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  1. Here's the US Flavour on Firefox 2.0 Posted a Day Early · · Score: 0, Redundant
  2. Dr. Brilliant? on Google.org to Spend an Initial $1.1 Billion · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone out of a comic book.

    Marvel Presents: Dr. Brilliant and the Giving Googler!

  3. Sanctity on No Same Sex Marriage In World of Warcraft? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know this will ruin the sanctity of online marriage.

    Maybe they should create a monster named Santorum that will unleash a frothy mixure of lube and fecal matter upon the players that choose to have a gay marriage

  4. Formula for how long a copyright lasts... on Libraries Say DRM May Harm Their Services · · Score: 1

    It's quite easy...

    m + 5 = length of copyright in years, where m equals the current age of Mickey Mouse.

  5. Second floor? on A CES Preview: CES Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Anyone have any updates from the second floor? I would love an autographed 8x10 black and white glossy close up of some porn star's, uhm...prune donut.

  6. Job at rim? on Security Holes Found In RIM BlackBerry Service · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who in their right mind would store that info unencrypted? It must be pretty easy these days to get a rim job.

  7. In the words of Hermes... on Groening Confident on Futurama Relaunch · · Score: 1

    This would make me happier than a green snake in a sugarcane-field!

  8. Before the ID'ers come and dipsute evolution... on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 3, Funny

    I invite you to help yourself to last year's flu vaccine.

  9. Re:The "C-900" cassette... on Yet Another Holiday Gift Guide · · Score: 1
  10. Sucker on Next Generation of MP3 Glasses · · Score: 1

    "I am a sucker for any tool or gadget that tries to combine more than one use or function into a single item, but I also have learned from experience that many times such items fail to perform well at any of the tasks they were designed to do."

    I'd say if you buy something like sunglasses with an mp3 player built in, you definitely are a sucker.

  11. Won't work well with significant others... on Barenaked USB Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    Girlfriend: Hey, what do you have on that flash drive?
    You: Barenaked ladies...why?

    SLAP!

  12. For the cost of fifty shows on CBS, NBC to Offer TV Shows for 99 Cents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the cost of fifty shows you can just get a Tivo.

  13. Great Firewall of China on Unblock Google Cache in China · · Score: 5, Funny

    I missed this whole thing...are they trying to keep the Mongolians out of their network?

  14. Wikipedia Entry for AdBlock Extension on Wikimedia Proposes Advertising [Updated] · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I be the first to update the wikipedia entry on the AdBlock extension with a filterset to hide the wikipedia ads?

  15. I call shenanigans... on Jamming Cellphones with Text Messages · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't you think that there are already more than 165 text messages being sent out every second in Manhattan?

  16. Once is all I need on Microsoft Invents A 'Play-Once Only' DVD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just need to play it once to make a copy of it anyway.

  17. Meanwhile... on Apple's 500 Million Songs · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA will be handing out lawsuits for every 100,000th download on a p2p network, leading up to the public beheading of the person who download the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th song.

  18. Not as heavy on Sun Announces Its First Laptop · · Score: 4, Funny

    It doesn't seem big enough (dimension-wise) to fulfill it's purpose.

    I mean, in two years will it be able to hold down as much paper from blowing away as a full-size SparcStation does?

  19. Global Warming on Weather Radar Case Mod · · Score: -1, Troll

    Judging by the station he works at, KPAY, and the syndicated shows they carry, I assume he is building this to squash any of those nasty rumors regarding the presence of global warming.

  20. The steps... on Home Networking Simplified · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Buy a 802.11b card
    2. Find a neighbor with an open wap
    3. Profit!

    Hey, whattya know, I solved the mystery of #2.

  21. 20 minutes?!? on Disposable Camcorder · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's enough space to capture the entire life-span of sexual escapades of most of the people posting to this thread.

  22. In the words of Meatwad... on Juicebox Hacking · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...do what now?

  23. Maybe I should apply for a patent... on Bezos Patents Information Exchange · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you patent the concept of getting idiotic and vague patents on computer concepts?

    Oh wait, too much prior art.

  24. I just thought of a new site! on Dutch Pass iPod Tax · · Score: 1

    www.FreeIpodLevyFeeRefunds.com

    (patent pending)

  25. This has been found on other planets too on Biological Activity on Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists recently found large amounts of methane gas around Uranus.