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Russia Loses Inflatable Spacecraft
Treeluvinhippy writes: "This article is a little light on details, but it looks like the Russians lost the Demonstrator-2 spacecraft. For those who don't know this craft was the inflatable launched from a submarine. Slashdot has the scoop of the launch right here"
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Hey, check this OUT!!!
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"On Friday, Russia's Ryazan nuclear sub launched Demonstrator-2 on a converted Volna SS-N-18 intercontinental ballistic missile"
Have they tried looking around the Pentagon to see if it landed there? How about the White House? NORAD perhaps? Sometimes those guys forget to take the target off the defaults you know...
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Speaking of the Russians, here's something I've always wondered. We've all seen pictures of the Sputnik rocket or whatever that the Russians put a dog in. It's pretty confining. Did the dog have a crapsack on? He must have shit himself....well...shitless on the ride up. Also, was he barking and trying to get out of the capsule and whatnot? SOMEBODY CALL PETA! WE NEED MORE SEXY NUDE PROTESTORS!
I wonder how much they are spending on theses launches? I assume that using an ICBM rocket is probably far cheaper and (with nuclear arms cutbacks - especially in long range specs) far more expendable.
Still this is probably costing several million in administration and R&D alone.
Hopefully they are learning a lot and this will aid missions in the future.
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Earlier, Babakin Space Center spokeswoman Lidia Avdeyeva confirmed the landing, but efforts to locate the vehicle so far have failed to bear fruit.
And now somebody is sporting the coolest inflatable mattress ever! Keep an eye out for it next time you go to the beach.
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
how about inflatable lovedolls ? :-)
Migor OWNS outer-space. This pathetic offering from Russia does not appease Migor.
Migor did not need to fire his weapons from his mighty spaceship, he simply used a hat pin.
At first Migor thought it was an inflatable love doll. That would please Migor.
But it was just a stupid space ship. It was not a mighty spaceship like Migors. Migor has been angered.
Puny Russians will pay.
Migor will eat your soul
DTABN
So if the launch vehicle was made from a recycled ICBM, was the spacecraft itself made from a recycled rubber raft from an old Russian battleship? Duct tape a few old yellow rafts together with some well-used tires, a transmitter, a digital camera, and some solar panels - viola, an "inflatable spacecraft." It's probably as good as anything else Russia's government has produced in the last 10 years.
== Paul Rickard, Editor of The Microsoft Boycott Campaign ====
Well there's your problem!
They should have made it from stone. Stone is much more aesthetically pleasing. Plus, if you crash-land on some planet, you can fashion your ship into an army of hot young petrified girls!
Imagine. An alien world. Hot young statues.
I'm going now, I've got a little business to take care of in the bathroom...
Love Always,
Cobalt
It took a little digging around, but I finally found a pic of one of the test pilots in training. Click here. I'm surprised at how athletic she appears for a Russian woman.
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If you cannot find it it is useless. These things happen.
well, a perfectly good oportunity to poke a little fun at the russian space program ruined by a small html flub making this page, like so many movie and airline seats promise to be, extra wide
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It's obvious if one thinks about it. To resolve this problem, the USians should invade Canada.
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Sounds like the Russian space agencies and R&D teams were looking at making a really cheap mode of transport recovery... only thing is they forgot that when they take the plug out of the seal... it tends to release whatever air/gas it contains... ooops I guess they didn't read the instructions the designer gave them... well no matter yet another one down the tubes.
Hanging: Two problems with this... First of all it's boring. I mean, God, there's no excitement in just hanging there! Second, it could be somewhat painful. Choking to death doesn't exactly turn me on. Of course, I could auto-erotically asphyxiate myself to death, I suppose.
Shooting: This seems to be the way I will likely go. It's quick, it's (hopefully) painless, and very messy which means very exciting! The only problem I have with this is that everybody seems to go out this way these days. Kurt Cobain, Vincent van Gogh, Ernest Hemingway... the list goes on. Do I really want to be known as just another guy who shot himself?
Jumping: Again, two problems... It's not certain unless I jump from something really high, and in my area, the tallest buildings are only two stories. Second, even though I am clearly highly suicidal, what if I suddenly change my mind right after I jump? At least with the other two, I don't have time to think about it!
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Here is a picture for those who are interested:
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Any help is appreciated!!!
DTABN
..and the Russians have lost their raft.
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at home
on a computer they can't afford,
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and it's sad.
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Does anyone else actually read this stuff? I hope that I never have the misfortune to run into these people. Maybe the lost inflatable spacecraft could land on one of them...
aerodynamic breaking... LOL.
Pat
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Undoubtably if some Russian engineer had remembered to put batteries in the GPS, the mission would have been a "success."
