afghanistan.
    osama.
    jihad.
    martyr .
    attack.
    overthrow.
    nukes.
    destabilize.
    wtc.
    palestine.
    yasser.
    iran.
    iraq.
    oil.
    saudia arabia.
    suicide bombers.

    Hmm......maybe carnivore is not such a bad idea after all!

  47. kill all the bushes by funwithelectrickcity · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Katie, Per our conversation and planning session regarding the rose garden, I think we have no choice but to kill them all. After we complete the herbicide treatment we can then replant with a better variety that wont be so suceptible to early frost. Regards, your bro So I wonder where THIS letter will go? Should I be paranoid? BTW, if YOU( you know who you are) are reading this... kiss my ass!

  48. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  49. Think Private by Erchamion · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Carnivore is an x86 only program? Somehow I doubt there would be a Mac version since it uses PPC, or at least, not a Mac os X version yet. Perhaps a Carbon version of Carnivore is coming down the pike though... :)

    Reasons to Think Private:
    - Virus/Worms are primarily written for Windows
    - Server Attacks are primarily on Windows
    - Carnivore is X86 Wintel Exclusive?

    Perhaps not the best new apple campaign...hrrmmm.

    1. Re:Think Private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carnivore is server side, no client side

    2. Re:Think Private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what???

    3. Re:Think Private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an Apple marketeer? What you just said made no sense, and looks like it is suggesting the purchase of a Macintosh to guard AGAINST CARNIVORE? Wha, huh, whaot, huh, ee...uh..
      This is probably the biggest logical descent I have ever seen in my life, well, top twenty at least.

  50. Steganography by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    You can always conceal hidden messages in images or other files(or spam) so the FBI won't notice

  51. Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  52. altivore by humanasset · · Score: 1

    What difference does it make what platform it runs on? Just compile it for whatever you have on hand.

    ISS offers the source code for "altivore" a "feature complete version of Carnivore". It gives you a pretty good idea of how it works.

    http://www.networkice.com/press/altivore.html

  53. That really is the only way by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still haven't gotten my friends to use GPG for everything, but I figured I could solve half of the problem, by having my email hosted overseas and then use an SSL connection to retrieve it (and also SMTP over SSL for outbound mail). That way, if someone's just snooping my side, then it's still hard to read mail that isn't GPGed. Right?

    Nope. As far as I can tell, the client I have been playing with, doesn't show me certs or let me store the server's cert somewhere. Therefore, all my SSL connections could be going through a Man In The Middle and I would never know. SSL is practically useless.

    When it comes to email, encryption really does have to be done at the application level, and PGP/GPG is The Way.

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    1. Re:That really is the only way by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Get a better client then. I personally use TTSSH on Windows. You could also use Cygwin's port of ssh.

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    2. Re:That really is the only way by O2n · · Score: 1

      SSL is far from worthless: don't blame the shortcomings of your client on the whole technology.

      If you try fetchmail (for secure pop3 aka pop3s or secure imap) you *have* control on the certs.

      Also, the SSL extensions of the SMTP protocol hide even the recipient of the mails(!) -- so you see, gpg+ssl transport is better than gpg alone.

  54. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1
    I'm a sucker for replying to this... I would just like to state, for the record, that acknowledge my exsistance means absolutely nothing to almost everything else. I have little fear of THE MAN as you put it pokeing his nose into everything in my life. What worries me, is that many people are assholes and they get off by using any power they have to make others lives miserable. Do you think people like trolls, spammers, and script kiddie wanna be crackers don't have lives and jobs? Do you really think that they are all gonna play by the rules in real life if they have the opportunity to make others lives miserable? Do you think the only jobs these people have is at McDonalds?

    I do know the enemy is out their. I also know that just because someone offers me candy doesn't make them a friend. I don't want my "pampered ass" saved from the wolves by the sharks.

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  55. Not just an online problem by drew_kime · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ever heard of a mail cover? According to Law.com:

    A mail cover consists of recording the information on the outside of all the mail delivered to the target home or business. It is done by the post office at the request of a local, state or federal law enforcement agency and lasts for one or more 30-day periods.

