You must improve your PWP so that it works on FagWare browsers such as Opera and Mozilla so that the GAY/Lunix crowd may enjoy your handywork as well. I upgraded to IE 6 because Windows 98 comes with IE 4 and I couldn't see it.
Remember Kiddies: Join the I hate Klerck mailing list so that he will have more crapflood material to add to his PWP's!
Elective Courses
Take two electives:
BT 104 Racial Slurs
BT 105 Gay Sex
BT 106 Creative Writing
BT 107 OS Zealot Fundimentals
BT 108 Trolling and Current Events
BT 109 Creative Profanity
Required Courses: BT 100
Basic Trolling
Students will learn the basics of Trolling and some key steps
toward creating a good troll. Includes learning about your
targets and looking for weaknesses. Stresses the use of real
names in subject fields and actual data obfuscated to apear like
you know WTF you're talking about. Computer lab course.
BT 101
Crapfloods
Learn about the many sources for Crapfloods, new and old, online
or in print. Includes the use of basic text programs and scripts
used to make one Crapflood fit all, from *BSD is dead to
the random anal hijinks of the Slashdot staff. Effective for
insanely stupid topics not worthy of a good Troll.
BT 102
Annoying Exploits
Make use of stupid bugs to piss everyone off, including fellow
Trolls. Some knowledge of Perl, C, Visual Basic, and Internet
Protocols recommended. Web and IP proxies also discussed, as
well as USENET and email servers. Computer lab course.
BT 103
NetCop/Moderator Evasive Maneuvers
So you've crafted the perfect Troll, but what good is it if
you're killfiled, IP banned or constantly modded down? What
if someone complains to your ISP after the 8,000th post brings
some douchebag's server to it's knees? Learn more about web
proxies, obscure web based email providers, cheap domain hosts,
and a multitude of different virtual haystacks to hide your
needle-butt in till the coast is clear. Computer lab course.
Advanced Courses:
BT 201
Celebrity Impersonation
Students will be required to do basic to moderate research on their subjects, including but not limited to: reading second- or third-hand news reports involving the subject, discovering the volatile points of their personalities and ascertaining the community's stereotypes and attitudes toward the subject. Final project entails convincing your favorite mailing list that the Open Source celebrity you're impersonating is gay. Prerequisites: BT 100, BT 103, BT 106, BT 109
BT 202
Believable Misspellings
Building on knowlege gained in BT 100, students will learn one of the key skills required to give their posts credibility. By showing blatant disregard to punctuation, spelling and the humble apostrophe, students learn to impersonate their fellow posters. This imitation proves invaluable in gaining their prey's trust, but only if done correctly. This course will teach students to look ignorant of their own language enough to fit in, but without arousing suspicion. Prerequisites:BT 100, BT 103 Strongly recommended if taking BT 201
What one does when thou brings up an anoying slug of phlem from deep inside and spits it out on the floor. The expression is based on the sound it makes when you do it.
When BOAATM gets his book deal/movie/Oscar award I'm gonna be laughing my fucking ass off at these turdsucking moderators. They don't even READ THE FUCKING POSTS ANYMORE. They simply sweep away the piles of shitstained cumfilled condoms off their desk for their list of "troublemakers" and mod them down. What kind of example are you showing to would be writers? Just because someone disagrees with some of your opinions means they need to be blacklisted forever? Eat a dick.
I've shit in a few strange places in my day. In HS I shit in a little used vestibule just outside the boys locker room. It was between classes, the bathrooms were decrepid, noone else was there, and I hadda go. A few days later I went back to admire my creation, and there was a footprint in it... totally ruined. Some people have no respect for modern art.
A couple years later I'm doing some laundry with a friend at 11 PM, and disposing of a 12 pack at the same time. No bathroom, and I gotta go #2 again. No problem. Grab some paper towels from the trunk of my car, walk around to the back of the building behind a dumpster and unload. By the time I head back in, my friends gotta piss. I toss him the car keys so he can use my flashlight to avoid the landmines, and off he goes. He comes back a minute later with tears in his eyes. I'm like, "WTF??", so he leads me back to the item in question: an absolutely perfect cinnamon roll cast in fecal matter. If only I had a camera...
Re:funny... the C-X C-x makes a lot of sense...
on
The Union of Vim with KDE
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· Score: 0, Flamebait
GAY/Emacs is the work of Satan. There can be only one text editor, and that will be Notepad. As soon as that's ported to *nix, I will continue using a functional OS*.