Losing a spacecraft is bad
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I went out to go eat breakfast and mom said good morning and stuff and then I got my backpack and went off to school. At this point of my life I was only in diapers during the night, and no one really knew that I wanted to be a baby. I did not share this with any of my friends either. I was a bit shy in general anyway. School went like usual, and I got home and played with some friends. Then came dinner time, then bath time, and soon came bedtime. This was a typical day in my life at that time. But, things were about to change. One day in May, a couple of my best friends and I were playing. We wanted to play house and I decided I wanted to be the baby. I had told these two girls about my diapers at night and so on, they were ok with it. But they didn't know I had fantasies about being a baby again. Anyway, I walked out to the living room and found my mom ironing clothes. "Mommy, we wanna play house, and I wanna be the baby, can you put me in one of my cloth diapers and rubber pants so I can play the baby." I said. My mother looked at me and said "Can't you just pretend honey?" I shook my head no. "Well ok, I guess you can wear one. Just wait a moment baby I'll come in there and change you into a diaper in a moment. I need to finish what I'm doing here ok sweetie?" My mother said as I ran out of the room back to my room. "So what did she say?" Laura asked. "She said she would put me in a diaper after she finishes ironing." "Oh cool!" I could tell we were going to have lots of fun. My mother came in a few minutes later with one of my cloth diapers and some pink rubber pants. She also had some baby powder. She diapered me in front of my friends and we all giggled because it was so funny that I was going to get to be a baby in a real diaper. After she finished she smiled and said, "You girls have fun." We all thanked her and she left the room. "Ok, so lets start, I will be the mommy, and Laura, you can be the big sister, and Tiffany, you are the baby!" Emily said. I smiled and then began to talk in baby talk and crawl around on the floor and Laura, who was playing the part of my older sister, was rolling a ball towards me trying to get me to roll it back. Then Emily came over and held me in her lap. "Its time for baby to take a nap." "No I don't wanna nap" I said in a whiney little baby voice. "Yes you take nap now baby." "otay, but not long nap though." I said as I gave in and fell asleep in her lap. I must have really dozed off because suddenly Emily shook me to wake me up. "Um Tiffany, I think you just went potty in your diaper." Emily said as she pointed to my apparently wet diaper. "ut oh, I hope my mommy doesn't get mad at me." "Oh it's ok, I'm sure your mom wont care, I mean you wet them at night and she changes you, so what's the big deal. I mean you are playing baby, so why not wet it." Laura said while smiling at me. "Yeah I guess you are right." "Well lets go see if my mommy will change me.' I got up and waddled out of the room down the hall in my crinkly thick soaking wet diaper. "Mommy..." I said shyly. "Yes honey?" "Um... well..." She looked at me and then noticed that I had wet in my diapers. "Oh dear, you peed your diaper. Why did you wet it honey?" "Um, well, because I was being a baby, and well I fell asleep because I was taking a nap, and Emily woke me up and told me I was wet." "Well in that case since you all are playing baby, go get one of your diapers and let Emily & Laura change it for you." mom said teasingly. I nodded and then waddled back into my room, crinkling all the way down the hall. "So what did she say?" Emily asked. "She said that since we were playing house, that one of you has to change my diaper" I blushed. "Ewww yuck!", Laura said, "I'm not changing that thing." I started to cry. "I need my diaper changed, its all wet. Please help me?" I cried. "Oh ok you big baby, lay down and I'll do it.", Emily said. I lay on the floor and Emily changed me out of my wet diaper and into another dry one. Laura just looked at her. "Maybe we shouldn't play baby any more. What if she wets this one too?" "Well then we just will have to quit playing and put her back in big girl panties", Emily replied. I just laid on the floor on my back with my diaper on but waiting for Emily to pull up my rubber pants and tuck my diaper in. Finally she did and we resumed playing. This time I stayed dry. Laura & Emily went home and I stayed in my room and played with some toys. Mom called me to dinner. I was still in my diaper, but hadn't gone potty in it since that last time when I was changed. I waddled out to the dinner table. By this time Tammy was just pulling in the driveway. She always got home right before dinner because of cheer leading practice. Dad usually picked her up on the way home from work. As I was helping my mom set the table both dad and Tammy came in. "Tiffany honey, what are you doing in your diapers?" dad asked. I looked at him and blushed, "Um, me and my friends were playing house and I was the baby, I... I forgot I was still wearing them." "Aww you look so cute!" Tammy said as she walked back to her room to change. As we all sat down for dinner I was halfway through eating when I had to go number 2. "Um mommy", I said quietly. "Yes baby?" "Um... I gotta go poo, um can you help me, I'm still in this diaper, I don't know how to get it off.", I said in an urgent tone that made it noticeable that I really had to go. "Oh honey, we are eating now, Why don't you just go in the diaper and I will change you after dinner" She smiled at me. I started to cry a little, "But mommy, I don't wanna go poopoo in the diaper, I am only used to wetting, I don't wanna do number two." My father interrupted me and said, "Oh baby, just do it in your diapers and be quiet, you were the one who wanted to wear them in the first place. Babies go poop in their diapers, so just go, ok honey?" I began to cry and I put my head down and cried as I totally filled my diaper with a big poopy load. Then mom picked me up and carried me to the bathroom and changed me, but not into panties, but another diaper. "Mommy, why another diaper?" "Because, I can tell you like being babied, and I also saw what you wrote in your diary about how you want to