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Evidence Found of Lake, Catastrophic Flood on Mars

angkor points to this article on spaceflightnow.com, excerpting: "Scientists 'have discovered a large former lake in the highlands of Mars that would cover an area the size of Texas and New Mexico combined.'"

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  1. the bible was right... by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... except the massive flood which lasted 40 days and 40 nights was on mars not earth! now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

    1. Re:the bible was right... by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 3, Funny

      now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

      They're on the spaceship with Elvis. Running the US shadow government from orbit. Advising Bush to advance troops to within 400 cubits of Baghdad.

      That kind of thing.

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    2. Re:the bible was right... by Yunzil · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is no evidence to disprove of a flood.

      There's also no evidence to disprove that there's a flying purple elephant reading over your shoulder right now. DON'T LOOK! If you look he disappears.

  2. fire water burn by ComaVN · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, it would be more useful to cover arizona and colorado with a lake at the moment.

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  3. Inland sea? by ObitMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    with that amount of area wouldn't it be better referred to as an inland sea like the Great Lakes or the Black sea?

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    1. Re:Inland sea? by The_Shadows · · Score: 3, Funny

      >better referred to as an inland sea like the Great Lakes

      I'm not even going to comment on this.

  4. What does it really matter? by olethrosdc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I ought to summarize the current 'mars' situation. I don't have anything against exploring mars, etc, but it seems to me like people are trying to make worthwhile stories out of trivia.

    I think we have been bombarded with the "news" of water on Mars for long enough so far. First it was the polar ice cape water residue, which was quite important. Then there was the hydrogen-trace confirmation, which is perhaps not so important, though it does show that there might be water close enough to the surface to be extracted. However this particular data is completely irrelevant unless there are plans to actually go there and extract water.

    Now they have finished a high-resolution altitude map. They used this to calculate the possible origin of the water that shaped a valley, and traced it to something looking like a lake basin. Again, nice, since people theorize that if there were life on mars, there would be a higher chance that it had existed at a lake.

    But, is this important? As far as I am concerned, the answer is no, unless someone decides to actually send a mission to the planet to gather hard evidence. Which currently seems impossible, considering the amount of money wasted on the ISS (which has no clear function IMHO).

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    1. Re:What does it really matter? by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 5, Interesting
      But, is this important? As far as I am concerned, the answer is no, unless someone decides to actually send a mission to the planet to gather hard evidence.

      An awful lot of useful data is gained by remote sensing Mars - just like on Earth. You don't have to touch down in order to learn.

      Different forms of matter have things called spectal signatures - the particular pattern of all the different wavelengths emitted/reflected. You can use these signatures to work out what sort of stuff rocks are made of, how old they are, what concentrations they're in and in what patterns they lie.

      On Earth it's arguably more interesting, since you can tell different types of vegetation and settlement patterns just by measuring, say, the infra-red or ultraviolet you can see.

      Research on Mars isn't about Martian life, all of the time. It's not even about terraforming and possible future human settlement - it's about taking science developed and theorised on Earth and applying it in new and challenging locations. By finding evidence of a huge body of water on Mars, we now know that all the theories of Martian geohistory (is that a word?) that rely on a small volume of past surface water are less likely to be true. This sort of stuff might be important in ways we don't know yet.

      ...it seems to me like people are trying to make worthwhile stories out of trivia.

      Sure, plenty of people like to think of the possibilities and implications of teeny lifeforms sprouting up on a nearby planet. Fewer people, but they are out there, are just as fascinated by the basic interactions of huge universal systems and forces - of things on a scale millions of orders of magnitude bigger. Sometimes the news doesn't need to be dramatic, if you've got your eye on a bigger picture anyway :)

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    2. Re:What does it really matter? by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ... there might be water close enough to the surface to be extracted. However this particular data is completely irrelevant unless there are plans to actually go there and extract water.

      I don't understand your lack of understanding. I'll try to put it into simple terms:

      A: Water on Mars makes Mars more interesting to visit, because where there's water there is/was life.
      B: Water is to rockets what petroleum is to cars.

