Can You Hear Me Now?

squarefish writes "CNN has this story about a hiker stranded in South America's Andes mountains when a blizzard begins. He reaches into his backpack for his cell phone -- only to find his prepaid minutes are up. Out of nowhere, a phone company solicitor is calling on his cell phone, asking if he would like to buy more time. Is this convenient or what?"

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Re:http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/derigueurmortis.h

[Buck2]

... That I should remain pure. Just love me, baby, for myself." And more of that manure ...

Did you just grab this out of someone else's post or are you more durnk than me?

You can't slander Brtiney and then act stupider than her.

Oh, hearzz the fucking NAIL, "It's you I want. Yourself. Jesus wouldn't like us to If he ever knew it"

Then ... "Come on, babe, let's do it."

Fantasy, mutherfucker.

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[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Regurgitator:I will lick your arsehole

[Disevidence]

I've got that cd by the gurge, its kick ass. Are you an aussie by any chance on by?

Plus, keep posting monotony reports. The battle must have the stats!

- A loyal fan of yours.

Re:full of holes

[Anonymous Coward]

YHBT, dumbass!

Re:Is anyone else sceptical about this story?

[Anonymous Coward]

Try tea without milk.

Re:LOL

[Anonymous Coward]

Dude, you're drining tequila and reading slashdot at 5:30am? What kind of alcoholic loser are you? =)