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Another Go At Making Spam Cost Money

wario78 writes: "The BBC is running a story about the law firm Morrison and Foerster which is claiming damages against the spam company Etracks based in California. They are asking for $50 in damages for each spam they receive, up to the maximum of $25,000 per day. Nice to see a lawyer doing something community-oriented for a change (even if they are just trying to make a profit from it)."

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  1. Mofo. by Bonker · · Score: 5, Funny

    These are either the coolest lawyers in the world or most clueless.

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  2. Spamming... a *law firm* ? by Stonehand · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like Morrison and Foerster is suing on its own behalf rather than some other party, and that the spammer had continued to spam even after being warned.

    Oops. So when can we expect a) spammers filtering to avoid spamming law firms, and b) law firms offering e-mail aliasing to avoid the spammers? :)

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    1. Re:Spamming... a *law firm* ? by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Funny

      hell, i'll pay for a spam free mofo.com email address!

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  3. Do you think that I can sue them... by pinkpineapple · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and win my case? I receive about 3 ads for penis enlargement a day even if I am from the opposite sex.

    PPA, the girl next door.

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  4. Lawyersplotation Theme Song by derrickh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's the hitech private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks?
    -Mofo!

    Who won't let you down when there's spam all around?
    -Mofo!

    You damn right.
    That mofo is one bad mutha-
    -Shut your mouth!
    I'm just talkin' about Morrison and Foerster.
    -We can can dig it!

    D

  5. Hmm. Wonder why by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the eTracks homepage:
    Not only is your target moving...It's picking up speed.

    Now I wonder why that is. Could it be that your "target" is trying to not receive your fucking worthles spam? Perhaps they are satisfied with their penis size? Maybe they don't want to about losing 150 pounds in three days? Perhaps the Ladies Quilting Club down at the retirement center isn't interested in tight teen anal sex?

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  6. And so the impossible happened by Mordain · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a collective sigh of longing sounds over the internet the unthinkable has happened. The slashdot community has fallen in love with a law firm.

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  7. Sueing Slashdot by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would like to announce that I am sueing Slashdot $50 for each troll post I read each day up to a max of $25,000.

  8. Truth in Advertising by Ellen+Ripley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Morrison and Foerster's URL is www.mofo.com.

    B-),
    Ellen

    1. Re:Truth in Advertising by reflexreaction · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought that was Jule's website (Samuel L. Jackson's in Pulp fiction). Oh I'm sorry, his website is www.badmofo.com

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  9. I want to get an e-mail address with them. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then give them 90% of any money they get from suing over the spams sent to it. But how do I send them this proposal without it being a spam? Im serious!!!

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  10. Make $1000s from the comfort of your own home! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... by suing spammers.

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