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A Foundry in Every Kitchen
WolfWithoutAClause writes "Bored with making the same old food or
plasma in your microwave? David Reid sounds like he is. He's using his domestic microwave oven to melt iron, silver and bronze! Over 900C! I don't know about you, but I'm going to be checking the temperature of my pizza rather more carefully in future..."
This is sweet! I could forge my own One True Ring - Deep inside Mount Panasonic, a master ring was made on High-Power to rule them all!
That's what the microwave at work is for!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
I've no quarrel with frozen pizza designed to be microwaved. When hunting and gathering one must accept what one finds. But you savages who defile perfectly excellent cold left over pizza have no place in a civilized society. Some social ills make me wonder what horrible childhood pain would cause a person to behave in such a disturbed manner. But those dysfunctional individuals microwaving delectible left over pizza, clearly they must be shot, incinerated, with their ashes encased in glass rods, buried under a mountain or maybe a salt flat, then covered with lye and never spoken of again.
When people ask "What's this world coming to?" you can be sure that people who microwave perfect precious left over pizza are at fault. Filthy animals!
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
Oh, you're all geeks.... the lot of you... Not nerds like the site says, GEEKS!
The worst thing about this is that some of you here will actually think this will Get you chicks!
Argh! I need my pills? Where are my pills?
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