*functional OS, in layman's terms, is an OS that allows you to do work without having a PhD in computer zealotry and/or 3 years to kill searching man-gina pages for the command line options to a stupid program and/or an asshole big enough to drive a truck through because since you spend all your time hitting C-x:w ZZ C-M-f-u-c-k, it's much easier to just have sex with a man.
Oh yeah, this has nothing to do with tech stocks dragging down PriceLine, so don't even go there.
I've shit in a few strange places in my day. In HS I shit in a little used vestibule just outside the boys locker room. It was between classes, the bathrooms were decrepid, noone else was there, and I hadda go. A few days later I went back to admire my creation, and there was a footprint in it... totally ruined. Some people have no respect for modern art.
A couple years later I'm doing some laundry with a friend at 11 PM, and disposing of a 12 pack at the same time. No bathroom, and I gotta go #2 again. No problem. Grab some paper towels from the trunk of my car, walk around to the back of the building behind a dumpster and unload. By the time I head back in, my friends gotta piss. I toss him the car keys so he can use my flashlight to avoid the landmines, and off he goes. He comes back a minute later with tears in his eyes. I'm like, "WTF??", so he leads me back to the item in question: an absolutely perfect cinnamon roll cast in fecal matter. If only I had a camera...
Person 1 uses noise A to "encrypt" a message and send it to person 2. Person 3 intercepts this message, noise and all. Now if either person sends a message with this same noise through, person 3 would be at least get a fair idea what they were talking about in both messages. This is of course assuming that person 3 knows exactly when this specific communication is going to take place, and there isn't 5 billion different noises to chose from and actually used.
Knowing when the communication takes place shouldn't be that hard if person 3 is watching all the traffic and sees this unintelligble blob all of the sudden.
Another problem is being able to securely make sure only person 2 has all the different noise files.
This just looks like another way to hide a needle in a haystack. I believe there would be a couple ways to get around this:
The voice module for some of the high end (25+ CD) Pioneer CD changers is able to hear your voice even if the music is blasting. It does this by taking the music that's playing and mixing it into the microphone preamp 180 degrees out of phase, cancelling out most of the music. This isn't perfect, but I've seen it work, and I'm sure it can be adapted to do the same thing here. In fact, any imperfections may even help, due to the fact that you can (probably) tune it and pick up the real signal out of the mess.
Brute force. How random is this random noise? If you can create a similar noise generator, all you have to do is filter out 80% of the crap, and you'll be able to grab the signal. It's like picking out the flashlight from a group of strobes. It's a PITA, but once you cover most of the strobes, you can see the flashlight.
They're in trouble with the SEC for shadey accounting practices. The stock took a dip, but seems to be holding. Unlike the Enron fiasco, they seem to have actual products though.
They switched buisiness models from a somewhat "boxed product" to a more service oriented structure. Typical number juggling issues probably.
Neoplanet was Bigfoot's "Next Big Thing" to Windows versions of Netscape and IE. It was basically some silly add-on that had some search functions and keyword crap in it similar to AOL. Bigfoot no longer promotes it, but it's still available. They now state their vision as being leader in "Marketing Relationship Management". Sounds like a spammer wet dream to me. I was wondering if anyone has used it and saw anything fishy going on. A couple of my friends swear by it, but it looks like just another useless gizmo to me.
An interesting side note about Bigfoot: A few years ago I knew someone that worked there, and she set me up with a Bigfoot For Life address. It was free, it worked pretty good, and since I was constantly switching ISP's at the time due to crappy service and whatnot, their forwarding was great. Unfortunately, a couple years ago they started charging, and on top of that, I started seeing spam coming through my Bigfoot addy AND my regular address at the same time. Yay. I dropped them, changed my Verizon alias, and it all stopped. I guess the saying is true, "All good things must come to an end." Either that, or sell out to spammers.
I propose they do away with the simulation ideas, build an army of robots and control them remotely through a modified Quake 3 interface, release it as a mod, and take over the world.
Slashdot Mirror
for Slashdot accounts. Maybe someone is willing to sell me an account that has positive karma?
You must improve your PWP so that it works on FagWare browsers such as Opera and Mozilla so that the GAY/Lunix crowd may enjoy your handywork as well. I upgraded to IE 6 because Windows 98 comes with IE 4 and I couldn't see it.
Remember Kiddies: Join the I hate Klerck mailing list so that he will have more crapflood material to add to his PWP's!
You're welcome.
Anytime
Fresh Pond Community College is proud to present A Guide to Trolling.
