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bagder writes: "The guys in the Rockbox project have just released the first working firmware replacement for the Archos portable hard disk-based MP3-players. The software is all GPL. Every tiny bit was reverse engineered, disassembled and then re-written from scratch. You can go download your own firmware right now!"
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You can buy the whole company for less than a tank of gas now. Go for it!!!11
dumbass read 2 fricken messages up!
Yeah, your reply wasn't very nice, jerkoffmaster.
awsome troll my friend
ill add you to the list on whacking off to low quality photoshops
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This story takes place back in the late 1990's. I was 25y/o and married at
the time. I met Kathleen through my best friend, Jeff Bates. (You all know him as Hemos)
She was about my age. Tall for a woman, about 5'9" or 5' 10". With shoulder length, dark brown,
hair and deep brown eyes. She probably weighed about 135# (I didn't ask).
Though I couldn't see much of her through her loose fitting blue jeans and
flannel shirt, there was no question in my mind that she was female. And,
appeared to be a damn good looking one too. So, I was a little surprised
when she told me, right up front, that she was a pre-op transsexual. I
consider myself a liberal thinker, so I just accepted the fact and let it
go at that.
I introduced her to my wife,Barb, and they hit it off right away. We all
soon became very good friends. In fact, a short while later, Kathleen ended up
staying with us for a while. It was a convenient arrangement. Because I was
working 2nd shift and, Kathleen, was working days. My wife wasn't working at
the time.
I should mention that the sex life between my wife and me was virtually
nonexistent (she's now my ex, by the way). However, I never had sexual
thoughts about Kathleen. I liked her, and enjoyed her company, but I guess I
just could never get past the fact that she had male parts.
All of that changed dramatically one Saturday afternoon. I had gone out to
run some errands. My wife had gone to visit her parents in another town for
the weekend. When I arrived home the house seemed empty. As I passed by the
patio doors I saw Kathleen lying on a blanket, on her back, sunning herself.
She was wearing bikini bottoms and no top.
I guess I'd never really looked at her before. Not like I was seeing her
now. She was stunningly beautiful. With long smooth shapely legs, a very
sexy curvaceous body, and her breasts were not too big and not too small. I
guess the word would be perky. I couldn't believe the vision of loveliness
I was looking at. If I didn't already know it, I never would've guessed
that there was a penis under those bikini bottoms.
I was in the kitchen when Kathleen came into the house (she had her top on
now). She walked by me casually and said, "Hi, Rob, I didn't know you
were home." I said nothing, but tried to hide my hardon as I watched that,
definitely female, ass walk by. She went into the bathroom and I heard the
shower turn on. All through dinner, I could not get the vision of Kathleen on
the patio out of my mind.
Later we sat around watching TV, chatting and having a few drinks. Kathleen
was dressed in a short miniskirt and light blouse that showed off her
luscious long legs and curvaceous body. If I didn't know better I'd have
sworn she was trying to tease me.
During the conversation she said, "You know, Rob, I've always found you
to be a very attractive man. After I have my surgery, I'd like to come back
& bed you down." I don't know if it was the drinks, the fact that I hadn't
had sex in months (other than Rosy Palm and her four sisters), or the
combination of both.
But, I was getting some pretty strange thoughts regarding Kathleen. I guess
she must've read my mind, because she then said, "actually, if you'd like,
we don't have to wait." As she was speaking she kind of strolled over to
where I was sitting, knelt down between my spread legs and began to unzip
my pants. I made no move to resist as she reached in and extracted my
rapidly stiffening cock. I've never actually measured myself, and don't
consider myself all that big. Kathleen, however, was mumbling something about
how big it was just before she wrapped her luscious lips around the head
and sucked the shaft completely into her hot wet mouth... I was in heaven
feeling her warm wet, definitely female, mouth moving up and down on my
throbbing boner.
I was thinking that I wasn't going to be able to hold out very long if she
kept that up. She stopped her mouth action (which greatly disappointed me)
and stood up. She took me by the hand and led me to her bedroom. Watching
her sexy ass lead the way, I had lost all resistance at this point. As she
sat me on the bed and began removing my clothing, I nervously commented
that I'd never done it with anyone with a dick before. To which she
replied, "don't think of it as a dick. Think of it as an oversized
clitoris."
