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Your Own Luxury Submarine!
cheapo writes "Not exactly computer related, but fun none-the-less. Someone on my boating mailing list turned me onto this website for your own personal luxury submarine. For a mere $78 million, you can make all the other folks at the marina jealous with a 213 foot toy." That 78
million dollar price tag might seem steep until you discover that it comes
with its own docking mini sub. Now thats a bargain!
So when I see a discussion such as this, it really makes me wonder. People take democracy, world peace, equal treatment under the law, and scientific progress for granted. Callow teenagers sit and write angst-filled anti-american screeds, while enjoying material prosperity and spiritual freedom beneath the sheltering wings of the american eagle.
It is unthinkable that we should allow the law to shield the subversives who are even now undermining the moral foundations of this great country. So I say: let the dissenters be gathered up, and shipped to Canada. And then, we can nuke the whole place. It may seem harsh, but I think it is the best way. Death is the only fitting fate for the enemies of America. And Canada has been a hotbed of communist activity since before you all were born.
I think it is important that we preserve the moose population, however. This can be accomplished by skilled taxidermists.
And now I must bid you adieu. Please remember, always look both ways before you cross the street... that, and DEATH to the ENEMIES OF THE STATE!
What OS does it run? Windows Datacenter or Linux?
if (OS == Windows) { bash-it;} elseif (OS == Linux) { praise-it;}
Plus, is it open-source? RMS needs to know whether this submarine should be boycott'd or not.
Natural != (nontoxic || beneficial)
You're too late to be a founding member....
So defibrulators must be pretty darn dangerous.
Casca
You're not intelligent. You're not creative.
teenagers sit and write angst-filled anti-american screeds, while enjoying material prosperity and spiritual freedom beneath the sheltering wings of the american eagle.
That's most certainly been stolen from The Misanthropic Bitch. She quite popular. Steal from her again and I'll mash your shins in with a brick.
lol, someone mod this up
someguy writes "Not exactly computer related, but fun none-the-less. Someone on my news mailing list turned me onto this website for your own morbidnews stories. For a mere $1 dollar, you can make all the folks who run this site happy" That $1 dollar price tag might seem steep until you discover that it comes with its own thank you note and free porn. :)
Does the sub run Linux? Can you hack the torpedo guidance system? Can you at least overclock the engine?
Ok everyone, buy a copy or two of my software and help me become so rich that I can afford such a thing. OK? Yeah lets do it! Everyone that buys 100 copies or more gets a free ride.