"Sex Education" For Pandas

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Posted by timothy on Thursday June 27, 2002 @05:38AM from the something-to-moan-about dept.

ahertz writes: "If only it were this easy for geeks! CNN is reporting that officials at the China Giant Panda Breeding Center in Woolong, China are showing... err... panda pr0n to increase the sex drive of captive pandas. The program is apparently quite effective, as birth rates have risen dramatically."

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A better report than the CNN one... by zulux · 2002-06-27 05:48 · Score: 5, Funny

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/pandaporn.htm

Maby not more informative, but a hell of a lot funnier.

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Can the pun police arrest this guy? by sclatter · 2002-06-27 05:55 · Score: 3, Funny

While it is not clear how far the "sex education lesson" goes into the finer details of the art of love-making, this X-rated scene is being repeated across China to pander to their basic instincts.

No, no, no pandering to pandas!
panda porn by brejc8 · 2002-06-27 05:57 · Score: 4, Funny

Mechanic panda: Dein bamboo air condition machine ist nit operational?
Girl Panda 1: Ja es ist soo hot.
Girl Panda 2: Dein mastash ist so grose
[Break into wukacha guitar music]

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Eureka! by SuperguyA1 · 2002-06-27 05:59 · Score: 4, Funny

That explains the sudden spike in traffic to alt.sex.binaries.bears.pandas I was worried for a minute.

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They'd better teach good manners... by Deagol · 2002-06-27 06:39 · Score: 4, Funny

or they'll send in Sexual Harassment Panda!

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Lemme get this straight... by rickwood · 2002-06-27 07:46 · Score: 1, Funny

Panda Sex is okay and Goat Sex is NOT okay?

Sometimes I don't get you guys.
Cool! Pornda Stars! by isotope23 · 2002-06-27 08:47 · Score: 5, Funny

So who did they get to star in them?

Bamboobs?
Pandy Stripe?
Pand Solo?

And what about Pornda film titles?

Grin and Bear it?
Hot Bamboobs? (see pornda name above..)
Ling-Ling does Szechuan?

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Re:It IS that easy... by trixillion · 2002-06-27 09:05 · Score: 2, Funny

The problem with the opposite sex is they aren't yet aware of this study which shows semen intake makes girls happier. Finally the proof we've all been waiting for.
The mind boggles... by jonerik · 2002-07-01 03:26 · Score: 3, Funny

So do these things have plots? Frustrated panda housewife seduces studly panda electrician? Two pandas getting it on in the locker room after a steamy workout at the gym? Girl panda-on-girl panda action? Is there bow-chicka-bow-wow background music?