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New Alloy Stronger Than Fe And Ti

Posted by Hemos on from the stronger-then-any-man dept.

SoCalChris writes "According to this article on MSNBC.com, researchers at CalTech have discovered a new alloy that is stronger than steel and titanium, can be cast in a mold like plastic, and sharpened like glass. The first plans for the new alloy are to be used in golf clubs, baseball bats, skis, and cell phone covers."

9 of 435 comments (clear)

  1. Sweeet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Maybe I can get a penis strong enough for my gf now?

  2. say it with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle my dick is stronger than Fe and Ti

  3. Re:only time ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    > America - a large landmass often mistaken for a country

    American - a large fat mass often mistaken for a human being

  4. Sharpened like ... what? by Brainchild · · Score: 0, Troll
    can be cast in a mold like plastic, [...]

    Or like alumin[i]um? "Hey, now we can pour metal into a mold and cast it! This new technology is great!" Newsflash: Humans have been casting metal---in molds---for thousands of years.

    Oh, you mean it doesn't have to be machined after it's cast? Oh, well that's totally different ... that is something new.

    [...] and sharpened like glass.

    Hey, that's great! Glass is really easy to sharpen. So all you have to do is throw this metal on the ground and watch it shatter, right?

    What's that? Oh, you mean it can become as sharp as glass? Hey, that makes a lot more sense.

    Was Hemos smoking something before he posted?

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  5. Re:only time ... by mosch · · Score: 0, Troll

    yes, it does, however that's clearly in error because low-uid users can never be wrong, and everything you read on slashdot must be true.

  6. is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is it stronger than this ass?

  7. An American institution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    makes another breakthough. Nothing of scientific signifigance ever comes out of Europe. I guess the europeans are too busy being socialists, working 10 hours a week, and whining about America.

    Europe, what a cesspool.

  8. duh by inputsprocket · · Score: 0, Troll

    i declare
    i am a blind dumbass
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  9. You moderation people... by ohzero · · Score: 0, Troll

    take stuff too seriously. This is metal were talking about. In my head, I give myself 5 extra points for being so witty. If you could put it in your head, and then give me some of that head, then I would get 5 extra points in actuality. ThankUDriveThru.

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