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Transmeta Meets Blades

The Griller writes "Gordon Bell, one of the creators of VAX, and Linus Torvalds were at the launch of a new supercomputing platform at the Los Alamos National Laboratory. Based on Crusoe processors from Transmeta and running a version of linux, it is aimed at being cheaper than conventional supercomputers by requiring no cooling and lower maintenance. " Basically, it's blade clustering, using Beowulf.

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  1. Slashdotted ALREADY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  2. It must be said! by Hercynium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, imagine a beowulf cluster of...*KRONK* [hercynium is clubbed with a shotgun and dragged away by the moderators...]

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  3. Forget Beowulf by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine if these weren't clustered...

  4. Green Destiny by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...the unveiling of the supercomputer, a Beowolf cluster called Green Destiny...
    Computing legends Bell and Torvalds looked on in envy as the Green Destiny blade cluster was unveiled, knowing only the great Li Mu Bai was worthy of wielding the blade cluster's power. Upon plugging the Green Destiny in, they were appalled to find it had been "r00t3d" by some Chinese hacker calling himself Yu Jen...
    1. Re:Green Destiny by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... the Jade Fox never really learned the hacking techniques but her disciple did; and did very well.

      Li Mu Bai died one day, but yet his spirit lived on and he still fights today as a Giang Hu soldier - destroying script kiddies everywhere.

      Now only Lo, Jen and Shu Lien have the root passes and the universe is safe.

  5. Re:Wow, just.. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh you know what's funny? I damn near posted almost the exact same thing, except like 5 other people did.

    It kind of reminds me of a Star Trek convention I went to (the ONLY one I ever went to...) where they had a costume contest. 249 out of 250 people the day before said 'I bet Ill be the only Klingon there!'

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  6. Interesting Wording... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Gordon Bell, one of the creators of VAX, and Linus Torvalds"

    Wow, so it is true... Linus is a robot.
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  7. New metrics? by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Feng also proposed that a new technique is needed for measuring the performance of supercomputers. Instead of looking primarily at how many calculations a system can run in a given amount of time, researchers should also consider factors such as downtime, size, price and maintenance requirements, he said.

    Following Feng's lead, the whole supercomputing industry has reacted to this new paradigm shift. Industry leader Cray has ceased development of its upcoming SV2 and has designed a system based on the reliable commodore 64. Explained lead scientist Joel Grey, "We managed to get a C64 computer out of the dump, and bought 1,000 surplus 'Barney' solar calculators off of ebay for $30".

    The new system, dubbed the SV64, is not quite as fast as the SV2, but exceeds at new metrics: Converted to run on solar power, and having spent the last 15 years in an uncooled closet continously generating the "experiencing technical dificulties" logo for a local community access TV station, the new computer shatters existing power and reliability records. "With an expected retail price of less than $1M USD, we expect this computer to eclipse [Japanese rival] NEC's lead and become the platform that will be used to perform most of the world's weather, biological, and nuclear simulations well into the next decade", said Grey.

    Wall Street analysts pointed out the the system has never needed maintence, nor suffered downtime, nor needed the services of an UNIX system administrater, and as a result, the total cost of ownership should remain low. Shares of component manufacturer Commodore rose 10 points to 10 1/64 in heavy trading today.

    1. Re:New metrics? by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news...

      Olympic Speedskating will be judged, not on speed, but on fashion, sweating the least, and the contestant who books the best airfare to the event.

      North Korea became the second country to land a person on the moon and return them safely to earth. Although technically the rocket blew up on the launch pad, it was still considered a sucessful mission given the impoverished country's lack of funds, the technical embargoes placed on the country by space-faring nations, and the total lack of a Korean space program.

      Life insurance companies will now pay benefits for near-death experiences, close calls, and "getting really scared".

      sorry... I just prefer the normal metrics of FLOPS, MIPS, bandwidth and topology for my supercomputers...