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I Believe You Have My Stapler

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the chisel-point dept.

yack0 writes "After three years of demand and countless calls, emails and letters, you can finally buy a Red Swingline Stapler. Hooray! As noted in this wall street journal article and confirmed by this page at the Swingline Stapler web site you can now pick up a Red Swingline stapler for merely twice the price of a plain black stapler. However, a colleague of mine says that the online order form is reading around $16 for his right now. Now all the cubicle dwelling prairie dogs can get one step closer to burning down the building." The red stapler has become some sort of cult icon at this point.

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  1. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS by RTFA+Man · · Score: -1, Troll

    And how are you certain it was suicide? Your id doesn't list you as a SF coroner or detective. Nice of you to right Gene off this quickly.

  2. Dork kills himself, Slashdot posters mourn *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Maybe nobody gives a shit that some geek offed himself. Got it, Einstein?

  3. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: -1, Troll

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. it's about time ... by SPeW · · Score: 0, Troll

    what a rip off though

    i'm sure theres some one with some 1377 455 stapler mods out there if you are really HC

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  5. flair by Sabu+mark · · Score: 1, Troll


    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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  6. Re:DOD version... by klerck+II · · Score: -1, Troll

    Are you into guys? If so, maybe we can do something together.

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