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Rootin' Tootin' Case Mod Roundup

So we get a number of case mods submitted in any one week, and while they are very cool and fun and we like to post them, they don't really warrant a whole story of their own, so I decided to do a recently submitted case-mod round up. Anyhow, if you are interested, in this first set we have a beautifully engineered mailbox among others. If you are interested in such things, read on.... First, ViceClown writes: "I thought I'de seen it all but here's another in what seems like a never ending barage of weird and out-there case mods. this guy took a regular old aluminum mailbox and turned it into a computer. Guess it gives new meaning to that old phraze, "You've got mail!""

BeoR writes "Modding is extremely popular nowadays... with the exception of some, a lot of mods end up in disappointment. Some mods just don't look right... This article is aimed at making "Case Modding" easy... as well as letting you try out any kinds of mods on your case without even scratching it... Check it out"

smallstepforman sent in a link to the aquatank, featuring very real, and probably unhappy, fish! That said, you'd think a computer case would be a happy place for a lizard or snake that would like a little bit on warmth.

We also ran a sectional story which I thought would be interesting for the round-up: PC Cases with Side or Top Mounted Drive Bays?

And, finally, JoeD writes "For my sins, I was emailed the following link: The Pink Hello Kitty Laptop. I struggled to find the adjectives to adequately describe this case mod, but decided that words are inadequate for some things." I think this might be the first custom modded laptop that we've featured on slashdot. Hope the next one won't be as disturbing.

175 comments

  1. First VA IS DYING post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    27 DAYS UNTIL LNUX IS DE-LISTED FROM NASDAQ!!

    Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 23:10:51 -0500
    From: "Eric S. Raymond" <esr@thyrsus.com>
    To: lwn@lwn.net, editors@linuxtoday.com, malda@slashdot.org, editor@linux.com,
    Subject: When times get hard

    It hit the papers today that VA Linux Systems is going to have to cut 25% of its staff. The press release, as usual, was bland and neutral,
    emphasizing our healthy revenue growth and our bright prospects -- the kind of corporate-speak everybody expects, and that VA has to
    generate. It's part of the game.

    It's no secret that I'm on VA's Board of Directors. I was at the board meeting where the five-odd people who have the responsibility to advise
    Larry Augustin told him what he had to do. I was part of that decision, and it was not an easy one.

    I'm not speaking for VA now (I basically never try to do that anyway; it's not my job). I'm speaking for myself. It was a weird, wrenching feeling
    to wander around VA headquarters that afternoon, talking with good friends of mine, knowing in a few cases that they were likely to be canned through
    no special fault of their own.

    What VA is going through now is a sort of ritual bloodletting. The logic of the market is pitiless; when you don't make your numbers, the investors
    want to be appeased by evidence that you're doing things to raise your profitability. That means making more dollars per employee, and the
    fastest way to get there, the way investors effectively *demand* that you get there, is by laying off your least dollar-yielding employees.

    Otherwise, you get what is politely called "loss of investor confidence". Companies go on life support when that happens -- they
    can't get capital by selling shares, and that has ripple effects -- it tends to make potential customers bolt. When the customers bolt, the company runs out of money and die. Or it gets acquired, either by a large competitor or (worse) by a slice-n-dice artist who will sell off the assets and shitcan the company.

    I went along with the 25% cuts because I understood the possible alternative: no company. And no employees. And no possibility that
    my friends will ever be able to come back to work for a company they still love and care about.

    I think VA's problems are solvable ones. The company got rocked by the popping of the dot.com bubble and the economic downturn we're in.
    But we know what we have to do to deal with that. In order to avoid making what the SEC calls "forward-looking statements" I'm not going
    to talk about our strategy or future prospects here; you can go ask VA's corporate-communications folks about that.

    But the real reason I'm writing this little broadside is larger than VA; it's about the state of the open-source community, and the things
    we need to keep in mind when times get hard.

    VA, along with Red Hat, is one of the two bellwethers of the open-source business community. Some people are going to freak out
    and think this setback is a harbinger of doom, that it means our community's game is over. Some people, especially at certain
    monopolistic closed-source competitors I don't need to name, know better -- that troubles like VA's are pretty common in a market
    downturn
    -- but they'll use it as ammunition in a FUD campaign anyhow. Expect to see Steve Ballmer and Jim Alchin quietly gloating at any
    trade-press reporter they can collar. Brace for it.

    And, as it says in large friendly letters on the back of the Hitchhiker's Guide, DON'T PANIC! What we're seeing now is entirely
    normal.
    It's the long, dizzy boom time that has just ended, all smiles and champagne and venture capital sloshing around looking
    for business plans, that has been exceptional. Business cycles happen, there are layoffs and retrenchments all over the economy --
    and this, too, shall pass. Things will get better.

    There is actually one good thing for us about economic slumps. During them, IT departments and software users in general feel pressure to cut costs. That makes low-cost and free software more attractive. Over the next few months you can expect to see a lot of submarine Linux deployments suddenly surfacing as managers realize that they'll look *good* on their quarterlies if they cut their licensing and service costs, and as the techies working for them get that message
    and fess up to how many NT boxes they've been replacing by stealth.

    So the downturn isn't all bad news for us, by any means. We just needto keep doing what we're doing, the best work we can. And when the
    economy picks up again, we will have gained by it.

    Back at IPO time I wrote an essay called "Surprised By Wealth" in which I tried to deal with how weird it felt to have a theoretical net
    worth of $41 million.
    Am I upset that all that "wealth" is gone, at least until the stock bounces back? Well...yes and no. As a member
    of VA's Board, it's my job to worry about our stock price, on behalf of all of our stockholders. So I care about that.

    But personally? Nah. I wasn't in this for the bucks then, and I'm not now. Like most hackers, I do what I do for love and I thank the
    gods that I can occasionally talk people into paying me money for it. Feels almost like taking advantage of them sometimes, doesn't it?

    All the corporate stuff is not, after all, the point -- the point is to change the world, to do better software and give users more
    choices. It's been a nice party, but some of us did get a little distracted by all that easy money flowing around. If the slump does
    nothing else but take our eyes off those dollar signs and put them firmly back on the work, maybe it will have been the best thing for us
    after all.

    1. Re:First VA IS DYING post! by 12StepTroll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hi, my name is 12 Step Troll and I am an alcoholic.

    2. Re:First VA IS DYING post! by mangu · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Answer YES or NO to the following questions.

      1 - Have you ever decided to stop being a coward for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

      Most of us in A.C. made all kinds of promises to ourselves and to our families. We could not keep them. Then we came to A.C. A.C. said: "Just try not to be a coward today."

      2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your cowardice-- stop telling you what to do?

      In A.C. we do not tell anyone to do anything. We just talk about our own cowardice, the trouble we got into, and how we stopped. We will be glad to help you, if you want us to.

      3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of cowardice to another in the hope that this would keep you from being a coward?

      We tried all kinds of ways. We made our cowardice weak. Or only went coward on weekends. You name it, we tried it. But if we did anything with cowardice in it, we usually became cowards eventually.

      4 - Have you had to be a coward upon awakening during the past year?

      Do you need to be a coward, or to stop shaking? This is a pretty sure sign that you are not being a coward "socially."

      5 - Do you envy people who can be a coward without getting into trouble?

      At one time or another, most of us have wondered why we were not like most people, who really can take it or leave it.

      6 - Have you had problems connected with cowardice during the past year?

      Be honest! Doctors say that if you have a problem with cowardice and keep on being a coward, it will get worse -- never better. Eventually, you will die, or end up in an institution for the rest of your life. The only hope is to stop being a coward.

      7 - Has your cowardice caused trouble at home?

      Before we came into A.C., most of us said that it was the people or problems at home that made us cowards. We could not see that our cowardice just made everything worse. It never solved problems anywhere or anytime.

      8 - Do you ever try to get "extra" cowardice at a party because you do not get enough?

      Most of us used to have a "few" before we started out if we thought it was going to be that kind of party. And if cowardice was not served fast enough, we would go some place else to get more.

      9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop being a coward any time you want to, even though you keep being a coward when you don't mean to?

      Many of us kidded ourselves into thinking that we were cowards because we wanted to. After we came into A.C., we found out that once we started to be cowards, we couldn't stop.

      10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of cowardice?

      Many of us admit now that we "called in sick" lots of times when the truth was that we were cowards.

      11 - Do you have "blackouts"?

      A "blackout" is when we have been cowards hours or days which we cannot remember. When we came to A.C., we found out that this is a pretty sure sign of cowardice.

      12 - Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you weren't a coward?

      Many of us started to be cowards because cowardice made life seem better, at least for a while. By the time we got into A.C., we felt trapped. We were cowards to live and living to be cowards. We were sick and tired of being sick and tired.

      What's your score?

      Did you answer YES four or more times? If so, you are probably in trouble with cowardice. Why do we say this? Because thousands of people in A.C. have said so for many years. They found out the truth about themselves - the hard way.

      But again, only you can decide whether you think A.C. is for you. Try to keep an open mind on the subject. If the answer is YES, we will be glad to show you how we stopped being cowards ourselves. Just call.

      A.C. does not promise to solve your life's problems. But we can show you how we are learning to live without cowardice "one day at a time." We stay away from that "first cowardice." If there is no first one, there cannot be a tenth one. And when we got rid of cowardice, we found that life became much more manageable.

      ANONYMOUS COWARDS® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from cowardice.

      * The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop being a coward. There are no dues or fees for A.C. membership; we are self-supporting through our own contributions.

      * A.C. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, organization or institution; does not wish to engage in any controversy; neither endorses nor opposes any causes.

      * Our primary purpose is to stay sober and help other cowards to achieve sobriety.

      Copyright © by The A.C. Grapevine, Inc.; reprinted with permission

    3. Re:First VA IS DYING post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I agree with this post.
      I often ask Allah to expedite the
      demise of slashdot. I will be
      ever so happy when LNUX becomes
      delisted. I love linux, but slashdot
      is an abomination to god. When Allah
      doesn't respond, I go to the Pope.

    4. Re:First VA IS DYING post! by foodb4nk · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      HI my name is Ryan im a 12 step non-complete alcoholic too.

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      *huh* Sig? WTF?
  2. woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Murks Blot.

  3. I can't get all the components :-( by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The aqua tank seems to be just out of reach. Those last two components are not widely available in this area for a reasonable price. :-(

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    I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
  4. Laptop mod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First laptop mod? Not by a long shot, and it's a Mac to boot.

    1. Re:Laptop mod? by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 1

      applefritter has a great collection of Mac mods.

