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Judge Says Sonicblue Doesn't Have to Monitor

MoD writes "From CNet: District Court Judge Florence-Marie Cooper on Friday overturned a late April ruling that required the maker of ReplayTV set-top box technology to write and install software to monitor what its customers were watching."

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  1. Strike one for the advant of spyware on TV by Nobody's+Hero · · Score: 3, Funny

    YAH!

    the last place I need more spyware is on my television. No one needs to know how many episodes of Star Trek I've been watching.

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    The Only Person Willing to be Me is ME!
  2. Re:Rights by mrgrey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Consumers have rights? I didn't know that. Usually everything we buy has fine print that tends to negate any rights we had prior to purchasing the product.

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    -Tolerate my intolerance
  3. In response... by Asikaa · · Score: 5, Funny
    In response to the ruling, the major TV networks released the following statement:

    "Ok that's it. We've had enough with the public. Who do they think they are? Well, we have a plan.

    All network TV will now be encrypted in a similar fashion to satellite TV. In order to be issued a decryption smartcard, customers will be forced to sit through 120 hours of non-stop commercials followed by back-to-back reruns of My Two Dads and Hart to Hart."

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    Asikaa
    Come in, twenty-seventy-seventy, your time is up.

    1. Re:In response... by curunir · · Score: 4, Funny

      5 minutes later...

      The hacker community releases instructions for constructing an antenna capable of decrypting the new broadcasts using only spare AOL CDs, 4 paperclips and a rubber band.

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      "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
  4. This tragic ruling by First+Person · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a sad day for us lying bastards. I was just beginning to relish the idea of hacking the reporting mechanism. Then I'd be able to influence network programming without even viewing the shows. This way I could dictate the mindless drivel without having to watch any of it - a double win! Create enough spurious reports and the system would have been useless. *evil grin*

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    Given one hour to live, the student replied: "I'd spend it with professor FP who can make an hour seem like a lifetime."
  5. Re:Hurrah! by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Say YES to good precident!

    George W.'s campaign slogan for 2004 has been leaked apparently.

  6. Re:Effects of technology on the tv industry by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would this be the begining of the end of "free" over the air tv? I personally know of only a couple of people who do not have cable/satellite, is OTATV a dinosaur anyway?

    Good point--cable television is widespread and fairly affordable; and it offers high signal quality even if the content does suck.

    I really hope the TV broadcasters don't take a cue from web advertising. I can imagine it now:

    Joe SixPack hits "power" button on remote to turn off his TV, only to get bombarded with six pop-up advertisements. He hits the power button to get rid of the pop-ups, and gets two more for every one he "turns off." The whole TV display goes blue and dumps a whole bunch of technical gibbersh, then goes black as a wisp of smoke escapes from the back of the set.

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    !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.