    <snip>

    ... a mail cover doesn't need a judge's approval. Nor, as in wiretaps, are the targets of a mail cover eventually notified of the practice. The only way to learn about it is through discovery in a legal proceeding, if the lawyer asks the right questions.


    And of course:

    Its use has risen by more than half since the mid-1980s.

    It's time people realized that surveillence isn't just about Carnivore and face recognition.

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  56. Value of 'Privacy' or value of 'Secrecy'? by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    There's a difference between 'privacy' and 'secrecy'. In a corporate environment, the corporate entity doesn't have much concern for privacy (beyond what the laws require), but often has a very strong need for 'secrecy'.

    A corporate executives credit card info: $50

    Complete docs on the same C-level executive, including SSN and enough other data to commit identity theft: $500

    Access to CEO's e-mail box, containing detailed information at the earliest stages of a planned merger between two Fortune 500 companies: Priceless.

  57. Addresses are not encrypted by ancalagon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if you use pgp/gpg, the adresses of the recipients are NOT encrypted.

    I don't send messages to any known terrorists, but have you ever looked at a /var/log/maillog of a corporate mailserver? It is really interesting. You can learn a lot just by analysing the addresses.

  58. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by Kintanon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To sum up: we don't know who the enemy exactly is, but we do know that the enemy does exist. To pretend the enemy doesn't exist is insanely moronic and, in the end, suicidal. Get over the concept that any inconvenience is a victory for the enemy, and at least allow for the possibility that the government may just be trying to save your pampered ass.


    Ohhh. Of course, it all makes sense to me now, the government NEEDS to read my e-mail to save me from terrorists... Of course. And the fact that this system was in place BEFORE a handful of people with boxcutters (Sweet zombie jesus how do you take over a plane with a fucking boxcutter?!) hijacked and crashed 4 planes is meaningless. Maybe, JUST maybe, we should stop training our citizens to be mindless drones who follow the whims of anyone around them, hmmm? The reason those planes crashed into the WTC is that the people one the plane believed OUR Governments bullshit about the best way not to die in a hijacking. Just like hundreds of people are raped and killed each year because the cops teach them not to resist. I say fuck that! If you're in a hostage situation you should ASSUME you are going to die anyways! If someone is trying to rape you, you should ASSUME they are going to kill you afterwards. FIGHT BACK PEOPLE!!! Stand up for yourselves and your rights! You don't need the government to do it for you!

    Kintanon

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  59. solution for carnivore by Indy1 · · Score: 1

    simple, run your own smtp server and give the Fascist Bureau of Investigation (FBI) the middle finger. Short of a warrant, they cant touch your personal boxes.

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    1. Re:solution for carnivore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If "they" have access to a router between
      you and the other party, what difference
      does running your own server make?

  60. Pete Steele was better when he hated women! by ringbarer · · Score: -1

    Agony and ecstasy your cries of pain my pleasure
    know my machine internally your torment my treasure
    life blood combines with semen - your screaming - my laughter
    compressor is running smoothly tis vengeance i am after

    Begging becomes your love song - your dying - i masturbate
    for the crime of burning me i give to thee - jackhammerrape
    jackhammerrape jackhammerrape jackhammerrape - jack hammer rape

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  61. Godwin's Law by dmaxwell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've suggested before that invoking Communism or major communistic leaders like Stalin should be an argument losing tactic as well. How many of you are sick of crap like this:

    That GPL stuff is just communism anyway. Yur just out to put 'leet programmers like me out of work.

    Communism is invoked to make cheap talking points in exactly the same way Nazism is invoked; it's yet another cheap rhetorical club whose use should brand anyone using it as just another ignorant 11 year old talking out his hind end.

    I don't care for Ashcroft either but the parent poster is right. The guy who compared Ashcroft to Stalin shot himself in the foot.

    Communism corollary to Godwin's Law anyone?

  62. A wise man once said by The+trees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Ben Franklin

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  63. PGP as an anti-spam mechanism? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    Refusing to accept mail that is not encrypted with your personal public key is a very effective anti-spam mechanism. It works out much like the various 'micropayment' systems touted recently, where you cause the sender to do a non-trivial calculation before they can send you mail.

