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CmdrTaco: The MacHack Keynote

wka writes "Here's a write up of the keynote that CmdrTaco was apparently giving at the MacHack conference. Armed with a ThinkPad running Linux, Malda revealed to the MacHack crowd Slashdot's secret to success, talked about the site's history, and did some WinXP bashing, among other things."

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  1. Re:Trollaxor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    On IRC.

  2. Re:Keynote speech about nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    just about any keynote would look like a failure compared to His Holiness Steve Jobs. Jobs on stage could put Christ to shame.

  3. Re:Keynote speech about nothing. by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 1, Funny

    What do you expect a Linux addict to say about Macs?

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  4. My 'Ask Slashdot' finally answered! by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've been wanting to know what is involved in running slashdot. Day-to-day. Rob finally answered:
    He explains that his job is to watch TV while playing The Sims on his laptop and somehow manage to post ten to fifteen article per day.


    Why am I not surprised? (Bye, bye karma. It was nice knowing you)
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  5. Secret to success by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok Malda, what is the "secret" to running an unprofitable website?

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    Do you even lift?

    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  6. my question..... by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Funny

    the article didnt cover it: how much did he bash single button mice?

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  7. /. gnomes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Step one: Play games, watch TV, and post articles.
    Step two: ...
    Step three: Profit!

    Oh, wait. Gotta work on step three.

  8. the origin of Commander 'Taco' by mtec · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has a Sims world full of lesbians - that kill men - that he 'commands'.
    There you go! - The Real origin of his name... I hope he's got more substance to him than he demonstrated. If that's all there is to him, it's kind of sad. I hope he was drunk (the troll comments are a little disconcerting).

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