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Dino writes "You can actually pre-order a new IMSAI here. These folks bought the rights to produce the IMSAI in the late seventies, and provided the unit used in Wargames. It has a genuine S100 bus, but also has modern features as well, the most interesting being a driver that will allow you to access an ATX motherboard via the parallel port as a disk drive."
Marxism has now confirmed: Capitalism is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered bourgeoisie when
Das Kapital confirmed that the rate of profit tends to fall
leading to crisis, war and the ultimate destruction of the capitalism
system. Coming on the heels of the latest economic data showing that
the US is entering a deep recession, this news serves to reinforce
what we've know all along. Capitalism is collapsing in complete disarray,
as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin
comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Lenin to predict capitalism's future. The hand
writing is on the wall: capitalism faces a bleak future. In fact there
won't be any future at for capitalism because capitalism is dying. Things
are looking very bad for capitalism. As many of us are already aware
surplus value (S) is redistributed among individual capitals by
competition leading to an average rate of profit (r) relative to the
organic composition of capital. In order to improve their position
individual capitalism must increase their production of surplus value;
either by increasing the length of working day, but this has
physiological limits or by increasing the constant capital used but
this leads to a fall in the average rate of profit.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Capitalist leader George W Bush states that there 7000 capitalists.
How about members of the proletariat are there? Let's see. The number
of proletariats in America is roughly 200 million. Therefore
there are about 100000 workers which for each person with an
interest in capitalism. A recent article put the petty bourgeoisie at
a rapidly declining proportion of the population. This is consistent
with the predictions of the communist manifesto.
Due to the troubles of British imperialism, two world wars and so on,
European capitalism went out of business and was taken over by Yankee
imperialism who were also in trouble. Now US imperialism is also dead,
its venality and corruption exposed by its own creation, radical
Islam.
All major surveys show that capitalism has steadily declined in credibility.
Capitalism is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very
dim. If capitalism is to survive at all it will be as a fascist
dictatorship. Capitalism continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, capitalism is
dead.
*BSD is dying
I am a CLIT
There I said it now where is my +5 funny?
Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love.
Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so
many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff
your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step
further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest
oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest
things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male
dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you
with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much
longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or
won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that
when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did
not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you
analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that
having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem
doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working
from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of
your crack you have truly missed something grand.
There are several very good positions for you to try if you want
to try this. If you decide that your preference is
clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very
well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the
back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then
lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the
edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina
to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but
want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal
position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on
the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg
a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.
For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have
to give give him full and total access to you. This can only
happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in
that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at
all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very
comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed
and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed,
keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart
as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very
important item to remember while you are considering what
position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have
him mount you this is not the position to use.
Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do
for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with
yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have
spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock.
A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how
many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find
that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of
mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that
I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it
doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand
to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the
greatest orgasms this way.
Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are
many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very
good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just
starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you
have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you
full access to his cock and be able to control all the action.
But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the
back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand
over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me
and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself
with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While
most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having
their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting
any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to
insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to
do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is
begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first
gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to
enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out
of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You
should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you
begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As
you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches
full erection.
While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to
place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of
his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets
closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock
there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used
to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has
finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then
you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot.
The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7
inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog
whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two
inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most
mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they
begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming
from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid
that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is
his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the
females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce
his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will
begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware
that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce
about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum
tastes much better than man cum.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
Can you make a Beowulf cluster of them???
Pluralists would have us to believe that Christianity is just as good as Islam, but I'm here to tell you, sisters and brothers, that Christianity is not just as good as Islam ...Christianity was founded by Jehovah, a demon-possessed incestuous pedophile who had 1 wife -- and she was his 13-year-old mother. And I will tell you Jehovah is not Allah either. Allah's not going to turn you into a terrorist nation that'll try to bomb people for their oil and drop atomic bombs on surrendering nations and take the lives of thousands and thousands of non-Christian people at the whim of your multinational corporations.
Hello, I'm Dr. Kent Hovind, head Creation researcher at the Institute of Creation Science. I recently funded an extensive statistical survey of approximately 20,000 Slashdot users. My team of Christian programmers wrote proprietary Pearl code (the only Godly computer language; Lenny Wall, its author, is a Christian) that extracted email addresses from users' comments over a four-month period, and e-mailed them a simple questionaire.
The results are astonishing.
Among the 20,000 users surveyed:
74% are Atheists
95% are Evolutionists
83% are Communists ("open source" software users)
67% (!!) are Homosexuals (including 6 editors)
What kind of sick joke is this!? I just looked at your user info, and almost all of your posts had been modded down to -1!!! Your website contains a link to a disgusting pornographic site! What is going on!?!?! And what is this first post thing? Who really cares?
I hate it when I screw up my sig file!!
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
...well, I guess I was a little behind. I ran a BBS on a C64 @ 300baud...
Though, I was in wonder of the Wildcat BBSs running on 486s at the time...