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Russia Loses Inflatable Spacecraft

Treeluvinhippy writes: "This article is a little light on details, but it looks like the Russians lost the Demonstrator-2 spacecraft. For those who don't know this craft was the inflatable launched from a submarine. Slashdot has the scoop of the launch right here"

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  5. Trollling in the name of by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:Trollling in the name of by poopbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  7. Re:What does -1 have to offer? by Com2Kid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I read ACs at +1, anybody modded troll goes down -5 with my setup.

    Ouch.

    a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] is too heady a mix to resist.


    I love those posts, HQ, at least where last time I checked, may have gone down hill, often times modded up though, good writting skills.

  8. [klerck] Dear Ask Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    For the last week or so, I've been seriously considering suicide. My question isn't really whether or not I should do it because I've already decided that I will. What I do want to know is HOW I should do it. I figure I've got three real options: hanging, shooting, and jumping.

    Hanging: Two problems with this... First of all it's boring. I mean, God, there's no excitement in just hanging there! Second, it could be somewhat painful. Choking to death doesn't exactly turn me on. Of course, I could auto-erotically asphyxiate myself to death, I suppose.

    Shooting: This seems to be the way I will likely go. It's quick, it's (hopefully) painless, and very messy which means very exciting! The only problem I have with this is that everybody seems to go out this way these days. Kurt Cobain, Vincent van Gogh, Ernest Hemingway... the list goes on. Do I really want to be known as just another guy who shot himself?

    Jumping: Again, two problems... It's not certain unless I jump from something really high, and in my area, the tallest buildings are only two stories. Second, even though I am clearly highly suicidal, what if I suddenly change my mind right after I jump? At least with the other two, I don't have time to think about it!

    Please, give me your suggestions, and I will take them to heart. Then, I will finally have a happy and successful suicide.

    Regards,
    klerck

    DTABN

    1. Re:[klerck] Dear Ask Slashdot by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Death by widening, dude.

      --

      Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

    2. Re:[klerck] Dear Ask Slashdot by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Klerck, ole boy, you should seriously consider jumping... in front of a train I don't think ou'll have much time to change your mind.

      --

      Aw, fuck it. Let's go bowling. - The Big Lebowski

    3. Re:[klerck] Dear Ask Slashdot by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do I really want to be known as just another guy who shot himself?

      Why do you care?
      You'll be dead.
      Gone.
      Nothing.

      The fact that you care about what other people will think of you after you're gone indicates that part of you may not want to commit suicide after all.
      I recommend that you seek professional help.

      Remember that it doesn't matter how you kill yourself; if you kill yourself, other people will just think that you're a loser (unless you're terminally ill and/or in great physical pain, etc.).
      Do you really think that anyone really cares how you did it (other than those that have to clean it up)?
      You'll be forgotten in short order, except maybe by your parents.
      Suicide is so passe these days.

      If you care what others think, if you want to make an impression on people, then get yourself some help, and work to do great things.
      Then you'll be remembered.

      --
      Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
    4. Re:[klerck] Dear Ask Slashdot by KILNA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I rarely venture far enough down the page to encounter the suicidal section, but because of the widening I decided to slum it. I actually have an opinion that may be helpful for you. Get a gun, some duct tape and a rope, and find a tall bridge. Duct tape the gun to your hand in a position comfortable enough to use it (this is so when you jump, you don't accidentally drop it). Tie one end of the rope around your neck noose-style, and the other to the aforementioned bridge tightly. Use some duct tape to reinforce it if you're not sure. Now, jump off the bridge. Make sure its a good jump, so you'll most likely break your neck instantly. If you don't die instantly and you still have some degree of motor control, use the gun for quick relief. If you didn't get your cub scout merit badge in noose-tying, duct tape, jumping, or sucking on your nine mil, then you always have surface tension and gravity assisted flight as a your backup. For good measure, you can add the following: Taking sleeping pills, using a bridge over a busy freeway instead of water, or slitting your wrists. I've been told it is impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath. Always keep in mind the sequence of events, you don't want to do something like take the sleeping pills first and completely eliminate your ability to multitask later on.