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      pants ahoy
    2. Re:Laptop mod? by chrisd · · Score: 2
      I meant the first we've linked too, but that might be wrong too.

      Chris

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      Open Source Program Manager, Google, Inc.
    3. Re:Laptop mod? by zootread · · Score: 0
      He said the first slashdot linked to.

      • Mod Parent Up by CmdrTaco (Score: 2) 02:41 PM June 1st, 2002
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      Zoot!
    4. Re:Laptop mod? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      i know that this is offtopic so mods back off... anyway its too bad i read in nested veiw so your silly bullet/link witht the format of a reply does not phase me mwah mwah mwah

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    5. Re:Laptop mod? by SavingPrivateNawak · · Score: 1

      I find his sig quite excellent!

  5. I'm not interested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are interested in such things, read on...

    what should I do?

  6. Rootin' Tootin' by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya'all get a hankerin for some Denny's eatins after readin that? heh

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    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Rootin' Tootin' by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 1

      I think the Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity is an IHOP product.

      Close enough.

      I've had plenty of hankerings in my time, but I've never had a hankerin' for Denny's food.

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      pants ahoy
    2. Re:Rootin' Tootin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a Denny's product.

    3. Re:Rootin' Tootin' by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 1
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      pants ahoy
    4. Re:Rootin' Tootin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. ass ass i nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ackground ( from CNN )

    The following document is an instructional guide on assassination found among
    the CIA's training files for "Operation PB Success" -- the agency's covert 1954
    operation that overthrew the democratically elected government of Jacobo Arbenz
    in Guatemala in June 1954. The CIA released it to the public on May 23, 1997, in
    response to a Freedom of Information Act request.

    Assassination was indeed a part of the CIA's plans in Guatemala. According to an
    internal CIA history, the agency drafted lists of Guatemalans "to eliminate
    immediately in event of [a] successful anti-communist coup." Planning for
    assassination included budgeting, training programs, creation of hit teams,
    drafting of target lists of persons, and transfer of armaments. The CIA history
    states that "until the day that Arbenz resigned in June 1954 the option of
    assassination was still being considered."

    According to the official history, the assassination plans were never
    implemented. But names of the targeted individuals were deleted when the
    documents were made public, making it impossible to verify that none of them
    were killed during or in the aftermath of the coup.

    In the 1970s, revelations about CIA assassination plots led to strict
    prohibitions against U.S.-sponsored assassinations.

    A STUDY OF ASSASSINATION

    DEFINITION

    Assassination is a term thought to be derived from "Hashish", a drug similar to
    marijuana, said to have been used by Hasan-Dan-Sabah to induce motivation in his
    followers, who were assigned to carry out political and other murders, usually
    at the cost of their lives.

    It is here used to describe the planned killing of a person who is not under the
    legal jurisdiction of the killer, who is not physically in the hands of the
    killer, who has been selected by a resistance organization for death, and who
    has been selected by a resistance organization for death, and whose death
    provides positive advantages to that organization.

    EMPLOYMENT

    Assassination is an extreme measure not normally used in clandestine operations.
    It should be assumed that it will never be ordered or authorized by any U.S.
    Headquarters, though the latter may in rare instances agree to its execution by
    members of an associated foreign service. This reticence is partly due to the
    necessity for committing communications to paper. No assassination instructions
    should ever be written or recorded. Consequently, the decision to employ this
    technique must nearly always be reached in the field, at the area where the act
    will take place. Decision and instructions should be confined to an absolute
    minimum of persons. Ideally, only one person will be involved. No report may be
    made, but usually the act will be properly covered by normal news services,
    whose output is available to all concerned.

    JUSTIFICATION

    Murder is not morally justifiable. Self-defense may be argued if the victim has
    knowledge which may destroy the resistance organization if divulged.
    Assassination of persons responsible for atrocities or reprisals may be regarded
    as just punishment. Killing a political leader whose burgeoning career is a
    clear and present danger to the cause of freedom may be held necessary.

    But assassination can seldom be employed with a clear conscience. Persons who
    are morally squeamish should not attempt it.

    CLASSIFICATIONS

    The techniques employed will vary according to whether the subject is unaware of
    his danger, aware but unguarded, or guarded. They will also be affected by
    whether or not the assassin is to be killed with the subject hereafter,
    assassinations in which the subject is unaware will be termed "simple"; those
    where the subject is aware but unguarded will be termed "chase"; those where the
    victim is guarded will be termed "guarded."

    If the assassin is to die with the subject, the act will be called "lost." If
    the assassin is to escape, the adjective will be "safe." It should be noted that
    no compromises should exist here. The assassin must not fall alive into enemy
    hands.

    A further type division is caused by the need to conceal the fact that the
    subject was actually the victim of assassination, rather than an accident or
    natural causes. If such concealment is desirable the operation will be called
    "secret"; if concealment is immaterial, the act will be called "open"; while if
    the assassination requires publicity to be effective it will be termed
    "terroristic."

    Following these definitions, the assassination of Julius Caesar was safe,
    simple, and terroristic, while that of Huey Long was lost, guarded and open.
    Obviously, successful secret assassinations are not recorded as assassination at
    all. [illegible] of Thailand and Augustus Caesar may have been the victims of
    safe, guarded and secret assassination. Chase assassinations usually involve
    clandestine agents or members of criminal organizations.

    THE ASSASSIN

    In safe assassinations, the assassin needs the usual qualities of a clandestine
    agent. He should be determined, courageous, intelligent, resourceful, and
    physically active. If special equipment is to be used, such as firearms or
    drugs, it is clear that he must have outstanding skill with such equipment.

    Except in terroristic assassinations, it is desirable that the assassin be
    transient in the area. He should have an absolute minimum of contact with the
    rest of the organization and his instructions should be given orally by one
    person only. His safe evacuation after the act is absolutely essential, but here
    again contact should be as limited as possible. It is preferable that the person
    issuing instructions also conduct any withdrawal or covering action which may be
    necessary.

    In lost assassination, the assassin must be a fanatic of some sort. Politics,
    religion, and revenge are about the only feasible motives. Since a fanatic is
    unstable psychologically, he must be handled with extreme care. He must not know
    the identities of the other members of the organization, for although it is
    intended that he die in the act, something may go wrong. While the assassin of
    Trotsky has never revealed any significant information, it was unsound to depend
    on this when the act was planned.

    PLANNING

    When the decision to assassinate has been reached, the tactics of the operation
    must be planned, based upon an estimate of the situation similar to that used in
    military operations. The preliminary estimate will reveal gaps in information
    and possibly indicate a need for special equipment which must be procured or
    constructed. When all necessary data has been collected, an effective tactical
    plan can be prepared. All planning must be mental; no papers should ever contain
    evidence of the operation.

    In resistance situations, assassination may be used as a counter-reprisal. Since
    this requires advertising to be effective, the resistance organization must be
    in a position to warn high officials publicly that their lives will be the price
    of reprisal action against innocent people. Such a threat is of no value unless
    it can be carried out, so it may be necessary to plan the assassination of
    various responsible officers of the oppressive regime and hold such plans in
    readiness to be used only if provoked by excessive brutality. Such plans must be
    modified frequently to meet changes in the tactical situation.

    TECHNIQUES

    The essential point of assassination is the death of the subject. A human being
    may be killed in many ways but sureness is often overlooked by those who may be
    emotionally unstrung by the seriousness of this act they intend to commit. The
    specific technique employed will depend upon a large number of variables, but
    should be constant in one point: Death must be absolutely certain. The attempt
    on Hitler's life failed because the conspiracy did not give this matter proper
    attention.

    Techniques may be considered as follows:

    1. Manual.

    It is possible to kill a man with the bare hands, but very few are skillful
    enough to do it well. Even a highly trained Judo expert will hesitate to risk
    killing by hand unless he has absolutely no alternative. However, the simplest
    local tools are often much the most efficient means of assassination. A hammer,
    axe, wrench, screw driver, fire poker, kitchen knife, lamp stand, or anything
    hard, heavy and handy will suffice. A length of rope or wire or a belt will do
    if the assassin is strong and agile. All such improvised weapons have the
    important advantage of availability and apparent innocence. The obviously lethal
    machine gun failed to kill Trotsky where an item of sporting goods succeeded.

    In all safe cases where the assassin may be subject to search, either before or
    after the act, specialized weapons should not be used. Even in the lost case,
    the assassin may accidentally be searched before the act and should not carry an
    incriminating device if any sort of lethal weapon can be improvised at or near
    the site. If the assassin normally carries weapons because of the nature of his
    job, it may still be desirable to improvise and implement at the scene to avoid
    disclosure of his identity.

    2. Accidents.

    For secret assassination, either simple or chase, the contrived accident is the
    most effective technique. When successfully executed, it causes little
    excitement and is only casually investigated.

    The most efficient accident, in simple assassination, is a fall of 75 feet or
    more onto a hard surface. Elevator shafts, stair wells, unscreened windows and
    bridges will serve. Bridge falls into water are not reliable. In simple cases a
    private meeting with the subject may be arranged at a properly-cased location.
    The act may be executed by sudden, vigorous [excised] of the ankles, tipping the
    subject over the edge. If the assassin immediately sets up an outcry, playing
    the "horrified witness", no alibi or surreptitious withdrawal is necessary. In
    chase cases it will usually be necessary to stun or drug the subject before
    dropping him. Care is required to insure that no wound or condition not
    attributable to the fall is discernible after death.

    Falls into the sea or swiftly flowing rivers may suffice if the subject cannot
    swim. It will be more reliable if the assassin can arrange to attempt rescue, as
    he can thus be sure of the subject's death and at the same time establish a
    workable alibi.

    If the subject's personal habits make it feasible, alcohol may be used [2 words
    excised] to prepare him for a contrived accident of any kind.

    Falls before trains or subway cars are usually effective, but require exact
    timing and can seldom be free from unexpected observation.

    Automobile accidents are a less satisfactory means of assassination. If the
    subject is deliberately run down, very exact timing is necessary and
    investigation is likely to be thorough. If the subject's car is tampered with,
    reliability is very low. The subject may be stunned or drugged and then placed
    in the car, but this is only reliable when the car can be run off a high cliff
    or into deep water without observation.

    Arson can cause accidental death if the subject is drugged and left in a burning
    building. Reliability is not satisfactory unless the building is isolated and
    highly combustible.

