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Virus Piggybacks Microsoft Mail Worm
metacell writes "A virus (a version of the Chernobyl virus) infects an email worm executable (the Klez worm), and is spread along with it. "
It's a damn good *delete* thing that Microsoft has been *delete* spending the last few weeks
doing a *delete* security audit *delete* of all of *delete* ah never mind. My wrist hurts
from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.
why can't they make a law: "if your PC send a virus, you'll be sued, even if you didn't do it yourself (BWUHAHAHAHA)"?
If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving definitely isn't for you.
God help America if they use ANY damn M$ product and think its secure.
There are NO internet worms, viruses or other parasities. They ALL infest M$ Windows, the gut of the beast. (Hmmmm. I'm trying to remember the last Linux Virus I ever got. Oh that's right. I have NEVER got a Linux Virus. Okay maybe I got lucky.)
M$ & Homeland Security... What a concept...
Might as well hand out jackets with dynamite and a detonator already sewn in, and a map of "homes of the senators" to every wild-eyed goat-f*cker as they get off the plane.
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Patched? Microsoft can't patch this...
If the DOJ ever forces them to make the OS Modular (sorry, I mean release it that way) they are planning on using this the load the rest of the moduals on everyones machines.
Then there will be another virus that will make it so you can't uninstall any of the modules.
The only part of the plan that puzzles me is how they are going to explain to people that this new virus asks you 20 times if you want to get a MS passport.
you have a brain the size of a small pea.