      --
      Error: PANTS NOT FOUND. Press <F1> to continue.
  9. [klerck] My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I am a thirteen year old boy with a major problem. I like to wear pantyhose. I love the way they feel on my hairless body and I just can't stop looking at myself in the mirror. My priest says that he loves the pantyhose, but sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me. I think you are the smartest guy in the whole world so I thought if anybody can answer my question it would be you, CmdrTaco.

    DTABN

  10. [klerck] Nigger fucktards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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    DTABN

  11. [klerck] I'm a Survivor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I'm a survivor
    I'm not gon give up
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    I'm gon work harder
    I'm a survivor
    I'm gonna make it
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    Keep on survivin'

    DTABN

  12. [klerck] Help!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Hi everyone. I REALLY need your help!!! I've got a problem that has kept me from performing sexually with anyone in my entire life. My problem is that I have a micropenis.

    Here is a picture for those who are interested:

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    Any help is appreciated!!!

    DTABN

  13. diaper_tales! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello, My name is Tiffany. I want to share with you all, some things that have happened in my life and this story will be mostly fictional with just a touch of reality in it. I hope you will enjoy my story. When I was 8 years old my mommy put me in diapers because I had been wetting the bed. I didn't really mind too much though, because when I laid in bed at night I would fantasize about being a real baby again. My older sister Tammy who was 14 at that time, would sometimes wake me up in the morning when she was getting ready for school. "Tiffy, Is your diaper wet baby?" Tammy asked as I opened my eyes. "Yes, I wet." I replied softly as I rubbed my eyes and began to wake up. Tammy picked me up and laid me on the floor and got some wipies and slid down my rubber pants and unpinned my wet cloth diaper. "Wow you sure did go pee allot!" Tammy said while smiling at me. I blushed and laid there as she cleaned me up and then slid a pair of panties up my legs and helped me get dressed. I went out to go eat breakfast and mom said good morning and stuff and then I got my backpack and went off to school. At this point of my life I was only in diapers during the night, and no one really knew that I wanted to be a baby. I did not share this with any of my friends either. I was a bit shy in general anyway. School went like usual, and I got home and played with some friends. Then came dinner time, then bath time, and soon came bedtime. This was a typical day in my life at that time. But, things were about to change. One day in May, a couple of my best friends and I were playing. We wanted to play house and I decided I wanted to be the baby. I had told these two girls about my diapers at night and so on, they were ok with it. But they didn't know I had fantasies about being a baby again. Anyway, I walked out to the living room and found my mom ironing clothes. "Mommy, we wanna play house, and I wanna be the baby, can you put me in one of my cloth diapers and rubber pants so I can play the baby." I said. My mother looked at me and said "Can't you just pretend honey?" I shook my head no. "Well ok, I guess you can wear one. Just wait a moment baby I'll come in there and change you into a diaper in a moment. I need to finish what I'm doing here ok sweetie?" My mother said as I ran out of the room back to my room. "So what did she say?" Laura asked. "She said she would put me in a diaper after she finishes ironing." "Oh cool!" I could tell we were going to have lots of fun. My mother came in a few minutes later with one of my cloth diapers and some pink rubber pants. She also had some baby powder. She diapered me in front of my friends and we all giggled because it was so funny that I was going to get to be a baby in a real diaper. After she finished she smiled and said, "You girls have fun." We all thanked her and she left the room. "Ok, so lets start, I will be the mommy, and Laura, you can be the big sister, and Tiffany, you are the baby!" Emily said. I smiled and then began to talk in baby talk and crawl around on the floor and Laura, who was playing the part of my older sister, was rolling a ball towards me trying to get me to roll it back. Then Emily came over and held me in her lap. "Its time for baby to take a nap." "No I don't wanna nap" I said in a whiney little baby voice. "Yes you take nap now baby." "otay, but not long nap though." I said as I gave in and fell asleep in her lap. I must have really dozed off because suddenly Emily shook me to wake me up. "Um Tiffany, I think you just went potty in your diaper." Emily said as she pointed to my apparently wet diaper. "ut oh, I hope my mommy doesn't get mad at me." "Oh it's ok, I'm sure your mom wont care, I mean you wet them at night and she changes you, so what's the big deal. I mean you are playing baby, so why not wet it." Laura said while smiling at me. "Yeah I guess you are right." "Well lets go see if my mommy will change me.' I got up