After she'd removed my clothes, she stood and began undressing, with her
back to me. I laid there with a raging boner as I stared at her gorgeous
body and luscious ass. When she turned around I got my first look at her
penis. It actually was, not much more than an oversized clit. It was about
1 or 2 inches long, hard. It actually resemble the penis of a very young
child. But, I didn't think about that at the time.
Kathleen laid on the bed beside me and began to suck my steel hard rod again,
as I rubbed her tits and that smooth firm, perfectly shaped, bubble butt.
After a few minutes of sucking, she reached into her night stand and
brought out a tube of lubricant. As she was rubbing my fat cock with the
slippery substance and saying, "I want you inside me," it suddenly dawned
on me that, that beautiful ass I'd been admiring so much was where I was
about to stick my hard cock! I'd never experienced anal sex before.
Kathleen laid on her stomach and offered her ass to me saying, "I like it from
behind. Lay on my back and fuck my male pussy." I needed no more
encouragement. I rolled over onto her back and felt her reach between us,
take hold of my throbbing member and place the head at her opening. I
pushed steadily and firmly. Feeling her butthole open up and accept the
head of my male offering. It was the tightest, hottest sensation I've ever
felt, as her male pussy engulfed my hard throbbing meat.
As we fell into a steady rhythm, I could feel her asshole tighten as I
withdrew and loosen as I impaled her, It was the most wonderful sensation
I've ever felt. As I was steadily fucking Kathleen's ass, she was saying
things like, "God yes! Fuck my ass! Oh God, this feels so good! It's been
so long since I've been fucked by a real man! Fuck me! Fuck me hard!"
These words only served to drive me on, and fuck her as hard as I could. By
now I had my hands underneath her, mauling her luscious tits. Pinching her
nipples, and slamming my cock into her ass at a furious pace.
Suddenly she began to scream, "Oh my God! I'm gonna cum. You're gonna make
cum this way! Fuck me! Fuck me! Make me cum! Please don't stop! Make me
cum!" Then I felt her ass contract around my cock several times in rapid
succession. This pushed me over the edge. I grunted something like, "I'm
gonna cum in your ass!" To which she replied, "Yes! Cum deep in my ass! I
want your cum in me!"
That did it! I slammed all the way into her. My whole body stiffened as I
shot several volleys of my hot juice deep into her bowels.
After we had both come down from our orgasmic high, we cuddled and talked
awhile. She told me that no-one had ever, actually, made her cum while
fucking her before. We slept together the rest of the weekend.
I learned that my wife and Kathleen had conspired to arrange this so that
Kathleen and I could both have an avenue for our sexual needs, and my wife
wouldn't be bothered by me unless she wanted to be. Which was almost
never. Don't get me wrong. I knew that my wife loved me. She just didn't
like sex.
Kathleen moved away about a year after that. To take a job where she could
make enough money to complete her transition. We eventually lost contact
with each other. My wife and I also eventually drifted apart, but it had
nothing to do with Kathleen.
I don't know if she ever completed the change or not. However, my
relationship with Kathleen forever changed my life and the way I look at
things.
It awakened the latent bisexuality in me, and taught me to enjoy the
pleasures of both sexes. I will always love her for it.
It was another hot sticky evening. I live in a small town of around 20,000
people...very rural driven, with lots of farms surrounding the town. I was
driving home from work, when I parked up on the lakefront to eat my
McDonalds. I'm 21 years old, am straight, slim with a nice tan. I don't
work out ever, but I look healthy.
It was late on the summer's evening...around 9pm...and as usual, there were the
"boyracers" parked up in the same car park. These guys are mostly 15 -- 18
year olds still at school. They wear all the labels, are typically jocks,
and have sexy cars which are lowered, have loud stereo's, tinted windows and
spoilers. There were around 20 cars...all with these teens boozing and doing
drugs. I was wearing my jeans and a t-shirt, and they were mostly wearing
singlets, khakis trousers, baseball caps and sunglasses. There was only one
car park -- between 1 sexy black car and a lowered wagon with tinted windows.
