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James Doohan Not In A Coma and Likely To Survive
ThreeHamsWillKillHim writes "Apparently, it's rumored that actor James Doohan, from Star Trek fame, is in a coma." The article notes that he's not likely to come out of it. James Doohan is 82 and is known best for his role as Engineer Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek. CD: Update, he's home undergoing rehab for his bout of pneunomia.
And I thought his weight would be the cause of death...
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Programming is like sex... Make one mistake and support it the rest of your life.
"He's dead, Jim."
or perhaps:
"Captan, I donna think she'll take much more!"
Good luck Scottie.
Finding God in a Dog
Oh, wait, I also have to say "Cap'n, my body canna take no more a' this!"
Now everyone else doesn't need to bother.
spock the jew, I hear he rapes palestinian babies in his Santa Cruz home
Where's your precious 23rd century technology *NOW*?!?! Hmm?!? Hmm?!?
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Two rights don't make a wrong, but three rights make a left. -Me
slashcode is a tightass,,, just let me post for christ sake,,, damn slashcode.
AAAA I hate slashcode...
If only the same could be said for Stephen King.
/. inside jokes on trolls get modded up?)
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...
Will you marry me? I'm a fat linux chick and I have not had sex since 1992 when I actually could see my "private parts", if you could find my private parts you could stick your penius in there and make me feel good, yes?
Mr. Cox,
... perhaps we could have agreat big gay orgy sometime? Well, "big" in terms of the number of participants, not your little wee wee.
Thank you for the work you've done for the Linux community. I wish to ask you a question - when I'm busy cumming all over your boyfriend's face, do you like to ram Malda up the butt or is it all oral? I often wonder what's going on in the other room
Thank you,
Citizen X
It's almost 8 months since the worst terrorist attack in recorded history, and you guys are worried about James Doohan and Robert Cringely? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of 3,000 dead people could give a good god damn about the advent of LAN parties, your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life".
The goatse guy for president. Win one for the gaper!
....Anybody wanna help me rape a penguin?
reality timed out @ 11:11
The large amount of interspecial sex on Star Trek has always scared me somewhat. And exactly how do you know when a sentient energy cloud has given consent?
Two cock in my pussy! It feel so good!
Or I'll beam your ass all the wayyyy hooomeee... home, home, hooomme...
Do soiled tampons count as red shits, 'cuz I think he's got plenty of them in his ass.
Just an observation first brought to my attention by Ralph Malda and his ultra-FMV-sexy.com wife. (what ever that means)(you cock suckers.)
Man: Here's one-
Cart-master: Nine bars of latinum.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your latinum....
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against Starfleet regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to the station in the Regulus Nebula, they lost nine today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know-- (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?
(they both look around)
Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!
(the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. The old man goes limp.)
Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much.
Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
Man: Right! All right....
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