New Amino Acid Discovered
EricMargel writes: "As published in Science, researchers at the Ohio State University claim to have discovered the 22nd known amino acid, pyrrolysine, the first discovered since 1986." I hope rice and beans are still sufficient to get all the needed amino acids.
With a new amino acid.
Owner of a Mensa membership card.
FP
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a way to help people naturally prevent the farts caused by all the good food we're supposed to be eating. Instead of taking a beano with the meal, I'd rather have a daily magic pill or gene therapy to prevent all that nasty, stinky gas.
Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist