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Klez, The Virus that Keeps on Giving

kylus writes "Wired is running a story about the continued escapades of the Klez virus, and the damage--both to finances and reputations--that it is leaving behind. Between emails from a dead friend and porno spam appearing to be sent from a priest, I think "Don't Believe the 'From' Line" is the correct lesson." God bless microsoft email viruses. I'm on a modem for a few weeks and downloading countless megs of mail viruses is extremely frusterating. Course I'm still getting sircams.

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  1. Virus writers and spammers by Vicegrip · · Score: 4, Funny

    May they spend the rest of eternity having to listen to Oral Roberts sermons

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  2. Just another reason... by Gizzmonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    to use a Mac.

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  3. This thing is nasty by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    A week or so I start getting all these emails from different mailbox administrators, etc. informing me that emails I was trying to send had invalid addresses.

    I'm looking at them and it shows my address in the from area and it was mostly spam for beastiality sites. My wife went ballistic.

    I got tons of them back as undeliverable. How many made it through? And now people think I was sending them spam for a porn site.

    They were coming back to my wife's WIN98 machine, so she called MS. The help desk chick tells her "Someone else has a virus and it is sending out emails w/your address" So my wife says "What do I do?" and they tell her to update her virus definitions. My wife said, "But you just told me that the virus is not on my computer, someone else has it. Is there nothing that I can do?" the girl says "Well download new virus definitions and check for service packs"

    The whole thing was rather humorous.

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  4. Re:that is what by damiam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I also use Outlook, and I have had no viruses. I suspect the reason is that neither of us has any friends.

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  5. Re:that is what by Surlyboi · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is what happens when you don't use protection

    Yes. Remember. when you have unsafe email with
    someone, you're having email with all the
    other people that person's had unsafe email with...

    or something like that.

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  6. Re:Save your bandwidth by elefantstn · · Score: 5, Funny
    Of course, I would ask why CmdrTaco didn't check the RFC...


    Because it doesn't work if you spell all the commands wrong.
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  7. Re:Pornographic attachments from priests? by weatherbee · · Score: 4, Funny
    Keep in mind the hundreds of priests now being wrongfully prosecuted due to a stererotype that is spreading like wildfire. Bear in mind how it is ruining their lives.

    OT I guess, but... a headline I saw recently:

    Priests Decry Witch Hunt

    All I could think was "What comes around..."

  8. Umm... by virg_mattes · · Score: 4, Funny

    > I'm afraid that the original poster is correct, the only place you'll find an adult site's reputation being seen as good is at their colocation (bling bling) and a pedophile convention.

    Why would pedophiles care about an adult site?

    Virg