    The drawback is that requiring encrypted email also blocks all mailing lists, and your clueless aunt in Nebraska who only uses AOL.

  64. Katz likes it wide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  65. Govt == morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um its very easy to bypass carnivore. You can make their life miserable by formatting your data in such a way they won't even know where to look.

  66. Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  67. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, you are. You should really pay attention to those sig's. Some people mean em.

  68. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone here surprised? More to come. Drip, drip, drip...

  69. Sir, put down the crack pipe and step away slowly. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    It's called Ameritech's Arlington, VA NAP. If cross-country cross-network traffic doesn't go through there, it goes through one in Chicago or another one in Vienna, VA.

    Stop being so damned paranoid.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  70. Want to buy a Carnivore? by wirzcat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here are the folks that make it:
    www.niksun.com

    Carnivore is called NetDetector for commercial sales.
    http://www.niksun.com/products/pdf_files/N etDetect or_Data_Sheet.pdf
    About $20k, runs on BSD.

  71. Jam with M-x spook by Tom7 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I like to use emacs M-x spook to insert "keywords" in my emails. This must really piss off the Carnivore folks...

    You can get my comprehensive spook.lines file at http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~tom7/spook/. They're included below for your terrorist-finding pleasure.

    $400 million 1 October 15 May 1600 Pennsylvania Ave 17 November 3rd October 747 757 767 ACLU ADF AES AIDS AIIB AK-47 ALIR ANO ARD ARN ASALA ASG Abu Dis Abu Nidal Abu Sayyaf Aceh Merdeka Aden-Abyan Afghanistan Ahl-e-Hadees Air Force One Al Qaeda Al Quaida Al-Fatah Al-`Asifa Alamo Albanian Alex Boncayao Brigade Alliance of Eritrean National Force Alliance pour la resistance democratique Allied Democratic Forces American American Airlines Amn Araissi Arab Revolutionary Brigades Arab Revolutionary Council Arafat Area 51 Aum Shinrikyo Aum Supreme Truth Avtomat Kalasnikov BATF Babbar Khalsa Baghdad Berlin Bhinderanwala Tiger Force Black September Brigate Rosse CERT CIA CIRA CNDD CNRM CNRT Catholic Reaction Force Cessna China Chukaku-Ha Clinton Cocaine Communist Conseil Cuba DCS1000 DDoS DES DFLP DNA DXM Dal Khalsa Dayak Delta Airlines Delta Force Dev Sol Devrimci Sol DoS EFF ELF-RC ESSA EZLN Eastern Shan State Army Eiffel Tower Ejercito Popular Boricua Ejercito Popular Revolucionario Ellalan Force Eritrean Euzkadi Ta Askatasuna FALINA FALINTIL FALN FBI FMLN FRETILIN FROLINA FSF Farabundo Marti Fatah Force 17 Free Aceh Ft. Bragg Ft. Meade GHB GIA GRAPO George Bush George W Bush Gerakin Aceh Merdeka Grey Wolves H2O2 HAMAS Hague Conference Harakat ul-Ansar Hawari Hitler Hizb-i Wahdat Hizb-i-Islami Hizb-ul-Mujahideen Hizballah Hizbullah Honduras ICBM IIS 5.0 IRA IRA Ikhwan-ul-Mussalmin Interahamwe Iparretarrak Islamic Israel JKLF Jamaat ul-Fuqra Jamat-e-Islami Jamiat-e-Ahl-e-Hadees John Dillinger KGB KKK Kach Kahane Chai Kashmir Kennedy Khaddafi Khalistan Khmer Rouge Komala Kosovo Kurdish Kurdistan Kuwait LSD LSD LTTE La Cosa Nostra Lakshar-e-Taiba Lautaro Legion of Doom Lenin Les mongoles MAPU/L MD5 MDMA MI6 MILF MNLF Macheteros Macheteros Mafia Maktab al-Khidamat Mantis Manuel Rodriguez Marxist Maubere Resistance Mayfly Mayi-Mayi Middle-Core Mohajir Qaumi Mong Tai Morazanist Mossad Mothaidda Quami Mujahedin-e Khalq Myanmar NORAD NSA Navy Nazi Nellis Range Noriega North Korea Oklahoma City Ortega Osama Bin Laden PALIPEHUTU PCP PETN PGP PLO Pakistan Panama Pearl Harbor Peking Provos Qaddafi RC5 RDX RENAMO RSA Reno Rijndael Romania Rule Psix SCUBA SDI SEAL Team 6 SHA SWAT Saddam Hussein Saheed Khalsa Scientology Semtex Serbian Shora-e-Jehad Sivi Vukovi South Africa Soviet Steyr Students of the Engineer TATP TEMPEST THC TNT Tal Al Za'atar Talaa' al-Fateh Tamil Eelam