"Did he infringe 235 patents or only 347?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a GPL License, the most powerful free software agreement in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Ballmer?
someone who calls himself 'Larry' but whose real name is Rajesh.
The Dell(ple) Stores will be easy to find. They'll be right next to your friendly neighborhood Indian restaurant.
Ballmer asked his lawyers for a patent on his peener The prototype was quarter scale and looked like a pipe cleaner Prior art be damned! He told the counsels - get to working! I can prove it's novel just by bellowing and jerking!
they're working a deal with Apple for a 'store within a store' inside Apple stores. It's to fit in with Steve's Zen philosophy - they need an Idiot Bar to provide balance.
are the voice of reason. I did own a Newton. It did rock. We paid over $1000 for those puppies (years ago!) and there was no wireless. Now, the iPhone will have wireless, internet and pda function... at 500-600ish in todays dollars... I think it has a very good chance.
At last we have a list of these vista drivers! There is nothing more dangerous than people driving around, not paying attention and looking off in to the distance! Now you can tell if your neighbor or one of your family members is a vista driver. People that drive like this are a traffic hazard and a menace to society! Why, just the other day, I was driving to work and beside me was someone - not paying attention - looking off into the dist...
What? what do you mean? oh... not those drivers? Vista is a what? Oh. ok. Sorry. I use a Mac. I didn't know...
Venus is the hot one and will turn out to be gay (natch, I mean Venus?)
Earth is the um, down-to-earth one - full of life.
Mars - the cold and distant one - always at war with the other members
Jupiter - slightly overweight - jolly
Saturn - Gaudy over-compensator wears lots of jewelry and rings - looks up to Jupiter
Hot headed Mercury - left in a huff to form his own band - his manager is the real star though.
Uranus was an asshole and left before fame came.
Neptune - always blue, committed suicide after what happened to Pluto...
Pluto? Well, Pluto was thrown out when it was discovered he never could sing.
And when the lawsuits shake out to the point where Apple can let us make calls when our phone dynamically switches it's data connection to an open WiFi network - without us having to think about it - that's the beginning of us prying open the fingers of the cell phone carriers from around our throats, so we can pay more for maintaining an account with the Wifi areas we frequent most. There ain't and won't ever be a free lunch. At least when we go home the phone'll switch over to our house wifi. Lot's of cool possibilities there. But even then, who sells us that Wifi bandwidth? Uh-huh. Most of the time - the same core corporation that probably sells you cell service. TANJ!
Examine Julia Roberts in her prime, now there's something that was hotter than can be explained. I mean, just look at any one part of her and you think... meh. But pull the camera back, take her all in at once and boom! - more hotness than can be explained!
Once they figure out Julia - mystery's over.
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You can lead a fan-boi to water, and you can make him drink.
october
it'll probably be because of a faulty driver.
"Did he infringe 235 patents or only 347?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a GPL License, the most powerful free software agreement in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Ballmer?
someone who calls himself 'Larry' but whose real name is Rajesh. The Dell(ple) Stores will be easy to find. They'll be right next to your friendly neighborhood Indian restaurant.
I can see the Dr. Evil making plans now.
Ballmer asked his lawyers for a patent on his peener
The prototype was quarter scale and looked like a pipe cleaner
Prior art be damned! He told the counsels - get to working!
I can prove it's novel just by bellowing and jerking!
about a thousand years ago our Sun was gettin' busy. That's our boy! I'm verclemt... *sniff!*
I'll bet she was hot!
Who would it have hurt
if the premature squirt
had lasted a reasonable time?
Well, the R.I.A.A.
which still to this day
sees squirting as some sort of crime
If you own a Zune
and seek to commune
with others to squirt and to share
You ought to buy two
for they're scarce and they're few
to see one in public is rare.
...that your grammar didn't go to for a spell.
Spend less time thinking of how to break things and more time on your education.
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oh and... get off my lawn! (damn kids.)
they're working a deal with Apple for a 'store within a store' inside Apple stores. It's to fit in with Steve's Zen philosophy - they need an Idiot Bar to provide balance.
I couldn't have said it any better. Been there - done that - t-shirt - etc.
are the voice of reason. I did own a Newton. It did rock. We paid over $1000 for those puppies (years ago!) and there was no wireless. Now, the iPhone will have wireless, internet and pda function... at 500-600ish in todays dollars... I think it has a very good chance.
At last we have a list of these vista drivers! There is nothing more dangerous than people driving around, not paying attention and looking off in to the distance! Now you can tell if your neighbor or one of your family members is a vista driver. People that drive like this are a traffic hazard and a menace to society! Why, just the other day, I was driving to work and beside me was someone - not paying attention - looking off into the dist...
What? what do you mean? oh... not those drivers? Vista is a what? Oh. ok. Sorry. I use a Mac. I didn't know...
...
Nevermind.
Perhaps for a potential discount on movies?
We're living inside an inter-galactic boy band.
Venus is the hot one and will turn out to be gay (natch, I mean Venus?)
Earth is the um, down-to-earth one - full of life.
Mars - the cold and distant one - always at war with the other members
Jupiter - slightly overweight - jolly
Saturn - Gaudy over-compensator wears lots of jewelry and rings - looks up to Jupiter
Hot headed Mercury - left in a huff to form his own band - his manager is the real star though.
Uranus was an asshole and left before fame came.
Neptune - always blue, committed suicide after what happened to Pluto...
Pluto? Well, Pluto was thrown out when it was discovered he never could sing.
a new reality series - Extreme Makeover: Michael Dell Edition!
Trying to get sex after giving your girl a 'ceramic barium titanate and white-hot molten tin' engagement ring.
He's Louis, Balmer's Marie. Viva La Revolution!
And when the lawsuits shake out to the point where Apple can let us make calls when our phone dynamically switches it's data connection to an open WiFi network - without us having to think about it - that's the beginning of us prying open the fingers of the cell phone carriers from around our throats, so we can pay more for maintaining an account with the Wifi areas we frequent most. There ain't and won't ever be a free lunch. At least when we go home the phone'll switch over to our house wifi. Lot's of cool possibilities there. But even then, who sells us that Wifi bandwidth? Uh-huh. Most of the time - the same core corporation that probably sells you cell service. TANJ!
Examine Julia Roberts in her prime, now there's something that was hotter than can be explained. I mean, just look at any one part of her and you think... meh. But pull the camera back, take her all in at once and boom! - more hotness than can be explained! Once they figure out Julia - mystery's over.
I hear a shark being jumped.
Why don't they build these datacentres near the Arctic circle
um, could it be... Power?
oh - wait... you're right. There's always Kringle Power and Light.
The late great D.F. Jones. One of my favorite movies. I wish H-Wood would do the others.
Great trilogy. Waste a few afternoons and those of you 40ish return to your childhoods for a while.
Colossus (1966)
The Fall of Colossus (1974)
Colossus and the Crab (1977)
'cause Hell would've frozen over and counteracted it.