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The Periodic Table of Comic Book Elements

Posted by chrisd on from the he's-looking-au-kid dept.

Ender, Duke_of_URL brought this Periodic Table of Elements to our attention. Of course adamantium is missing, and chemical X doesn't belong in a table of the elements of the comic book universe, it's mostly a collection of golden age and later comics. Modern comics are sorely underrepresented, unfortunately.

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  1. Hungry Stoner's Food & Thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just ate two chicken wings which were basted in Kikkoman's "Gourmet" Soy Sauce. It was delectible! I scoured the poor fowl's appendages for every last bit of meat and then followed to dip it yet again into a pool of the sauce. I avoided the bone marrow though; although it's healthy, there's something about it that just doesn't seem right - kind of like fantasizing about other men...

    I've said too much now.

    1. Re:Hungry Stoner's Food & Thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You are too kind, sir.

  2. Re:Cry baby, cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The "big lie," invented by the notorious Joseph Goebbels of Nazi infamy, is a mainstay of Arab hatred and propaganda. In Egypt and Jordan (the two Arab countries technically at peace with Israel), government-controlled news sources published that Israel had distributed drug-laced chewing gum and candy to kill children and to make women sexually corrupt. The Jews (Israelis) are being accused of having introduced foot-and-mouth disease in the Middle East. The age-old calumny of Jews using the blood of Christian children in order to bake their Passover matzos is alive and well in Arab publications. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an egregious falsification originating in Czarist Russia, is a steady best-seller in all Arab countries. Among other malevolent fabrications, it accuses "international Jewry" of "limitless ambition, inexhaustible greed, and hatred beyond imagination." In the controlled press of the Arab countries, Holocaust denial and accusation of the Zionists having been in cahoots with the German Nazis are regular features. Egypt's government-sponsored Al Akhbar newspaper has expressed fervent thanks to Adolf Hitler for having taken advance revenge on the "vilest criminals on the face of the earth." Still, it berates him for not having been thorough enough in his task of extermination. The Arabs do not consider Israel a normal country, but a creation of the devil, an excrescence, a malignant force of aggressors, murderers, infidels and barbarians. They should be destroyed, for the glory of God, no matter what sacrifices that might entail.
    Mortal hatred against Israel and against the Jews is taught to Arab children from the very first grade. Children are encouraged to sacrifice themselves as martyrs and suicide missiles, with promises that Paradise with unimaginable pleasures awaits those who sacrifice themselves in the holy cause of killing Jews.
    This bottomless hatred, a hatred that pervades the Arab world in all strata of society and is incessantly fomented by Arab governments, including those supposed to be "at peace" with Israel, cannot be assuaged by negotiation or by making any further "sacrifices for peace". Nothing will suffice, except the destruction, the complete disappearance of Israel. The Arab states, having been unable in over fifty years and in many wars to defeat and exterminate the hated Jews, are now feverishly arming themselves with "conventional weapons" (easily purchased from the West, including, sad to say, from the United States), and are ardently pursuing the development of weapons of mass annihilation. Just as the suicide bombers do not vacillate to sacrifice themselves, one can safely expect that, once in possession of such weapons, the Arabs will not hesitate to sacrifice millions of their own people in order to destroy Israel. Israel's only course in the face of this almost certain prospect is to assume its previous stance of resolute deterrence and, as it once did in the destruction of the Iraqi atomic reactor at Osirak in 1981, not to be inhibited by "international opinion" to preempt resolutely if it appears necessary to assure survival of the country.

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    1. Re:does this work?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Does it work? Well, maybe if I had a bedroom that was 50 feet wide it would.

  4. Re:Why I like this site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Wow, you tried your best to whore some karma and got a 1 for your efforts. That's pathetic by the standards of a thread that is pathetic by the standards of a truly pathetic site.



    What a looser.

  5. Re:Whoa! Cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, please stop slashdotting our town.

    Thanks.

  6. Re:what about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow, you're dumb.