Warning: Offensive comments are not only allowed, but encouraged.
A Guide to Trolling
Required Courses
BT 100 Basic Trolling
BT 101 Crapfloods
BT 102 Annoying Exploits
BT 103 NetCop/Mod Evasive Maneuvers
Elective Courses
Take two electives:
BT 104 Racial Slurs
BT 105 Gay Sex
BT 106 Creative Writing
BT 107 OS Zealot Fundimentals
BT 108 Trolling and Current Events
BT 109 Creative Profanity
Required Courses:
BT 100
Basic Trolling
Students will learn the basics of Trolling and some key steps
toward creating a good troll. Includes learning about your
targets and looking for weaknesses. Stresses the use of real
names in subject fields and actual data obfuscated to apear like
you know WTF you're talking about. Computer lab course.
BT 101
Crapfloods
Learn about the many sources for Crapfloods, new and old, online
or in print. Includes the use of basic text programs and scripts
used to make one Crapflood fit all, from *BSD is dead to
the random anal hijinks of the Slashdot staff. Effective for
insanely stupid topics not worthy of a good Troll.
BT 102
Annoying Exploits
Make use of stupid bugs to piss everyone off, including fellow
Trolls. Some knowledge of Perl, C, Visual Basic, and Internet
Protocols recommended. Web and IP proxies also discussed, as
well as USENET and email servers. Computer lab course.
BT 103
NetCop/Moderator Evasive Maneuvers
So you've crafted the perfect Troll, but what good is it if
you're killfiled, IP banned or constantly modded down? What
if someone complains to your ISP after the 8,000th post brings
some douchebag's server to it's knees? Learn more about web
proxies, obscure web based email providers, cheap domain hosts,
and a multitude of different virtual haystacks to hide your
needle-butt in till the coast is clear. Computer lab course.
Advanced Courses:
BT 201
Celebrity Impersonation
Students will be required to do basic to moderate research on their subjects, including but not limited to: reading second- or third-hand news reports involving the subject, discovering the volatile points of their personalities and ascertaining the community's stereotypes and attitudes toward the subject. Final project entails convincing your favorite mailing list that the Open Source celebrity you're impersonating is gay.
Prerequisites: BT 100, BT 103, BT 106, BT 109
BT 202
Believable Misspellings
Building on knowlege gained in BT 100, students will learn one of the key skills required to give their posts credibility. By showing blatant disregard to punctuation, spelling and the humble apostrophe, students learn to impersonate their fellow posters. This imitation proves invaluable in gaining their prey's trust, but only if done correctly. This course will teach students to look ignorant of their own language enough to fit in, but without arousing suspicion.
Prerequisites:BT 100, BT 103
Strongly recommended if taking BT 201
What one does when thou brings up an anoying slug of phlem from deep inside and spits it out on the floor. The expression is based on the sound it makes when you do it.
When BOAATM gets his book deal/movie/Oscar award I'm gonna be laughing my fucking ass off at these turdsucking moderators. They don't even READ THE FUCKING POSTS ANYMORE. They simply sweep away the piles of shitstained cumfilled condoms off their desk for their list of "troublemakers" and mod them down. What kind of example are you showing to would be writers? Just because someone disagrees with some of your opinions means they need to be blacklisted forever? Eat a dick.
I've shit in a few strange places in my day. In HS I shit in a little used vestibule just outside the boys locker room. It was between classes, the bathrooms were decrepid, noone else was there, and I hadda go. A few days later I went back to admire my creation, and there was a footprint in it ... totally ruined. Some people have no respect for modern art.
A couple years later I'm doing some laundry with a friend at 11 PM, and disposing of a 12 pack at the same time. No bathroom, and I gotta go #2 again. No problem. Grab some paper towels from the trunk of my car, walk around to the back of the building behind a dumpster and unload. By the time I head back in, my friends gotta piss. I toss him the car keys so he can use my flashlight to avoid the landmines, and off he goes. He comes back a minute later with tears in his eyes. I'm like, "WTF??", so he leads me back to the item in question: an absolutely perfect cinnamon roll cast in fecal matter. If only I had a camera...
GAY/Emacs is the work of Satan. There can be only one text editor, and that will be Notepad. As soon as that's ported to *nix, I will continue using a functional OS*.
:w ZZ C-M-f-u-c-k, it's much easier to just have sex with a man.
*functional OS, in layman's terms, is an OS that allows you to do work without having a PhD in computer zealotry and/or 3 years to kill searching man-gina pages for the command line options to a stupid program and/or an asshole big enough to drive a truck through because since you spend all your time hitting C-x
Oh yeah, this has nothing to do with tech stocks dragging down PriceLine, so don't even go there.
I've shit in a few strange places in my day. In HS I shit in a little used vestibule just outside the boys locker room. It was between classes, the bathrooms were decrepid, noone else was there, and I hadda go. A few days later I went back to admire my creation, and there was a footprint in it ... totally ruined. Some people have no respect for modern art.
A couple years later I'm doing some laundry with a friend at 11 PM, and disposing of a 12 pack at the same time. No bathroom, and I gotta go #2 again. No problem. Grab some paper towels from the trunk of my car, walk around to the back of the building behind a dumpster and unload. By the time I head back in, my friends gotta piss. I toss him the car keys so he can use my flashlight to avoid the landmines, and off he goes. He comes back a minute later with tears in his eyes. I'm like, "WTF??", so he leads me back to the item in question: an absolutely perfect cinnamon roll cast in fecal matter. If only I had a camera...
M4d pr0pz t0 Fr3sh P0nd Sty|z y0
-- It aint eazy bein CheezyDee
But this isn't being encrypted, just masked with noise. The data is still there in plain taxt, just hidden with a bunch of random data.
Ok, I have a third way now.
Person 1 uses noise A to "encrypt" a message and send it to person 2. Person 3 intercepts this message, noise and all. Now if either person sends a message with this same noise through, person 3 would be at least get a fair idea what they were talking about in both messages. This is of course assuming that person 3 knows exactly when this specific communication is going to take place, and there isn't 5 billion different noises to chose from and actually used.
Knowing when the communication takes place shouldn't be that hard if person 3 is watching all the traffic and sees this unintelligble blob all of the sudden.
Another problem is being able to securely make sure only person 2 has all the different noise files.
This just looks like another way to hide a needle in a haystack. I believe there would be a couple ways to get around this:
The voice module for some of the high end (25+ CD) Pioneer CD changers is able to hear your voice even if the music is blasting. It does this by taking the music that's playing and mixing it into the microphone preamp 180 degrees out of phase, cancelling out most of the music. This isn't perfect, but I've seen it work, and I'm sure it can be adapted to do the same thing here. In fact, any imperfections may even help, due to the fact that you can (probably) tune it and pick up the real signal out of the mess.
Brute force. How random is this random noise? If you can create a similar noise generator, all you have to do is filter out 80% of the crap, and you'll be able to grab the signal. It's like picking out the flashlight from a group of strobes. It's a PITA, but once you cover most of the strobes, you can see the flashlight.
They're in trouble with the SEC for shadey accounting practices. The stock took a dip, but seems to be holding. Unlike the Enron fiasco, they seem to have actual products though.
They switched buisiness models from a somewhat "boxed product" to a more service oriented structure. Typical number juggling issues probably.
Relieving overpopulation through colonization is a bit like curing obesity by buying bigger pants.
Most of the comments are running under the assumtion that Joe AOL user will upgrade as soon as a new version is available. Well, it isn't true.
.exe attachment.
I know a few people that use AOL and some of them still use 5.0 and earlier. If it works, they're not going to mess with it.
As for AOLinux, I'm sure that will die a quick death as soon as someone can't open some virus infected
Neoplanet was Bigfoot's "Next Big Thing" to Windows versions of Netscape and IE. It was basically some silly add-on that had some search functions and keyword crap in it similar to AOL. Bigfoot no longer promotes it, but it's still available. They now state their vision as being leader in "Marketing Relationship Management". Sounds like a spammer wet dream to me. I was wondering if anyone has used it and saw anything fishy going on. A couple of my friends swear by it, but it looks like just another useless gizmo to me.
An interesting side note about Bigfoot: A few years ago I knew someone that worked there, and she set me up with a Bigfoot For Life address. It was free, it worked pretty good, and since I was constantly switching ISP's at the time due to crappy service and whatnot, their forwarding was great. Unfortunately, a couple years ago they started charging, and on top of that, I started seeing spam coming through my Bigfoot addy AND my regular address at the same time. Yay. I dropped them, changed my Verizon alias, and it all stopped. I guess the saying is true, "All good things must come to an end." Either that, or sell out to spammers.
I propose they do away with the simulation ideas, build an army of robots and control them remotely through a modified Quake 3 interface, release it as a mod, and take over the world.
I will call it The Allan Parsons Project.