and waddled out of the room down the hall in my crinkly thick soaking wet diaper. "Mommy..." I said shyly. "Yes honey?" "Um... well..." She looked at me and then noticed that I had wet in my diapers. "Oh dear, you peed your diaper. Why did you wet it honey?" "Um, well, because I was being a baby, and well I fell asleep because I was taking a nap, and Emily woke me up and told me I was wet." "Well in that case since you all are playing baby, go get one of your diapers and let Emily & Laura change it for you." mom said teasingly. I nodded and then waddled back into my room, crinkling all the way down the hall. "So what did she say?" Emily asked. "She said that since we were playing house, that one of you has to change my diaper" I blushed. "Ewww yuck!", Laura said, "I'm not changing that thing." I started to cry. "I need my diaper changed, its all wet. Please help me?" I cried. "Oh ok you big baby, lay down and I'll do it.", Emily said. I lay on the floor and Emily changed me out of my wet diaper and into another dry one. Laura just looked at her. "Maybe we shouldn't play baby any more. What if she wets this one too?" "Well then we just will have to quit playing and put her back in big girl panties", Emily replied. I just laid on the floor on my back with my diaper on but waiting for Emily to pull up my rubber pants and tuck my diaper in. Finally she did and we resumed playing. This time I stayed dry. Laura & Emily went home and I stayed in my room and played with some toys. Mom called me to dinner. I was still in my diaper, but hadn't gone potty in it since that last time when I was changed. I waddled out to the dinner table. By this time Tammy was just pulling in the driveway. She always got home right before dinner because of cheer leading practice. Dad usually picked her up on the way home from work. As I was helping my mom set the table both dad and Tammy came in. "Tiffany honey, what are you doing in your diapers?" dad asked. I looked at him and blushed, "Um, me and my friends were playing house and I was the baby, I... I forgot I was still wearing them." "Aww you look so cute!" Tammy said as she walked back to her room to change. As we all sat down for dinner I was halfway through eating when I had to go number 2. "Um mommy", I said quietly. "Yes baby?" "Um... I gotta go poo, um can you help me, I'm still in this diaper, I don't know how to get it off.", I said in an urgent tone that made it noticeable that I really had to go. "Oh honey, we are eating now, Why don't you just go in the diaper and I will change you after dinner" She smiled at me. I started to cry a little, "But mommy, I don't wanna go poopoo in the diaper, I am only used to wetting, I don't wanna do number two." My father interrupted me and said, "Oh baby, just do it in your diapers and be quiet, you were the one who wanted to wear them in the first place. Babies go poop in their diapers, so just go, ok honey?" I began to cry and I put my head down and cried as I totally filled my diaper with a big poopy load. Then mom picked me up and carried me to the bathroom and changed me, but not into panties, but another diaper. "Mommy, why another diaper?" "Because, I can tell you like being babied, and I also saw what you wrote in your diary about how you want to be a baby. I know I shouldn't have read it, but you left it out and I happened to notice it when I was cleaning the other day. Honey, we don't mind if you want to be a baby. Its ok." I stopped crying. My mom hugged me and patted my diaper bottom. "But honey, you will have to wear them all the time. You will wear them to school, at home, or wherever you go. You cannot use the potty anymore since your a baby... ok?" I nodded and agreed to it. As we came back out to the dinner table everyone smiled. Apparently mom and dad had talked about this earlier and while I was being changed, Dad talked to Tammy about it. We had desert and then mom asked Tammy if she would go give me a bath since I'm a baby now. I was sort of shy about all this, but I knew it was what I had always wanted. I wondered what other kids would say, but I just knew this was worth it. I was not going to fight this. "Come on you big baby, lets get you cleaned up." Tammy said as she motioned for me to come over to her and fallow her to the bathroom. She bathed me and let me splash in the water for a little bit and play with my old rubber ducky I had when I was a little girl. She got me out of the tub and dried me off. She diapered me and then took me out the living room. We watched cartoons on TV. Then Mom said it was time for me to go to bed since I am a baby I need my sleep. I didn't mind, because I was already tired. It had been a very busy day. As my mother tucked me in she smiled at me and said, "Honey I know that you have wanted this for a long time, and well, I have to admit, so have I. I mean, I just want you to stay my little baby girl forever honey." She kissed me goodnight and dad came in shortly after and kissed me good night and said "Nite nite little baby, sleep well and sweet dreams." I started to drift off to sleep when Tammy came in and whispered, "Hey, Tiffy?" "Yes Tammy?" "I think you really make a cute baby and I love you and I want you to know that if anyone picks on you at school, I will beat them up for you. Now go to sleep and I'll see you in the morning ok?" I smiled as she left the room and closed the door. I once again drifted off to sleep.

