Customizing Apache for maximum performance
CochiseWar writes "In this Linux-focused tutorial, you learn many suggestions, tips, and tricks for controlling Apache and modifying its behavior to best fit its running environment. Topics are operating system considerations, including platform and distribution choices, kernel compilation, and disk optimization; compiling Apache from scratch, including the benefits of custom compilation, the procedure, and some considerations at compile time; and suggestions for configuration, including run-time parameters, navigating the httpd.conf file, and static versus dynamic content situations."
Start -> Control Panel -> Add Remove Programs -> Windows Setup -> Internet Information Server.
Make sure there is a tick next to the program.
Step 1: Uninstall Apache.
Step 2: Install IIS (this may involve buying and installing Windows and wiping the hard drive).
Step 3: Burn your naked RMS posters.