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Kazaa Lite: spyware-free version
Pig Hogger writes "According to this VNUNET article, KAZAA-Lite, a new hacked version of spyware-ridden KAZAA file-sharing software is being circulated, sans spyware. The new, improved version has apparently been hacked by a russian programmer, as a matter of course."
Every time there's a Kazaa-related article, everyone posts links to the free, sans-spyware version. I think most people already have it if they want it.
I guess now that it's got the ".com" instead of ".tk" it's official and thus gets its own Slashdot story...
::rolls eyes::
Dude, when you borrow Billy Gates comdex speech like that, you're supposed to give him formal credit for it by citing him in a footnote, at the very least. Otherwise, you're plagiarizing. It may be no big deal on slashdot, but when you go to highschool, and yes college someday... they'll expel you for that. So it's best not to make any bad habits. Here, I'll help. Add something like this to the bottom:
** Portions of this slashdot post were originally authored by William Gates, CEO Microsoft Corp., and presented orally at the 2001 Comdex convention. This post may contain both verbatim speech, and approximations of the ideas he attempted to convey.
It's been awhile, and your english teacher may give you red marks, but he/she won't be able to accuse you of turning in work that isn't your own. (Note: this won't get you off the hook, if the assignment was meant to be original, and not a research paper).
It's spelled, "whoring", not "whoreing" you stupid git. And if you're not karma whoreing, why the fuck didn't you post anonymously?
Nice piece of social engineering though...you should tricked the moderators into rewarding you with more points. Fucking whore.
Bad spelling on Slashdot? You never see that, fuckhead.
-DanThe1Man
No, I swear! I'm not looking! By the way, you already have that Portman jpg by way of four other names, don't you want a Pepsi?
Oh, for the love of Christ, NO! Not another fake Kournikova! You really must try this latest FREE Nokia Cellphone!!!
sex with her
Actually, now that I think about it, I'm the one who actually loves riding cocks.
-DanThe1Man
Ok, I've downloaded this funny kazaa-lite thing, what I want to know, is how do I get rid of this trojan that's been running on my i386 for a while - it's commonly known as "The microsoft XP Trojan ?"
:)
... - one with a back button that does what it's meant to do ... go back
Oh yeah - I remember now, format my HD and install Linux !
How silly of me
For those of you still getting unwanted pop-ups on websites - er, have you been living in a cave or something ? - time to switch to a new browser
A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
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BT 100 Basic Trolling
BT 101 Crapfloods
BT 102 Annoying Exploits
BT 103 NetCop/Mod Evasive Maneuvers
Elective Courses
Take two electives:
BT 104 Racial Slurs
BT 105 Gay Sex
BT 106 Creative Writing
BT 107 OS Zealot Fundimentals
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BT 109 Creative Profanity
Required Courses:
BT 100
Basic Trolling
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Crapfloods
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BT 102
Annoying Exploits
Make use of stupid bugs to piss everyone off, including fellow
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Prerequisites:BT 100, BT 103
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Get a life!
do we learn how to impersonate CmdrTaco? im sure it would be a basics class, cuz anyone can impersonate a child molesting penis shaving person.
p.s. do i get a TCCF (Troll Certified Crap Flooder), etc certifications?
You must improve your PWP so that it works on FagWare browsers such as Opera and Mozilla so that the GAY/Lunix crowd may enjoy your handywork as well. I upgraded to IE 6 because Windows 98 comes with IE 4 and I couldn't see it.
Remember Kiddies: Join the I hate Klerck mailing list so that he will have more crapflood material to add to his PWP's!
Get a life!
... i agree it's pretty hard... but i don't like going to the store to buy it... because there are always dirty old men there... and I'm a hot young girl...
except that her tits are all floppy and off to the size.. bah. Big real tits suck.