  14. diaper_tales! [reformat!] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello, My name is Tiffany. I want to share with you all, some things that have happened in my life and this story will be mostly fictional with just a touch of reality in it. I hope you will enjoy my story.

    When I was 8 years old my mommy put me in diapers because I had been wetting the bed. I didn't really mind too much though, because when I laid in bed at night I would fantasize about being a real baby again. My older sister Tammy who was 14 at that time, would sometimes wake me up in the morning when she was getting ready for school. "Tiffy, Is your diaper wet baby?" Tammy asked as I opened my eyes. "Yes, I wet." I replied softly as I rubbed my eyes and began to wake up. Tammy picked me up and laid me on the floor and got some wipies and slid down my rubber pants and unpinned my wet cloth diaper. "Wow you sure did go pee allot!" Tammy said while smiling at me. I blushed and laid there as she cleaned me up and then slid a pair of panties up my legs and helped me get dressed. I went out to go eat breakfast and mom said good morning and stuff and then I got my backpack and went off to school.

    At this point of my life I was only in diapers during the night, and no one really knew that I wanted to be a baby. I did not share this with any of my friends either. I was a bit shy in general anyway. School went like usual, and I got home and played with some friends. Then came dinner time, then bath time, and soon came bedtime. This was a typical day in my life at that time. But, things were about to change.

    One day in May, a couple of my best friends and I were playing. We wanted to play house and I decided I wanted to be the baby. I had told these two girls about my diapers at night and so on, they were ok with it. But they didn't know I had fantasies about being a baby again. Anyway, I walked out to the living room and found my mom ironing clothes. "Mommy, we wanna play house, and I wanna be the baby, can you put me in one of my cloth diapers and rubber pants so I can play the baby." I said. My mother looked at me and said "Can't you just pretend honey?" I shook my head no. "Well ok, I guess you can wear one. Just wait a moment baby I'll come in there and change you into a diaper in a moment. I need to finish what I'm doing here ok sweetie?" My mother said as I ran out of the room back to my room. "So what did she say?" Laura asked. "She said she would put me in a diaper after she finishes ironing." "Oh cool!" I could tell we were going to have lots of fun.

    My mother came in a few minutes later with one of my cloth diapers and some pink rubber pants. She also had some baby powder. She diapered me in front of my friends and we all giggled because it was so funny that I was going to get to be a baby in a real diaper. After she finished she smiled and said, "You girls have fun." We all thanked her and she left the room. "Ok, so lets start, I will be the mommy, and Laura, you can be the big sister, and Tiffany, you are the baby!" Emily said. I smiled and then began to talk in baby talk and crawl around on the floor and Laura, who was playing the part of my older sister, was rolling a ball towards me trying to get me to roll it back. Then Emily came over and held me in her lap. "Its time for baby to take a nap." "No I don't wanna nap" I said in a whiney little baby voice. "Yes you take nap now baby." "otay, but not long nap though." I said as I gave in and fell asleep in her lap.