be a baby. I know I shouldn't have read it, but you left it out and I happened to notice it when I was cleaning the other day. Honey, we don't mind if you want to be a baby. Its ok." I stopped crying. My mom hugged me and patted my diaper bottom. "But honey, you will have to wear them all the time. You will wear them to school, at home, or wherever you go. You cannot use the potty anymore since your a baby... ok?" I nodded and agreed to it. As we came back out to the dinner table everyone smiled. Apparently mom and dad had talked about this earlier and while I was being changed, Dad talked to Tammy about it. We had desert and then mom asked Tammy if she would go give me a bath since I'm a baby now. I was sort of shy about all this, but I knew it was what I had always wanted. I wondered what other kids would say, but I just knew this was worth it. I was not going to fight this. "Come on you big baby, lets get you cleaned up." Tammy said as she motioned for me to come over to her and fallow her to the bathroom. She bathed me and let me splash in the water for a little bit and play with my old rubber ducky I had when I was a little girl. She got me out of the tub and dried me off. She diapered me and then took me out the living room. We watched cartoons on TV. Then Mom said it was time for me to go to bed since I am a baby I need my sleep. I didn't mind, because I was already tired. It had been a very busy day. As my mother tucked me in she smiled at me and said, "Honey I know that you have wanted this for a long time, and well, I have to admit, so have I. I mean, I just want you to stay my little baby girl forever honey." She kissed me goodnight and dad came in shortly after and kissed me good night and said "Nite nite little baby, sleep well and sweet dreams." I started to drift off to sleep when Tammy came in and whispered, "Hey, Tiffy?" "Yes Tammy?" "I think you really make a cute baby and I love you and I want you to know that if anyone picks on you at school, I will beat them up for you. Now go to sleep and I'll see you in the morning ok?" I smiled as she left the room and closed the door. I once again drifted off to sleep.
They are just waiting on Taco Bell to determine the grand prize winner....
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Hello, My name is Tiffany. I want to share with you all, some things that have happened in my life and this story will be mostly fictional with just a touch of reality in it. I hope you will enjoy my story.
When I was 8 years old my mommy put me in diapers because I had been wetting the bed. I didn't really mind too much though, because when I laid in bed at night I would fantasize about being a real baby again. My older sister Tammy who was 14 at that time, would sometimes wake me up in the morning when she was getting ready for school. "Tiffy, Is your diaper wet baby?" Tammy asked as I opened my eyes. "Yes, I wet." I replied softly as I rubbed my eyes and began to wake up. Tammy picked me up and laid me on the floor and got some wipies and slid down my rubber pants and unpinned my wet cloth diaper. "Wow you sure did go pee allot!" Tammy said while smiling at me. I blushed and laid there as she cleaned me up and then slid a pair of panties up my legs and helped me get dressed. I went out to go eat breakfast and mom said good morning and stuff and then I got my backpack and went off to school.
At this point of my life I was only in diapers during the night, and no one really knew that I wanted to be a baby. I did not share this with any of my friends either. I was a bit shy in general anyway. School went like usual, and I got home and played with some friends. Then came dinner time, then bath time, and soon came bedtime. This was a typical day in my life at that time. But, things were about to change.
One day in May, a couple of my best friends and I were playing. We wanted to play house and I decided I wanted to be the baby. I had told these two girls about my diapers at night and so on, they were ok with it. But they didn't know I had fantasies about being a baby again. Anyway, I walked out to the living room and found my mom ironing clothes. "Mommy, we wanna play house, and I wanna be the baby, can you put me in one of my cloth diapers and rubber pants so I can play the baby." I said. My mother looked at me and said "Can't you just pretend honey?" I shook my head no. "Well ok, I guess you can wear one. Just wait a moment baby I'll come in there and change you into a diaper in a moment. I need to finish what I'm doing here ok sweetie?" My mother said as I ran out of the room back to my room. "So what did she say?" Laura asked. "She said she would put me in a diaper after she finishes ironing." "Oh cool!" I could tell we were going to have lots of fun.
My mother came in a few minutes later with one of my cloth diapers and some pink rubber pants. She also had some baby powder. She diapered me in front of my friends and we all giggled because it was so funny that I was going to get to be a baby in a real diaper. After she finished she smiled and said, "You girls have fun." We all thanked her and she left the room. "Ok, so lets start, I will be the mommy, and Laura, you can be the big sister, and Tiffany, you are the baby!" Emily said. I smiled and then began to talk in baby talk and crawl around on the floor and Laura, who was playing the part of my older sister, was rolling a ball towards me trying to get me to roll it back. Then Emily came over and held me in her lap. "Its time for baby to take a nap." "No I don't wanna nap" I said in a whiney little baby voice. "Yes you take nap now baby." "otay, but not long nap though." I said as I gave in and fell asleep in her lap.
I must have really dozed off because suddenly Emily shook me to wake me up. "Um Tiffany, I think you just went potty in your diaper." Emily said as she pointed to my apparently wet diaper. "ut oh, I hope my mommy doesn't get mad at me." "Oh it's ok, I'm sure your mom wont care, I mean you wet them at night and she changes you, so what's the big deal. I mean you are playing baby, so why not wet it." Laura said while smiling at me. "Yeah I guess you are right." "Well lets go see if my mommy will change me.' I got up and waddled out of the room down the hall in my crinkly thick soaking wet diaper.