    3. Drugs.

    In all types of assassination except terroristic, drugs can be very effective.
    If the assassin is trained as a doctor or nurse and the subject is under medical
    care, this is an easy and rare method. An overdose of morphine administered as a
    sedative will cause death without disturbance and is difficult to detect. The
    size of the dose will depend upon whether the subject has been using narcotics
    regularly. If not, two grains will suffice.

    If the subject drinks heavily, morphine or a similar narcotic can be injected at
    the passing out stage, and the cause of death will often be held to be acute
    alcoholism.

    Specific poisons, such as arsenic or strychine, are effective but their
    possession or procurement is incriminating, and accurate dosage is
    problematical. Poison was used unsuccessfully in the assassination of Rasputin
    and Kolohan, though the latter case is more accurately described as a murder.

    4. Edge Weapons

    Any locally obtained edge device may be successfully employed. A certain minimum
    of anatomical knowledge is needed for reliability.

    Puncture wounds of the body cavity may not be reliable unless the heart is
    reached. The heart is protected by the rib cage and is not always easy to
    locate.

    Abdominal wounds were once nearly always mortal, but modern medical treatment
    has made this no longer true.

    Absolute reliability is obtained by severing the spinal cord in the cervical
    region. This can be done with the point of a knife or a light blow of an axe or
    hatchet.

    Another reliable method is the severing of both jugular and carotid blood
    vessels on both sides of the windpipe.

    If the subject has been rendered unconscious by other wounds or drugs, either of
    the above methods can be used to insure death.

    5. Blunt Weapons

    As with edge weapons, blunt weapons require some anatomical knowledge for
    effective use. Their main advantage is their universal availability. A hammer
    may be picked up almost anywhere in the world. Baseball and [illegible] bats are
    very widely distributed. Even a rock or a heavy stick will do, and nothing
    resembling a weapon need be procured, carried or subsequently disposed of.

    Blows should be directed to the temple, the area just below and behind the ear,
    and the lower, rear portion of the skull. Of course, if the blow is very heavy,
    any portion of the upper skull will do. The lower frontal portion of the head,
    from the eyes to the throat, can withstand enormous blows without fatal
    consequences.

    6. Firearms

    Firearms are often used in assassination, often very ineffectively. The assassin
    usually has insufficient technical knowledge of the limitations of weapons, and
    expects more range, accuracy and killing power than can be provided with
    reliability. Since certainty of death is the major requirement, firearms should
    be used which can provide destructive power at least 100% in excess of that
    thought to be necessary, and ranges should be half that considered practical for
    the weapon.

    Firearms have other drawbacks. Their possession is often incriminating. They may
    be difficult to obtain. They require a degree of experience from the user. They
    are [illegible]. Their lethality is consistently over-rated.

    However, there are many cases in which firearms are probably more efficient than
    any other means. These cases usually involve distance between the assassin and
    the subject, or comparative physical weakness of the assassin, as with a woman.

    (a) The precision rifle. In guarded assassination, a good hunting or target
    rifle should always be considered as a possibility. Absolute reliability can
    nearly always be achieved at a distance of one hundred yards. In ideal
    circumstances, the range may be extended to 250 yards. The rifle should be a
    well made bolt or falling block action type, handling a powerful long-range
    cartridge. The .300 F.A.B. Magnum is probably the best cartridge readily
    available. Other excellent calibers are .375 M.[illegible]. Magnum, .270
    Winchester, .30 - 106 p.s., 8 x 60 MM Magnum, 9.3 x 62 kk and others of this
    type. These are preferable to ordinary military calibers, since ammunition
    available for them is usually of the expanding bullet type, whereas most
    ammunition for military rifles is full jacketed and hence not sufficiently
    lethal. Military ammunition should not be altered by filing or drilling bullets,
    as this will adversely affect accuracy.

    The rifle may be of the "bull gun" variety, with extra heavy barrel and set
    triggers, but in any case should be capable of maximum precision. Ideally, the
    weapon should be able to group in one inch at one hundred yards, but 2 1/2"
    groups are adequate. The sight should be telescopic, not only for accuracy, but
    because such a sight is much better in dim light or near darkness. As long as
    the bare outline of the target is discernable, a telescope sight will work, even
    if the rifle and shooter are in total darkness.

    An expanding, hunting bullet of such calibers as described above will produce
    extravagant laceration and shock at short or mid-range. If a man is struck just
    once in the body cavity, his death is almost entirely certain.

    Public figures or guarded officials may be killed with great reliability and
    some safety if a firing point can be established prior to an official occasion.
    The propaganda value of this system may be very high.

    (b) The machine gun.

    Machine guns may be used in most cases where the precision rifle is applicable.
    Usually, this will require the subversion of a unit of an official guard at a
    ceremony, though a skillful and determined team might conceivably dispose of a
    loyal gun crew without commotion and take over the gun at the critical time.

    The area fire capacity of the machine gun should not be used to search out a
    concealed subject. This was tried with predictable lack of success on Trotsky.
    The automatic feature of the machine gun should rather be used to increase
    reliability by placing a 5 second burst on the subject. Even with full jacket
    ammunition, this will be absolute lethal is the burst pattern is no larger than
    a man. This can be accomplished at about 150 yards. In ideal circumstances, a
    properly padded and targeted machine gun can do it at 850 yards. The major
    difficulty is placing the first burst exactly on the target, as most machine
    gunners are trained to spot their fire on target by observation of strike. This
    will not do in assassination as the subject will not wait.

    (c) The Submachine Gun.

    This weapon, known as the "machine-pistol" by the Russians and Germans and
    "machine-carbine" by the British, is occasionally useful in assassination.
    Unlike the rifle and machine gun, this is a short range weapon and since it
    fires pistol ammunition, much less powerful. To be reliable, it should deliver
    at least 5 rounds into the subject's chest, though the .45 caliber U.S. weapons
    have a much larger margin of killing efficiency than the 9 mm European arms.

    The assassination range of the sub-machine gun is point blank. While accurate
    single rounds can be delivered by sub-machine gunners at 50 yards or more, this
    is not certain enough for assassination. Under ordinary circumstances, the 5MG
    should be used as a fully automatic weapon. In the hands of a capable gunner, a
    high cyclic rate is a distinct advantage, as speed of execution is most
    desirable, particularly in the case of multiple subjects.

    The sub-machine gun is especially adapted to indoor work when more than one
    subject is to be assassinated. An effective technique has been devised for the
    use of a pair of sub-machine gunners, by which a room containing as many as a
    dozen subjects can be "purifico" in about twenty seconds with little or no risk
    to the gunners. It is illustrated below.

    While the U.S. sub-machine guns fire the most lethal cartridges, the higher
    cyclic rate of some foreign weapons enable the gunner to cover a target quicker
    with acceptable pattern density. The Bergmann Model 1934 is particularly good in
    this way. The Danish Madman? SMG has a moderately good cyclic rate and is
    admirably compact and concealable. The Russian SHG's have a good cyclic rate,
    but are handicapped by a small, light protective which requires more kits for
    equivalent killing effect.

    (d) The Shotgun.

    A large bore shotgun is a most effective killing instrument as long as the range
    is kept under ten yards. It should normally be used only on single targets as it
    cannot sustain fire successfully. The barrel may be "sawed" off for convenience,
    but this is not a significant factor in its killing performance. Its optimum
    range is just out of reach of the subject. 00 buckshot is considered the best
    shot size for a twelve gage gun, but anything from single balls to bird shot
    will do if the range is right. The assassin should aim for the solar plexus as
    the shot pattern is small at close range and can easily miss the head.

    (e) The Pistol.

    While the handgun is quite inefficient as a weapon of assassination, it is often
    used, partly because it is readily available and can be concealed on the person,
    and partly because its limitations are not widely appreciated. While many well
    known assassinations have been carried out with pistols (Lincoln, Harding,
    Ghandi), such attempts fail as often as they succeed, (Truman, Roosevelt,
    Churchill).

    If a pistol is used, it should be as powerful as possible and fired from just
    beyond reach. The pistol and the shotgun are used in similar tactical
    situations, except that the shotgun is much more lethal and the pistol is much
    more easily concealed.

    In the hands of an expert, a powerful pistol is quite deadly, but such experts
    are rare and not usually available for assassination missions.

    .45 Colt, .44 Special, .455 Kly, .45 A.S.[illegible] (U.S. Service) and .357
    Magnum are all efficient calibers. Less powerful rounds can suffice but are less
    reliable. Sub-power cartridges such as the .32s and .25s should be avoided.

    In all cases, the subject should be hit solidly at least three times for
    complete reliability.

    (f) Silent Firearms

    The sound of the explosion of the proponent in a firearm can be effectively
    silenced by appropriate attachments. However, the sound of the projective
    passing through the air cannot, since this sound is generated outside the
    weapon. In cases where the velocity of the bullet greatly exceeds that of sound,
    the noise so generated is much louder than that of the explosion. Since all
    powerful rifles have muzzle velocities of over 2000 feet per second, they cannot
    be silenced.

    Pistol bullets, on the other hand, usually travel slower than sound and the
    sound of their flight is negligible. Therefore, pistols, submachine guns and any
    sort of improvised carbine or rifle which will take a low velocity cartridge can
    be silenced. The user should not forget that the sound of the operation of a
    repeating action is considerable, and that the sound of bullet strike,
    particularly in bone is quite loud.

    Silent firearms are only occasionally useful to the assassin, though they have
    been widely publicized in this connection. Because permissible velocity is low,
    effective precision range is held to about 100 yards with rifle or carbine type
    weapons, while with pistols, silent or otherwise, are most efficient just beyond
    arms length. The silent feature attempts to provide a degree of safety to the
    assassin, but mere possession of a silent firearm is likely to create enough
    hazard to counter the advantage of its silence. The silent pistol combines the
    disadvantages of any pistol with the added one of its obviously clandestine
    purpose.

    A telescopically sighted, closed-action carbine shooting a low velocity bullet
    of great weight, and built for accuracy, could be very useful to an assassin in
    certain situations. At the time of writing, no such weapon is known to exist.

    7. Explosives.

    Bombs and demolition charges of various sorts have been used frequently in
    assassination. Such devices, in terroristic and open assassination, can provide
    safety and overcome guard barriers, but it is curious that bombs have often been
    the implement of lost assassinations.

    The major factor which affects reliability is the use of explosives for
    assassination. The charge must be very large and the detonation must be
    controlled exactly as to time by the assassin who can observe the subject. A
    small or moderate explosive charge is highly unreliable as a cause of death, and
    time delay or booby-trap devices are extremely prone to kill the wrong man. In
    addition to the moral aspects of indiscriminate killing, the death of casual
    bystanders can often produce public reactions unfavorable to the cause for which
    the assassination is carried out.

