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ApacheCon 2002 Update

Posted by chrisd on from the ute-didn't-have-the-same-ring-to-it dept.

groundhog00 writes "The ApacheCon US 2002 Conference has been announced and all submissions have been turned in for speakers. A final session speaker list should be available in late June/early July. Total, there have been over 150 abstracts submitted for the Las Vegas conference, and should include some very popular speakers. I've attended the last couple (US 2001 in San Jose, CA and the European 2000 in London, UK), and been a bit overwhelmed with the quality of material covered. The European 2000 conference sessions can be found here and the US 2001 San Jose session listings can be found here. Take a look at what has been offered, because there is a considerable amount of GREAT projects that have been featured in the past. Overall, the investment in those two conferences will last me a lifetime. "

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  1. LOVELY SNOT! WONDERFUL SNOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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    1. Re:LOVELY SNOT! WONDERFUL SNOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      CmdrTaco: I lost my virginity to a groundhog.