"Mommy..." I said shyly. "Yes honey?" "Um... well..." She looked at me and then noticed that I had wet in my diapers. "Oh dear, you peed your diaper. Why did you wet it honey?" "Um, well, because I was being a baby, and well I fell asleep because I was taking a nap, and Emily woke me up and told me I was wet." "Well in that case since you all are playing baby, go get one of your diapers and let Emily & Laura change it for you." mom said teasingly. I nodded and then waddled back into my room, crinkling all the way down the hall.
"So what did she say?" Emily asked. "She said that since we were playing house, that one of you has to change my diaper" I blushed. "Ewww yuck!", Laura said, "I'm not changing that thing." I started to cry. "I need my diaper changed, its all wet. Please help me?" I cried. "Oh ok you big baby, lay down and I'll do it.", Emily said. I lay on the floor and Emily changed me out of my wet diaper and into another dry one. Laura just looked at her. "Maybe we shouldn't play baby any more. What if she wets this one too?" "Well then we just will have to quit playing and put her back in big girl panties", Emily replied. I just laid on the floor on my back with my diaper on but waiting for Emily to pull up my rubber pants and tuck my diaper in. Finally she did and we resumed playing. This time I stayed dry.
Laura & Emily went home and I stayed in my room and played with some toys. Mom called me to dinner. I was still in my diaper, but hadn't gone potty in it since that last time when I was changed. I waddled out to the dinner table. By this time Tammy was just pulling in the driveway. She always got home right before dinner because of cheer leading practice. Dad usually picked her up on the way home from work. As I was helping my mom set the table both dad and Tammy came in.
"Tiffany honey, what are you doing in your diapers?" dad asked. I looked at him and blushed, "Um, me and my friends were playing house and I was the baby, I... I forgot I was still wearing them." "Aww you look so cute!" Tammy said as she walked back to her room to change. As we all sat down for dinner I was halfway through eating when I had to go number 2. "Um mommy", I said quietly. "Yes baby?" "Um... I gotta go poo, um can you help me, I'm still in this diaper, I don't know how to get it off.", I said in an urgent tone that made it noticeable that I really had to go. "Oh honey, we are eating now, Why don't you just go in the diaper and I will change you after dinner" She smiled at me. I started to cry a little, "But mommy, I don't wanna go poopoo in the diaper, I am only used to wetting, I don't wanna do number two." My father interrupted me and said, "Oh baby, just do it in your diapers and be quiet, you were the one who wanted to wear them in the first place. Babies go poop in their diapers, so just go, ok honey?" I began to cry and I put my head down and cried as I totally filled my diaper with a big poopy load. Then mom picked me up and carried me to the bathroom and changed me, but not into panties, but another diaper. "Mommy, why another diaper?" "Because, I can tell you like being babied, and I also saw what you wrote in your diary about how you want to be a baby. I know I shouldn't have read it, but you left it out and I happened to notice it when I was cleaning the other day. Honey, we don't mind if you want to be a baby. Its ok." I stopped crying. My mom hugged me and patted my diaper bottom. "But honey, you will have to wear them all the time. You will wear them to school, at home, or wherever you go. You cannot use the potty anymore since your a baby... ok?" I nodded and agreed to it.
As we came back out to the dinner table everyone smiled. Apparently mom and dad had talked about this earlier and while I was being changed, Dad talked to Tammy about it. We had desert and then mom asked Tammy if she would go give me a bath since I'm a baby now. I was sort of shy about all this, but I knew it was what I had always wanted. I wondered what other kids would say, but I just knew this was worth it. I was not going to fight this. "Come on you big baby, lets get you cleaned up." Tammy said as she motioned for me to come over to her and fallow her to the bathroom.
She bathed me and let me splash in the water for a little bit and play with my old rubber ducky I had when I was a little girl. She got me out of the tub and dried me off. She diapered me and then took me out the living room. We watched cartoons on TV. Then Mom said it was time for me to go to bed since I am a baby I need my sleep. I didn't mind, because I was already tired. It had been a very busy day. As my mother tucked me in she smiled at me and said, "Honey I know that you have wanted this for a long time, and well, I have to admit, so have I. I mean, I just want you to stay my little baby girl forever honey." She kissed me goodnight and dad came in shortly after and kissed me good night and said "Nite nite little baby, sleep well and sweet dreams." I started to drift off to sleep when Tammy came in and whispered, "Hey, Tiffy?" "Yes Tammy?" "I think you really make a cute baby and I love you and I want you to know that if anyone picks on you at school, I will beat them up for you. Now go to sleep and I'll see you in the morning ok?" I smiled as she left the room and closed the door. I once again drifted off to sleep.
Slashdot:
If anarchy, energy and genre-bending are to be rewarded at this year's Webby's then Slashdot will be the winner of Print & Zines hands-down. It is certainly one of the more difficult sites to describe.
"We're a lot of things: Journalism, Community, Weblog, Party, Panel," co-founder Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda tried to explain, via email. "But we're not any of these things."
