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This Year's Hugo Nominees Chosen

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the who-will-be-the-one dept.

wrinkledshirt writes "They've announced this year's nominees for the Hugo Awards. Wonder who the next Asimov, Brin, Gibson or [shudder] Rowling is going to be? Find out at Conjose."

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  1. Family Portrait by Ralph+Malph+Alpha · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat.

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  2. TP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I have two problems:

    First of all, every time I take a dump at my workplace I can only do it if there's no-one else in the nearby stalls. I can't stand the idea of someone else hearing my grunts and the splashing of the turds.

    Secondly, and more seriously, I have developed a phobia about buying toilet paper. It is becoming increasingly embarrasing to grab a pack of TP and show everyone in the shop that "Yeah, I am going to use this paper to wipe shit off my ass soon".

    Any ideas how I could conquer these fears and lead a normal life again?

    1. Re:TP by BillShatner · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I've shit in a few strange places in my day. In HS I shit in a little used vestibule just outside the boys locker room. It was between classes, the bathrooms were decrepid, noone else was there, and I hadda go. A few days later I went back to admire my creation, and there was a footprint in it ... totally ruined. Some people have no respect for modern art.

      A couple years later I'm doing some laundry with a friend at 11 PM, and disposing of a 12 pack at the same time. No bathroom, and I gotta go #2 again. No problem. Grab some paper towels from the trunk of my car, walk around to the back of the building behind a dumpster and unload. By the time I head back in, my friends gotta piss. I toss him the car keys so he can use my flashlight to avoid the landmines, and off he goes. He comes back a minute later with tears in his eyes. I'm like, "WTF??", so he leads me back to the item in question: an absolutely perfect cinnamon roll cast in fecal matter. If only I had a camera...

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  3. Things To Do Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. Snort fat rail

    2. Experience "speed weenie"

  4. numerond pstjng mistake,s by Drunken+Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    aftejmr many drunken nngiehts of psting t oslasodt and checking for replies ik;ve gttgen fed uo wuth it aand decoswd o create an accuobt. Prevuosly i cuould nebver renemere wjhat i had poswed si ho[egukkt itii dternk tkoo rtememnber, hopllrefilly thoisk will heopl; soielve teh pblorem. ovsboiuspky i havrn't hsaf rebouth to driunk beacuse i vcan ftuill use mt compurter ok.

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  5. Re:Curse of Chalion by Drunken+Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  6. Do not let Osama Read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT

    Do not let Osama Read this!

    "CD-rom drives preferred weapons of Terror!"