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Apple's Quarterly Results

Posted by pudge on from the i-gotta-git-me-some-o-dat dept.

Juanvaldes writes "Apple posts $40 million profit for the second quarter on revenues of 1.5 billion up 4% from this quarter last year..." I thought Apple was dead. Hm!

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  1. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem by SocialWorm · · Score: 4, Funny
    CART MASTER:
    Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang]

    MICROSOFT:
    Here's one.

    APPLE:
    I'm not dead!

    CART MASTER:
    'Ere. He says he's not dead!

    MICROSOFT:
    Yes, he is.

    APPLE:
    I'm not! I had a 40 million dollar profit last quarter!

    CART MASTER:
    He isn't?

    MICROSOFT:
    Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

    APPLE:
    I'm getting better!

    MICROSOFT:
    No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

    To see the original: Bring out your dead.

    Seriously, I think I made a bad bet.

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