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An Anonymous Coward++ writes "This google thread announces the first C++ compiler that can actually handle the whole language (we'd been waiting for half a decade here). The company that did it is EDG. They're a tiny outfit, but they're apparently also behind the Intel compiler (both on Windows with Visual C++ extensions, and on Linux with GCC extensions). There are rumors they can compile the Linux kernel too."
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Chris Sologuk likes the way little boys feel!
Sweet :)
No it's not.
I'm running 2.4.18 compiled with GCC 3.0.4. How'd I do that?
WTF is up with that Intel P4 banner add? Now I know the good days are totally gone. I knew it wouldn't be long after you sold out to the man.
Why did you post?
Besides having nothing to say, you chose a sickening way to say it, the word 'sweet'.
I bet in your head you heard it as "shweet" too, but you didn't know how to spell it. That's even more sickening.
Yours Sincerely, Michael.
You've been around awhile, haven't you? People who aren't idiots can easily upgrade from their original +1 bonus to the more prestigious +2. You have obviously been unable to do this.
Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
Coffee Enema
by Alexandra Astakhov
Warning: The following piece is for
informational purposes only, and is not intended to be medical advice. Many medical authorities consider this a dangerous procedure, and it is not endorsed by INeedCoffee.com.
The use of coffee in enemas for detoxification purposes is well known. It is a common herbalogical remedy that has been suggested by holistic and alternative medicine professionals for many years.
Why it works
The effects of a coffee enema are different than a saline enema. The mostimportant difference between a saline enema and a coffee enema is the presence of caffeine in the coffee. Caffeine, theophylline and theobromine, combine to stimulate the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts. The effects of having a coffee enema are not the same as drinking coffee. The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.
Liver benefits
Additionally, coffee has a chemical makeup that is stimulative. The enzymes in coffee, known as palmitates, help the liver carry away the toxins in bile acid. The coffee is absorbed into the hemorrhoidal vein, then taken up to the liver by the portal vein. With the bile ducts dilated, bile carries toxins away to the gastro-intestinal tract. Simultaneously, peristaltic activity is encouraged because of the flooding of the lower colon. Thus, when the colon is evacuated, the toxins and bile are carried out of the body.
Supplies
You will need to buy a re-usable enema kit, available at most pharmacies. They are usually disposable (although they can be cleaned and reused for several months) and they are inexpensive.
Distilled water.
Organic coffee, any roasting level will do.
French Press pot.
Preparing the Coffee
Bring 8 cups of water to a boil. Grind eight heaping spoonfuls of organic coffee. Put it in a french press pot. Pour the water over the coffee grounds and let it steep then cool for one hour. After this amount of time, the liquid should be about body temperature. If you stick your finger in the water it should be lukewarm, but not hot. Press the coffee grounds to the bottom, then pour the coffee liquid into the enema bag.
Directions
Follow the directions that accompany the enema kit. Lie on your right side, inject and retain the coffee for 10-20 minutes. I recommend lightly massaging your abdomen from left to right (up the left side, and then left to right just below the navel). Additionally, I recommend changing positions while retaining the coffee. After a few minutes turn over onto your back, a few minutes later switch to your left side before evacuating your bowels.
Concerns
Many people are concerned that the body will become 'addicted' to the enema. This fear is unfounded. The bowels can continue to function on their own after enemas are discontinued.
Perhaps he's enough of a non-idiot to realize that not everything he says is worthy of being shouted, and occasionally checks the "No Bonus" box.
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Then again, if he has the +2 bonus, he should know that other people might just have it as well. That is, unless he really is an idiot. And I do occasionally check the "No Bonus" box. I don't know what you mean by shouted, because neither he nor I did it... unless of course you want to accuse yourself of the same thing.
Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
My karma is going to get killed for this, but that's okay, because as of this morning I had 50. How the hell was the parent rated Offtopic? It contained a quote from the article, and cited information given in the submission. The fact that the information was incorrectly cited (since I made an obvious and stupid mistake) should not by any means make it off-topic; rather, it should perhaps make it overrated, or, preferably, just ignored.
Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
Welcome to slashdot, where moderators with -1 offtopic rubber stamps run wild, 'tis a dangerous land for sure where triggerhappy moderators prey on those that dare stray from the path even by an inch.
So I'll use my +1 bonus on this just for the hell of it and watch as they get their panties in a bunch from the exitement of knowing that they may deal their fearsome moderation not once, not twice, but three whole times before this post draws it last breath and disappears into the unseen -1 land, let my demise serve as an example, fear the -1 offtopic modders!
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Just about 4 years ago, people like Patrick Naughton were telling me that I'm wasting my time with C++, and that Java would replace everything. (I heard that story before, 20 years earlier, with UCSD Pascal!).
Today, of course, C++ is the only choice for many real-world applications, and Patrick Naughton, Sun's Java Guru, is on the "Megan's Law" list as a convicted and admitted child raper
Now that's funny!
Use C++ because Java is for Child-Rapers
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Ask the Ya-Hoot Oracle Anything!
I'm serious. This is not a troll.
I've been growing my hair out for the past year. It's always been relatively short and now it goes past my ears, halfway to my chin. The problem is I have bad dandruff. I have to shampoo every other to three days or the dandruff gets really bad. The dandruff shampoos all leave my hair dry, frizzy and unmanagable. I like the way it feels, looks and styles when I haven't washed it for about week. The hair is a little thicker and doesn't have the waves in it it normally does. I need a way for it to be like that with out the dandruff problem.
Please help, I'm a guy and have no idea what to do. Links to good websites about this and general advice would be nice.
Four more things:
1) What the hell do I care? Hemos' UID is even lower than yours, do get up and shout "Heil Hemos" every morning? I didn't think so.
2) "Some large group of people really hates you." Actually, English is my first language, and I'm damn good at it. There is nothing wrong with that sentence, and it goes against your minimal intelligence that you were unable to fathom its simplicity. Try going through it a couple more times, someday you'll get it. Perhaps.
3) What comments? Hey, just be glad it isn't "Post-Columbine Spider-Man in a Globalist Techno Geek World" so turn off the lights 'cause it's night on the sun +3 for spamming? Hmm... maybe I can pick up some extra karma too: Increase your ejaculation 800% with Ejacu-spurt! All natural, all legal, all herbal! "the" event? Which event is that? You don't mention a specific event in the story. Imagine if Slashdot had something like 'editors' to correct stories before they were posted... damn... that'd almost be something worth paying for. Wil, do you sell pairs of used underwear, and if so, how much? You pedophiles disgust me. this fp brought to you buy the hardy boys... SuSe is gnome-only, and Mandrake can do KDE or Gnome or whatever. How the hell would those be rewarded with high moderation? I think you need to recheck your definition of "infinite." Or at least your definitions of "intelligent" and "informative." Your posts are none of these.
4) Congratulations, you have managed to bring in the ultimate buzzword: September 11th! Oh hot damn, isn't this great? The son of a bitch named beee who started this little argument here is now accusing the articulate defendant of "tearing apart" the proverbial "us." O you, as shocked and outraged as you may be, are the party guilty of flinging four pieces of shit in my direction.
Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.