What they are is a well-designed, aggressively interactive free-for-all moderated by a dozen or so early twenties self-described "Nerds," working from their corporate condo in Holland, Michigan. A typical day goes something like this: Readers send in around 500 submissions, usually amounting to a single heavily linked paragraph or two describing some new article or nugget of info plucked from the Internet. Of these, around 15 or so get posted (basically, whoever's first on a topic deemed interesting), and then the real fun begins, as readers send in approximately 3,000 reactions, arguments and counterpunches, ranging from geeky bull sessions about music, to hyper-sophisticated technical discussions about things most people couldn't possibly understand.
Technology reporters have learned to lurk in the corridors, sniffing for technical and societal topics that otherwise bubble up to the surface months later, or just hyping their own work. One of the earliest enthusiasts of the Slashdot culture and site was longtime New Media guy Jon Katz, who writes frequent columns, and is routinely savaged by Slashdot's highly skeptical readership.
Submissions are screened, scored and unpaid; meanwhile Slashdot's owners sold their company to Linux megasite Andover.net last year for $1.5 million in cash and $7 million in Andover stock at the IPO price.
"There is a group of people who think I'm hypocritical for being successful and running something perceived as 'alternative,' but the reality was that because of the scale of Slashdot, it either had to make some money, or else it would have died," said Malda, who turns 24 May 10. "You can't serve a million pages a day off Geocities, ya know? We all work long days making sure Slashdot happens each and every day. If we had to have day jobs, they wouldn't have Slashdot."
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He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!!
But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
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Inflatable Spacecraft? Lemme guess, the interior is black lights on a velvet poster of Hendrix. Oooohhh yeeeah.
Combined with the inflatable furniture this thing is a portable bachelors pad! Can't wait till Thinkgeek starts to sell these!
They can track my stolen vehicle in under a minute but they can't locate a space vehicle!?!?
"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly"
This makes me wonder, how would they have prevented it from blowing when it reached the vacuum in outer space?
Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
You can't tell me what to do.
You ain't my daddy...Are you?
I have seen evil.
I have seen horror.
I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul.
I have seen all this, but until today, I have never seen...YOU (you being a smelly linsux (l)user)
Russia's inability to show results with their space program can be shown obvious if one thinks about it. To resolve this problem, the USians should invade Canada. [ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] The Common American Penis Bird (Score:0)
. jp g [rotten.com]
..and the Russians have lost their raft.
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:43AM (#3880635) For years now, the common American penis bird has been a staple of every American's daily diet. Whether it be penis bird sandwiches, fried penis bird, or perhaps penis bird under glass (for the rich), we all have penis bird at least once a day. Many Americans have no clue how the penis bird became so important in the pyramid of a balanced diet, so in this article I will attempt to explain its history and why it is so useful.
In the early 1870s, Francis Zefran became the first penis bird breeder in North America. He started his famous Penis Bird Ranch in Canton, OH. At the time, not much was known of the penis bird's nutritional value, but the Penis Bird Ranch changed all of that. Not only did Francis Zefran raise penis birds to sell their colorful plumes (a VERY lucrative business), he also set up the world's first research lab dedicated solely to the study of the penis bird.
The lab found many interesting things. First, it was discovered that thepenis bird was actually semi-sentient. Second, the scientists found that the meat of the penis bird was high in protein, vitamin A, vitamin B, and calcium, while low in fat, cholestorol, and sodium. Never before had such a nutritious meal been had without supplement or fortification. The scientists of the lab recommended immediately that the penis bird become a part of every American's daily diet.
When the news of the penis bird's usefulness reached president Rutherford B. Hayes, he was absolutely ecstatic. You see, President Hayes owed a number of favors to Francis Zefran because as I said earlier, the penis bird plume trade was an extremely lucrative business and Mr. Zefran was important in getting RBH elected through a number of monetary gifts. President Hayes immediately asked Congress to pass what we all know today as the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act.
The act did a number of things to make the penis bird a daily meal, most important of which was the requirement that for every four people in a household, one penis bird must consumed every day. Another thing the act did was create an artificial monopoly for Francis Zefran's Penis Bird Industries. The act stated that the only supplier of penis bird meat in the US would be PBI. As one would imagine, this quickly made Francis Zefran into the richest man in the world. He was soon a multi-billionaire (quadrillionaire with today's inflation). Never before had a single man seen such wealth.
Many challenges were made to the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act, and several even made it the Supreme Court. It was argued that the act was unconstitutional and went against liberty itself, but once the detractors tasted delicious penis bird meat for the first time, they immediately dropped their cases and followed the law to the letter. We all know today that penis bird is the most delicious meat man has ever known, but at that time, the only meats people ate were pork and beef.
In the early 1970s, though, challenges to the act began again. Many argued that the monopoly given to Penis Bird Industries by the act was in all ways unamerican. The Supreme Court finally agreed, and in 1974, Section II of the act was struck down. This in effect opened the market to competition for all.
Today, Penis Bird Industries is almost no more. Today we have the market leader Penis Bird Meat International facing against Penissoft, a recent startup. Where will the future lead the penis bird market? Only time will tell us, but one thing is certain: penis birds are here to stay!
