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Chad Coffman writes "Salon has quite the story up. It seems Russian astronauts are trolling for
supermodels as passengers for their space program." I guess Tito nor Shuttleworth were cute enough for Valery Korzun. May I suggest Courreges or Gaultier for space-suit designer? I'll leave the weight allowance jokes as an exercise for the reader.
You could afford to pay for your ticket to space like Shuttleworth etc.
Video Game cheats, hints a
Hereby I troll for Natalie Portman in space !
Naked and pertified of course.
This would be rather expensive, because a pertified Natalie Postman is heavier than a non-pertified Natalie Portman, even naked.
But I think it's worth the money.
Owner of a Mensa membership card.
.. with a supermodel!
I'm a perfectionist but I'm trying to cut back.
It seems Russian astronauts are trolling for supermodels as passengers for their space program.
:)
Why would supermodels have to be passengers in the space program? They can easily fly up there to the space station, like their mentor, the superman! I've never seen him pay for a seat in the shuttle!
attempting to get the most bang for their bucks.
Guess I failed. Sigh.
It seems Russian astronauts are trolling for supermodels as passengers
It makes good sense. In terms of payload, probably you can send 2 supermodels for same weight as Tito.
ATTN NASA:
Maybe sending me up the space is not such a bad idea. (A gnome shorter than 5'3" who can use both micropipette and computer program. )
If you are built like a supermodel, no-problem. I can envisage that a more normally shaped woman may suffer from problems due differential changes in direction. Some ladies (insert your favourite XXX link) may even knock themselves out when unrestrained.
...pound for buck, you could ship two supermodels into the orbit for the price of one.
;-)
That's what I call a good proposition, everybody is happy.
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
technician: how many Gs can you take?
super-model: I only wear one string at a time.
technician: huh? oh, never mind.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
Nah, a US male astronaut would've asked for a porn star...
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Garg
Alumnus, Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
"In space, no one can hear you cream."
Table-ized A.I.
They think it was a broken gyro... You see, principal filming can't begin until the babes arrive... then the creature will kill everyone, in ones and twos: