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Seeking a Practical Guide to Digital Signatures?
ScuzzMonkey asks: "I work for a small company trying to streamline some business processes in Washington State. As a part of this initiative, we're considering implementing a 'paperless' contracts system. In order for this to work out, on our end, we need a legally acceptable method of electronically signing the contract documents that we receive via fax from our sub-contractors (at this time, they will still be signing manually; this may eventually move to e-mail and digital signatures on their end as well as they become more capable of dealing with us on that level). On the face of it, this seems pretty straightforward. I set up some sort of certificate or some such for our employees responsible for signing these documents, and they simply review the TIFF attachment that comes in from the fax software and 'sign' it with their digital signature via a selected program. With the passage of the E-Sign Act (PDF) in 2000, it seems like this should be every bit as solid in court as a written signature. But while I've been able to find quite a lot of information on the web about the theoretical ramifications of this law, there's not much on practical implementations. What sort of software should I use? Do I need a third-party issued certificate? If so, do I just need one for the company, or one for each signer? What certificate authorities would you recommend? Do some certificates work with some software but not other software? What about this program from the state? Has anyone done this successfully yet? Any other stumbling blocks I should be aware of here, either legal or technological?"
this is my first post on slashdot, hello. i logged on so i could share my sexual experience with trollaxor. it seems like he's still just as good as when i had him.
i met trollaxor in may of 2000. he was really good looking and funny too. he has a great sense of humour. anyway we met at a coffeehouse and hit it off from there (i worked there). he would take me out to denny's and we'd also break into this hottub in a ritzy apartment complex. we had sex in the showers there quite a few times, and even fucked in the hottub once or twice. lol, that was a bad idea as i passed out and woke up to trollaxor all worried and nervous that he had killed me.
anyway, he is a fucking monster. the first time we had sex i thought he was in all the way but i was fucking wrong. when he was in up the hilt, i mean like his balls against my asscheeks, i had never been that stuffed in my life, and i've been with a lot of guys. he fucking popped into my cervix for christ's sake. it was the most amazing sensation in the world, and he hadn't even started pumping away yet.
he made me cum in about 5 minutes, but the kid just kept going. it was amazing. he never once went limp, even after i gave him a handjob and came all over my tits. he rolled me over and fucked me doggy-style for a half hour to celebrate. that night we fucked for 3 hours, and i was so worn out after it i passed out naked underneath of him. after that it was a regular fuckfest.
blowjobs were really great, his dick is a little thick and long for me but i adapted. one thing i especially noted about his semen is that it tastes great (not like fucking bleach, yecch) and he cums a gallon. seriously, i have never seen anyone cum that much in real life, just pornos. he is really polite too, he never slapped me or grabs my hair or anything. in fact i was the one that initiated the facial cumshots (he seemed to like those).
the one night we hadn't been together in a couple weeks and he ripped me apart. the next day i thoguht i had begun my period early but it was just him having been so rough. i mean, the guy's 9 inches and we usually have to make sure i am very wet and ready before he can go full-out. that night we couldn't wait and i was walking a little stiff for it.
he's good for other stuff besides dick though. he is a great kisser and his tongue can do amazing things. anyone can suck tits but trollaxor eats, and eats well. he once went down on me for an hour and a half and brought me to orgasm 4 times. i've never seen a guy eat like that. i was almost laughing at how great it felt, i could not believe i had hooked up with someone like him.
oh man, this brings back memories. i think i am going to email him to see how he's doing (obviously pretty well with the ladies). i haven't seen him since he moved, and we only talk between mutual friends. maybe there's a road-trip in the works here ;)
well, seeya later. just wanted to put in my 2 cents.
Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially humiliating way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million strangers was as good a way as any. I hate you more then I can describe within the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with Jon Katz, not you. You're an ugly bucktoothed chubby social retard. Plus your ass is an airline hanger compared to Katz'z's'zs's tight puckered mancunt. Enough rambling. Fuck you RabbitFace, I'm filing for divorce. (PS- I gave you AIDS) Update 15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "lol asl?", message body: "Fag. I was born with a penis. :P" Hazah! Free at last, oh lawdy, i'm free at last :)