      Therefore, these discoveries make Mars easier to return from, and make it a more interesting place to visit. Therefore it is more likely that one or more countries (probably the Chinese at this rate) will want to pay to send people there.

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    3. Re:What does it really matter? by jheinen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, I dunno, maybe 'cause some of us have children who will probably have children, who will have children, ad infinitum, and at some point life on Earth may no longer be viable. It would be nice to have someplace else to go.

      Or it might be interesting to find out whether or not life ever got started someplace else besides here, and if so, how it relates to life on this planet so that we have more information on which to base our decisions on how we manage Earth.

      There is more to life than the here and now.

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    4. Re:What does it really matter? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can't just put water in the tank and expect it to go

      Oh really smart guy? Then explain why my little water powered rocket flies after I pump it up for 5 minutes! Water CAN make rockets fly!

  5. Texas by selderrr · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is it with texas these days ? ./ seems to measure anything extraterestrial in STU (Standard Texas Units).

    Just for clarity : is this a metric unit ? Can we count in Millitexi, picotexi, GIGATEXI (drooldrool) ?

    1. Re:Texas by Rhinobird · · Score: 5, Funny

      No it's an English unit. See there is the base Standard Texas Unit (STU) which is sub-divided into 4840 square Rhode Islands (RI). Each Rhode Island is of course 160 square Country Miles. (as opposed to a regular mile) Each coutry mile is divided into 220 City blocks. Eventually you end up with smidgeons and skoshies.

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    2. Re:Texas by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Funny
      One Belgium is .346 of a Texas in standard notation, (if following the Mornington rules) although can be .347 in high season.

      Y'all should just adopt the Southern Standard of Measurement. In the American Deep South, we only have one unit, the yonder, which can be applied to any distance easily... since the space between any two points is always equal to precisely one yonder. The wrench is in the toolchest over yonder, and the city of San Francisco is over yonder thataway, and eta Ursae Majoris is up yonder.

      The square yonder doesn't exist. Area is generally defined by it's boundaries - trees, roads, creeks, churches and bars. Don't even start to ask about a cubic yonder. Volume is the domain of women, who use a wide variety of terms such as smidgen, speck, dollop, drown and drop, all used only in cooking and baking.

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    3. Re:Texas by Xaoswolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      How does the Library of Congress fit into this? Or is it perhaps a liquid measure?

  6. Rlated Article on BBC by Gopher971 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The BBC website has a related article about the formation of the Ma'adim Vallis. It can be found at News.BBC.Co.Uk

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  7. Hmm... by muzzmac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not interested until they find a Martian nudist beach.

    I love those Martian chicks!

  8. Catastrophic? by bob_jordan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly what was catastrophic about it? Did people die? Were towns washed away?

    This is mars we are talking about. Impressively large flood, yes. Catastrophic flood, I don't think so. Worst case, some large rocks got moved about.

    Bob.

  9. Evidence of Tidal Lock by smallduck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Richard C. Hoagland and friends have some odd theories, but one of them has been somewhat predictive along the lines of this finding. The theory is that Mars was in tidal lock in the not-too-distant past, ie. that it used to be a moon of a larger planet (which exploded or something).

    Predicted by this theory: the distribution of underground water-ice at the equator being primarily in two areas 180 degrees apart. This is what was found, and funny thing, these are apparently areas of high-elevation, not low-elevation.

    Also predicted, climate change on Mars due to cataclismic event as opposed to a slow decline. Such a rapid event would cause exactly the sort of thing described in this mars lake article.

    Another good prediction: the 'stains' visible in Mars orbiter pics that look like liquid water on the surface, in fact are liquid water leaking to the surface. Others poo-poo this idea because they say Mars climate change was geologically ancient, and if water was leaking to the surface as frequently as the pics suggest, it would all be gone by now. Hoagland's theory says the climate change was relatively recent (millions of years), so this really is water and its not all gone yet. Look for this to be found next & lets see if the standard model can survive.

    www.enterprisemission.com

    Richard C. Hoagland is coincidentally is on the Coast to Coast AM (yes, Art Bell's radio show) tonight, not discussing this topic however (hmm, Speilberg producing TV miniseries about what??)