    Bombs or grenades should never be thrown at a subject. While this will always
    cause a commotion and may even result in the subject's death, it is sloppy,
    unreliable, and bad propaganda. The charge must be too small and the assassin is
    never sure of: (1) reaching his attack position, (2) placing the charge close
    enough to the target and (3) firing the charge at the right time.

    Placing the charge surreptitiously in advance permits a charge of proper size to
    be employed, but requires accurate prediction of the subject's movements.

    Ten pounds of high explosive should normally be regarded as a minimum, and this
    is explosive of fragmentation material. The latter can consist of any hard,
    [illegible] material as long as the fragments are large enough. Metal or rock
    fragments should be walnut-size rather than pen-size. If solid plates are used,
    to be ruptured by the explosion, cast iron, 1" thick, gives excellent
    fragmentation. Military or commercial high explosives are practical for use in
    assassination. Homemade or improvised explosives should be avoided. While
    possibly powerful, they tend to be dangerous and unreliable. Anti-personnel
    explosive missiles are excellent, provided the assassin has sufficient technical
    knowledge to fuse them properly. 81 or 82 mm mortar shells, or the 120 mm mortar
    shell, are particularly good. Anti-personnel shells for 85, 88, 90, 100 and 105
    mm guns and howitzers are both large enough to be completely reliable and small
    enough to be carried by one man.

    The charge should be so placed that the subject is not ever six feet from it at
    the moment of detonation.

    A large, shaped charge with the [illegible] filled with iron fragments (such as
    1" nuts and bolts) will fire a highly lethal shotgun-type [illegible] to 50
    yards. This reaction has not been thoroughly tested, however, and an exact
    replica of the proposed device should be fired in advance to determine exact
    range, pattern-size, and penetration of fragments. Fragments should penetrate at
    least 1" of seasoned pine or equivalent for minimum reliability.

    Any firing device may be used which permits exact control by the assassin. An
    ordinary commercial or military explorer is efficient, as long as it is rigged
    for instantaneous action with no time fuse in the system.

    The wise [illegible] electric target can serve as the triggering device and
    provide exact timing from as far away as the assassin can reliably hit the
    target. This will avid the disadvantages of stringing wire between the proposed
    positions of the assassin and the subject, and also permit the assassin to fire
    the charge from a variety of possible positions.

    The radio switch can be used to fire a charge, though its reliability is
    somewhat lower and its procurement may not be easy.

    EXAMPLES

    ([illegible] may be presented brief outlines, with critical evaluations of the
    following assassinations and attempts:

    Marat
    Hedrich
    Lincoln
    Hitler
    Harding
    Roosev elt
    Grand Duke Sergei
    Truman
    Pirhivie
    Mussolini
    Archduke Francis Ferdinand
    Benes
    Rasputin
    Aung Sang
    Madero
    [illegible]
    Kirov
    Abdullah
    Huey Long
    Ghandi
    Alexander of Yugoslavia
    Trotsky

    CONFERENCE ROOM TECHNIQUE

    (diagrams removed for lame filter)

  9. And if you get bored... by El_Nofx · · Score: 3, Funny

    while looking at AguaTank, here is some complimentary porn to keep your attention!

    --
    It's not the OS it's the user that sucks. If it's user friendly, you get stupider people. - clinko
    1. Re:And if you get bored... by TrollBurger · · Score: -1

      It's "people who are more stupid" not "stupider". Fuckhead. What do you use windoze or something? I think you're the one who is more stupid. (note my uberleet spelling of windoze - indicating that I think winblows (haha) is schtoopid. fuck off

    2. Re:And if you get bored... by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      It's "people who are more stupid" not "stupider". Fuckhead

      Wow, nice job screwing up, fucktard. Maybe you should look up words that do exists.

      stupider

      --
      I really hate Dan Patrick.
  10. Introduction by 12StepTroll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hi, my name is 12StepTroll, and I am an alcoholic. What do I have to say tonight? Well, I think that what I mainly come here to do is admit that I have a problem. I don't think I am ready to talk about it yet. Maybe I'll just listen tonight and tell you a bit about myself next time.

    1. Re:Introduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      A drinking song for you, Mr 12StepTroll:

      • Once a boy was no good,
        Took a girl into a wood,
        Bye, Bye, Blackbird.

        Laid her down upon the grass,
        Pinched her tits and slapped her arse,
        Blackbird Bye, Bye ..

        Took her where nobody else could find her,
        To a place where he could really grind her,
        Bye, Bye, Blackbird. Rolled her over on her front,
        Shoved his dick right up her cunt,
        Blackbird Bye, Bye ..

        But this girl was no sport,
        Took her story to a court,
        Bye, Bye, Blackbird.

        Told her story in the morn,
        All the jury had a horn,
        Blackbird, Bye, Bye ..

        Then the judge came to his decision,
        This poor sod got eighteen months in prison,
        Bye, Bye, Blackbird.

        So next time, boy, do it right,
        Stuff her cunt with dynamite,
        Blackbird, Bye, Bye.



    2. Re:Introduction by TrollBurger · · Score: -1
      Hi 12StepTroll,

      Its great that you can talk about your problem. On behalf of all the lunix dorks here, I want to remind you that Lunix gives you free beer or something. So you've come to the right place.

  11. superior casemod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is now official - a Slashdot poll has confirmed: Slashdot is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Slashdot community when recently a poll on the site confirmed that up-to-date and factually-correct stories account for less than 40 percent of all submitted news stories, that the user-moderation system has fallen to pieces through the oppressive power of the editors, and that subscribers don't need to pay and can use such software as JunkBuster to filter out adverts. Coming on the heels of the latest MSNBC survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more readers, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [kuro5hin.com] in the recent Kuro5hin technology site popularity test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for it because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for the site. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose readers. Red ink flows like a river of blood. The subscribers scheme is the most endangered of them all, having lost 62% of its paying readers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Slashdot editor and homosexual-rights campaigner Rob Malda (CmdrTaco) states that there are 700 paying subscribers to Slashdot. How many normal readers are there? Let's see. The number of subscriber versus reader posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 1 to 4. Therefore there are about 700*4 = 2800 normal casual readers. Anonymous Coward posts are about half of the volume of the typical posts. Therefore there are about 1400 readers who can't be bothered setting up an account. A recent article put the Trolls, who post sexual insults, foul ASCII art pictures and links to vile sites, at about 80 percent of the Slashdot readership. Therefore there are (700+8400+4200)*4 = 19600 trolling readers. This is consistent with the number of Troll posts.

    Due to the troubles of Andover.net, abysmal hit counts and so on, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by OSDN who run another troubled site. Now OSDN is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in readership. It is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among geeky hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.

    So why now? Why did Slashdot fail? Once you get over the myriad of incompatible personalities, particularly among the editors who have repeatedly failed to check for serious inaccuracies in their stories (see the FreeBSD 4.5 "release" as a shocking example), it's clear that subscribers will continue to decrease. Using software such as JunkBuster, readers can eliminate adverts without having to pay any money. These two significant factors, along with the corrupted "moderation" scheme (where editors have infinite power over the regular moderators), only confirm yet further that Slashdot's glory days are coming to an end.

    Fact: Slashdot is dying
    [ Reply to This | Parent ] been done... (Score:1)
    by ghassanm on Friday May 31, @02:04PM (#3618488)
    (User #130547 Info) This isn't a really novel project as it has allready been done by David Wagner and Tal Garfinkel. I highly recommend people read the Janus paper located at the bottom of this page [berkeley.edu]. They did something very similar although it uses some funny Solaris /proc interface hack. Notice that the paper presents the exact same idea for isolating web browsers. This Systrace mechanism seems a bit more complete though. [ Reply to This | Parent ] security in BSD (Score:1)
    by spunkykuma on Friday May 31, @02:31PM (#3618690)
    (User #574480 Info) I like that idea, though I see would be a more useful thing in Linux or FreeBSD than in OpenBSD. For those of you that use NetBSD, there's an exec denier [netbsd.ro] (restircts specified users from executing things in /sbin, /usr/sbin, etc.) and there's a jail [netbsd.ro] module as well which restricts processes, such as jailing ssh and running top in an ssh session will disallow you to see other processes other than your own - Both of which are kernel modules (LKM).
    As for binary-only software in Linux, I don't believe the number of binary only applications will increase very much more other than commercial or restricted licensed apps.

  12. It's beginning to look like /. repeats it's self.. by MBCook · · Score: 2, Informative

    Does that Hello Kitty laptop seem familiar? No, it's not because it's the same one your useing to view Slashdot right now (you sick twisted...), it's because It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Quickies! That's right it's a repost! Keep your eyes peeled, you may never see this again (*sure*)

    --
    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
  13. I see "First" has a new definition by MBCook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see, the site you linked to seems to be dated this year (2002), while the PHKL is referenced in a posted e-mail dated.. what class?... that's right, 1998. It's good to know you know your math so well.

    --
    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
    1. Re:I see "First" has a new definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you wanted the full pacman quote so you didn't sound like an idiot, it would be "sitting in dark rooms, popping pills and listening to repetetive electronic music"

    2. Re:I see "First" has a new definition by eduo · · Score: 1

      I remember a mod Andy Ihnatko did for his Apple Powerbook way back in 1995 or so. Using paint and posting the mods on MacWorld. This may be evenn from before 1995 since it was one of the earliest PowerBooks and the Web didn't have today's presence.

      I Can't find a link for it, tho'

      Eduo

  14. Mailboxes by cscx · · Score: 4, Funny

    He DOES realize that US Postal Service mailboxes (yes, that includes aluminum house mailboxes you buy at the Home Depot) are actually property of the US Postal Service. Yep, even though you physically own it. That's why it's a bad idea to go around putting Dran-O bombs in unsuspecting neighbors' mailboxes. Oh did I say that? =)

    1. Re:Mailboxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're not.

      Mailboxes have to be approved for use by the postmaster, but it's not theirs. You own it, and it is your property.

      Where do you think up this stuff?

    2. Re:Mailboxes by henry44 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not until you actually install them.

      this from the son of a retired postmaster

    3. Re:Mailboxes by Marco+Polo · · Score: 1

      They are not USP property till you place them on the street... and it's only about putting/taking stuff out of them... (I've not read any of the postal codes in about 10 years....

    4. Re:Mailboxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      you are a fucking moron so go to hell and you die.

