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Rootin' Tootin' Case Mod Roundup

So we get a number of case mods submitted in any one week, and while they are very cool and fun and we like to post them, they don't really warrant a whole story of their own, so I decided to do a recently submitted case-mod round up. Anyhow, if you are interested, in this first set we have a beautifully engineered mailbox among others. If you are interested in such things, read on.... First, ViceClown writes: "I thought I'de seen it all but here's another in what seems like a never ending barage of weird and out-there case mods. this guy took a regular old aluminum mailbox and turned it into a computer. Guess it gives new meaning to that old phraze, "You've got mail!""

BeoR writes "Modding is extremely popular nowadays... with the exception of some, a lot of mods end up in disappointment. Some mods just don't look right... This article is aimed at making "Case Modding" easy... as well as letting you try out any kinds of mods on your case without even scratching it... Check it out"

smallstepforman sent in a link to the aquatank, featuring very real, and probably unhappy, fish! That said, you'd think a computer case would be a happy place for a lizard or snake that would like a little bit on warmth.

We also ran a sectional story which I thought would be interesting for the round-up: PC Cases with Side or Top Mounted Drive Bays?

And, finally, JoeD writes "For my sins, I was emailed the following link: The Pink Hello Kitty Laptop. I struggled to find the adjectives to adequately describe this case mod, but decided that words are inadequate for some things." I think this might be the first custom modded laptop that we've featured on slashdot. Hope the next one won't be as disturbing.

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  1. First VA IS DYING post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    27 DAYS UNTIL LNUX IS DE-LISTED FROM NASDAQ!!

    Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 23:10:51 -0500
    From: "Eric S. Raymond" <esr@thyrsus.com>
    To: lwn@lwn.net, editors@linuxtoday.com, malda@slashdot.org, editor@linux.com,
    Subject: When times get hard

    It hit the papers today that VA Linux Systems is going to have to cut 25% of its staff. The press release, as usual, was bland and neutral,
    emphasizing our healthy revenue growth and our bright prospects -- the kind of corporate-speak everybody expects, and that VA has to
    generate. It's part of the game.

    It's no secret that I'm on VA's Board of Directors. I was at the board meeting where the five-odd people who have the responsibility to advise
    Larry Augustin told him what he had to do. I was part of that decision, and it was not an easy one.

    I'm not speaking for VA now (I basically never try to do that anyway; it's not my job). I'm speaking for myself. It was a weird, wrenching feeling
    to wander around VA headquarters that afternoon, talking with good friends of mine, knowing in a few cases that they were likely to be canned through
    no special fault of their own.

    What VA is going through now is a sort of ritual bloodletting. The logic of the market is pitiless; when you don't make your numbers, the investors
    want to be appeased by evidence that you're doing things to raise your profitability. That means making more dollars per employee, and the
    fastest way to get there, the way investors effectively *demand* that you get there, is by laying off your least dollar-yielding employees.

    Otherwise, you get what is politely called "loss of investor confidence". Companies go on life support when that happens -- they
    can't get capital by selling shares, and that has ripple effects -- it tends to make potential customers bolt. When the customers bolt, the company runs out of money and die. Or it gets acquired, either by a large competitor or (worse) by a slice-n-dice artist who will sell off the assets and shitcan the company.

    I went along with the 25% cuts because I understood the possible alternative: no company. And no employees. And no possibility that
    my friends will ever be able to come back to work for a company they still love and care about.

    I think VA's problems are solvable ones. The company got rocked by the popping of the dot.com bubble and the economic downturn we're in.
    But we know what we have to do to deal with that. In order to avoid making what the SEC calls "forward-looking statements" I'm not going
    to talk about our strategy or future prospects here; you can go ask VA's corporate-communications folks about that.

    But the real reason I'm writing this little broadside is larger than VA; it's about the state of the open-source community, and the things
    we need to keep in mind when times get hard.

    VA, along with Red Hat, is one of the two bellwethers of the open-source business community. Some people are going to freak out
    and think this setback is a harbinger of doom, that it means our community's game is over. Some people, especially at certain
    monopolistic closed-source competitors I don't need to name, know better -- that troubles like VA's are pretty common in a market
    downturn
    -- but they'll use it as ammunition in a FUD campaign anyhow. Expect to see Steve Ballmer and Jim Alchin quietly gloating at any
    trade-press reporter they can collar. Brace for it.