    I must have really dozed off because suddenly Emily shook me to wake me up. "Um Tiffany, I think you just went potty in your diaper." Emily said as she pointed to my apparently wet diaper. "ut oh, I hope my mommy doesn't get mad at me." "Oh it's ok, I'm sure your mom wont care, I mean you wet them at night and she changes you, so what's the big deal. I mean you are playing baby, so why not wet it." Laura said while smiling at me. "Yeah I guess you are right." "Well lets go see if my mommy will change me.' I got up and waddled out of the room down the hall in my crinkly thick soaking wet diaper.

    "Mommy..." I said shyly. "Yes honey?" "Um... well..." She looked at me and then noticed that I had wet in my diapers. "Oh dear, you peed your diaper. Why did you wet it honey?" "Um, well, because I was being a baby, and well I fell asleep because I was taking a nap, and Emily woke me up and told me I was wet." "Well in that case since you all are playing baby, go get one of your diapers and let Emily & Laura change it for you." mom said teasingly. I nodded and then waddled back into my room, crinkling all the way down the hall.

    "So what did she say?" Emily asked. "She said that since we were playing house, that one of you has to change my diaper" I blushed. "Ewww yuck!", Laura said, "I'm not changing that thing." I started to cry. "I need my diaper changed, its all wet. Please help me?" I cried. "Oh ok you big baby, lay down and I'll do it.", Emily said. I lay on the floor and Emily changed me out of my wet diaper and into another dry one. Laura just looked at her. "Maybe we shouldn't play baby any more. What if she wets this one too?" "Well then we just will have to quit playing and put her back in big girl panties", Emily replied. I just laid on the floor on my back with my diaper on but waiting for Emily to pull up my rubber pants and tuck my diaper in. Finally she did and we resumed playing. This time I stayed dry.

    Laura & Emily went home and I stayed in my room and played with some toys. Mom called me to dinner. I was still in my diaper, but hadn't gone potty in it since that last time when I was changed. I waddled out to the dinner table. By this time Tammy was just pulling in the driveway. She always got home right before dinner because of cheer leading practice. Dad usually picked her up on the way home from work. As I was helping my mom set the table both dad and Tammy came in.

    "Tiffany honey, what are you doing in your diapers?" dad asked. I looked at him and blushed, "Um, me and my friends were playing house and I was the baby, I... I forgot I was still wearing them." "Aww you look so cute!" Tammy said as she walked back to her room to change. As we all sat down for dinner I was halfway through eating when I had to go number 2. "Um mommy", I said quietly. "Yes baby?" "Um... I gotta go poo, um can you help me, I'm still in this diaper, I don't know how to get it off.", I said in an urgent tone that made it noticeable that I really had to go. "Oh honey, we are eating now, Why don't you just go in the diaper and I will change you after dinner" She smiled at me. I started to cry a little, "But mommy, I don't wanna go poopoo in the diaper, I am only used to wetting, I don't wanna do number two." My father interrupted me and said, "Oh baby, just do it in your diapers and be quiet, you were the one who wanted to wear them in the first place. Babies go poop in their diapers, so just go, ok honey?" I began to cry and I put my head down and cried as I totally filled my diaper with a big poopy load. Then mom picked me up and carried me to the bathroom and changed me, but not into panties, but another diaper. "Mommy, why another diaper?" "Because, I can tell you like being babied, and I also saw what you wrote in your diary about how you want to be a baby. I know I shouldn't have read it, but you left it out and I happened to notice it when I was cleaning the other day. Honey, we don't mind if you want to be a baby. Its ok." I stopped crying. My mom hugged me and patted my diaper bottom. "But honey, you will have to wear them all the time. You will wear them to school, at home, or wherever you go. You cannot use the potty anymore since your a baby... ok?" I nodded and agreed to it.