    5. Re:Mailboxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The ones you buy at Home Depot are not actually postal service property. They are (once installed properly) only for *use* by the postal service. For example, FedEx or UPS can't leave anything in it.

      (I know this because I delivered newspapers as a kid, and we were constantly reminded that if we stuck a newspaper in a mailbox, the company we worked for would be in hot water).

  15. I should make an Ant Farm case mod... by antdude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That would be hard :).

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    1. Re:I should make an Ant Farm case mod... by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Talk about system bugs!

      <cheap pun>Your computer would STILL have less bugs than Windows!</cheap pun>

      --
      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    2. Re:I should make an Ant Farm case mod... by Seehund · · Score: 1

      I deinstalled Windows, but this computer still crawls.

      --
      Help savingAmigaOS and a free PowerPC market
    3. Re:I should make an Ant Farm case mod... by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Does having a whole nest of ants take up residence in one of my PC speakers count?

      --
      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  16. Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by loren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did anyone notice that the Pink Hello Kitty Laptop is a NON-WORKING mod... Not only is it a DOA laptop before the ambitious girls got started, but the "mouse" is a yo-yo attached with a plastic-bead necklace to the computer...

    I don't see how this counts as a "case-mod"... Maybe "doorstop-mod", but that's about it...

    P.S. Yes, I realize that my comment on such things is proof that I was bored enough to actually read through the better part of the PHKL page... :(

    --

    Loren Osborn

    Software isn't software without source code. -- NASA
    1. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by C0DE · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Not only is it a DOA laptop before the ambitious girls got started..."

      Actually, this guy made the mod. And this is a picture of him. Excuse me, I feel food coming back up.

    2. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      • ...before the ambitious girls got started...

      Not any girls there, dude, just a bunch of raving homosexuals. Sad, ain't it?

    3. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Did anyone notice that the Pink Hello Kitty Laptop is a NON-WORKING mod...

      Are you sure? The people who did the modding are gay, and it's a bit difficult to install GAY/Lunix on a dead machine. Computers usually die AFTER installing that arcane UNIX for homosexuals.

    4. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by alacqua · · Score: 3, Funny
      Did anyone notice that the Pink Hello Kitty Laptop is a NON-WORKING mod

      Whether it works or not, I'm still gonna have nightmares about it.

      --

      Move on. There's nothing to see here.
    5. Re:Doesn't a case-mod have to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously it has PHKL components inside

  17. kok by petrolleum · · Score: -1

    # Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. # Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads. # Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. # Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. # Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.

  18. Classic quote by alexburke · · Score: 2

    "Since I forgot to take more pictures of the construction process, here is a pair of hotties in thongs to even things out."

    ROFL!

  19. Useful Article at Tom's hardware by donnacha · · Score: 4, Informative


    Tom's Hardware is currently running a feature entitled How To Select The Right Case For Your Computer which takes modding potential into consideration, even suggesting the Directron/Super Flower - 201S as a sort of "pre-modded" option for those of us too busy playing games or just too plain lazy to put in the necessary work ourselves.

    1. Re:Useful Article at Tom's hardware by jcoy42 · · Score: 1
      --
      Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
  20. No links to porn! by davidmccabe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't thinks it's nice of Slashdot to link to pages with PORNOGRAPHY without warning us!

    1. Re:No links to porn! by Glytch · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. That was barely cheesecake. You can see more on prime-time US sitcoms.

    2. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You moron. Those are frederick's of hollywood pics.

      Dumbass.

    3. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Hey fuckwad! That isn't porn you stupid fucking mormon. Nothing is actually exposed, you can see worse no normal public access T.V.

    4. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      porn is sexual, just being naked doesnt count as porn, and they arent even naked

    5. Re:No links to porn! by davidmccabe · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      I don't really care how cheesecakey it is. I don't want to see that kind of junk at all; even the thought of it I find repulsive. It's addictive. It hurts people's brains. Things which offend *vast* numbers of people (and I'm guessing are probably forbidden by every religion there is except the Church of Emacs) should not be covertly hidden in what would appears from the outside to be a perfectly harmless article. If there was some note ("that link has some porn randomly deployed in it"), I wouldn't mind at all; people who don't what to subject themselves to that can refrain from reading the article.

    6. Re:No links to porn! by topham · · Score: 2

      I take it you never go to the beach then?

    7. Re:No links to porn! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      What, like this? How about these? I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem with this, now would you?

      --

      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

    8. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a fucking grip. It's just a couple of asses.

    9. Re:No links to porn! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      You're either a fucking fundie or a very good troll. If you're the latter, I salute you. If you're the former, you probably shouldn't be looking at her, and you probably don't want to know I have 48,407 JPGs of PORN PORN PORN on my computer.

      --

      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

    10. Re:No links to porn! by The+Porn+Count · · Score: -1

      Hey, me too! It's almost as if we're the same person!

      --

      THE PORN COUNT: Bringing Porn to Slashdot, Daily.

    11. Re:No links to porn! by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      I have 48,407 porn images also. But I know I'm not you -- my pr0n is all homosexual faggoty cockmasters!

      --

      Hey, kid... wanna touch my "kernel patch"?

      -- Alan Cox

    12. Re:No links to porn! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      Um.... uh, yeah. Most of my porn is of the Olsen Twins. Does that make me sick?

      --

      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

    13. Re:No links to porn! by The+Porn+Count · · Score: -1

      Mine too!! Wow, man! This totally BLOWS my mind!!

      --

      THE PORN COUNT: Bringing Porn to Slashdot, Daily.

    14. Re:No links to porn! by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

      Do any of your pornographical images have cocks like this in them?

      --

      Hey, kid... wanna touch my "kernel patch"?

      -- Alan Cox

    15. Re:No links to porn! by The+Porn+Count · · Score: -1

      That's really sick, man. Really, really, really... sick. And don't post porn links. You're offending the guy at the top of the thread. He probably has to go wash his eyelids out with soap now.

      --

      THE PORN COUNT: Bringing Porn to Slashdot, Daily.

    16. Re:No links to porn! by caferace · · Score: 4, Funny
      I didn't have a problem with the chicks. The laptop however I found repulsive.

      To each his own. Welcome to the Internet.

      Now go home. :)

    17. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get off anymore on simple static porn. I need to download mpeg movies. In fact, my entire porn collection is composed of 8-60 second mpeg clips I've pilfered off the Internet.

    18. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so .. umm .. you are castrated?

    19. Re:No links to porn! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Interesting
      So if I understand your complaint correctly... you would avoid the entire article since 2 out of 23 images (not including banners, etc) depict a shapely female backside form in a thong bikini. This is because such an image meets your definition of "pornography". And futhermore you are repulsed by the idea because you will find these images addictive and damaging to your brain.


      You have serious personal control issues.


      It might be worth noting that the images might meet the dictionary definition of "pornography" depending on your personal reaction to the image. But they hardly meet the usual type of content associated with the term.


      I found the included imagery... imature. But it was very easy to scroll past the two images and pay attention to the real content of the site: a fish aquarium in a computer case.


      But hey - I have that kind of self control. Maybe you don't.

    20. Re:No links to porn! by zootread · · Score: 0

      Where? I couldn't find it, I looked all over.

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    21. Re:No links to porn! by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Is that why the aquatank page is the only page attached to this article that has been slashdotted?

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    22. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eight sixty second clips............damn, I must be wasting my time with the twenty gigs of pr0n I've got.

    23. Re:No links to porn! by pcs305 · · Score: 1

      Some of us read /. @ work. We can get away with reading /. the whole stinking friday to prevent us from falling asleep. and monday too. Cause the Boss think it's news and technichal stuff for the weird LAN or 'puter guys (Reesurch). But as soon as the boss or any person that hates the computer geeks walks by and see me staring at thongs...I'm outta there. And please take a look at the job market. It Is SLOW! That's why a warning would be very much appreciated.

    24. Re:No links to porn! by egeorge · · Score: 1

      Just imagine the slashdot effect if they did note that a link had pornographic content.

    25. Re:No links to porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, this Porn you speak of, it is on which page...

    26. Re:No links to porn! by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1
      And please take a look at the job market. It Is SLOW!
      Hmm... You're mad that what you're doing at work might be exposed, causing you to be fired... and somehow, this is someone else's fault?

      Here's an idea: If you don't want to be fired for reading Slashdot at work, don't read Slashdot at work.

      Thank you.

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  21. GOT IT IN ME!! by confucio-licious · · Score: -1, Troll

    it hurts when I poo now.

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    "someone should make a hot air balloon that is shaped like a giant vagina". --Bill Clinton
    1. Re:GOT IT IN ME!! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      Um, you're supposed to get it "in" your mouth, not your anus, you asshead. Unless you're a flaming homosexual, why would you shove "it" "in" your ass...?

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      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

    2. Re:GOT IT IN ME!! by confucio-licious · · Score: 0

      a message to the serial troller... get yourself a mirror, and take a look, g! do you like what you see? but your QUICK to point the finger at me! You want to be a big fish, you little guppy. Black man can't be no yuppie.

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      "someone should make a hot air balloon that is shaped like a giant vagina". --Bill Clinton
    3. Re:GOT IT IN ME!! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      ... I like to put my dick in fishes. Does that count?

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      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

    4. Re:GOT IT IN ME!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:GOT IT IN ME!! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

      Oh, yeah! You better believe it!

      8====D >*{{{><

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      STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

  22. nope, the fish are just fine by devphil · · Score: 2, Informative


    What, are people too hung up on the soft-pr0n ch1xs in th0ngs to read the rest of the auqatank page?

    #2. Why doesn't the heat from the PC make the water hot enough to kill the fish?

    A) The location of the tank is isolated from all the components that generate heat. Several fans are placed in the case as well to move the air though. When the computer has been on for a long period of time, there is a slight increase in the water temperature, but not enough to exceed to livable range of the fish. One of the reasons that I selected the neon tetra was because of it's small size and it's rather large temperature range (23C-28C).

    BTW, the "neon tetra" he talks about is the breed of fish, not some kind of four-way processor mod.

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    1. Re:nope, the fish are just fine by alacqua · · Score: 4, Funny
      BTW, the "neon tetra" he talks about is the breed of fish, not some kind of four-way processor mod.

      Man, could you imagine a beowulf clust... errr... school of them.

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    2. Re:nope, the fish are just fine by TrollBurger · · Score: -1

      Thankyou for generating Slashdot autoresponse #82

  23. Case mod? by realgone · · Score: 2

    Not necessary -- my PC case is already at the karma cap. (What can I say? It posts a lot when I'm not home.) But hey, thanks for keeping it in mind.

