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I Believe You Have My Stapler

yack0 writes "After three years of demand and countless calls, emails and letters, you can finally buy a Red Swingline Stapler. Hooray! As noted in this wall street journal article and confirmed by this page at the Swingline Stapler web site you can now pick up a Red Swingline stapler for merely twice the price of a plain black stapler. However, a colleague of mine says that the online order form is reading around $16 for his right now. Now all the cubicle dwelling prairie dogs can get one step closer to burning down the building." The red stapler has become some sort of cult icon at this point.

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  1. Re:Whoop-dee-shit. by Arctech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You were looking for actual news?
    Man, has someone ever lost his way...

  2. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS by ipfwadm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gene Kan is dead. Got it? Dead.

    And up until 5 minutes ago, I had never heard of this guy. Why not? Because from reading the Wired news article, all he did was work on Gnutella. Gnutella. Who cares. After reading your post I thought maybe this guy had invented the Internet. People die all the time. And according to the article, "Kan's suicide was not completely unexpected, according to some of his friends. They had hoped Kan was winning his hard-fought battle against depression exacerbated by personal problems." I battled depression too and I'm a programmer, should /. run an article on me now? I would be willing to bet that far more /. readers have seen Office Space and are interested in a red stapler than know who this guy was. Oh, and did I mention, he died on June 29. It is now July 11. The story has been on Wired for almost 2 days now. Isn't it a little late for you to go into this rant? And as other posters mentioned, just because he had fancy cars and respect and money doesn't mean he was happy.

  3. Re:Cultural Icon by gsfprez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > individuality and color can't help but improve
    > the condiditon of those who must exist in that
    > environment from day to day.

    Wait..

    how could this get a Score of 4? When Apple did this - they got beaten about the head and neck on slashdot.

    this place makes no sense sometimes.

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  4. Re:Why Milton and Dilbert succeed by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Dependence on individual brilliance is not necessarily a bad thing.

    When that one individual gets hit by a car and the entire company is fucked, that's a bad thing. Or when the brilliant genius gets headhunted and goes to a company that will pay him 3 times as much and give him a team of people to do all the boring stuff... of course, no one else understands the guy's system.

    Real companies try not to operate that way. They force their geniuses to document their work so if all else fails, they can hire a lesser genius to take the place of the genius who leaves. Even if you're the genius who started the company, it's better if you document things so that you can retire young.

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  5. Re:Office Space creates Anarchy by The_Shadows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No offense man, but grow some cajones. If they fire you, they fire you. You obviously don't care for this job too much.

  6. Re:Office Space creates Anarchy by LatJoor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, I'm glad he made that comment so we could get that second, much better story out of you. That brightened my day.