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  10. Re:Lake or Sea? by BJH · · Score: 3, Funny

    A city where you can't get a drink...

  11. That's easy by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... except the massive flood which lasted 40 days and 40 nights was on mars not earth! now i wonder what happened to noah and all the animals?

    That's easy. Noah's Ark was a spaceship. Duh!

    Which reminds me of a German cartoon (http://www.nichtlustig.de/) recently: one sees the Ark in the background, and in the foreground is a small raft with a prophet-like guy and two unicorns. The caption reads "Noah's rival Ishmael was rather less successful", and one of the unicorns says to Ishmael, "By the way, we're gay."

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

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  12. New mexico??? by sofar · · Score: 5, Funny

    'the size of Texas and New Mexico combined.'

    FYI, the European version of the article translates this into:

    'the size of France'

    1. Re:New mexico??? by The+Mayor · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've got the translation wrong. Closer to the size of France and Spain.

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  13. This isn't news... by Cally · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it's olds for nerds... images from as far back as Pathfinder showed conclusive evidence of catastrophic outburst floods. That's why Mars Odyssey carries the gamma ray spectrometer which is tuned to look for the hydrogen signal from subsurface water in the first place.

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  14. From the fringe by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Of course, elements from the fringe have been arguing there is/has been water there for ages. It seems that it is only now the the official scientists are starting to say "well, there could be", or even "look at our new discovery."

    Examples of how strange this get are seen here. Ignoring the junk science nonsense, the pictures are interesting. If you scroll about halfway down, there is one mars photo, conveniently linked to the nasa archive, that looks for all the world like an actual sea shore. So much so it is startling.

    Of course, the real scientists are taking their sweet time coming to any conclusions (insert plausible reason here), which is driving the hobbyists and others right up a wall.

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    1. Re:From the fringe by Cally · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, elements from the fringe have been arguing there is/has been water there for ages. It seems that it is only now the the official scientists are starting to say "well, there could be", or even "look at our new discovery."

      Examples of how strange this get are seen here [enterprisemission.com]. Ignoring the junk science nonsense, the pictures are interesting. If you scroll about halfway down, there is one mars photo, conveniently linked to the nasa archive, that looks for all the world like an actual sea shore. So much so it is startling.


      Yeah, but there are "fringe scientists" out there who claim they've spotted Banyan trees(!) and vegetation in the JPL archives... IIRC Arthur C. Clarke decided to make an idiot of himself by backing these claims. I can just about stretch to contemplating a hypothesis that some sort of primitive, unicellular slime mould manages to eke out a precarious existence in the sub-zero temperatures, extreme aridity and all-round Antartica conditions. After all, there are bacteria that manage to survive by living on the bottom of pebbles in Antarctica. But Banyan trees?... sorry, you lost me there...
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  15. Re:Catastrophic? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative
    • Exactly what was catastrophic about it? Did people die? Were towns washed away?

    The problem with pedantary is that you really have to be sure that you're correct.

    3. (Geol.) A violent and widely extended change in the surface of the earth, as, an elevation or subsidence of some part of it, effected by internal causes also 3: a sudden violent change in the earth's surface [syn: cataclysm]

    Before someone tries to up the pedantry, there's nothing in the greek root of either words that's specific to the third planet of our solar system. ;-P

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  16. Re:Razing Arizona by duffbeer703 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Colorado wasn't always a little stream. Since huge numbers of people started moving to Arizona and Southern California, and others started growing crops in the desert, the Colorado has been tapped for irrigation.

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  17. Trying not to flame here. by ZigMonty · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm trying not to flame here but how many times are they going to announce the existance of water on Mars? Do we really need to hear about the latest dried up lake? New Scientist had a good editorial on this recently.