    As we came back out to the dinner table everyone smiled. Apparently mom and dad had talked about this earlier and while I was being changed, Dad talked to Tammy about it. We had desert and then mom asked Tammy if she would go give me a bath since I'm a baby now. I was sort of shy about all this, but I knew it was what I had always wanted. I wondered what other kids would say, but I just knew this was worth it. I was not going to fight this. "Come on you big baby, lets get you cleaned up." Tammy said as she motioned for me to come over to her and fallow her to the bathroom.

    She bathed me and let me splash in the water for a little bit and play with my old rubber ducky I had when I was a little girl. She got me out of the tub and dried me off. She diapered me and then took me out the living room. We watched cartoons on TV. Then Mom said it was time for me to go to bed since I am a baby I need my sleep. I didn't mind, because I was already tired. It had been a very busy day. As my mother tucked me in she smiled at me and said, "Honey I know that you have wanted this for a long time, and well, I have to admit, so have I. I mean, I just want you to stay my little baby girl forever honey." She kissed me goodnight and dad came in shortly after and kissed me good night and said "Nite nite little baby, sleep well and sweet dreams." I started to drift off to sleep when Tammy came in and whispered, "Hey, Tiffy?" "Yes Tammy?" "I think you really make a cute baby and I love you and I want you to know that if anyone picks on you at school, I will beat them up for you. Now go to sleep and I'll see you in the morning ok?" I smiled as she left the room and closed the door. I once again drifted off to sleep.

  15. Re:Inflatable? by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Plus, if you crash-land on some planet, you can fashion your ship into an army of hot young petrified girls!

    How about hot young pertified Natalie Portmans?

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  16. [klerck] Sheep Shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding.

    He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!!

    But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!

    DTABN

  17. You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You can't tell me what to do.
    You ain't my daddy...Are you?
    I have seen evil.
    I have seen horror.
    I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul.
    I have seen all this, but until today, I have never seen...YOU (you being a smelly linsux (l)user)

  18. Russians screw up everything. by Dave+Hojak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    About a year ago, I saw this banner ad advertising "Mail Order brides." Well, me being gay and all, I figured I could use a male around the trailer (mostly for anal sex), so I clicked the add, and started searching for the Russian stud who was right for me. All of them were big, had mustaches, and apparently liked cross-dressing. Well, to make a long story short, I ordered a male named Meesha, only, he wasn't a he at all. Apparently, all Russian women are big, and have mustaches. I tried to ditch her, but she wouldn't leave my trailer. I eventually tricked her into leaving by telling her the trailer's nuclear reactor was going to blow... that got her going. She ran out of the trailer, and I thankfully never saw her again.

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  19. [klerck] Letters to Wendy's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    November 27, 1996 The Virgin Mother appeared to me today. She was holding two baked potatoes with sour cream and chives. "They're delicious," she said, and she smiled, emanating a great white light. I took one from her. It was warm and inviting. I cut into it with my plastic fork and plastic knife and I took a bite. It was, as usual, very dry. She hould out the other potato to me. "You try it," I said, "it's dry as fuck."

    DTABN

  20. You fucking sicko! by Dave+Hojak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've seen dozens of my friends and lovers die from AIDS. It's not funny. And the blood transfusion thing is just stupid. Everyone who got AIDS got it from blood transfusions, it's just the delivery method that's different: dirty needle, penis, etc.

    Klerck, you really are messed up.

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  21. [klerck] Letters to Wendy's 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    December 15, 1996

    I always feel like someone at Wendy's is going to help me change. It's so hard to really change--most of the time I don't even think of it as a possibility. At Wendy's, though, especially when I've ordered and I know that good people are working hard to bring me what I deserve, I know I can change. I can become something truly special, like an escaped death-row inmate or a twelve-year-old prostitute.

    DTABN

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