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Text-Mining Your E-mail
Misha writes "There have been a number of weeks/months in anyone's life that called for a better organization of your Inbox. filtering and folders work, but it'd be nice to have an text-mining tool running in the background that categorized incoming messages by topic as they arrive. It's nice to see that besides NLP research, there are some great algorithmic advances being done, as seen in this paper. Perhaps even one of them Perl monkeys will quickly hack such a background tool." Note: it's a PostScript file.
zeroth post!
"next to first post"..
See? told you so.
Yes, soon someone will use such techniques to
generate a nice little background console app
to scan Slashdot to automatically fire out
First Posts and "Imagine a beowulf cluster of
these!" on the relevant topics. Truly the
best possible use of data mining. (:
you stupid faggot - you either work for Big Blue balls or you are a filthy consultant. Lotus notes licks the unwashed scrotum of a frenchman. The email portion of lotus is tacked-on piece of crap, the interface is about as usable as a woman is to jon katz.
I sincerely hope that their first act will be to impose sanctions on Israel, take the whole Israeli cabinet to court for war crimes, and install an interim non-apartheid government.
And if Israel does not cooperate, I suggest dismantling the state entirely, and shipping its population to Texas. It's a lot safer place to live anyway.
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Taco you gay fag fuck. I hate you. You are a butt pumping fucker. You anime loving fat fuck. Your stupid shitface phr3nd Jon Katz. You molest boys, taco. Did the pope call you on the phone? Fuck you katz, taco, and fat cowboy fatty. Hey fat cowboi, you are a fucking fatty mcgee. I laugh at your lard. I cant believe you fatness was allowed. you are all fuck faces and losers. FO&DLook at this nice bitch ready for getting her slit pumped.It is nice to know that fucking loser taco and his brigade of fucking lame shit banner ads couldn't by his ass property in a decent neighborhood. Hey, taco, you fuckface, I laugh at you. I have a better house, in a better neighborhood, I get better pussy, I have more schooling and I am most likely smarter. Sure, you rule an online community with a crushing fist of a dictator, but who thinks of Mao Tse Tung or Stalin in a positive light. I am glad notoriety doesn't buy a man a house, or the American dream. The best part of you, Malda, ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I am happy America is able to meter things out properly. To give those fucks who are losers what they deserve. A shitty neighborhood with crap weather, man I love California's weather. I used to live in Michigan, what a fucking dump. I am happy you can't spell, fucktardo Taco. I am happy you have to push banner ads like a bum on the street offers to sign my shoes, and I could just as well boot the fucking bum in the face as I could ignore him. I am happy your GF is a pig. I am glad you have an inane obsession with Anime the fucking shit that it is, and you are building a shitty Jubei for you fagot self in your fagot garage in your fagot house in your fagot neighborhood in your fagot life. I hope you get prostate cancer, commander brown star balloon knot.