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Mac OS 9 Weekend Updates

AnamanFan writes "Apple has quietly posted updates for CarbonLib 1.6 and Authoring Support 1.1.9 for Mac OS 9. Apple states in the release notes that there is a benifit for Classic users for Mac OS X for the CarbonLib update. The Authoring Support adds more compatability with iTunes. Right now, the update is not (yet) avaiable via Software Update but only via the above links." They are available via Software Update now. And -- bonus! -- there's an AirPort 2.0.4 update which allows dialing into the base station remotely, compatibility with PPTP and IPSec Windows clients, and multiple connections to port-mapped services. I don't see AirPort 2.0.4 in Software Update for Mac OS X, but I do see something there called Networking Update, improving network connections with sleep. Update: 06/22 22:32 GMT by P : AirPort 2.0.4 for Mac OS X is available, but you apparently need to install the Networking Update first.

14 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  2. Log in by FLaSh+SWT · · Score: 0

    Of course you have to login to Classic to run the updates.

    There's also a firmware upgrade (4.2.9) for my PowerBook available

  3. networking update by brarrr · · Score: 4, Informative

    the networking update fixes a major problem w/ network interruption after sleep - in some cases requiring a restart, in others, causing a 30sec lapse in access.

    both the networking and airport updates are running fine for me on a pismo 400

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    1. Re:networking update by LlamaRama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After the 10.1.5 update my iBook would run kinda pokey if I chose the Sleep option from the Apple menu then woke it up. It ran just fine when I closed it up and opened it. Does this fix that problem any? I think there were others with this, but hey, who knows, really.

    2. Re:networking update by Newtlink · · Score: -1

      this is cool..

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    1. Re:PR0PX TO ON BY by Newtlink · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      holy batshit.. batman..

      someone released the code for windows...

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  5. os 9 - not yet obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    "Steven," she finally said, "I think the best way for you to take part will be as a model. Get up here!"

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    "What did I do?"

    "You seem to find this all very playful so let's just play," said Mrs. Arkin. "Face the class." I turned and smirked as the six girls tried to
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    "You can see, girls, that the boys have no breasts," she smiled. The girls laughed.

    "Now, Steven, remove your pants."

    "What!"

    Smack! The paddle landed on my butt hard and the girl's mouths dropped open.

    "Now Steven," she shouted at me. "Now!"

    I undid my belt and my pants fell to my ankles. I clumsily removed my shoes and pants, standing there in front of the girls hoping I wouldn't
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    "This bulge, girls, what does this represent?" None of the girl's dared speak.

    "Well, they don't seem to know, Steven, so let's show them, shall we?"

    "Oh, please, no, Mrs. Arkin."

    She reached over and pushed my hands away from my crotch, then quickly jerked my shorts down. I was too shocked to be hard, but put my hands
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    "Put your hands on your head."

    I couldn't move, frozen in shame.

    SMACK! The paddle hit me and my hands went to my head. The girl's eyes all went to my groin.

    "Kathleen, could you come up here please?" Mrs. Arkin said.

    Kathleen, 14, walked to the front of the room.

    "Now girls, watch what happens when we give Steven here something to think about. You may touch his penis, Kathleen."

    "No Mam."

    "Fine, Kathleen, then remove your clothing so Steven can get his education as well." She slapped the paddle against her hand for
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    Kathleen began removing her clothing while Mrs. Arkin called on Suzanne, a tall brunette senior.

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    I stood, and Mrs. Arking instructed the class to watch what happens when boys go inside girls.

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    Thank you Steven, said Mrs. Arkin. That was very good. You may sit down -- but leave your clothes here. Girls, I want each of you to touch his
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    First up was Denise, who fingered my balls, then squeezed my shaft which was already beginning to stiffen again. Next the nerdy Jay put a finger on it and said ewwww! Karen inspected it closly with both hands and eyes and it responded by stiffening for her. By the time I reached my seat I was hard again.

    "Oh good," said Mrs. Arkin. "Come back up Steven." With that she brought me up to the front, then proceeded to remove her skirt and
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    "This, girls, is sex." She put one foot on the chair and then pulled me over and pushed my dick inside her wet slit. I gasped.

    "Come up here girls and watch." Sliding me in and out she explained what was happening inside of her, and how pleasant the feeling was.

    Her hands went down to her clit and she rubbed herself, then exploded into an orgasm. She knew I was coming next, pulled me out, then rubbed
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    Well, after that class my life in boarding school was changed forever. The girls were no longer like "sisters" to me, they came in every night, with one or the other wanting to screw. It was sex education at it's finest.

    1. Re:os 9 - not yet obsolete by Newtlink · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      and all of this is due to the rampant cretinism spilled on to the net, begat from the ever-flowing wellspring of fecal matter that is MSFT..

      i, for one, am highly offended at the nature of this post..

      i DEMAND that his N.A.M.B.L.A. membership be revoked, in full.. dammit..

      --
      i hate microsoft.
    2. Re:os 9 - not yet obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  6. SGI is Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    SGI is dying.

    To all the poor IRIX users, GET OUT NOW.

    Move to another stable OS such as OS X, FreeBSD, or HP-UX.

    Don't fall for the trap of Winblows or Linux. Only unsexed trolls use these over-hyped, under-producing operating systems.

    Be smart. Get off the SGI ship while you can!

  7. That's great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I have Jaguar now please?

  8. If you use a Mac, you're a FAG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Just in case you didn't know already.

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  9. Mac == Homo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You use a Mac, it is proof that you are a homo.

    Gay as a day in May.