Another Office Alternative
MiTEG writes "The Washington Post has an article on a cheaper alternative to Microsoft's Office Suite, ThinkFree Office. Currently selling for $50, their product also includes a one year subscription to Cyberdrive, a 20 MB web file-storage service. While it's no StarOffice, this glowing review may help people realize that Microsoft is not the only option." 'Glowing review' probably isn't the right term to use, since the reviewer found quite a few faults.
Miss Word? What, are you fucking insane? Word is a piece of over chromed crap. I hate that fucking program. What the fuck is it good for? Ooh, it makes nice and fancy things. Excel, now there's M$s one good piece of software. A spreadsheet with an easy easy easy script language (even if VBA itself is a piece of shit). But fuck that, there are better tools around. But seriously, what is it that Word is soooo good for. I fucking hate that piece of shit for writing.
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You might remember me from such Trolls as
linux is for fags
*bsd is Dying
and the sucessful Penis bird saga
Then go on to say something about the time it takes to set up linux and how its not user freindly, and how make up some more statistics heretoday im going to show you all how to perfect the basic "microsoft is better than linux" troll.
first of all find a story that debates servers, or scaleability or any such related topic. the more clean cut it is that the microsoft solution appears to be the wors the better, although you can always post on any story on slashdot, because it is full of open source Zealots.
next you commit a plausible comment, something like,
to go further, comment on the unreliabilty of open sorce, the bad customer support and the fact that anybody could modify the code to hack your computer (it helps to display a misunderstanding of the GPL)
do not go too far, however, as it will become less believable.
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