  24. I sumbit you use a spell checker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your typos bring great dishonor upon this place.

  25. fish tank case? by cosyne · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure about that. Unless you're using the water as a coolant system and just happen to have fish which tolerate a wide range of temperatures, it doesn't seem that different from having a fish tank next to the computer. Although i admit it's an accomplishment to get them to match, i'd rather see some integration or something. Like a computer case/hamster cage. You could set it up with onscreen readouts of hamster wheel speed and tell people it actually effected your processor speed. And it'd be a great excuse: sorry, i didn't get your message last night. Furball was sleeping and i didn't want to wake her up just to check my email...
    ok, maybe not.

    1. Re:fish tank case? by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Or tell them that Furball is an integral part of your UPS.
      Perpetual power for your PC.

      Hmmm...

      Hello, Patent office?...

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      "I can't complain, but sometimes still do..." Joe Walsh
  26. Fish Tank Mod by lommer · · Score: 1

    Well, I heard this suggestion a while ago on slashdot but (for fairly obvious reasons) I have yet to see/hear of it again:

    Why not make a case mod in which all of the components sat in deionized water? The theory behind this is that deionized H2O doesn't conduct; therefore, it wouldn't conduct and thus submersing all of the components in your case would work. Has anyone done any investigating into whether this is practical? Has anyone already done it?

    If it works, this is is definitely the holy grail of case-modding.

    1. Re:Fish Tank Mod by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      Just a WAG here, but with all of the metals, plastics, and other materials in the case the water would soon become tainted with conductive substances. This effect wouldl likely be exacerbated by the heating of the water by the components.

    2. Re:Fish Tank Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It Would never work. 1. The water would become Ionized from the polutants on the parts of the computer. Even a little dust would do it. 2. Even if you could keep it clean. You would never be able to open it since your dirty little fingers would contaminate the environment thus allowing the water to conduct electricity.

    3. Re:Fish Tank Mod by Aexia · · Score: 2

      If I remember the problem is that the water eventually gets contaminated enough that it'll start conducting again. And when that happens, fried computer!

    4. Re:Fish Tank Mod by MP*Birdman · · Score: 1

      also, I don't think a large sitting body of water like that wouldn't be able to circulate very well to let off heat.. water coolers all have the water flowing throw piping and such before the resevoir, letting off heat, same as the coolant pipes on the back of a fridge.

    5. Re:Fish Tank Mod by Jzanu+Syr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with immersing nearly any computer components in deionized water is that while the water no longer conducts electricity when deionized, it still causes galvanic corrosion. Galvanic corrosion occurs when two different elements or alloys of metal are immersed in a common electrolyte over a period of time. If any solder flux, an alloy usually of tin and lead, for example, were to be immersed in the same electrolyte as any other metal on the circuit board, galvanic corrosion is certain. Note that even the purest water, at least for all practical purposes, still contains some residual electrolytes.

    6. Re:Fish Tank Mod by fishy+jew · · Score: 1

      There is story I heard about a friend of a friend of mine who owns a 1.4 ghz processor which he wanted to overclock. So, he made the OBVIOUS decision, he filled the case with liquid nitrogen. I'm not sure about the physical state the nitrogen is in, but I know he was able to get upwards of 2 ghz. However, I can't stop from wondering..."How often does his computer *freeze* up?"

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    7. Re:Fish Tank Mod by rewster · · Score: 1

      "ASCETIC FOOLS! THERES NO ESCAPE!!" - StarScream in Transformers: The Movie

      Pretty sure that's just his roboty voicebox garbling the phrase "Pathetic Fools!"

      Not that I have the movie on DVD and watch it on a daily basis, or anything, in case you were wondering.

    8. Re:Fish Tank Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...filled the case with liquid nitrogen. I'm not sure about the physical state the nitrogen is in...

  27. As has been suggested before.... by Bonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... Some of us really like to read about nifty hardware presentation hacks like case mods, lego cases, acrylic and cast iron cases, liquid-helium cooled processors, teddybears with routers embedded, etc... and so forth. Why not create a new topic area for material like this *separate* from the regular hardware area so those of us who are interested can see the stories more often and those of us who aren't can filter that area.... like most of us do with Jon Katz...

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    1. Re:As has been suggested before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was a teddy bear with a hub in it =)

  28. Been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd rather see some integration or something. Like a computer case/hamster cage.

    Not a hamster, but close enough.

  29. Wah, Wah -- it wasn't porn! by Rommel · · Score: 1

    Girls in thongs don't qualify as porn in my estimation.

    Find something to do with your time, aside from whining about non-problems.

  30. Forget fishes in PCs. I keep my kitten in a... by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    ...Book PC.
    It's a Bonsai Kitten

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    -- SIGFPE
  31. My favorite mod... by Phantom100 · · Score: 3, Funny
  32. Why do I get the feeling... by gdyas · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that these are the same people who can make a bong out of anything?


    "OK, get me a broomstick, some PVC pipe and a cantaloupe."

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    The only tool you've got against psychosis is experience.

    1. Re:Why do I get the feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha!

      That's my next idea.... Liquid cooling that you can take a hit from ;)

    2. Re:Why do I get the feeling... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      The PVC & Melon I can understand, but I never understood why he needed the broomstick.

      Jaysyn

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    3. Re:Why do I get the feeling... by SoLoatWork · · Score: 1

      A bong makers best friend is an empty bic pen tube.

    4. Re:Why do I get the feeling... by ender81b · · Score: 2

      Too late. They already have.

    5. Re:Why do I get the feeling... by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      "A bong makers best friend is an empty bic pen tube."

      Because you can put a refill back in the pen, and suck on it whilst looking for inspiration whilst doing your finals. At least I did.

      --

      What would Lemmy do?

  33. Horrible air flow. by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


    On that mailbox mod, the position of the Panaflo (looks like 80mm) fan is absolutely horrible. He has the fan stuck up against the side of the box, with a screen to the outside only covering maybe a 1/4 to a 1/3 of the fan area. Number 1, you are getting absolutely horrible air flow from that (especially with the heat coming off of the cathode in there) and number 2, you are stressing the fan by forcing it to blow air on (or suck air from) a directly connected flat surface. With the amount of work he was putting into getting the metal and making brackets already, he should have just cut up a duct for the fan, and placed it at least a couple inches away from the screen. The duct would increase air flow dramatically, would be fairly easy to build, and would look much better under the cathode than a bunch of empty space.

    1. Re:Horrible air flow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.. 2 smaller fans couldn't been placed there nicely, or a duct-type cooler (think squirrel cage) if he wanted to keep the whole small.

    2. Re:Horrible air flow. by fsandford · · Score: 1

      I agree that this could have been done better. I'm heading to Home Depot in the morning to get one of those rural (big) mailboxes and do it up right. OH YAA!

    3. Re:Horrible air flow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cathode does not put off any heat, so you can take that outta your argument.

  34. Re:Dear Idiot by Ditido · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dear Idiot, 1)How many times have you fail math this is the most sorriest attempt of estimating i have ever seen. 2)I cannot inderstanding how you can fall to the trap of a poll made my MSNBC hens the name M$! 3) screw you.go read suckdot

  35. Modding... Fun but worth it? by reddfoxx · · Score: 1

    Having done quite a few Mods myself I find myself craving to do more. But is it realy worth it? Most of the time you either draw power away from the components that you need or compromise the soundness of the case itself. Ever taken your mod one step too far only to realize that you just fried your hard-drive... or even worse under powered your processor with all of those cool lights and fans? Just wondering if people truly think it is worth the trouble to do those outrageous mods.

  36. P0rn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with it is that 99% of the time slashdot is ok to check out while at your anal-retentive workplace, but then you splash up even soft crap like that and you can get fired. And yes Slashdot is appropriate to be surfing in a tech shop, but per HR thongs aren't.

    1. Re:P0rn by Sycle · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked no one was forcing you to click the thumbnails. ;)

  37. Someting smell fishy? by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 0

    Either the fish are dead, or those girls in the thongs need to take a bath.

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    "We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot
  38. case mods by BaconLT · · Score: 0
    I've thought of so many case mods, but none of them have lacked the flare and ingenuity of the ones that get the widespread coverage. I've toyed with the idea of a milk crate but the idea I still have is either a. an aluminum file cabinet, or b. my computer desk -- all the parts behind plexiglass.

    What do you think?

    Aw.. I just payed the hundred and something bucks for the aluminum case. That's trendy enough for me. I've got more profitable ways to spend my time... like making low rated Slashdot posts to feel like I'm "in the circle."

    Later.

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    1. Re:case mods by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted to make a LAN party rig out of a tool box. Not the oft done computer in a tool box; I mean a LAN party in a tool box. Take one of the large drawered tool boxes and populate with flex ATX's and HD, CD-Roms, etc. Put a hub in one of the drawers and you have a LAN party in one box. Now if I could just get some friends...

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  39. Grr. Mac's don't lend themselves very well to by i_am_pi · · Score: 1

    case mods. Otherwise i'd have it glowing blue.

    Pi

    1. Re:Grr. Mac's don't lend themselves very well to by Tomble · · Score: 1
      Hmm, ironic... Not actual Macs, but just a day or 2 ago, memepool had stuff on people doing casemods on NeXT cubes... VERY slinky.

      I think my favourite of the images shown was this one.

      Not got a NeXT machine meself, but that did make me wish I had...

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    2. Re:Grr. Mac's don't lend themselves very well to by MsGeek · · Score: 2
      I call BS. Mac users were modding long before the PC '1337 got in on the act.

      You want evidence?
      http://www.applefritter.com

      There's your evidence.

      Ever heard of MacQuariums? Little Blue the budgie and its Classic cage? The Lego Mac? This has been going on for years. The Classic Mac has always been an inspiration to modders...there's something just so kawaii about it that decoration of it is second nature. All I can say to the 1337 PC c@s3 h4x0rz is "what took you so long?"

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  40. Modding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Have fun everyone. I wonder if I'll ever mod again.

    I had the same feeling after moderating the Post of Death (tm)...

  41. Casemod: French bathroom fixtures by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've moved your bathroom to your computer, or vice versa.

    You've overclocked everything with a transistor; you're watercooling them.

    Now, you have a use for all that warm water; it makes a comfortable wash that keeps you hygienic, and prevents you from getting a rash from sitting in front of your computer, on your toilet, for 72 hours at a stretch.

    The Art of Design is all about taking harmonious advantage of the resources already available to you. It is all about turning your tower into a bidet.

