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One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk
News for nerds writes: "At InterOpto'02 - international optoelectronics exhibition hold in Chiba, Japan - OPTWARE Co.Ltd. made up of ex-Sony engineers, demoed(in Japanese) 1-terabyte super-high speed optical disk system "T-VRD." It uses hologram and stores 1 terabyte data in a 12-cm-CD-size disc, with 100Mbps - 1Gbps transfer rate. Available in 2003 as 19-inch rackmount, 2005 for PC." Update: 07/16 18:33 GMT by T : Sorry, that's centimeters, not inches, which is of course even better ;)
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these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad
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For all we know, the page could be saying, "look at all those Slashdot fools who thing that this page actually contains information, HA HA HA!!!"
It would be very impressive if this is for real... Question is how much will it cost, will it be recordable, etc?
i.e. does it have any showstoppers that will prevent it from making Philips' blue laser disc technology stillborn?
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
Fuck it. I tried to reply twice and got filtered based on time.
You've all been trolled!
Damn! Where are my mod points! +1 Funny!
and this is a troll how?
Call this guy:
Barry C Deuschle, Sr.
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CUMMING, GA 30041
866-655-3475 ext. # 61
Just tell him you don't appreciate companies that send spam and hang up.
I would be most appreciative!
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Sorry, that's centimeters, not inches, which is of course even better ;)
Your girlfriend says different.
I don't know about blondes, but brunettes don't fall for the ol' "it's not the size the matters" line.
obBlondeJokes
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLOND THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why do blonds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the blond do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a blond busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't blonds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the blond try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 blonds go to a movie?
A: because under 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like blond jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a blond say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call 10 blonds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a blond in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a blond with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you see when you look into a blond's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why are blonds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blond in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Whats the difference between a blond and a Supermarket Trolley ?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A blond ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A blond BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: She said "Yes, I've seen it done."
Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?"
blond: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
blond: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I
get a different answer."
A blond was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she
said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back
home.
What's the difference between a blond and a Porsche?
You don't loan a Porsche to your friends.
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
A blonde woman doesn't get much respect from her boss because he thinks she is stupid. So she decides to study a few things and see if she can earn his respect. A few days later, she passes her boss's office and asks him to name a state, and she'll tell him the capital of it. He says "Okay... Wyoming."
The woman paused for a moment to recall the answer. Suddenly her eyes lit up, she had the answer at last: "W?"
I find that amusing. Some moderator thought that this comment was 'OffTopic'. To that moderator, let me quote something from the Slashdot FAQ:
"If You Can't Be Deep, Be Funny: If you don't have something truly developing to the topic, some humor is welcome. Humor is lacking in our lives and will continue to be promoted. Remember though, what rips your sides out may be completely inane to somebody else."
It can be found under the question: "How can I improve my karma?"
I would highly recommend that whoever modded me down take a look at that FAQ first.
This is slashdot, you are only allowed to rehash the text that is in the story, do not discuss outside the text, draw conclusions, make jokes or otherwise stray from the immediate specific article, or we (the insane offtopic-moderators union) will have to take action, thank you.
One of my colleagues will be by shortly to moderate both you and me offtopic for daring to use slashdot to comment comments and moderations, I think we all learned something from this.
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Don't worry about it dude, I was mod bombed. heh. 3 of my posts in this thread were modded down as 'OffTopic' all within a minute of each other. Somebody out there just doesn't like me today and burned their mod points to 'teach me a lesson'. Too bad they won't reveal who they are. The word 'coward' springs to mind.
Joke's on them, though: They used up all their mod points, and I'm still posting at +2 heh.
No seriously, if it bothers you... ignore it. If my saying it bothers me or just make fun of it while it does not bother me... just ignore that. But please, PLEASE, don't sound like a broken record saying that it is different from 1337 speak and giving some stupid self defacing reason
Yes, but sometimes moderations are so off that it's worth paying attention to them, the -1 offtopic moderations being such a plague, it's used randomly for trolls, flamebaits, funny comments or other things that are on a slight tangent off the topic
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He slides in 10^69 molecules per thrust- how much more bandwidth do you need?
Heh. My coworker had me type 'make love'. The response was like "unable to make love". heh. That was a while ago, I don't think it works today, but it was funny. :)
"Derp de derp."