    NASA seems to alternate between press releases of "Water/Life on Mars", "Yet Another Module of a Usless Space Station Launched", "Some 'Kids' Program" and "30 Years Since We Last Did Something (Orbit/Moon etc)".

    I am a firm believer in space exploration but I'm really starting to loose faith in NASA. The search for life in the universe is important but should it really be the program's primary goal? IMHO, we should be trying to commercialize space (for humans not just satellites). NASA should help corporations build space hotels, start charging a $million a flight and fund their science that way. The Mars fossils aren't going anywhere! With a good space infrastructure looking for life becomes much easier.

    Reply, don't mod.

  18. Rhode Island by overunderunderdone · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a resident of Rhode Island I'm terrified of the possibility that one of those floods "the size of Rhode Island" or wildfires "the size of Rhode Island" will someday actually happen IN Rhode Island.

  19. Re:And plenty of code space for more. by Christianfreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know I've asked the this question before: But why is it that everytime there's a story about life on other planets we have someone start talking about the "religious zealots" and how this is going to upset their faith? Like for some reason everyone who is religious will just pack their bags and go home and never give religion another thought.

    Well here's a thought... the vast majority of religious people (like the vast majority of the population) probably don't care if there is/was life on other planets. For those that do care the vast majority of them welcome the idea and want to know more about it (myself included).

    Yes there are some religious people who are short-sighted and have to put God in a box and declare that everything happened a certain way. For those of us who are not short-sighted its fairly easy to reconcile faith with science. We realize that God is much bigger than any science or logic. The Bible doesn't say that Evolution didn't happen, it just says that God had a hand in creating all that is. For all we know he used evolution to do it and put billions of life-forms all over the universe!

    Finally all this begs the question, Why do you care if some people believe that God created the world in a certain way? They have free speech, they don't seem to be here bothering you. If you believe their wrong fine but why bring them up here where has nothing to do with the topic at hand?

    Is it because you are equally short-sighted and believe that all religious people in the world believe a certain way because of the acts of a vocal few?

  20. The problem is that "religious zealots" are .... by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...so damned dangerous.

    If you (and possibly your community) are the type that have a quiet, personal faith that sustains you during the difficult parts of your life....

    ...well, even though I (and many others) may find the first principles behind it (that there is an invisible, omnipotent and omniscient being who created us all and who has rules for us that we must all abide by or be consined to the flames) absurd, there's no law against the absurd, and you're not hurting anyone. There's no reason for anyone to piss in your cornflakes.

    But you unfortunately - on the surface - share the same faith with a bunch of people who twist religeous writings to serve their own ends, and who simultaniously use these twisted interpretations to absolve them of any responsibility for their actions.

    Somebody with the absolute conviction that an otherwise unconsciencable act is sanctioned by their God is a VERY dangerous person, the same way that a psychopath or sociopath is dangerous. The normal rules of conduct no longer apply.

    So you get people who feel very strongly that "abortion is murder", but believe that killing doctors who perform abortions is just fine (because it is sanctioned by God,and thus not "murder")

    And so on and so forth. There are so many examples that I don't think it's necessary to trot them all out. You don't have to search very hard to find examples of religiously-motivated abhorrant behaviour.

    And this behaviour is very much inter-faith. All the major world religions preach peace, tolerence, understanding, and a virtuous life, and evey one of them has bred fanatics who have killed, raped, burned, and opressed (from individuals to entire populations) in the name of their God.

    A common theme amongst these fanatics is an insistance on the absolute infallibility of their scriptures and the letter of these scriptures (or at least the part of it that they feel gives them leave to do whatever it is they want to do) Anything that can debunk or disprove these scriptures makes is more difficult to gain converts and continue spreading the disease. A world with no religious zealots would be a very fine place indeed.

    So it's not that anyone believes that "all religious people believe a certain thing because of the acts of a vocal few" but rather that "the acts of the vocal few are so damned dangerous that they have to be contained somehow".