Teamsters Terra Lliure Treasury Tupac Amaru U-235 UN US Airways Usama Bin Laden Uzi WTO Waco White House World Trade Center World Trade Organization Zapatistas airframe airport al-Gama'at al-Islamiyya al-Jihad al-Qa'ida algorithm amatol ambush ambush ammo ammunition anonymous anti-tank archives armada armor armor-piercing arms arrangements assassinate assassination assassination assault atomic bomb bank account biological blowfish bomb bomb boobytrap border broken arrow c4 camera carnivore carnivore charcoal chemical child pornography chinese class struggle claymore cocaine cockpit codebook colonel commando composition b conspiracy constitution cordite corporate corrupt council counter-intelligence crack-cocaine cracking cray credit card cryptographic czar d-day data haven defcon defenses democratie detcord detonate detonators dictionary disruption dissent divers doctrine domestic doomsday double agent e-bola echelon ecstasy efnet embassy embassy embassy empire encrypt enigma espionage explosion explosive face recognition faction fertilizer fissionable flight 800 football freedom freemasons fuselage genetic gold bullion government grenades gun gunpowder guns h-bomb hack harbor heroin hijack hostage hostages hydrogen bomb hydrogen peroxide illuminati impulse incendiaries infiltration infosec infrastructure initiators insurgent intel international internet internet worm interpol ireland jihad kamikazi kampuchea ketamine kibo kill kill kill kill launch codes lead azide lead styphante liberate liberation limousine lockpick loyalist main charge man-in-the-middle marijuana martyr massive DDoS maverick mercury fulminate mescaline microfiche microfilm minefield mines motorcade motorola mouvement munitions napalm nationalist negotiation negotiatior nitric acid nitrocellulose nuclear nuclear nukes olympics oppressed orthodox outlook express password picric acid pipe-bomb plague platter charge plutonium plutonium policy political pornography pre-teen president president primers private key propaganda psyops public key pulse detonation engine radar rail gun rebel remailer resistance revolucionario rijndael robotic rocket fuel rockets root-servers.net rubella salt peter sanctions satelliate satellite satellite phone secret secret key secret service secure security sequence shaped charge shoe bomb shotgun smallpox smuggle sniper sniper socialist space station special k spy steganography strategic submarine subsonic suicide suicide bombing suitcase suitcase nuke sulfur supercomputer supersonic surveillance tear gas teflon bullets terminate terrorism terrorist theater missile defense thermite thermonuclear timers triacetone triperoxide tunneling undercover undernet underwater united nations uranium violence virus virus warfare wargames warrant weapons white house white noise generator windows XP wiretap zenith

    1. Re:Jam with M-x spook by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1

      That looked a lot like the shopping list for my bachelor party... I just wish I could remember what we were doing with all of those Zapatistas.

    2. Re:Jam with M-x spook by Fjord · · Score: 1

      hydrogen peroxide? I use that as a mouth wash. Why is that in there.

      --
      -no broken link
  72. NetDetector != Carnivore by mencik · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you read the independent report on Carnivore written by IITRI, you would know that Carnivore ran on a Windows NT box. Net Detector may do the same or similar functions, but it is not Carnivore. I was part of that team that evaluated Carnivore, but I have no idea if the DCS-1000 is the same product, or if they have changed to something different. I also do not know if they incorporated the many suggestions we made. The Justice Department never asked us to look at any follow-on products. For various reasons (none involving Carnivore that I know of), just about all of the evaluation team has left IITRI.

  73. They don't have to be out to get me by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    Just the fact that they can log all my in- and outgoing email, and use it against me or my friends if we were ever to cause any trouble in the future is bad enough.