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Where did I put the needle, oh darn the ship is... (Score:1)
by lysacor on Sunday July 14, @03:46AM (#3880638)
(User #237887 Info | http://slashdot.org/) Sounds like the Russian space agencies and R&D teams were looking at making a really cheap mode of transport recovery... only thing is they forgot that when they take the plug out of the seal... it tends to release whatever air/gas it contains... ooops I guess they didn't read the instructions the designer gave them... well no matter yet another one down the tubes. [ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] My question (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:53AM (#3880652) I am a thirteen year old boy with a major problem. I like to wear pantyhose. I love the way they feel on my hairless body and I just can't stop looking at myself in the mirror. My priest says that he loves the pantyhose, but sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me. I think you are the smartest guy in the whole world so I thought if anybody can answer my question it would be you, CmdrTaco.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] Nigger fucktards! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:54AM (#3880654) u all people are goddam nigger fucktards! fuck u all! nigger fucktards! eat my shit motherfuckers! goddam nigger fucktards! fucktards all! god damn you nigger fucktards!
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] I'm a Survivor! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:55AM (#3880655) I'm a survivor
I'm not gon give up
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] Help!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:56AM (#3880661) Hi everyone. I REALLY need your help!!! I've got a problem that has kept me from performing sexually with anyone in my entire life. My problem is that I have a micropenis.
Here is a picture for those who are interested:
http://vatican.rotten.com/micropenis/micropenis
I don't know what to do! Should I see a doctor about a penile lengthening procedure? Should I even think about having sex or is it pointless? I CAN orgasm normally, but my partners cannot.
Any help is appreciated!!!
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Summer's Out.. (Score:1)
by snoozebutton (paulpro@ m a c.com) on Sunday July 14, @04:00AM (#3880663)
(User #570866 Info)
The kids are bored,
at home
on a computer they can't afford,
A first post will not be had
in these coming weeks.
and it's sad.
"I give you me, I give you nothing" - Bad Religion
More catchy tunes [facethecrowd.com] (CARP-free music!!!)
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. jp g [rotten.com]
..and the Russians have lost their raft.
:) [ Reply to This | Parent ]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Where did I put the needle, oh darn the ship is... (Score:1)
by lysacor on Sunday July 14, @03:46AM (#3880638)
(User #237887 Info | http://slashdot.org/) Sounds like the Russian space agencies and R&D teams were looking at making a really cheap mode of transport recovery... only thing is they forgot that when they take the plug out of the seal... it tends to release whatever air/gas it contains... ooops I guess they didn't read the instructions the designer gave them... well no matter yet another one down the tubes. [ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] My question (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:53AM (#3880652) I am a thirteen year old boy with a major problem. I like to wear pantyhose. I love the way they feel on my hairless body and I just can't stop looking at myself in the mirror. My priest says that he loves the pantyhose, but sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me. I think you are the smartest guy in the whole world so I thought if anybody can answer my question it would be you, CmdrTaco.
DTABN
[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] Nigger fucktards! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:54AM (#3880654) u all people are goddam nigger fucktards! fuck u all! nigger fucktards! eat my shit motherfuckers! goddam nigger fucktards! fucktards all! god damn you nigger fucktards!
DTABN
[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] I'm a Survivor! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:55AM (#3880655) I'm a survivor
I'm not gon give up
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'
DTABN
[ Reply to This | Parent ] [klerck] Help!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @03:56AM (#3880661) Hi everyone. I REALLY need your help!!! I've got a problem that has kept me from performing sexually with anyone in my entire life. My problem is that I have a micropenis.
Here is a picture for those who are interested:
http://vatican.rotten.com/micropenis/micropenis
I don't know what to do! Should I see a doctor about a penile lengthening procedure? Should I even think about having sex or is it pointless? I CAN orgasm normally, but my partners cannot.
Any help is appreciated!!!
DTABN
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Summer's Out.. (Score:1)
by snoozebutton (paulpro@ m a c.com) on Sunday July 14, @04:00AM (#3880663)
(User #570866 Info)
The kids are bored,
at home
on a computer they can't afford,
A first post will not be had
in these coming weeks.
and it's sad.
"I give you me, I give you nothing" - Bad Religion
More catchy tunes [facethecrowd.com] (CARP-free music!!!)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] The So-Called "Man" (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 14, @04:00AM (#3880664) The so-called "man", often thought to be holding down your "oppressed" minority group of choice, is in actuality a little old lady living in Peru, Massachusetts. Despite her blue hair and seeming innocent appearance, she is in fact responsible for holding down everyone who claims to be held down. I know this because I have gone to her double-wide trailer (only the finest for her, I guess) and checked through all of her files. Interestingly enough, she runs SuSe Linux and claims *BSD is dying . . . Anyways, because I am much larger than her, I was able to force her to secure the following terms for the greater good of manandwomankind:
1. Reparations for slavery will immediately be paid out of her cookie jar. While not in the sums demanded by African-American leaders, the $214.78 she had on her will have to do.
