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Flip-Pad Voyager: Dual-screen Laptop
deitrahs writes "I came across this, and wept with joy. It's an Athlon-based, dual-head laptop. Yes, that's right - dual-head LAPTOP. Dual 13.3" displays. And it folds up like an old-school Transformer. Now I just need to find a buyer for this spare kidney so I can afford it - $5 thousand - but the expressions on people's faces at LAN parties will be OH so worth it."
feh
friday morning tired, baby.
yeah, you fuckers can't have it.
I'm not pro ac or anti clit, but I got it fair and fucking square, biznatches.
Haha, I'm stupid, somehow managed to click the reply in the wrong place..
...what a total dork!
%Smack her. She needs to learn that NO woman stands between a man and his technology.
Life is like pants... fit in or you don't fit in.
It amazes me that so many allegedly educated people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet showing itself in neat fourweek cycles with the same side facing us all the time is ludicrous Furthermore it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent Godfearing Americans as if any further evidence was needed Daddys Roommate God AlmightyDocumentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on lawabiding Americans Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control Inc these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up Thats right neighbors the next time youre out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights the liberals will see it These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt 45 and a 38 Special And when they detect you with a firearm their computers crossreference the address to figure out your name and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about youOf course this all works fine during the day but what about at night Even the liberals cant control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor Thats where the moon comes in Powered by nuclear reactors the moon is nothing more than an enormous balloon emitting trillions of candlepower of gunrevealing light Piloted by key members of the liberal community the moon is strategically moved across the country pointing out those who dare to make use of their Godgiven rights at nightYes I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous but consider this Despite what the revisionist historians tell you there is no mention of the moon anywhere in literature or historical documents anywhere before 1950 That is when it was initially launched When President Josef Kennedy at the State of the Union address proclaimed We choose to go to the moon he may as well have said We choose to go to the weather balloon The subsequent faking of a moon landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down
-pwpbot
Cripes, what's with all these goddamned repeate stories on slashdot lately? Does VA Linux have investements in these companies? Or is it that the slashdot editors are too distracted from the huge schlongs crammed up their poop holes?
jeez get a life
If you are going to bother to karma whore like that at least do two things.
: www.xentex.com/+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
1) Make it a clickable link.
2) Make the link right. (It has a space in it)
Corrected:
Google Cache Link
http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:v1jL4n4FTLkC
we're up to 12-assed monkies now.
So you're the one video taping me from across the alley.
You should check your own spelling if you're going to slam other people..
I'm a North paw and I mouse with my _left_ hand - it's the best way to mouse.
What's so great about her tits? Anyone can buy a pair just like 'em.
That's because you don't understand the concept of "Trolling". Should have been "-1 Flamebait".
- Seak him.
WTF?B*llsh*t.
"I think I make my point."
Yes. Admirably. Nurse! Get the straitjacket!