    Just imagine if you or someone you know were running for office at some point in the future.

  74. attack of the Enquirer readers by maxpublic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the most interesting trends when any sort of privacy issue comes up on Slashdot is the rather large number of trolls - excuse me, 'folks with alternate viewpoints' - who come out of the woodwork to proudly proclaim that *they* have nothing to hide and therefore aren't concerned. And, as *they* aren't concerned, neither should you be - unless you're doing something illegal, immoral, or socially deviant, that is.

    Rather intriguing that folks who aren't concerned about their privacy insist that everyone else not be concerned as well. In fact, they practically rant about it, insinuating that everyone who doesn't agree with them is either paranoid or involved in some dark, nefarious scheme against All That Is Good And Right(TM).

    If they were so bloody unconcerned they should be perfectly ready to accept the fact that others might have more stringent views, and accept them - but they aren't. No, they *demand* that you conform to their views on the matter - which indicates that they are indeed concerned: they want your life to be as open to inspection as their own boring little existence is.

    Why? For the same reason that the halfwit readers of the Enquirer insist that public figures have no right to privacy: so that they at least have the chance to snoop on the life of someone more interesting. And participate in their destruction if they prove to be someone socially undesirable, like a bisexual or an atheist, or a bisexual atheist, or whatever is on today's hit-list parade.

    In fact, the perverts who insist that they don't need privacy, and therefore neither do you (and they'll spend a great deal of energy making sure you don't get it), are nothing more than malicious little peeping toms hoping that legislation stripping away what little privacy we have left will provide them with the same sort of vicarious thrills that the Enquirer does now.

    Make no bones about it: the truly unconcerned don't even bother to comment. They are, after all, *unconcerned*. Those that *do* make a point of commenting and then arguing about it are just plain shits - shits who want to first tell you you *can't* have something or do something, just to give themselves a false sense of power in their otherwise pathetic lives; and second, in the hopes of spying on you, either directly or through the government, in order to experience a real life second hand. Or better yet, in the hopes that your more interesting existence will be targeted and destroyed in a public fashion, malicious revenge for the ennui of their own useless, unimportant existence.

    The people who argue against privacy aren't just expressing a viewpoint; they're lobbying to actively invade your life and try to extend some control over it. They aren't satisfied unless they know *everyone's* business and have the opportunity to rain all over the parade of people more interesting than themselves.

    Make no mistake: these folks are just plain evil (with the small 'e'; they don't have the balls for the bigger one). Nothing more, nothing less. They are the enemy; a repulsive, squalling enemy, a mostly ineffectual, impotent enemy, but still an enemy. Bitch-slap the buggers whenever you can, for that's all that they deserve.

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    1. Re:attack of the Enquirer readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right on!!

  75. Hydrogen Peroxide by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    The hydrogen peroxide you get in the drug store is highly diluted (to something like 0.5%). Real hydrogen peroxide burns your skin, can explode if heated or shocked, and is used as rocket fuel.

    1. Re:Hydrogen Peroxide by Fjord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah. Makes sense. I think the one I use is .3%. I suppose that means I could just boil the water off and make rocket fuel. Cool.

      --
      -no broken link
  76. Does anyone learn from history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CIA and the FBI have a long, unbroken, consistent, verified, and very public record of:

    1. Illegally spying on US citizens
    2. Using illegally obtained information for political purposes (i.e., fighting political opponents)
    3. Disrupting legal political activity (through the use of forgery, wiretapping, harrasment, torture, and murder)

    Why should we think that this is any different?

    This behavior is well documented from the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, and the 1990s. Did this activity stop sometimes recently?

  77. Freenet by paganizer · · Score: 1

    E-mail, for all intents and purposes, might as well be messages exchanged via skywriting.
    I've been pretty happy that Freenet ( http://freenetproject.org ) exists ever since I found out about carnivore; the only problem is that it's so esoteric and undocumented, you pretty much just have to trust that it's secure..there is no way to really verify that it's not just a big government plot.
    Isn't THAT a nice paranoid thought.
    But there is one thing I do find comfort in: I've worked with spooky crypto NSA types. They have the best talent that money can buy.
    We, on the other hand (we being the downtrodden oppressed peons), have something else: the best talent money can not buy.
    That sounded really sappy, didn't it? oh well.