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  42. Some helpful aluminum tips for modders by Erris · · Score: 5, Informative
    I saw, yuck, tin snips in that mailbox link! A $15 paper cutter from any office supply store makes much cleaner cuts.

    Sheet metal does rock, but aluminum flashing won't rust and is easier to work. A big roll of the stuff that will last for years. It's easier to work than steel and much lighter. The drawback is that flashing is thin and not as strong as available heavy steel sheet. You can overcome this by bending a few edges and mounting stiffening pieces. I love my aluminum sheet roll almost as much as I love duct tape.

    Mixing steel and aluminum is a bad idea. Their electronegativities are far appart so your steel will rust quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can be done and there are places for it.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:Some helpful aluminum tips for modders by fsandford · · Score: 1

      Aluminum road signs, (not the stop sign stupid) speed limit signs work great. They are thicker but the alloy is pretty soft so you can bend it a little.

  43. Re:It's beginning to look like /. repeats it's sel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have reached the end of the Internet. Go back... now.

  44. Re:grrr, what a waste by elmegil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A waste of an already dead laptop? Hardly. Not my taste, but hysterical nonetheless.

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  45. The ultimate case mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    How to have sexual intercourse with your computer

    Read this entire document before trying any of the steps.

    'Having sex with a computer'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to mean sex on a computer, and sometimes is greeted with skepticism. How can you have sex with a computer? The short answer is: in the floppy drive. The long answer is much more involved, including techniques, precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from screwing a computer. Our first subject will be the floppy drive. The floppy drive of the computer is, of course, where the diskettes come out. So in this sense, the floppy drive is an anus.

    First we will deal with some cautions you should know about. In most computers, the edge of the floppy drive is sharp. You should therefore exercise caution when doing anything with the floppy drive.

    If the CPU has been on for a long (or even a relatively short) period of time, the floppy drive will be hot. Do not do anything with the floppy drive hot. Wait until the floppy drive has cooled off. The floppy drive will cool off faster than the CPU, so you don't have long to wait. I call screwing the computer while the floppy drive is hot, "fucking the computer hot". Never fuck a PC hot. I did, once. Once.

    The drive bay from a computer contains poisonous gases. One of these, sodium monoxide, is a slow killer. Sodium monoxide takes a long time to be flushed out of the body, so it can build up to toxic levels without your knowing it. Never do anything with the floppy drive while the CPU is on!

    Now, the first thing you should note is that the inside of the floppy drive is usually coated with magnetic particles. This is the usual particulate debris of data transmission. Before having sex with the computer, clean the inside of the floppy drive with soap and warm water, as far as you can go. Keep in mind the possibly sharp edge of the floppy drive.

    Now that the floppy drive is clean, you are ready to pleasure and be pleasured by the computer. You can do this two ways. One way doesn't require any equipment. The other way (which is much more rewarding) does. The first way is to fuck the computer 'raw'. This does NOT mean stuffing your cock into the floppy drive and thrusting. This would hurt (remember the sharp edges?) and be no fun anyway, since the floppy drive doesn't flex.

    What you should do is get behind the computer and start jerking off. When you are about to come, carefully put your cock into the floppy drive of the PC, and then come. But, in the heat of passion, you must still remember the sharp edge. Even putting just the head into the floppy drive is good enough. Just make VERY sure that you don't hurt yourself. Now, this assumes that you can get your cock into the floppy drive in the first place. Some floppy drives are too small, and then, well, you're out of luck. Find someone who has a computer with a bigger floppy drive.

    The best way to have sex with a computer, however, is not raw. You need the following equipment:

    1 Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit.

    If you don't have one, you can get one through me (Dekhyr, xdraco@panix.com [mailto]) or you can attempt to build one yourself. The SIU is essentially a tube made of foam rubber, rolled such that the inner diameter is slightly smaller than the diameter of your erect penis. When lubricated, it acts as a sexual interface to whatever you attach it to. In this case, it is inserted into the floppy drive of the computer you want to have sex with.

    To build one, you will need black electrical tape, a 'drive-head-cleaner', a can of anal mucus, and a hefty pair of scissors. A 'drive-head-cleaner' is a foam rubber dingumbob in which you put anal mucus. It keeps the anal mucus cold and your hand warm. Being a 'give-away' item, you usually can't find it anywhere. I've had reports of finding them in brothels. I've actually found a good deal of them at a local discount-type store.

    There are two kinds, thick walled and thin walled. I've only been able to find the thick kind; the thin kind I've only been able to get through an advertising company. The thin kind is particularly good with floppy drives not much bigger than your cock. Here is what you need to do:

    1. Measure the circumference of your erect penis. This is most easily done by wrapping a string around your cock (around the shaft, not the head). 2. Take the bottom of the drive-head-cleaner out. You should be left with a tube. 3. Cut the wall of the tube from top to bottom so that you are left with a slab of foam rubber which refuses to stay straight. 4. Now, carefully cut away material parallel to the first cut until you can put the ends together making a smaller tube, and such that the inner circumference of the tube is slightly smaller (say, by 1/2" or so) than the circumference of your shaft. 5. Take a piece of electrical tape. Hold the ends of the tube flush. Place the tape on the cut on the outside to secure the tube in the middle. Now repeat with more tape until the cut is secure. Wrap tape around the whole thing. 6. Drink the anal mucus. With the scissors, CAREFULLY cut off the top and bottom of the aluminum can. CAREFULLY cut a strip of aluminum lengthwise from the can, about 3/4" to 1" wide. 7. Coat the strip with electrical tape. This is to prevent the edges from cutting. 8. Attach the strip to the tube at one end. 9. 'Test drive' it! Lube it up with KY (try not to use disk-cleaning-fluid-based lubricant; you may want to use it with more than one person, and then you'll be using a condom). Now, stuff the SIU up the floppy drive and lube well.

    You now have several options for fucking your computer. One major one is from behind. If the computer is a Pentium, then put the PC in safe mode and remove the parallel port. This will enable the computer to rock back and forth to your thrusts. If the computer is a Mac, chock the monitor well, remove the USB mouse, and put the computer into a box -- the higher the box, the more play the computer has. This will also enable the PC to rock. Kneel behind the computer. Now thrust in.

    You may not have any trouble with heavier iron-chassic computers, since you may not have to chock the motherboard -- the weight of the computer will prevent the CPU from 'topping out' and moving the computer away. Lighter laptop computers are more likely to be topped out by your thrusts, so chocking is necessary. In general, the lower the CPU MHz, the less play, but the more difficult it is to top the CPU out.

    Another major method is to lie down under the computer, your upper body under the computer, and thrust into the PC. It is difficult, though, to make the PC rock unless you push on the closest reset button. I've also had some success leaning on my side and fucking the computer sideways. More than one person can fuck a PC if it has more than one floppy drive on opposite sides of the computer. This will also make the computer rock faster and harder since the energy of two people will add.

    NEVER fuck a computer with the CPU on. Firstly, you will be breathing hard, and that means you can poison yourself faster. Secondly, the computer will either crash (because there's something blocking the floppy drive, heh) -- causing damage to the CPU -- or will force the drive bay out. And you have an idea where the drive bay will go, I trust. Ouch! Fatality City!

    If you do not use a condom and you come inside the computer, ten or fifteen minutes of programming will kill off anything inside. So you do not have to worry about STDs from that. What you will have to worry about, though, is the SIU itself. It is not being sterilized. Therefore, if you use an SIU you think is going to be used by someone else, use a condom, and use KY jelly or some other water-based lubricant. Remember -- disk-cleaning-fluid rots condoms, and so will an disk-cleaning-fluid-based lubricant.

    Enjoy your computers!

  46. and then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the house of the owner of the aqua tank burnt down as the amd melted the glass, causing the fish to short circuit the comp;)

  47. case mod contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shameless plug to get everyone to look at my case...
    Bjorn3D.com is having a case mod contest which ends at midnight tonight. theres only a few cases but its worth a look and its a great site for gaming hardware buffs.
    mine is malus apperatus, feel free to email me at laugh@danger.org with any comments
    http://www.bjorn3d.com/_preview.php?arti cleID=7

  48. List of over 300 case mod articles ... by marnee · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hi, I'm a case modder myself, and I've compiled a huge list of over 300 case mod articles that has been properly categorised. Check it out HERE. Hope you guys find it useful :) ... My own case mod is over here.

    1. Re:List of over 300 case mod articles ... by magnified_plaid · · Score: 1

      I bet that thing is louder than my car.

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  49. Shiny NeXT Cube-based System by PotPieMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm pretty surprised chrisd didn't post this:
    http://www.pheatonforums.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php? t=137&postdays=0&postorder=&start=0

    And the final pictures here:
    http://www.planetcasemod.com/NeXT/Final/angleshot1 . PG
    http://www.planetcasemod.com/NeXT/Final/angleshot2 . PG
    http://www.planetcasemod.com/NeXT/Final/angleshot3 . PG

    This is quite possibly the most impressive case mod I have ever seen.

    You can buy one of those displays at B.G. Micro, in case you're wondering.

    1. Re:Shiny NeXT Cube-based System by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Oh my God, it's the Borg!

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    2. Re:Shiny NeXT Cube-based System by Iconoplast · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing should be punishable by death. They've taken perfectly good, classic NeXT hardware and dropped in the motherboard-of-the-week - hardware which will be obsolete and forgotten in six months. Along the way, they've reduced the already small supply of NeXT equipment that exists out there for those of us who like the machines. Thanks for keeping the costs of cubes up with stupid mods like this, guys.

    3. Re:Shiny NeXT Cube-based System by PotPieMan · · Score: 1
      From the first forum posting linked in my post:
      ... in the thread at [H], the guy mentioned that another guy in Colorado was selling reconditioned NeXT cubes and parts and that one of the cube cases alone could be purchased. Fascinated and letting my better judgement fly out the door, I bought one on impulse.
      Implication: He bought a case from a guy in Colorado, without the motherboard or components. While he did reduce the already short supply of pure NeXT cases, it wasn't like he took a working NeXT Cube and gutted it for this system.
  50. what a fruit, he wanted nekked men... by cball2k · · Score: 0

    go back to the bible thumping, and leave the real world to us, dip shits and morons like this guy are why birth control exsist...

    so all you girls out there, remember he wont look at you if you get nekked, and he wont touch you until you are married to his sorry ass...(as if that would ever happen)

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  51. Those cases are nice and all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I'd still prefer to have this case:

    http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/supergeek/sto ry / ,24330,3381725,00.html

  52. Not the heat - it's the UV LED that worries me by ArcticChicken · · Score: 1

    Just what range of UV is that LED cranking out?

