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Isn't it Time for Metric Time?

xenocytekron writes: "Sure, our time system is ok, but does it make sense? Is it easy? Think about it: 60 seconds to a minute, 60 minutes to an hour, 25 hours to a day, all the way to 365 days to a year. Currently, all the world uses the Metric System except for the US. But what about Time? The solution is Metric Time, that is, a time system which uses Base-10 and Metric Standards. So what do you think: Is it Time, for Metric Time?"

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  1. 25 Hours in a day? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    When did this happen? I have only been getting 24 and I sure could use an extra hour to sleep in.

  2. 25 Hours? by Jester998 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "60 seconds to a minute, 60 minutes to an hour, 25 hours to a day"

    Cool... Where do you live? I can use an extra hour of coding time every day... ;)

    1. Re:25 Hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and TC/IP Bind them...

      And your commenting on someone else's fuck up - what the hell is TC/IP?

    2. Re:25 Hours? by Kyeo · · Score: 2, Funny
      And your commenting on someone else's fuck up - what the hell is TC/IP?

      Touch CowbowyNeal In Paris. Oh and by the way, it would be "you're commenting". :)

    3. Re:25 Hours? by thales · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Also, think of all the s/w that would have to be rewritten.... flight control systems, databases, operating systems, the list is endless! Yikes!"
      Yikes?... Try Who Hoo!!!
      Think of all the $$$$ that PHBs were shovelling at Geeks for software and consulting 3 or 4 years ago when they were scared to death of Y2k!! We could do it all over again. This is a GOLDMINE !

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    4. Re:25 Hours? by howardjp · · Score: 2, Funny

      That should be, "Oh, by the way, it would be 'You're commenting.'"

  3. Relevant Simpsons quote... by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car
    gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!" --Abe Simpson (Homer's dad)

    1. Re:Relevant Simpsons quote... by PowerBook2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet I've got a better one!

      "Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time! Remember this moment, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th!" --Principal Skinner
      (Episode "They Saved Lisa's Brain")
      [the one where Lisa joins Mensa]

    2. Re:Relevant Simpsons quote... by Plutor · · Score: 3, Funny

      According to Go Metric, that's equal to 0.001984131 miles per gallon. I wonder what kind of car Abraham Simpson drives.

    3. Re:Relevant Simpsons quote... by gregger · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about:
      Crazy Vaclav: "She'll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene!"

      Homer: "What country is this car from?"

      Crazy Vaclav: "Ah, it no longer exists, but take her for a test drive and you'll agree -- zagreber dimslotik diev! .... Put it in 'H'!"

      Just goes to show, there is ALWAYS an appropriate Simpsons quote for any occasion.

      TTFN

  4. Maybe... by adam613 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if we could convince the article's web server that there were 25 hours a day, it would have an extra hour of CPU time and it wouldn't get slashdotted until AFTER some responses were posted.

  5. Metric Time Basis by Mockery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their base unit could be how long their server survived /.

  6. Re:Gone already?!? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Funny

    The link appears to be slashdotted.. 2 minutes after the story was posted.

    Don't you mean 0.12 kiloseconds?

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  7. TV programs by junkgrep · · Score: 2, Funny

    An interesting caveat in there about how metric hours wouldn't be very useful for evenly blocking out television programs of the length we are accustomed to. But which came first: is there something crucial about the 30/60 min timeslot (with ads), that is inherent to the human attention span? Or is it simply a case of people becoming accustomed to that length of time. If programs were generally 35 minutes instead of 30, or 70 instead of 60, I would guess that the depth of the narrative structures of most programs benefit greatly. Maybe there's a real psysiological limit for which that's pushing people's time too far, or maybe it's mere convention to keep tracking easier.

    Personally, I think metric time would lead to exactly what it led to in France: lots and lots of public decapitations.

  8. Re:Funny topic, by hdparm · · Score: 2, Funny
    same problem with switching over to tcp/ip v7

    Wooo-hooo! Is that the version of IP protocol that's been secretly developed during 25th hour every day?

    Am I just dumb or everybody here is drunk? Or, perhaps both?

  9. Re:Metric natural time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That'd solve that whole global warming thing, too.

  10. Damn Nerds! by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do nerds have to screw up everything for everyone else?

    I just don't get it. VCR programming now this.

  11. A Martian plot? by davecl · · Score: 2, Funny

    25 hours a day... This guy must be a Martian, since they get nearly 25 hours a day there (24.75 to be more accurate).

    This clearly demonstrates that the whole metric system is a Martian plot!

    That's way Mars Polar Explorer got killed by the metric/imperial system mix up! They've already infiltrated NASA!!!!

    Watch the skies!

  12. Re:40 rods to the hogshead by Requiem · · Score: 4, Funny

    But still more than a Ford Explorer.

  13. It might not be metric time... by shepd · · Score: 2, Funny

    But at the time I'm posting this...

    It's Miller Time!

    [Stick to metric time if you're under 21]

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  14. 25 hours in a day. by sparkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    0000-0059 = 1 (Midnite)
    0100-0159 = 2
    0200-0259 = 3
    0300-0359 = 4
    0400-0459 = 5
    0500-0559 = 6
    0600-0659 = 7
    0700-0759 = 8
    0800-0859 = 9
    0900-0959 = 10
    1000-1059 = 11
    1100-1159 = 12
    1200-1259 = 13 (Noon)
    1300-1359 = 14
    1400-1459 = 15
    1500-1559 = 16
    1600-1659 = 17
    1700-1759 = 18
    1800-1859 = 19
    1900-1959 = 20
    2000-2059 = 21
    2100-2159 = 22
    2200-2259 = 23
    2300-2359 = 24
    2400-2459 = 25
    So as you can see, technically, there is 24 hours 59 minutes, and 59 seconds, and 59 milliseconds, and so on and so fourth.

    1. Re:25 hours in a day. by ledjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's no 2400+, retard. You reset it back to 0000 (midnight). Then way you're counting, you counted the time between midnight and 1am 2 times in one day.

  15. Re:Actually, we should at least standardize... by NukeIear · · Score: 2, Funny

    To quote a sig:
    naidne elttil etah I

  16. 365 days to a year by gafferted · · Score: 5, Funny
    The poster complains: 365 days to a year

    I think that perhaps, he underestimates the difficulty involved in slowing the planet down to 100 revolutions per orbit.

    Andrew

    1. Re:365 days to a year by cybercuzco · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think that perhaps, he underestimates the difficulty involved in slowing the planet down to 100 revolutions per orbit. Well we'll just speed it up to 1000 revolutions per orbit then smartguy :-p

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  17. Epoch time by NormanICE · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think we should use epoch time for daily usage.

    Me: Hey bob, what time is it?

    Bob: About 1 billion.