    --
    Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
  78. Actually . . . by Alien54 · · Score: 2

    The government should be worried if some geeks ever got a hold of these.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  79. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by catsidhe · · Score: 1
    Noone will see this, but...
    EVERYONE is worried about the unstated concern that the international organizations are really just fronts for foreign governments.

    Just a thought, but it may be relevant that to 95.4% of the world's population, that foreign government is yours. And the US government has itself said -- and proved in action -- that if UN resolutions are inconvenient, then they will be ignored in favour of whatever action the US government deems appropriate or expedient.

    Saying 'but we're the good guys!' over and over will not make it so. Consider all the wars of invasion and intimidation over the last 50 years (Panama, Vietnam, Nicaragua, Libya, etc), all on demonised 'not-quite humans'. Consider the overt and unashamed US support of such 'democrats' as Suharto in Indonesia, Marcos in the Philipines, Just about everyone in Central America and (formerly) Qaddafi, Noriega, Saddam Hussein and Bin Laden.

    This is not to say that the US is satan incarnate, and everyone else are angels. People can, and do, do things every day to each other that are horrible and sickening. My own country, Australia, was complicit in the invasion, occupation and attempted genocide in East Timor.

    But most other players in the game do not have military budgets measured in multiple billions.

    It's not just that the US government does these things (though that is bad enough), it is that these things are done with impunity.

    I'll shut up now.

    --
    "This is a Hollywood movie: when it comes to the Laws of Physics, they're lucky if they get Gravity!" --- my wife
  80. I support carnvore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes , it's true I support carnovre, Why?

    good question.

    Because if the FBI whens then the courts will have
    stated the the internet is the same as a system of
    roads ergo a public/private information highway.
    These allows for many more right's to the users of
    the highway and less regulation of a private
    highway.
    If the internet is a private system aka You must
    have wire taps, FBI loses.

    1) The goverment can regulate the data flow as in
    what , when and how you send data.
    2) SA's lose the ability to correctly monitor
    boxes while they become resposible for the
    data.

    If it's public,

    1) I can send any type of data.
    2) I can encrypt data because people don't
    regulate it.

    The crux of the case "Is the internet a private
    communication or a public area" I personally
    want it ruled public. And in a public area a cop
    can stand on a corner and listen to everyone who
    passes by, In a private world shuch as the mail
    all sorts of regulations and packet controls
    could be added that do nothing.

    Just my 2 cents,
    Leslie Donaldson
    ldonald@nw.verizonwireless.com

  81. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by DohDamit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, it is a shame no one will see your comment. Obviously, I can't mod it up as you're replying to me. So, I'll just do my best to engage you in conversation.

    You raise good historical points, and, for that matter, conveniently ignore the nastier episodes in U.S. history concerning our dealings with others in favor of the more recent. I will be the first to not admit, but proclaim that international policy is almost always a choice of evils. What makes such policy even more morally ambiguous is that we know we are dealing with people every bit as vicious and authoritarian in order to suppress what we at that point consider the more immediate and dangerous evil. Of course, I would be a naive and colonial apologist if I didn't point out that this is nothing new. In fact, such choices have been present since the dawn of inter-civilization communication.

    In our dealings with Panama, Libya, Iraq, Al Qaida and the like, every decision made between 1942 and 1992 was made with the Sovient Union in mind. Why? Well, they were the only true complete threat. While it is true that states with chemical weapons such as Iraq can kill thousands or possibly millions within the U.S. with coordinated strikes, and while its true that organizations such as Al Qaida could bring the world economy to its knees and possibly a recession with enough coordinated strikes, both threats absolutely vanish in the face of a true nuclear holocaust. Thus, we dealt with the less immediate evil.

    The U.S. is not special with regards to its international policy. While we generally do pretty well with regards to human rights, there are atrocities with our names on them. This could be said about just about every country with an international agenda. In fact, the attitude of impunity is not special. Every country throughout history that has held such a strong position has held exactly that attitude, until their day in the sun finally ended.

