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Trek Prop Collecting

bluethundr writes "Uhm... Is Star Trek just not considered geeky anymore? Must I turn in my Local Geek Union 508 membership Card? Holy freakin' crap! Did I miss a memo somewhere, or did I fail to notice a story on /. about the one and only CAPTAIN'S CHAIR from the freakin' ENTERPRISE (...no bloody A, B, C or D) being up for auction on eBay? To be had, no doubt for about the amount of a small-to-mid-sized suburban home in the NE USofA." bluethundr continues on his 12-step program below.

bluethundr continues: "And while we're at it. I admit it. I am an Okudagram collector. I go nuts and drain my bank account every time I see one of the control panels from the Enterprise (which I believe to be authentic and usually TNG's D, as that's all my bankroll will allow) on eBay and my home server room looks like a federation outpost. If you weren't aware, the Okudagrams from the show come in the form of black-tinted plexi that has a patterned film applied to it with photographic gels to add color and vellum affixed to said plexi with black masking tape. The idea is to backlight them for the effect they achieved on the sets of lighted control panels. Collecting these things, you get a feeling for what's authentic hollywood material and what's a cheap fanboy knockoff. I can't help but wonder if I am the only /.er to engage in this eccentric hobby... By the way, several control panels from the 1701 (including Spock's Science Station computer!) as well as an array of other authentic stuff from the 60s is also to be had for a (very) tidy sum on "the world's online marketplace"....By the way, I am trying to curb this habit of mine, hence this submission. :-|"

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  1. *sniff sniff* by molrak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something smells like NERD around here.... *checks armpits for odor* Oh crap, it's just me! *droooool* But seriously, after all the pounds that Shatner put on during the series, I'd be worried that the chair has already developed its own ass groove that, while priceless in trek history, just would not work well with my own ass.

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  2. Nice Scene by redgekko · · Score: 2, Funny
    I love how they choose to feature a scene where the crew is strewn lifeless across the bridge floor. That's what you get for not having seatbelts!

    Do the switches on the armrests remind anyone of an electric organ?

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  3. Star Trek TNG on the "New" TNN by Hyperbolix · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hate to say it, but your statement that Star Trek is no longer geeky is actually somewhat true. There is a growing trend amoung 15 to 25 year old hicks who are into country music to watch ST:TNG episodes, and said market has been eagerly captured by TNN, who have rebranded themselves as the "New" TNN. It seems now that whenever there isn't anything good on, I come crawling back to the old episodes that got me through so many lonely nights in junior high... when all the normal, "popular" people were off wasting there money at the movies and at the mall. Fortunately, having not wasted my money on such silly things, I have enough money to buy such an item... oh wait... I forgot... I didn't save it, I bought RAM instead. :(
    - Hyperbolix

  4. The real source of that stain by seldolivaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I did not sleep with that ensign..."

  5. Re:almost first post. by funkhauser · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool to perform some sort of sexual act while sitting in Captain Kirk's chair? I mean... the very thought of it is almost too insane to consider.

  6. Re:Faint sense of disgust by k98sven · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to say I feel that looking an auction for a studio prop that starts at $80,000 in a world while around one quarter of children go to bed hungry.

    Are you suggesting that I pay hungry kids to let me sit on them? You cynical bastard!

  7. Re:almost first post. by uncleFester · · Score: 5, Funny

    wouldn't it be cool to perform some sort of sexual act while sitting in Captain Kirk's chair?

    oh come one.. any poor sod can sit in front of his monitor playing Personal Whack-A-Mole without plonking down $80K.

    ... oh, did you mean with someone else?

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  8. Don't do anything rash by Chazmati · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before anyone sells their house for this low-budget TV show prop, give that Hoagy guy a call... if he can build his own cityscape he can probably set you up with a real nice Kirkholder for much less!

    Props to Hoagy. He should be working for Hollywood.

  9. Re:You're not a geek unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I picture it now. The owner with his face in the seat, trying to detect the farts of the original cast, and then inviting his friends over to do the same.

    *shudder*

  10. You mean by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 3, Funny

    I [pause] did not sleep [pause] with [pause] that ensign

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  11. Too bad.... by ZoneGray · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too bad all the dot-coms are gone. One of them would have paid a bundle for it as part of their "branding strategy", and then some lucky employee would have gotten to take it home when they folded.

  12. I thought about buying it. by Telecommando · · Score: 2, Funny

    But only for a second.

    See, there's no cup holders.

    Wouldn't fit with my lifestyle.

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  13. NE means "any"? by chromatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I were you, I'd abbrev. the long words.

  14. Re:I would love to destroy this thing... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Everyone assumes that if you are into computers, you are into all things trek. It was a bad, dumb show."

    I'm curious what you consider to be a good show, then. I seriously think you're judging ST for the wrong reasons.

    The reason that Trek is popular among geeks is that the depicted world of the future is more pleasing to live in if you're a geek.

    For example: You can tell the computer "go find me some porn I like!" and boom, you'll get porn you like. Today, we haveta scour the web manually for that. That sucks.

    Another example: I want a burger and fries right now. But *gasp* I have to walk for 15 minutes to do that! That sucks! In Star Trek, you'd walk up to your replicator, say "Burger and fries, Burgerville style." And boom, you have a burger and fries, Burgerville style.

    Here's yet another example: I have to walk 3/4ths of a mile to work every day. This sucks! Well, in Star Trek, I could just say "Beam me up!".

    One more example: Isn't it a pain in the butt to get a phone number of some chick? Face it: Most chicks don't wanna talk about computers, and none of them are impressed if you're running Linux. (Actually, you lose points for that, as a woman I dated pointed out.) Well, fear no more! In the Star Trek universe, you could just say "Wiggam to Portman, c'mon girl, my tricorder says that your hair is not in need of washing!" You couldn't do that today!

    As you can see, the world of Star Trek is quite appealing and serves as an acceptable template for the future. Geeks have a lot to be happy about when the world churns out one more Trek-like device.

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