    There are apparently a host of different types of UV LEDs. From the LED Museum, here's a quote about one particularly nasty one:

    "This is one LED that you should NEVER, EVER look at directly with your eyes. This is because the invisible ultraviolet radiation is harmful to them, and can cause corneal fogging that mimics cataracts; and can cause even more severe damage to your eye's lens with only slightly prolonged exposure.

    Thankfully here, the LED's UV emission is all long-wave, and not the even nastier medium and shortwave kind. If you need to view this LED directly for any reason (studying it, curious, etc.), obtain a UV filter and place it between your eyes and the LED's window before you try feeding this LED any power."

  53. Speaking of REPITITION by PhatKat · · Score: 2

    I don't exactly understand why slashdot of all places--with a database of stories with URLs that one would think could be easily scanned for repitition before posting--continuously repeats itself. but having said that..

    I've seen just about enough posts about /.'s repetition as well. So could we all, as posters, just stop doing this? And could we all, as moderators, stop encouraging it? Because the people who know it's a repeat ALREADY KNOW. And the people who don't know, DON'T CARE. So it really doesn't benefit anyone. Taking shots at the slashdot editors is so passe. It's pretty obvious they don't care about the occasional repeat, so why should I?

    PK

  54. Really Really Stupid by Ogerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can understand painting, LED's, custom fronts, etc. but cutting "windows" in one's case is just plain stupid. Why would you purposely expose yourself to so much unnecessary radiation? (not to mention any electronic equipment nearby., which could interfere in either direction.) We're not talking about miniscule radiation of debatable health effects (like cell phones, etc.) The microwave-range radiation from a modern PC without metal case shielding is rather substantial. That's why the FCC requires shielded design. For example, what happens when CPU's reach the 2.4GHz. region? All of a sudden, your "cool" case is going to interfere with your wireless LAN and cordless phone. What's the point?

    1. Re:Really Really Stupid by wampus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just like all the 900mhz CPUs out there destroyed the usefulness of those OTHER cordless phones, or when the 100mhz Pentiums wrecked FM radio, or when the C-64's destroyed shortwave with their 1mhz processors.

    2. Re:Really Really Stupid by ssandv · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I'm pretty sure there's a fairly substantial number of /. readers who have their cases open with their computers running some or all of the time. I did that for about a year, but had to quit when my computer room became no longer cat free. (cat hair and dust are horrific in combination)...of course, this was back in the days where a CPU fan dying didn't mean instant processor death--i was cooling mine with a desk fan for a while after the bearing on the CPU fan got gunked up. Curiously enough, I haven't developed any precancerous lesions on the side of my body that was closer to all this radiation...(the other side is shielded by my body quite effectively. If that doesn't make any sense to you go read a book.)
      Isn't this kind of like asking the point of climbing Mount Everest? Because it's human nature to do difficult/interesting things that aren't necessarily productive just because we can. I should think anyone with any observational ability at all would have figured that out by now.

    3. Re:Really Really Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My case is open, but my cat doesn't go into the computer? Which is interesting, because usually it tries to go everywere.

    4. Re:Really Really Stupid by The+Jolly+Roger · · Score: 1

      If you're really that worried about the readiation...Here is a great solution for you. http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

    5. Re:Really Really Stupid by Lethyos · · Score: 1

      If you're really that worried about the readiation...Here is a great solution for you. http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

      Hahaha... Smart ass :)

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  55. Well said by Wee · · Score: 2
    You make many good points with which I agree completely. Very nice.

    Thong/bikini models aren't my taste (by a long shot), but I would hardly find them outright offensive. Indeed, most common decency laws state that pornography and indecency are based completely on the morals and judgement of the community. Given the goatse.cx that has typically proliferated here, I think one would be hard pressed to argue that an "average" /. reader would be offended by images of women in small bathing suits.

    Even if I don't have to agree with the site author's taste in pictures -- swimsuit or otherwise -- which he chooses to put on his site, I most certainly do have to agree with his right to put those pictures there.

    People get worked up (no pun intended) over the strangest things...

    -B

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    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  56. Sickenly fascinating. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But mostly just sick.

  57. Hear, hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait? That was modded as flamebaite?

    Dumbass moderator, he was responding to an offtopic tRoLL.

    Sheesh...

    Anyhow... Hey, nice well thought out reply, and I agree about the cheesecake, juvenile, but easy to scroll past.

    The man apparently needs some professional help, as he is totally out of touch with today's society.

  58. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't that be great?

    With no fan on the CPU, and all those pretty bubbles coming off of the heat sink.

    Totally cool.

    Until the fish took a crap, and the water started conducting, and it all fried...

  59. Thread title. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 2

    Shouldn't it be "Hot-Rodding for nerds of bosth sexes"?

  60. Security mods by m0RpHeus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda late but I haven't seen any security mods until I saw this mod!

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  61. Personal Preference by VernonNemitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I put together a new computer for myself, I have a tendency to replace the 12-volt case fan(s) with 120-volt fans. Such are widely available, and are the same size (except thicker), so they fit the mounting holes. The perceived advantage is the reduced load on the 12V regulator in the power supply, so that maybe it will run a bit cooler and last a bit longer. The mod has to be done carefully, of course. I might recommend Radio Shack Cat. No. 274-222 (2-conductor male/female Molded Nylon Connector Pair) as a means of bringing 120V from inside the PSU to inside the main computer case, so that the power is available for the 120V fan(s). Yes, this means the fans will run all the time, unless you have either provided an additional switch to the PSU, or tapped the switched 120V line inside the PSU.

  62. Re:grrr, what a waste by cat_jesus · · Score: 1

    If my daughter sees the hello kitty laptop I won't hear the end of it untill I make one for her too.

  63. it seems fitting.. by gimpboy · · Score: 1

    especially since the hello kitty thing has already been seen here.

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  64. DBZ Case Mod by oghmagod · · Score: 1

    I did painted my computer in a dbz theme featuring Vegeta. I know the debate is out about as to the mod requirement of a working computer, but I don't know if painting qualifies as a mod job?

  65. Re:It's beginning to look like /. repeats it's sel by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 1

    And the first time, you PHKL gawkers created 30 MB of traffic in 20 days, and my provider thre me off. Now I am on a metered provider, and you people are probably going to cost me a fortune.

    chrisd could have just fucking asked first, and given me a chance to say no. It's not like my email isn't at the bottom of the page

  66. And FU all too. by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, looking at what you guys all write about the laptop and about me, I have to say you people are kind of mean. No, really. The recipient was very happy with it, and it was fun to do.

    I would like it noted that I never submitted this a case mod, and have never claimed anything about it. And if my Halloween costume makes your lunch come back up, get help for your gastrointestinal disorder.

    Meanwhile, my latest mod did indeed work when I delivered it to the offices that requested it. It may be in the pages of the next issue of Popular Science.

    1. Re:And FU all too. by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

      All I have to say is that I thought your Halloween costume was very impressive indeed, going by the pictures. Way to go!

  67. William Gibson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So like how come no one has mentioned William Gibson predicting this kind of personalization of PC's in his book Mona Lisa Overdrive?

  68. Very nice list! by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that post man, got some very nice stuff inside.

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  69. I really wouldn't worry too much... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    You going to die of something, wether it be old age, cancer, or your own stupidity, something will get you in the end. Anyway, you shouldn't sit infront of your monitor either, the radiation that the sucker puts off will surpise you, also don't stand infront of running microwaves, ahh don't sleep with electric blankets on, don't live close to a transformer sub station...blah blah blah, but if you didn't know they do make plexi-glass with radio-sheilding in it, similar to the "purple glaze" windsheilds on cars that block out alot of the sun.

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    1. Re:I really wouldn't worry too much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You going to die of something, wether it be old age, cancer, or your own stupidity, something will get you in the end. Anyway, you shouldn't sit infront of your monitor either, the radiation that the sucker puts off will surpise you, also don't stand infront of running microwaves, ahh don't sleep with electric blankets on, don't live close to a transformer sub station...blah blah blah, but if you didn't know they do make plexi-glass with radio-sheilding in it, similar to the "purple glaze" windsheilds on cars that block out alot of the sun.

    2. Re:I really wouldn't worry too much... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      If I cared about spelling, I would have run what I said though a word processor, and spell checker. In anycase I don't give a rats ass what a snibbleing whiney bitchy assed I'm afraid to suck up my karma grammer nazi has to say.

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    3. Re:I really wouldn't worry too much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I cared about spelling, I would have run what I said though a word processor, and spell checker. In anycase I don't give a rats ass what a snibbleing whiney bitchy assed I'm afraid to suck up my karma grammer nazi has to say.

  70. Re:grrr, what a waste by Abreu · · Score: 2

    So lets pray to the gods that they dont make a Powerpuff Girls branded laptop...

    I mean, Hello Kitty is huge in Japan, but has a small (yet loyal) fan base everywhere else... But it would send shivers down my spine to see a Barbie laptop, or a Teletubbies IMac...

    (shudder...)

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  71. Power Suplies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm building an audio raid solution and need power for the drives. The drives require 12V for the motor and 5V for the i/o stuff.



    While digging around in an electronic salvage shop, I found a dozen Lamba Model# UNZ2DIJ power supplies that have never been used. This particular model is discontinued but you can still purchase it for $1,400.00 USD. The salvage shop wants $100.00 USD.



    The PSs have modules for 12V 17A and 5V 100A and a third module that can be replaced with another 12V 17A module to meet the amperage requirements for the first version of my array. Of course there's also "+" and "-" remote sense pins to account for power flucuations due to wiring resistence.



    I am not a power expert and would appreciate any feedback on why this power supply isn't suited to my requirements. Obviously I don't want to toast an array. According to the manual, these units are big in medical testing installations.



    As a side note concerning cases; I talked to a guy that does large server installations. When they do an install all the old gear is replaced including the cases. I got one six foot tall Digital server rack case for free. He's got three more of these and 38 six foot cases with smoked glass front doors in another warehouse. He said, "we can't get rid of junk." I imagine shipping costs would be prohibitive.

  72. The Pink Hello Kitty Laptop by PhiberKut · · Score: -1

    This is one of the many reasons humans should not be at the top of the food chain.

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    Elijah Chancey www.elijahsadventure.com nomadic IT consultant, bicycling across america "all that you touch / and all
  73. easy solution to this issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use a scavenged microwave oven door.. if that wont filter out microwaves, well, we're in big trouble..