I sat there eating my food, but I couldn't help look at the guys next to
me. They had muscled arms, sexy tans, were mostly clean shaven, and they
were all blonde -- except for one black guy. I had a boner just looking at
them, which I was gently rubbing between by jeans. Suddenly someone yelled
out "hey look this guys a fag -- he's rubbing himself". Suddenly 4 other
teens came over to my car. The black guy grabbed my arm through the window
(which was wound down). "you fag...you want some?". I didn't know what to
say.
"get out" said one of the blonde guys, with the bluest eyes ever and a smell
of sweat and Tommy boy cologne....he appeared to be the leader...he was the
sexiest by far....well tanned, and his body well defined, but his muscles
weren't huge. I could see one of his large brown nipples peering out from
around his singlet. "get in the wagon" he said. I stepped out, and they
quickly shoved me in the back of the van. 2 jumped in the front, and the
other 3 hopped in the back with me. They all looked so boyish. Fuck I was
horny. The wagon smelled of piss and beer and grass. Also sexy cologne. I
was laying on a black matress which was COVERED in cum stains. The black
guy punched my arm...my cock got harder. "You gonna learn to fucken be a man
tonight you fucken faggot". I looked up and saw the two cutest
twinks...probably both 16, fully french kissing. They were both wearing
shorts, one had fine blonde hairs on his legs...the other had shaven legs.
The guy with the hair legs was rubbing the smooth twink, and his hand was
massaging his balls through the legs in his Khakis. The stereo was up loud
and the car was driving fast....I knew we were heading out into the country.
Suddenly the black guy removed his army trousers, and he had the biggest
blackest, juiciest cock I have EVER seen. He had trimmed pubes, and shaven
legs. "suck it bitch"....I didn't have time to argue...he slammed his meat into
my throat. I sucked on his purple head. "finger my hole you white fag". I
licked my finger, and it quickly slid into his shithole...which felt smooth
and clean. "oh yeah....fuck that hole.... Suck that fat hot cock....oh yeah".
I rubbed his smooth warm thighs with my other hand.
Suddenly the wagon skidded around a corner and into an isolated rest area
next to a farm. The car stopped, then we reversed. Then the back doors
opened, and the car was parked with the rear facing into a field...with a
black horse in it. There were tree's all around us and no other signs of
people. One of the drivers had a small video camera and was videoing me
sucking this black guys cock.
"oh fuck, oh god, oh you bitch, suck my nigger cock, oh yeah, OHHHHH"
suddenly jets of boiling hot, thick sticky cum bolted down my mouth, down my
throat and over my face. His body shuddered.....he then pushed me over on to
my back. They dragged the mattress out of the car and onto the ground. One
of the teens was out with the horse bringing him over. There was a full
moon, and the car had bright lights on the inside. The horse came over to
us...then they all removed their clothes. The other teens were blonde with
sexy firm stomachs, slight muscles, and they had sexy shaven legs. I was
in paradise. These sexy teens were all gonna fuck me hard and raw.
Then one of the boys pashed me....."ohhhh" he moaned as our tongues twisted.
Then the leader guy ripped my t-shirt off, and twisted my nipples.
"arrrrgghh" I screamed. "fuck up fag" he said, and he kicked me in my
thigh........he kept pinching and twisting....my cock was SO hard, and dripping
cum. I then stopped kissing this gorgeous twink, and turned around...and
there was the black guy sucking the horses cock with the blonde boy with the
hairy legs, sucking, licking and massaging the horses balls.
"ok mother fucker, your turn" said the leader. I knelt down under the horse
and placed my lips around the horses black long cock. I couldn't believe
what was happening. I could smell beer, and 2 of the boys were drinking
beer. The leader then unbuttoned my jeans...."oh yeah, look at that piece of
meat" he said. "Troy -- fix his cock". Troy, the young teen with the shaven
legs, leaned into the wagon and pulled out a small black bag. He placed two
clips onto my nipples...I screamed in pain, but again the leader kicked me in
the thigh....."fuck up slut....suck the cock...that's what you love faggot"....then
a cock ring was placed around my cock so I couldn't cum... and Troy went to
town, sucking on my cock. Then the leader removed my jeans, and spat spit
and snot onto my ass....he rubbed it in with a finger, then pushed his cock
deep into me. "ohhh yeah, fag.....yeah.....let me fuck your virgin ass...ohhhh".
