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Apple Deals with Devil, Communists

Posted by pudge on from the hail-satan dept.

rschroeder writes "I keep thinking that this article can't be real, but it looks like it. Among the juicier bits: 'The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (Mac OS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an 'Open Source' license, which is just another name for Communism.'" Yes, of course. And I am still waiting for Jesux to be released.

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  1. The true path pops up at me by Lac · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Funny. I didn't know that the Path to God could be revealed through pop-ups. Aren't pop-ups evil?

  2. Shesss Slashdot by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I submitted this story this morning because it was a total riot... but I was rejected. And then what do I see later in the evening?... someone else got it through.

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    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  3. Re:Lickable? by dmaxwell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Do the schnozbuttons really taste like schnozbuttons?

  4. Re:From the article... by Rushuru · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Shouldn't your signature be more like this?

    fUffhfjfbfN or even fNfUffhfjfbfN?

    right now it reads "zardanicc"
    or may be I just can't pronouce your user name correctly ^_^

    fWff

    ffVf...f

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