    I do recognize that the U.S. is a threat to theocrats everywhere. Consumerism doesn't work without the individual consumer, and we are the consummate consumerist society. Don't forget it's the reason we have the billions to spend on our military budget.

    Once a person is capable of seeing that these issues are this large, that they concern not aspects of individual societies but the conflict between two very potent and robust societies, hopefully that person is capable of seeing that knee jerk reactions(such as those present in the posts that inspired my original comment, not your's) are inappropriate.

  82. Or the Cheney-Rumsfeld Admin #@ +1 ; Fun @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My complaint about Dick Cheney:

    May I be cynical for a bit? I hope you don't mind,
    but with Cheney's latest barrage of
    malodorous notions, I can't resist the urge to make a
    few cynical comments. To get right
    down to it, some of the facts I'm about
    to present may seem shocking. This
    they certainly are. However, it's time that a few
    facts had a chance to slip through the fusillade of hype.
    What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it
    in the form of a question: Where are the people
    who are willing to stand up and acknowledge
    that Cheney, in his infinite wisdom, has decided
    to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests?
    On the surface, it would seem to have something to do
    with the way that his whole approach is repugnant.
    But upon further investigation, one will find that
    by allowing Cheney to put mephitic thoughts in our
    children's minds, we are allowing him to play puppet master.
    As for the lies and exaggerations, Cheney's
    epigrams are rife with contradictions
    and difficulties; they're entirely maladroit,
    meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited
    for a supposedly educated population.
    And as if that weren't enough, if Cheney is going to
    obstruct important things, then he should at least have
    the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, a
    true enemy is better than a false friend. And
    second, many people respond to his debauched vituperations
    in much the same way that they respond to television
    dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but
    they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything
    about them. That's why I insist we pronounce the truth
    and renounce the lies.

    Even people who consider themselves scornful
    foolhardy-types generally agree that Cheney's slurs
    symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion
    -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us
    lose more than a little freedom. One might conclude
    that Cheney is incapable of writing a letter without using
    such phrases as "crapulous pop psychologists", "loquacious
    exhibitionists", "oppressive personae non gratae", or
    some combination thereof. Alternatively, one might conclude
    that Cheney has a different view of reality from the rest of us.
    In either case, if you're not part of the solution,
    then you're part of the problem. His historical record of
    fickle pleas is clearer than the muddled pronouncements
    of his apple-polishers for a variety of reasons. For
    instance, the worst sorts of inconsiderate Neanderthals there
    are must be treated with political justice, not with
    civil justice, as they are sincerely not real citizens. Let me
    rephrase that: I wonder if he really believes the
    things he says. He knows they're not true, doesn't he?
    A complete answer to that question would
    take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give
    you a simplified answer. For starters, if
    we let him cause riots in the streets, then greed,
    corruption, and tribalism will characterize the government.
    Oppressive measures will be directed against citizens.
    And lies and deceit will be the stock and trade of the
    media and educational institutions.

    Even Cheney's bedfellows couldn't deal with the full impact of
    Cheney's refrains. That's why they created "Cheney-ism," which is
    just a garrulous excuse to force square
    pegs into round holes. He plans to drag everything
    that is truly great into the gutter. He has instructed
    his votaries not to discuss this or even admit to his
    plan's existence. Obviously, Cheney knows he has
    something to hide. Most of you reading this letter
    have your hearts in the right place. Now
    follow your hearts with actions. I have traveled the length and
    breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can
    therefore assure you that Cheney's artifices cannot stand on
    their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate
    artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Cheney's
    warnings can give us deeper insights into the nature of
    reality. We can and we must protect ourselves by any means
    necessary against the unrestrained bestiality
    of stupid, quasi-macabre paper-pushers. And that's the honest truth.

  83. Re:It's good to see everyone's getting back to nor by babykong · · Score: 1

    If you send an email in clear text you need to understand that you are posting it for all to see. Whether it's a cracker, a bribed sysadmin, a bullied ISP or anyone who has tapped into your email transmission at any of dozens of points along the way.

    If the law says the government can't snoop you know damn well they will do it anyway.

    If you want privacy, encrypt. Period.

    --
    Question Reality