2. Admittance of its existence and her own role in the Zionist world domination conspiracy.
3. Admittance of her hand in the worldwide downfall of socialism.
4. Reparations for clubbing baby seals, to be paid in oatmeal raisin cookies to local Inuit and Scandinavian tribes.
5. Admittance of her role in the conspiracy to subvert Michael "The King of Pop" Jackson's latest album.
6. Admittance of her destruction of a softcore porn starring Britney Spears AND L'il Kim.
7. Admittance of the existence of the Vast Right Wing conspiracy and its role in the destruction of hippie culture.
8. Finally, information linking a former guest on both the Jerry Springer show and the Jenny Jones show to French ultraconservative groups.
Now, I understand you probably want to send me money, or candy, for my efforts. I wish to discourage you from doing so, and instead send the candy to the children of the Middle East. If they had more candy, they wouldn't want to blow themselves up and would probably be too out of shape to do it, just like kids in the western world. That is all . . . Thanks you've been a great audience Good Night
* Wow Sunday July 14, @04:08AM
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They seem to have figured out why they lost it... (Score:1)
by phayes on Sunday July 14, @04:15AM (#3880696)
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If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
Of course details are sketchy.... Nobody is buying the Weather Ballon theory this time.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
1. Introduction
As everyone knows, Open Source software is the wave of the future. With the market share of GNU/Linux and *BSD increasing every day, interest in Open Source Software is at an all time high.
Developing software within the Open Source model benefits everyone. People can take your code, improve it and then release it back to the community. This cycle continues and leads to the creation of far more stable software than the 'Closed Source' shops can ever hope to create.
So you're itching to create that Doom 3 killer but don't know where to start? Read on!
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2. First Steps
The most important thing that any Open Source project needs is a Sourceforge page. There are tens of thousands of successful Open Source projects on Sourceforge; the support you receive here will be invaluable.
OK, so you've registered your Sourceforge project and set the status to '0: Pre-Thinking About It', what's next?
3. Don't Waste Time!
Now you need to set up your SourceForge homepage. Keep it plain and simple - don't use too many HTML tags, just knock something up in VI. Website editors like FrontPage and DreamWeaver just create bloated eye-candy - you need to get your message to the masses!
4. Ask For Help
Since you probably can't program at all you'll need to try and find some people who think they can. If your project is a game you'll probably need an artist too. Ask for help on your new Sourceforge pages. Here is an example to get you started:
"Hi there! Welcom to my SorceForge page! I am planing to create a Fisrt Person Shooter game for Linux that is going to kick Doom 3's ass! I have loads of awesome ideas, like giant robotic spiders! I need some help thouh as I cant program or draw. If you can program or draw the tekstures please get in touch! K thx bye!"
Thousands of talented programmers and artists hang out at Sourceforge ready to devote their time to projects so you should get a team together in no time!
5. The A-Team
So now you have your team together you are ready to change your projects status to '1: Pre-Bickering'. You will need to discuss your ideas with your team mates and see what value they can add to the project. You could use an Instant Messaging program like MSN for this, but since you run Linux you'll have to stick to e-mail.
Don't forget that YOU are in charge! If your team doesn't like the idea of giant robotic spiders just delete them from the project and move on. Someone else can fill their place and this is the beauty of Open Source development. The code might end up a bit messy and the graphics inconsistant - but it's still 'Free as in Speech'!
6. Getting Down To It
Now that you've found a team of right thinking people you're ready to start development. Be prepared for some delays though. Programming is a craft and can take years to learn. Your programmer may be a bit rusty but will probably be writing "hello world" programs after school in no time.
Closed Source games like Doom 3 use the graphics card to do all the hard stuff anyhow, so your programmer will just have to get the NVidia 'API' and it will be plain sailing! Giant robot spiders, here we come!
7. The Outcome
So it's been a few years, you still have no files released or in CVS. Your programmer can't get enough time on the PC because his mother won't let him use it after 8pm. Your artist has run off with a Thai She-Male. Your project is still at '1: Pre-Bickering'...
Congratulations! You now have a successful Open Source project on Sourceforge! Pat yourself on the back, think up another idea and do it all again! See how simple it is?
-klerck
DTABN
And every time i get it out my dad sticks it back in... =T
DTABN
I Like Slashot.
I also enjoy Open Source programming and Lego's.. Lego's have been a hobby of mine for a while now.
Ohh.. and props to the KDE Development team.. good work with the 3.1 Alpha.. i look forward to it. And so i dont start a "flame war" i would like to mention i use gnome also.. they work great on my FreeBSD machine.
-klerck
About a year ago, I saw this banner ad advertising "Mail Order brides." Well, me being gay and all, I figured I could use a male around the trailer (mostly for anal sex), so I clicked the add, and started searching for the Russian stud who was right for me. All of them were big, had mustaches, and apparently liked cross-dressing. Well, to make a long story short, I ordered a male named Meesha, only, he wasn't a he at all. Apparently, all Russian women are big, and have mustaches. I tried to ditch her, but she wouldn't leave my trailer. I eventually tricked her into leaving by telling her the trailer's nuclear reactor was going to blow... that got her going. She ran out of the trailer, and I thankfully never saw her again.
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Slashdot has the scoop of the launch right here
and I was all excited that Slashdot might have actually done some real investigative journalism, oh well, another post
Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
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DTABN
I've seen dozens of my friends and lovers die from AIDS. It's not funny. And the blood transfusion thing is just stupid. Everyone who got AIDS got it from blood transfusions, it's just the delivery method that's different: dirty needle, penis, etc.