    Note that you don't necessarily have to be burning witches or firebombing abortion clinics to be dangerous. If you seek the supression of the teaching of truth (because it contradicts your scriptures) you are dangerous. If you seek to deny people certain rights (because your scriptures claim such people are hated by your God) then you are dangerous. If you seek the supression of certain books or works of art because you feel they are counter to the wishes of your God, you are dangerous. Etc etc ad nausium.

    Probably the best illustration of what I'm taking about here comes from the fine folks at The Onion:

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_ do nt_kill.html

    The fanatics are the ones speaking for you, like it or not. They tar you with the same brush.

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  21. Re:Info by markmoss · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'll get modded down by the atheists

    No, if I had mod points I'd be modding it up - "funny".

    A 300 cubit or approximately 450 foot ship is pretty big (not quite as big as the Navy supply ship my son is serving on, but still big). There were reasons wooden ships were not often made that large - even the best shipwrights with the strongest woods have trouble achieving enough structural strength to withstand wave action beyond about 300 feet length, the ship becomes too hard to maneuver with sails or oars, it's too big for most old-time harbors, and you can't drag it up on the beach to scrape barnacles and re-stuff the seams. Noah wouldn't have had to worry about the last two, but he was no boatwright, and for his first large construction to have held together in the rough waters of a flood would have been indeed miraculous. Managing to keep control of it sufficiently to not get the bottom ripped out as flood waters dragged it across submerged forests and rocks would have been another miracle. Getting the animals there would have been another...

    If I was inclined to believe in this at all, I could probably swallow those three miracles. The big problem is that it would have been utterly impossible for that one ship to have carried all the species of bacteria in the world. (Mark Twain first noticed this little discrepancy, over a century ago.)

  22. Biblical "truth" by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    (We seem to be in agreement on the issue of the danger of fanatics - of any stripe - so I promise not to beat you up too badly :)

    But the issue of Biblical "truth" is an interesting one, because so many people's concepts of what "Biblical truth" actually *means* are so different and so contradictory - often self-contraditictory.

    If I understand your position correctly (and I agree that text is not a perfect communications medium), you believe:

    1) Everything in the Bible is True

    2) Mistakes may be made in translation, such that a False version of what was once a True statement may appear in later versions.

    3) Even given a perfect translation, people may (intentionally or accidently) misconstrue what a passage actually means, and so the version of the passage as it exists in their heads may become False.

    I agree wholeheartedly with statements 2 and 3 from the above summary.

    Now let me make the following observations

    1) There are some parts of the Bible that are very obviously False - the Earth was not built 6 days, for example. The four Gospels (which all discuss the same events) often contradict each other on dates, places, and sequences of events.

    So there are passages to one can point to and state "this is False" and other passages one can point to and state "up to three of these may be False, but we don't know which"

    2) Given the lack of access to early copies (which may not necessarily track the original texts themselves) and the lack of ability of most Christians to read the ancient languages (usually Greek) in which they were written, most people must thus read the Bible in the translation to their native language, and thus get the full force of any translation and copy errors.

    This in turn means that in their copy of the Bible, there exist passages which are not the same as the "True" Bible, and so are False.

    3) For a given person, there is some level of probability that they will misconstrue a given passage at any given time, and so their "internal model" of the passage becomes False.

    When you tie this all together, this means that:

    1) for a given passage, there is some probability that the passage is False

    2) You have no way of determining what that probability is

    This means that _every single passage in the Bible is suspect_!

    How can one choose to base a life, make decisions, or answer questions, based on the contents of the Bible, if there is no way to know if the answer is True or not?

    DG

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    1. Re:Biblical "truth" by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for the well thought reply.



      No problem.



      As you can probably tell, I am an athiest. I was raised Roman Catholic (and so got the full religious education) and I came to atheism once I was on my own and free to think for myself. I have a lot of sympathy for the religious, in that I understand full well how difficult it is to let go of stuff that was taught to you as (heh) gospel truth for most of your whole life.



