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Jacuzzi with 42'' Plasma TV
[RNP]Venom writes "Now this is cool. Jacuzzi has a new "private" collection for people with too much money. Only question is do you prefer this Whirlpool Tub with a 42'' Plasma TV, DVD, and all the trimmings, or a more subtle tub with a 10'' screen, but jets that can do 30 Gallons per minute? Things like floating remote controls and underwater lightning are also included. Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!"
underwater lightning
The rich always have it so good....
"Things like floating remote controls and underwater lightning are also included."
Underwater lightning? No wonder these things cost so much, the liability insurance must be insane.
Can't imagine sitting in a jacuzzi for over 2 hours watching a movie... you'd come out looking like a raisin.
...I'll procrastinate tomorrow...
"I can see it now: 'Pink raisin found in tub, boy's whereabouts unknown'"
Think about how wrinkly you'd get after watching a movie in it.
Well, shoot. If it's not THX-Certified or doesn't carry the SDDS trademark for a superior listening experience, it's just not the Jacuzzi Enterntaiment Center I'm looking for :P
...watch pr0n while you make pr0n!
Now, is it just me, or does the phrase "underwater lightning" send images into your brain of tons of rich people floating dead on the surface of their new hottub?
---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!
Good thing that the NHP 200NC "case" floats (although not completely waterproof)... might destroy the look, though. Now if only I could fit this thing into my parent's basement... oh yeah, and could afford it.
> when you buy it is just trying to lighten your
> wallet.
You mean lightnen your wallet.
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