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XP Service Pack Does the Impossible

Peyna writes "This article over at C|net discusses the upcoming Microsoft Windows XP service pack, which will contain the normal bug fixes, but more importantly, will make XP more modular, allowing you to override their default products. I assume this means Internet Explorer and possibly some other apps as well."

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  1. might morphen power windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I picture bill gates as the left leg of the giant cat robot thingy.

  2. Now there's a shock..... by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows is actually modular enough to allow people to add their own apps. I'm amazed!

    The next thing Microsoft will tell me is that the sky is blue.

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  3. Re:Hey!!! by donnacha · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'll bet they're holding lotteries in the Federal Pen right now to see who gets to be Bill Gate's boyfriend.

    Kinda useful, then, the way he rocks back and forth.

  4. Re:Finally by coryboehne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to mention that it's build 2600 :)

    On a serious note, I wonder why they did'nt do this a long time ago (read windows 95, or first anti-trust lawsuit) it seems that it would have saved them a great deal of headaches.

  5. Re:Makes it more modular? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't think either happens. There was a funny bit in the story as told by AP:

    "In a demonstration of its redesign for The Associated Press, Microsoft deleted all its Internet Explorer icons from one of the company's laptop computers, which preventing the Web browser from starting, then restored the icons later."

    WOW! Either the MS guys are much better at BS than I thought, or the AP guys reporting in this tech issue are clueless. Possibly Both.

  6. Re:Modular my *ss - Lets talk about Mira :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft invents remote display over wireless ethernet. News at 11.

  7. I can see it now.. by MongooseCN · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please select the default browser you would like to use:
    • Netscape

    Please press OK to continue.

    This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. No changes will be saved.

    1. Re:I can see it now.. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Funny
      Please select the default browser you would like to use:

      Netscape

      Please press OK to continue.

      This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. No changes will be saved.


      No, it'll go:


      Please select the default browser you would like to use:

      Netscape
      Are you sure?

      Yes
      Are you really sure?

      Yes
      Microsoft products offer advanced features such as integration into the system. Wouldn't you rather use Internet Explorer instead of Netscape?

      Yes
      WARNING: Use of non-Microsoft products may lead to instability in your system. Are you sure?

      Yes
      Setting preferences.

      This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. No changes will be saved.

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  8. So, Who Leaked Their Activation Key? by donnacha · · Score: 4, Funny


    ...it won't work on a widely-warezed activation key, which as we recall escaped form a large friend of Microsoft beginning with D.

    So, who was that?

    Dell?

    1. Re:So, Who Leaked Their Activation Key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It was DHewlett Packard.

      Like the "Compaq", the "D" is silent.

    2. Re:So, Who Leaked Their Activation Key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, it was Dilbert.

    3. Re:So, Who Leaked Their Activation Key? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...it won't work on a widely-warezed activation key, which as we recall escaped form a large friend of Microsoft beginning with D.

      Fool! Large friend of Microsoft? It's the Devil. THE DEVIL!

  9. Re:assume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

    When you come out with trite little lines like that, you just make an ass out of you.

  10. curious by waspleg · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'm reading a lot of posts about how the new patch cripples pirated keys

    i'm wondering how this affects the different flavors of XP?

    as everyone knows that Professional is not supposed to be subject to the key bullshit whereas the home version is

    personally i'm using a pirated copy of XP pro and while it would be trivial for me to get a legal copy for $5 thanks to a collegiate cocksucking arrangement with M$ that one of my ex-colleges had, i'd rather not since that would mean re-installing and the fact that M$ might see a penny of my money (which is unacceptable)

    in fact the last legal copy of windows i think i purchased was of '98, and that wasn't by choice

    fuck M$, if they cripple my desk i'll just have another *nix desktop with a 98 SE partition for gaming, maybe eventually they will learn to stop treating their customers like criminals (although they seem to have taken a lesson from US law enforcement on that one, since you are presumed guilty until proven innocent in most cases these days)

    hopefully the DoJ will give them a vasectomy and people won't have to worry about selling their souls to .Net

  11. Re:Biting the hand that pirates it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Offer me a stripped down OS that presents an API subset limited to DirectX, OGL and enough of the WinAPI to let me install and start a game, at a reasonable price ($30) without any idiotic licensing or activation crap, and I'll buy it.

    You just described the XBox.

  12. New XP Activation Key! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Y0USO-34R3A-P1R4T-1N6B45-T4RD5

    1. Re:New XP Activation Key! by zztzed · · Score: 2, Funny

      L1NUX-KRNLH-ACKRS-AREWE-ENIES

  13. How modular? by archen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I uninstall Pinball in WinXP? I was going through my Win2k machine deleting junk the other day, and looked at my logs:

    "Pinball.exe has been restored to maintain system stability"

    Me: ehh.....

  14. The Reg have a good take on this by gagravarr · · Score: 3, Funny

    As ever, The Register have a good article on this. Has a bit more detail on how the modularisation will work

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  15. What microsoft should do about Windows XP by Penn · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyone is screaming for an OS from microsoft that isn't so compounded with all the software that microsoft includes...They should take the final release version of Win95c and change the gui to mimic windows XP and then release that and all the support with it...If people don't want all the goodies of winXP then they should go back to 95/98

  16. Something Impossible? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Funny

    "XP Service Pack Does the Impossible"

    Makes a Microsoft OS Secure and reliable???

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