Techno Teddy
jazzman writes "In an attempt to push technology into realms it had better never set a foot on, the guys from
flugeldufel have modified some consumer hardware and
created a unique musical instrument:
it looks like a teddy bear, feels like a teddy bear, and transforms gestures into 44kHz breakbeats."
Have you seen the pictures? That's just not right!
Taking the wrong pill, the teddy remained connected to the matrix.
I wonder why so many people choose teddy bears for their projects.
teddy bear spy camera
teddy bear network switch
teddy bear terror bomb
Strange geek fetish?
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Raver Teddy
1 Techno Teddy
4 Lightsticks, assorted colors
1 Sparkly Shirt, toddler size
30 Count extacy hits
2 Bottles water, trendy brand preferred
1 Roll duct tape
Dress bear in shirt. Break lightsticks and attach to bear with duct tape. Place extacy hits on convenient locations on bear, using duct tape. Tape water bottles to teddy. Let sit for ten minutes, toss into pit of e-tards and let the fun begin!
Dragging people kicking and screaming into reality since 1996.
I read the headline, and immediately thought of girls in wearable computers......
It's hell being a geek...
Waving your hands around in a analogue space above sensors to create music is a weird experience - quite unlike playing the keyboard or strumming a guitar.
-- Sorry, I can't think of anything funny to say here.
Interior, a loungeroom. In the centre of the floor sits a Teddy Ruxpin, switched on. A small fluffy dog approaches
Small dog (tentatively, not sure what to make of this furry creature): Woof?
Teddy Ruxpin: Woof?
Small Dog( backing away in fear): Grrr! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Teddy Ruxpin: Grrr! Woof! Woof! Woof!
The dog flees under the settee and cowers in fright at the fearsome Teddy Ruxpin. Onlookers roll about on the floor laughing as the scene fades
If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?