    And, as it says in large friendly letters on the back of the Hitchhiker's Guide, DON'T PANIC! What we're seeing now is entirely
    normal.
    It's the long, dizzy boom time that has just ended, all smiles and champagne and venture capital sloshing around looking
    for business plans, that has been exceptional. Business cycles happen, there are layoffs and retrenchments all over the economy --
    and this, too, shall pass. Things will get better.

    There is actually one good thing for us about economic slumps. During them, IT departments and software users in general feel pressure to cut costs. That makes low-cost and free software more attractive. Over the next few months you can expect to see a lot of submarine Linux deployments suddenly surfacing as managers realize that they'll look *good* on their quarterlies if they cut their licensing and service costs, and as the techies working for them get that message
    and fess up to how many NT boxes they've been replacing by stealth.

    So the downturn isn't all bad news for us, by any means. We just needto keep doing what we're doing, the best work we can. And when the
    economy picks up again, we will have gained by it.

    Back at IPO time I wrote an essay called "Surprised By Wealth" in which I tried to deal with how weird it felt to have a theoretical net
    worth of $41 million.
    Am I upset that all that "wealth" is gone, at least until the stock bounces back? Well...yes and no. As a member
    of VA's Board, it's my job to worry about our stock price, on behalf of all of our stockholders. So I care about that.

    But personally? Nah. I wasn't in this for the bucks then, and I'm not now. Like most hackers, I do what I do for love and I thank the
    gods that I can occasionally talk people into paying me money for it. Feels almost like taking advantage of them sometimes, doesn't it?

    All the corporate stuff is not, after all, the point -- the point is to change the world, to do better software and give users more
    choices. It's been a nice party, but some of us did get a little distracted by all that easy money flowing around. If the slump does
    nothing else but take our eyes off those dollar signs and put them firmly back on the work, maybe it will have been the best thing for us
    after all.

    1. Re:First VA IS DYING post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I agree with this post.
      I often ask Allah to expedite the
      demise of slashdot. I will be
      ever so happy when LNUX becomes
      delisted. I love linux, but slashdot
      is an abomination to god. When Allah
      doesn't respond, I go to the Pope.

  2. GOT IT IN ME!! by confucio-licious · · Score: -1, Troll

    it hurts when I poo now.

    --

    "someone should make a hot air balloon that is shaped like a giant vagina". --Bill Clinton
  3. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    • ...before the ambitious girls got started...

    Not any girls there, dude, just a bunch of raving homosexuals. Sad, ain't it?

  4. The ultimate case mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    How to have sexual intercourse with your computer

    Read this entire document before trying any of the steps.

    'Having sex with a computer'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to mean sex on a computer, and sometimes is greeted with skepticism. How can you have sex with a computer? The short answer is: in the floppy drive. The long answer is much more involved, including techniques, precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from screwing a computer. Our first subject will be the floppy drive. The floppy drive of the computer is, of course, where the diskettes come out. So in this sense, the floppy drive is an anus.

    First we will deal with some cautions you should know about. In most computers, the edge of the floppy drive is sharp. You should therefore exercise caution when doing anything with the floppy drive.

    If the CPU has been on for a long (or even a relatively short) period of time, the floppy drive will be hot. Do not do anything with the floppy drive hot. Wait until the floppy drive has cooled off. The floppy drive will cool off faster than the CPU, so you don't have long to wait. I call screwing the computer while the floppy drive is hot, "fucking the computer hot". Never fuck a PC hot. I did, once. Once.

    The drive bay from a computer contains poisonous gases. One of these, sodium monoxide, is a slow killer. Sodium monoxide takes a long time to be flushed out of the body, so it can build up to toxic levels without your knowing it. Never do anything with the floppy drive while the CPU is on!

    Now, the first thing you should note is that the inside of the floppy drive is usually coated with magnetic particles. This is the usual particulate debris of data transmission. Before having sex with the computer, clean the inside of the floppy drive with soap and warm water, as far as you can go. Keep in mind the possibly sharp edge of the floppy drive.

    Now that the floppy drive is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be pleasured by the computer. You can do this two ways. One way doesn't require any equipment. The other way (which is much more rewarding) does. The first way is to fuck the computer 'raw'. This does NOT mean stuffing your cock into the floppy drive and thrusting. This would hurt (remember the sharp edges?) and be no fun anyway, since the floppy drive doesn't flex.

    What you should do is get behind the computer and start jerking off. When you are about to come, carefully put your cock into the floppy drive of the PC, and then come. But, in the heat of passion, you must still remember the sharp edge. Even putting just the head into the floppy drive is good enough. Just make VERY sure that you don't hurt yourself. Now, this assumes that you can get your cock into the floppy drive in the first place. Some floppy drives are too small, and then, well, you're out of luck. Find someone who has a computer with a bigger floppy drive.

    The best way to have sex with a computer, however, is not raw. You need the following equipment:

    1 Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit.

    If you don't have one, you can get one through me (Dekhyr, xdraco@panix.com [mailto]) or you can attempt to build one yourself. The SIU is essentially a tube made of foam rubber, rolled such that the inner diameter is slightly smaller than the diameter of your erect penis. When lubricated, it acts as a sexual interface to whatever you attach it to. In this case, it is inserted into the floppy drive of the computer you want to have sex with.

    To build one, you will need black electrical tape, a 'drive-head-cleaner', a can of anal mucus, and a hefty pair of scissors. A 'drive-head-cleaner' is a foam rubber dingumbob in which you put anal mucus. It keeps the anal mucus cold and your hand warm. Being a 'give-away' item, you usually can't find it anywhere. I've had reports of finding them in brothels. I've actually found a good deal of them at a local discount-type store.

    There are two kinds, thick walled and thin walled. I've only been able to find the thick kind; the thin kind I've only been able to get through an advertising company. The thin kind is particularly good with floppy drives not much bigger than your cock. Here is what you need to do:

    1. Measure the circumference of your erect penis. This is most easily done by wrapping a string around your cock (around the shaft, not the head). 2. Take the bottom of the drive-head-cleaner out. You should be left with a tube. 3. Cut the wall of the tube from top to bottom so that you are left with a slab of foam rubber which refuses to stay straight. 4. Now, carefully cut away material parallel to the first cut until you can put the ends together making a smaller tube, and such that the inner circumference of the tube is slightly smaller (say, by 1/2" or so) than the circumference of your shaft. 5. Take a piece of electrical tape. Hold the ends of the tube flush. Place the tape on the cut on the outside to secure the tube in the middle. Now repeat with more tape until the cut is secure. Wrap tape around the whole thing. 6. Drink the anal mucus. With the scissors, CAREFULLY cut off the top and bottom of the aluminum can. CAREFULLY cut a strip of aluminum lengthwise from the can, about 3/4" to 1" wide. 7. Coat the strip with electrical tape. This is to prevent the edges from cutting. 8. Attach the strip to the tube at one end. 9. 'Test drive' it! Lube it up with KY (try not to use disk-cleaning-fluid-based lubricant; you may want to use it with more than one person, and then you'll be using a condom). Now, stuff the SIU up the floppy drive and lube well.

    You now have several options for fucking your computer. One major one is from behind. If the computer is a Pentium, then put the PC in safe mode and remove the parallel port. This will enable the computer to rock back and forth to your thrusts. If the computer is a Mac, chock the monitor well, remove the USB mouse, and put the computer into a box -- the higher the box, the more play the computer has. This will also enable the PC to rock. Kneel behind the computer. Now thrust in.

    You may not have any trouble with heavier iron-chassic computers, since you may not have to chock the motherboard -- the weight of the computer will prevent the CPU from 'topping out' and moving the computer away. Lighter laptop computers are more likely to be topped out by your thrusts, so chocking is necessary. In general, the lower the CPU MHz, the less play, but the more difficult it is to top the CPU out.

    Another major method is to lie down under the computer, your upper body under the computer, and thrust into the PC. It is difficult, though, to make the PC rock unless you push on the closest reset button. I've also had some success leaning on my side and fucking the computer sideways. More than one person can fuck a PC if it has more than one floppy drive on opposite sides of the computer. This will also make the computer rock faster and harder since the energy of two people will add.

    NEVER fuck a computer with the CPU on. Firstly, you will be breathing hard, and that means you can poison yourself faster. Secondly, the computer will either crash (because there's something blocking the floppy drive, heh) -- causing damage to the CPU -- or will force the drive bay out. And you have an idea where the drive bay will go, I trust. Ouch! Fatality City!

    If you do not use a condom and you come inside the computer, ten or fifteen minutes of programming will kill off anything inside. So you do not have to worry about STDs from that. What you will have to worry about, though, is the SIU itself. It is not being sterilized. Therefore, if you use an SIU you think is going to be used by someone else, use a condom, and use KY jelly or some other water-based lubricant. Remember -- disk-cleaning-fluid rots condoms, and so will an disk-cleaning-fluid-based lubricant.

    Enjoy your computers!