      The earth could have litterally have been built in 6 days. There is no way to prove or disprove this. Or, the context in which the word "Day" is described does not mean a literal 24 hour day.



      Well, you can't have it both ways.



      As it sits right now, the word ancient Greek word that has been translated as "day", meaning "a 24 hour period". Certainly that is the interpretation that is commonly accepted.



      If "day" does NOT mean "a 24 hour period", but rather "some period of time very much longer than 24 hours" then the common use of the word "day" in Genesis is an ERROR - a faithfully reproduced, painstakingly copied ERROR.



      It is, of course, possible that God snapped His fingers, and the Earth came together complete with a fossil record and the evidence of very long term geological processes. As such, it is impossible to disprove, in a scientific way, that the Earth was not created in 6 days.



      At some point you have to make a decision: given the massive amounts of evidence that show that the Earth was created millions of years ago and then slowly acquired life through natural processes, does that not make more sense than an Earth created in a mystical fashion in an unnaturally quick timeframe, complete with falsified evidence of a natural creation and the slow development of life?



      If you are of the camp that believes that God triggered the Big Bang and then sat back and watched His divine plan unfold, fine. That is a much more reasonable Creation story, as it allows all the scientific evidence we have to date to remain True. But if you *are* of ths camp, then Genesis is in error, and at least one portion of the Bible is FALSE.



      I wonder why the Gospels are picked on so much.



      Mostly because - unlike the Old Testement - the Gospels provide four independant accounts of the same events. There is no "Book of Moses according to Levi", "Book of Moses according to Samuel" etc so it is harder to show that given Old Testament passages refer to the same event (if indeed they actually do)



      But the Gospels refer to the life and actions of the same guy, who incidently is supposed to be the Son of God (and so what he says and does is core to Christianity)



      If the Gospels contradict themselves on so much as one fact - say the date of the birth of Jesus - then at least one of them is False on that fact. If there is one Falsehood, there may be more, and you have no way of determining which passage is False or not.



      Which is another way of stating that there is no way to tell is a given Biblical passage is actually True.



      I'm not the first person to ever state this. Many, many learned scholars throughout the history of Christianity have struggled with this concept, and great and amazing feats of logical gymnastics have taken place in order to rationallize these logical problems away. But notwithstanding great efforts at rationalization, the core problem remains: how do you trust a book that contains known false statements, given that there is no way to independantly test any of these statements outside of the context of the book?



      It is very, very good that you are seeking the Truth, but Truth is a very slippery fish indeed. It is one of the core tenets of science that determining Truth is very difficult, that you have to be prepared to provide excellent evidence of given would-be Truth, and you have to be ready to accept that today's Truth may well be disproven tomorrow. The "Truth" of science is a fuzzy, nebulous concept that you at best glimpse out of the corner of your eye from time to time. But it also maps very well into the real world.



      Ask yourself this: "Why do I insist on the existence of God and the Truth of the Bible?" What purpose does it serve? Seriously. Think about this. Meditate on it. And see if you can answer yourself truthfully. I'd be interested in what you discover.



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  23. What is it with americans? by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do americans feel the need to express everything in space, in how it relates to the size of texas?

    Bruce willis: How big is that thing?
    Some guy: It's as big as texas

    Nasa nerd 1: I've found a lake on mars!
    Nasa nerd 2: Really? where?
    Nasa nerd 3: Up there on your left... It's about 1.2 texas'.

    Picard: Number one, how fast are we currently travelling?
    Riker: Approximately 200 million texas' per hour sir

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  24. Re:Info by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful
    After telling Noah to take two of every creature, he clarified it by saying:
    "Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."
    Wouldn't make sense to bring along two of asexually reproducing "creatures" anyway. Of course, you could always counter that the Bible was just put together by primitive people who simply hadn't discovered microscopic life yet, if you want. Whatever makes you feel safer.
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