The guy filming all this also was masterbating his cock. The black guy was
drinking beer and his cock had come back to life. And the teen with the
hairy legs started fucking Troy up the ass while he sucked me.
Then the horse started making a noise.....and then it came....huge wads of horse
cum sprayed over my face, and into my mouth. I swallowed as much as I could
but there was gallons of it. The hot cum covered me head to toe. Then the
leader came up my ass.....he wrapped his arms tightly around my neck, almost
strangling me as his firm, hard body convulsed and his cock twitched and
exploded up my ass hole. I had to cum but I couldn't. His smooth chest
rubbed up and down my cum covered back.
The horse wandered off, and Troy then started kissing my chest and eating
the horse sperm. Then another car pulled up.... guy around 18 got out. He
had long black hair, and wasn't clean shaven. He removed his shorts and
hopped over the fence and up to us. They all knew who he was. I didn't.
He removed his khakis and flopped out the longest cock I have ever seen. He
smelt of real man, and he was sexy in a dirty way. He rammed his cock in my
mouth. "sorry I'm late" he said in a deep sexy voice. Then Troy came all
over my chest. Followed by the other teen. I had sperm everywhere. The
leader scooped it up and forced me to drink it while sucking this tall guys
cock...who's name was Robert I think...from what I could here from all the loud
slurping. He fucked my mouth hard.
"suck my balls your homo" I did as I was told. His purple veins stuck out
on his huge balls. "ohhh yeah, suck my balls....put my heavy balls in your
mouth... oh yeah, oh yeah, OH YEAH" then he squirted his cum all over my face
and body... almost as much as the horses. Then the teen filming us came on
me. Then the black guy came over to me. "Open your mouth you cum slut". I
did, and he came in my mouth. "ohh fuck....yeah, yeah suck my white sperm
down your throat....ohhh man that's good". Then he stopped. But before I
could get my breath back, he moved his cock to my mouth again "now swallow
every drop or we'll fucken kill you".....my cock was pulsing with pressure.
He then pissed in my mouth. I swallowed back the golden liquid...."ohhhh" I
moaned in pleasure. Once he had finished, and I'd swallowed every drop, he
leaned over and french kissed me. His big lips felt incredible.
Troy then opened up container full of milky liquid. The leader took it off
him "he you go cum slut.....you love cum so much, then drink every drop of
this" "what is it?" is asked. "cum from a great dame's hot penis and from
a rotweilers". He tipped it into my waiting mouth, as Troy removed my cock
ring. I came instantly shooting my cum about 3 metres, hitting the sexy
twink. Who's name was Matt. "Hey Fuck man, watch it" he said. I drank the
sweet dog cum. Once it had gone, they loaded me and the cum splattered
mattress into the wagon. On the way back into town they took me on the long
trip. I continued to suck off the guys and Matt made me suck his shithole
clean after he crapped into my jeans. I licked his bubble butt clean, after
coming hard all over the back of his smooth twink thighs...which I was then
forced to clean up. They dropped me off at my car.....because Matt had shat
in my jeans I was wearing Matt's Kahkis which smelt sexy....and I still sniff
to this day. Infact, my girlfriend wonders where I got them. Just before
I left Matt pashed me again....and told me if I ever told anyone about this,
they'd "fucken kill me".
I went home and took three days off work, masterbating, eating my cum and
pissing into my mouth. I've never seen those guys again...they must've been
visiting.
My girlfriend has incredible sex with me now as I imagine my evening with
the teen twink fuck sluts.
I wish that I wasn't thrown in the same boat as these people that are posting CmdrTaco porn stories. On my first post I submitted to the wrong story and got Offtopic. Now with my -1 Karma, everything I post gets put to score 0, so can't even be heard. Any moderators that notice the parent, if you think it's not total crap, I could use some help in getting my karma back up to 0.
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