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Viruses Enlisted as Nano-builders

Parsa writes "Nanotechnology is getting closer with genetically engineered viruses grabbing zinc sulfide and arranging themselves into highly organized structures. The story is here at MSNBC.com."

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  1. Just great. by jackal! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here I am unemployed, and they're giving high-tech jobs to viruses. Talk about a hit to the self-esteem.

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  2. links by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Angela Belch, Lead researcher (personal page)

    Main Research Page

    And yes, they have Movies, along with pretty pictures

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  3. Viral Viruses by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can they GPL their technique, so they have a viral viral product?

  4. Please come up with a snappy name by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you continue to refer to them as "viruses", people will never support this sort of thing.

    Its like the people who follow Bush on "cloning". Oh sure, some of them have legit religious opposition, but most blindly think that a "clone" is some sort of sci-fi copy of yourself, when in reality, a full grown human clone would be an identical twin, and a totally different person, except for genetic traits.

    People are going to see virus and thing "little organism that kills" and we will never even get started.

    I hate stupid people.

  5. Thanks by flynt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks for the link to msnbc.com in the writeup, I knew that site existed, but I had forgotten where it was over the last couple days. Much appreciated.

  6. Immoral and extremely uncorrect by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Funny

    This story disgusts me. It's wrong for Nike and Adidas to enslave living organisms in countries such as Africa and Bangkok but it's okay for American scientists to do it? Hell, Nike and Adidas even pay their living organisms 50 cents an hour.

    I say that we should negotiate labor rights with these creatures, let them have a 15 minutes 'osmosis break' every 4 hours, give them a good pay, and treat them with the respect they deserve!

  7. Cool! Will the make nanotubes? Oh wait... by MBCook · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the make nanotubes, what happens when they get loose?

    Doc: "Billy, you've got nanitis, you need to stay away from pregnant women and flash photography."
    Billy: "Flash photography? You're kidding right?"
    Doc: "You don't have to, but don't blame me if you explode."

    Maybe that idea some indian tribes used to have about it bad to get your picture taken was right. Hey! There's a reporter here at my house to put me in the paper for this insight. You need a photograph for the front page? OK, what harm could it do? Wait... Noooooooo.........

    *KABOOM*

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  8. Some suggestions for new names by MBCook · · Score: 3, Funny
    And just what do you want to call them? Here are some suggestions:

    • Happy Kill-Machines
    • Silly-Willy-Buildy-Killies
    • Homocidal Huggies
    • Fun Uberbuilders, Can Kill (or as I prefer, the acronym FUC...)
    • Maybe a better acronym, like LOVE (Little Organisms of Villianous Emotion)

    Yeah, that will change the image of viruses ;)

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  9. Re:Frightening...Yes, but if they attack bacteria? by texchanchan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they limited their attacks to bacteria, we could still be in serious trouble. The entire ecosystem depends on bacteria. Without bacteria there is no "dust to dust." On a more personal level, the "good" bacteria in your innards don't provide nutrients (that I know of, being an ignorant techie, not a scientist), but they do other things for you like keep their nasty cousins from eating you alive. We'd also be in trouble without the cyanobacteria ("blue-green algae").

  10. Strange pattern observed under ST Microscope... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Recently, a friend that works at a prestigious laboratory noted that they saw a very strange pattern of xenon atoms on top of a palladium plate. Assuming that it was a joke perpetrated by a coworker, it was never reported. While mostly illegible, he was able to make out several words.

    "We not slaves, ugly bags of mostly water."

    Both of us were perplexed, if it was a joke, we didn't get it.

    1. Re:Strange pattern observed under ST Microscope... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not sure if your serious or not, however, I remember where this comes from.
      "ugly bags of mostly water" was a description of humans by a microscopic yet intelligent lifeform found in one of the ST: TNG episodes. It seems someone is showing some objection to using whatever you're using for your own purposes, "enslaving" it.

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  11. Old-school nanomachines by AndyChrist · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't really see how this is fundamentally a novel concept...I mean viruses and bacteria have been operating on these scales forever, they've been manipulated for decades... It is interesting to hear that they're being used in a manner not dissimilar to earlier self-assembly techniques.

    The line about disassembly is interesting, though. If this is self-dissasembly and reassembly, wow, that makes for some interesting possibilities. Kind of like a ship-in-a-bottle, you could get devices into places with no route for the whole object...does your bladder need repair? Stick a catheter in, pump in whatever solution the nanotech-viruses need to operate, pump in the viruses, and let them build the surgical tools, then take them apart when they're done. Better than laproscopy (sp?), we could be talking about surgery through a syringe.

    I'm sure this could also be used for evil, as well...