Klerck, you really are messed up.
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Idiots who say violin in French when they are attempting to express their own cultural sophistication.
Odds are that it burned up in re-entry, IMHO. I would assume the Russians know how to aim, so if it's not there it's probably gone. Then again, maybe their aim is so off that we would have all survived a WW3?
I always feel like someone at Wendy's is going to help me change. It's so hard to really change--most of the time I don't even think of it as a possibility. At Wendy's, though, especially when I've ordered and I know that good people are working hard to bring me what I deserve, I know I can change. I can become something truly special, like an escaped death-row inmate or a twelve-year-old prostitute.
DTABN
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Why is it that every single post on some good idea that does not come from the USA ends up on /. getting trolled and flamebaited to all hell? One would think , or at least hope, that the kind of people who frequent /. would be a little bit more open minded than that.
Apart from that, I like the idea of this experiment that the Russians are doing. Apart from turning ICBM's into space launchers and having a good way of protecting packages that must return to earth, it seems like it is providing the basic research for Astronaut emergency reentry technology.
Does this remind anyone else of David Gonterman and the "NiTRO" comic?
How come when I read Russian inflatable spacecraft I think of something like this.
Our politicians may be full of hot air,
NASA officials may be full of hot air,
we might all be full of hot air,
but at least our satellites aren't!!
Unless, of course, you count things like the Mars Pathfinder which landed inside a coccoon of airbags and the upcoming Mars Rover missions which will do the same.
But those don't count, right?
Who let the trolls out !!!! BLAH, BLAH !!! ..... and repeat until you throw up.
This most be the most trolled post I have ever seen. I wonder if the russian want any candidates for the next probe they launch? They can test the effectiveness of trolls as air brakes and landing cushions....
- HeXa
the F@lun G0ng might of mistaken the Soviet spacecraft for a Chinese one and taken control of it.....
seriously though - at least Russia is making use of the old ICBMs they have. As long as they remember to remove the warheads and keep the "lost" spacecraft from falling back to earth... practice makes perfect.
- HeXa
"Wait a minute. I could of sworn it was around here somewhere... No wait is that a missing Nuclear warhead?"
When you want some military hardware lost, hire a Russian..
Don't Tread on OpenSource
Who'd get turned on by an inflatable spacecraft? Just cleaning the thing when you're done could take all day.
Now an inflatable penguin...
My cat can eat a whole watermelon
Make it so one wide comment does not wide all the comments.
This is the best trick.
..So much easier
and he gets to kill himself in the end
Finally he will pull off the biggest page widening scam on the front page of a newspaper
Klerk you obviously are a very unstable "boy"
I use the term "boy" very loosely here (loose even compared to the great one himself)
PLZ HURRY UP AND KILL YOURSELF
I'd say it was probably struck by some of the space junk that's orbiting the earth at thousands of miles per hour. They should ask the folks on the ISS to keep an eye out for a deflated beach ball.
No wonder they can't find it, check the webpage of the GPS part makers GPS Tracking of the IRDT-2 Re-entry Capsule quote: "...The IRDT-2 capsule will be launched by a Volna rocket from a Kalmar type submarine in the Baltic sea north of Murmansk..."
Murmansk is nowhere near the Baltics...
The inventor of the Flying Saucer propellantless
propulsion is asking people not to be afraid
if they happen to see his Flying Saucer going
across the skies in the next years.
He say his IFO " Identified Friendly Object"
should not be the target of the military or others.
Nothing more will be said about the technology
or any others matters relating according to
inventor of 3D Volume Holographic Storage.
http://colossalstorage.net
EVIL! Intruders from the 8th dimension! Get 'em!
Especially comparing to american women which if they weight under 100 kg should be considered "slim"...
.. the natives are worshipping their newly discovered floating God.
Rogue members have tried unsucessfully to rid their new God, but the rocks and sticks they throw at it magically bounce off and repel back.
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It has just become invalid. After you changed it, see if you can book a trip there and see for yourself.
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
Slashdot says they have the "scoop" on this, when in fact they're just reposting a story from CNN.
/.
/. is never going to be known for...
Here's a real scoop for you,
Reposting != scooping
scooping == being the first to get a story, something that
--Grammer Knotzi
Isn't that supposed to be theoretically possible?
Cake or Death? Cake Please!
It's not as bad as it sounds. The Russian media reports that the vehicle landed as expected, it's just can't be found so far. The search continues.
p acenews/fu ll_news.cfm?id=90403
The previous launches ware worse. In Summer 2000 tt did not inflate completely and hard-crashed. In Summer 2001 it did not separate from the first stage. So, this time it's half-way successful.
Kamchatka peninsula is not the nicest place on Earth. Very thin population, a lot of mountains, forests.
Here is the original in Russian:
http://www.spacenews.ru/spacenews/src/s
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"45 feet per second -- 30 miles an hour --", metric units anyone?
Good that it's just an article about rocket science, and mentions Mars.
Maybe they're just off by a factor 3.
... this means they might lose Lance Bass too.